Roleplay / The Doomy Adventures of Irken Doominess

From Left to right Deef, Alyssa, Jir, Sor, Gl.k, Melissa, Gar, Ryn, Ink, Nel and Nano In a world of numerous characters there are still many more not listed here.

If you were looking for a story about happy aliens who help humans do miraculous things, please reread the title of this page, if you already did there is something wrong with your INFERIOR HUMAN BRAIN!. No this is a Invader Zim Spin-Off .....Thingy. Or rather a Play By Post Game Set in the same general universe with some Fanon characters and even some Canon Characters Like Zim, Dib and Skoodge appear. There is also a GrimDark Universe where Roleplayers also set scenes. So now sit back and get your FILTHY HUMAN EYEBALLS ready to read the most random things a Group of Invader Zim loving Kids can come up with.

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DAID contains examples of:

• Abusive Parents: Nel, being one of the only characters with parents.
  • Alyssa may also count, if you consider her distant relationship with her parents, which may count as neglect.
  • Same thing with Deef, which is actually worse. His mom makes him sleep in the basement and doesn't give a shit if he gets kidnapped by aliens, if he starts screaming in the middle of the night, or anything.

• A Child Shall Lead Them: One horrific rule in the Grimdark world dictates that once a ruler reaches the age of 14, a child will be chosen to be the next prince/princess and will ultimately be corrupted by the previous one.
• Afraid of Blood: Jir and his mirror twin Rij have Hemophobia.

• Alien Invasion: Considering all the irken invaders on earth you'd think they'd have it conquered, but between Troblesome humans like Deef and Alyssa, difference in reasons for being on earth, possible enjoyment of being on earth instead of Irk and just pure laziness the invasion doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
• Aliens of London: Myk is a British stereotype in a vortian body.
• All of the Other Reindeer: Deef, save for Alyssa and even SHE thought he was STARK RAVING MAD! (Actually stated by Alyssa's creator).
• Ambition Is Evil: Melissa, her ambition is to break Deef and Alyssa through psychological warfare and is even willing to bring them to the brink of death just to toy with them HER AND GLaDOS COULD BE FRIENDS!
• Ambiguous Gender: Bunny was this when Jir thought he was a girl
  • Most notably Riley who is totally Ambiguous Word of God says s/he will remain ambiguous till the plot demands Riley's reveal.
• Ambiguously Gay: Bunny, when Jir first met him he initionally thought he was a girl due to basically living in his bunny suit, Bunny often will comment on how adorable Jir is, justified Jir's a Loliboy but bunny also constently blushes around Jir, while still having a tendancy to call Jir dude, His creator even stated she has no idea although it's likely.

• Arch-Enemy: Nel is this to Alyssa, Nel likes the irkens; Alyssa despises them, Nel is tough; Alyssa's pretty weak, Nel likes Dib (But Dorp more) and Alyssa likes Deef.
  • Melissa and Deef are this big time although really they're actually pretty similar.

• Attention Whore: Althought it seems out of character Jir loves when others fawn over him for his Loliboy charm.

• Beneath the Mask: Grimdark Jir has been half drowned and traumatized by Garth and yet puts on a brave face infront of his associates and servants.
• Berserk Button:
  • Don't you DARE hurt Jir's friends!
  • Don't tell Deef's secrets!
  • Don't call Gl.k GL.KRIN!
  • Don't steal Ber's muffins!
  • Don't mess with Deef (Alyssa will kill you)
  • Don't tell Melissa she has a mental defect!
  • Don't remind Nel of her past
  • DON'T YOU DARE HARM/INSULT DORP!
  • Don't mention the Tallest around Buu!

• Big Anime Eyes: All characters created by Jir will automatically have these sort of eyes.

• Bio-Augmentation: When Melissa turned Alyssa in a irken
  • Averted and played straight when Melissa tried to do the same to Deef to which Gar replied IT'LL MAKE HIM STRONGER!
• Blunt Metaphors Trauma: Literal example
  Melissa: Your race are as easy to minipulate as vortian molding substance.

Deef: Vortian moldin- wait what?!

Gar: Cool! It's like two hoggulus, one cattapult!

• Break the Badass: In the part where Jon and GD Jir are bonding we get a huge Break the Badass when we figure out Garth has traumatized GD Jir into submission.

• Breaking the Fourth Wall: Nel once literally mentioned Flipnotes Hatena (as in the Site this is posted on) by name.
  • Nel also listens to Discord VERY often, which is her boyfriend Dorp's Character Theme.
  • Fip once mentioned how On The Bright Side Melissa only kills background characters.
  • "Hooray for plot convenient bell rings!"
  • Cartoon logic is mentioned alot in-universe.
• Breakout Character: Surprisingly the Author Avatar Melissa became a break out character once her creator made Jir take a backseat to her.
• Butt-Monkey: Deef and Alyssa, they are constently being tortured and joked about by the Villain Protagonist.
• The Cake Is a Lie: Melissa promised Deef she'd free Alyssa if he gave her the picture but in the end made him, her and Gar's temporary slave.

• Can't Have Sex, Ever: Irkens; which most of the rping people play as physically can't have sex although some rpers have found a G-rated way of doing it with "special wires".
• Can't Kill You, Still Need You: How Melissa feels about Deef and Alyssa.

• The Chains of Commanding: GD Jir has to deal with this (although he cares only for people who are undyingly loyal to him and sometimes he Pet the Dog with a few characters) He has to deal with running his chaoticly evil world where there are suprisingly very few problems and has to deal with garth his jealous advisor (he was demoted when Jir was created) who constantly tries to corrupt him and teach him to be evil.
• Character Development: GD Jir got Lighter and Softer with the addition of his Backstory which explains his evilness but only shows this side to his caretaker Elle and his two friends Wunny and Jon.
• Character Tics: Jir has his cute "I want attention face" and Melissa and Gar's eyes twitch if they believe a human has found out they aren't human, also when Melissa is pissed off her eyes tend to get darker and if out of disguise one antenna will shoot up while the other flops down.
• Characterization Marches On: Jir is a great example begining a complete cloudcuckoolander, then becoming a Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling (being a more drastic example and typically doing it to everyone who he considered foolish) then finally being a cute boy.
  • A lesser known exampleis that Melissa used to be The Nice One and soon became The Smart One,a total bitch to humans and irkens whom annoyed her and the Foolish Sibling, Responsible Sibling to her Cloud Cuckoo Lander of a sister Ber
  • Also Nano recently has gone from a Cloud Cuckoo Lander to Not So Stoic.
  • Buu was once a Genki Girl of all things but is now Not So Stoic.
  • Bunny SOMEHOW was a It's All About Me Person to a Cheerful Child.
• Cheerful Child:
  • Bunny is so optimistic it makes you want to choke a baby Moose.
  • San is very annoying but is so unbearablly nice (Other then pulling pranks on people like dressing guys up in dresses often by force)

• Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Ber and Nano (Formerlly) are both cloudcuckoolanders they are both completely delusional to any common sense and are often found being insane!

• Companion Cube: Ryn's scissors that she is completely attached to and sometimes talks to.
• Conflicting Loyalty: Jir cares deeply about Deef and Gar, Word of God says he would probably save Gar's life if he could only save one of them

• Cool and Unusual Punishment: Melissa's making Deef be her slave, dressing him up in a dress, pushing him into a pit of ham ect.
• Cowardly Lion: Jir does this and will only stop being a coward if his friends are threatened. Sometimes Played for Laughs as well just having him do nothing while bad things happen to him.
• Cuddle Bug: Jir is this to Deef and Gar the most, given he's two but he's a mature two year old

• Dark Is Evil: Played straight with the Grim DARK world and also Melissa's eyes change in colour from Blue to Black when she's angry.
• Dark Is Not Evil: Gar's eyes are darker then most irkens due to a time paradox, but she's not necessarily Evil, just kinda Insane.
• The Dark Side: GD Jir's Dark fortress allegiance is this in spades although it doesn't look as if his empire will ever fall.
• Dark World: The Grimdark world is a world of homicidal child murderers.
• Deflector Shields: Jir's forcefields count, and considering many in this universe are technologicly advanced there are probably more.
• =Deliberately Cute Child: Jir does this when he wants attention.
• Determined Defeatist: Riz (Not Gar's) has claimed he will never give up trying to get Jir EVER.
• Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Deef had tea with Melissa once.
• Dirty Business: GD Jir seems to be this trope he was forced to kill a multitude of people and really had no choice in it. Even worse is when you realize Garth was forced to kill both his parents.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Melissa. Take a picture of her out of disguise and she will kidnap your best friend.
  • Alyssa, make fun of Deef she will Kill you.

• Don't Make Me Destroy You: Melissa does this purely because if she ever did kill Deef and Alyssa life would be boring for her.
• Don't You Dare Pity Me!: Jay is this heck it would be weird if he wasn't since he's a Robot version of Jayfeather.
• Dudley Do-Right Stops to Help: Jir will help anyone even at the cost of his life.
• Dumbass Has a Point: Ber in the Third episode twice and Nano once in a similar scene to the second one.
  Melissa: MUST! SLOW! DOWN! SHIP! *pulls lever*
  Ber: Why didn't you do that five days ago when we were hurtling through space?
  Beat
  Melissa: SILENCE!

  Melissa: So how're we going to learn about this planet?
  Ber: There's a place called Skool where humans learn
  Melissa: Great idea Ber! Beat wow.. never thought I'd say that.

  Gar: Are there any information centers near by?
  Nano: Yes, my master. It is a small daytime shelter unit called "Skool" normal earth children learn there
  Gar: So it will help us blend in? Awesome! it's like two hogulus one catapult!
  Beat
  Gar: Hey what's with the sudden burst of intelligence?
  Nano: Beat I LIKE GYM SOCKS! *Head explodes*
  Gar: And there it is.....

• Embarrassing Nickname: Little known fact, Melissa was once nicknamed "Flop" Due to a situation when she was younger
• Enfant Terrible: appearently Nel was Homicidal and selfish as a child

• Fantastic Racism: Deef to Irkens and Irkens to Deef and Alyssa.
• Faster-Than-Light Travel: Not always necassary since Irk is only six months away but usally a result of a Cloud Cuckoo Lander in a What Does This Button Do? situation.
• Fearless Fool: Ber takes no precaution when defying her easily ticked off sister Melissa.

• Flanderization: Jir started to do this with his cuteness but steered himself back to his smart self.
• Flat Character: Some charecters in Gd such as Elle and the guards only have a single perpose and other then that don't do anything worth noting.
• Flaw Exploitation: Melissa exploites Deef's Obvious crush on Alyssa and Deef and Alyssa both exploit the main weaknesses of a irken, water, Thier Paks and thier hamminess.

• Founder of the Kingdom: The founder of the Grimdark world is mentioned alot but not much is known about him other then he was Always Chaotic Evil.
• Fountain of Youth: Jir's ability to make anyone younger and the portable Smeet Ray Gl.k invented.

• Freudian Excuse: Gar, though not a villan (More a Baddie main character like all other irkens) Is Insane because ever since her hatchday she was treated diffrently the Tallest used her as thier personal slave and as her hatred for them grew she gained a Voice in her head (Commonly known today as anti Gar) Who fed her hatred with lies until she snapped and tried to kill the tallest.
  • Another example is Melissa whom was born sadistic from her hatchday but was also ridiculled by many she also had a voice in her head (A bit similar to Gar's trait but both are true traits of thier creators) And enjoys torturing humans in sadistic ways.
• Friendship Moment: When Gar saved Melissa moments from death after she was captured by Alyssa.
  • When Deef went through embarassing hell to save Alyssa from Melissa and Gar Although justified since Deef has a crush on Alyssa
• From Nobody to Nightmare: Melissa was just a normal smeet, but then she got bullied like hell, killed many people, became a Psychopathic Manchild, got a obsession with drinking blood and many other horrible things.
  • Gar also was a normal smeet, whom the tallest chose to use as their personal Chew Toy, went insane and tried to kill the tallest.
• Genius Book Club: Often tried by Melissa to out geek Deef, although to avoid a who's the smartest fight TO THE DEATH! Melissa and Deef's creators have agreed that they are both equally intelligent.

• Good Is Not Nice: Alyssa and Deef, Mainly Alyssa though considering she Tried to kill Melissa even when the latter stated she never even wanted to destroy earth and simply enjoyed toying with her and Deef
• Gosh Dang It to Heck!: The creators of this use the words Keel, sheet and other subversions.
• Gravity Sucks: Whenever a person is defying gravity, The MINUTE somebody questions the logic Gravity kicks in.
  • Played with where Bunny gets stuck in the air with Bunny remarking "Call a scientist!"

• Hair-Trigger Temper: Gar and Gl.k apparently get pissed off REALLY easily.
  • Melissa has too many Berserk Button to count.

• Harmful to Touch: All pure Irkens can't eat meat (Although some like Gar and Melissa find Earth Meats too delicious to resist) or touch water unless coated in paste, without screaming in pain and steaming.
• Handy Remote Control: Greatest example would be the remote control Melissa used to painfully Shock Alyssa, whenever Deef tried to foil her plan for making Deef, her and Gar's temporary slave.

• Heroic BSoD: Wunny and GD Jir both got one of these once, probably the most notible example was when Gar had a nightmare of Gl.k killing her and she avoided him for a few days and was totally out of it.

• His Story Repeats Itself: Riz' (Jir's Riz) multiple appearence that cause him to almost win but ultimatley be defeated.
• Holding Backthe Phlebotinum: quite a bit, One good example is Jir who is a all powerful death mechine, but holds back his insane powers because he's somewhat cowardly and JUST TOO DANG NICE!
• Horrible Judge of Character: Deef seems to believe Melissa is because of her refusal to agree that Gar is a idiot (Although she really isn't Deef's just a JERK!)
• I Ate WHAT?!: Melissa had a red drink and Deef asked what it was. She told him to drink it and find out. He thought it was koolaid. It was not koolaid
• I Can't Feel My Legs!: Boo, Melissa's LEAST FAVORITE CREATION, often states this despite never having legs in the first place.

• Improbable Age: Deef and Alyssa are around 13 years old, yet they fight 130 year old aliens on a regular basis (Justified since 130 year old irkens are the equivalent of a 13 year old child.
• Inertial Dampening: Jir gave Deef a berry that had this effect, making him immune to interal affects of Irken food.
• Infinite Supplies: You barely EVER see anyone at stores to buy things they should have run out of.
• Infrared X-Ray Camera: Deef and Melissa have one in thier goggles.
• Innocent Aliens: Dorp and Zarn are this, they don't hate Earth Zarn's just hiding out there and Dorp doesn't want to leave because of Nel.
• Intergenerational Friendship: Dorp and Nel. Nel is a 10-13 year old human while Dorp is technically 140 human years old (Although he's the equivilant to a 14 year old teenager on his planet so it may be justfied).

• Involuntary Shapeshifter: This was a idea that was somewhat discarded with Jir and only has a Day in the Limelight every so often.
• It's All About Me: Gl.k is a very, very vain person as most irkens are, also Bunny used to be this.

• Jerkass Dissonance: Melissa is so Evil yet many people (except Deef and Alyssa) like her.

• Kids Are Cruel: In a Noodle Incident with Melissa she was picked on quite a bit at the irken acadamy plus Kids on earth are no better.
  • Most notably Nel who was majorly bullied at Skool.

• Kill It with Water: Deef and Alyssa will often douse Gar or Melissa in water.
• Lack of Empathy: Interspecies empathy does not exsist (Save for Nel).
• Leaning on the Fourth Wall:
  Alyssa:: This is just depressing. I feel like I'm the creation of some sort of sick, twisted mind who hates me so much that they won't let me die, but suffer until the point I wish I could.

• Living Battery: Irken Paks may be this since they don't need sleep (With exceptions like Melissa who's PAK is slightly defective and can't self-recharge like normal Paks).
• Loners Are Freaks: Deef and Alyssa are freaks in diffrent fields, Alyssa is a Beetle Maniac and Deef is a Child Prodigy.
• Made of Explodium: Nano (Formerly) seems to be since everytime he is smart His head Asploads!
• Made of Phlebotinum:Might as well be with how 95% of the characters aren't from this world.
• Magic Antidote: Jir's berries are deffanly this.
• Magic from Technology: Alot of Irkens and sirs have magical abilities.

• Meaningful Name: Gar's name is a combination of Gir and Gaz, Jir was the cutest male name ending in -ir, Melissa was named after her creator, Jay was named and based of of Jayfeather, Riz (Jir)'s creator was eating Rice while creating him, Micky was named after her creators friend Mickayla, Riley is Named after His/Her creator's friend Riley, Maria means bitter the list goes on.

• Mirror Character: Deef and Melissa, both are The Smart Guy, Dead Pan Snarker, loners and various other things.

• Moral Myopia: Fip tries to justify Melissa's potential drinking of human blood by saying "at least it wasn't anyone you knew".

• Nanomachines: Melissa's S.I.R Micky can turn into a nanobot so she will be unoticed when keeping tabs on people.
• Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book: Melissa owns one of these, either used to draw nightmarish pictures of Deef and Alyssa being killed or [[spoiler:Pictures of how alone and afraid she feels.
• Nobody Can Die: In this universe dying is only Played for Laughs or Played for Drama. But in the Grimdark world it becomes a point that any minor characters can and will die.
• No Sense of Personal Space: Jir doesn't seem to considering his tenancy to hug people alot and randomly appear and take naps on peoples heads.
• Not a Morning Person: Jir tends to get grumpy if you wake him up early or in the middle of his nap, basically waking up a sleepy Jir is not a good idea.
• Not as You Know Them: When people first show up in the GD world they are often shocked to find people they known acting completly different then they do in the real world.
• Not of This Earth: only about 5% of the characters ARE of this earth. The latter being Dib, Deef, Alyssa and Nel.
• No Water Proofing In The Future: Subverted since none of the charecters rust or at least that we know of.
• Ominous Walk: Melissa loves to do this, almost everytime she encounters Deef or Alyssa she'll do this.

• O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Ber being smart is taken very seriously, Jay crying is taken as a very odd occurence and the list goes on.

• Phlebotinum Bomb: Jir has missiles that only hit a certain target and leaves everything else unharmed.
• Phlebotinum Girl: In the Grimdark world Com very well may become this if she makes a Deal with Jir and joins His alligence.

• Pinocchio Nose: Melissa and Gar's eyes twitch when lying about being human.
• Poison Is Evil: Averted, Deef suspected Melissa poisoned his food but Melissa claimed that would be most dishonourable, considering they were having tea and Melissa wanted it to be pleasant.
• Polite Villains, Rude Heroes: Melissa can be polite, just not to Deef or Alyssa and Deef seems to be a jerk most of the time to irkens.
• Protagonist Journey to Villain: Road To Insanity the abandoned branch of the series was supposed to be a series about how Gar became who she is( although she's not exactly a villan), but was scrpped for time and explained in a single paragraph.
• Psychopathic Manchild: Melissa and half the Irkens are very childlike and insane.

• Put the "Laughter" in "Slaughter": Melissa laughs alot when attempting to harvest Deefs blood....

• Really Was Born Yesterday: Jir claims that he ages properly and is simply a two year old, who has the intelligence of a teenager and the maturity of a toddler.
• Resentful Guardian: Apparently every generation of rulers in the Grimdark world are this, most notibly Garth who straight out admitted it.
• Rotating Protagonist: This series is made by like 10 or more kids so it would be unfair to have a single protagonist.
• The Runaway: Nel ran away from a abusive home and it was made into a episode of its own.
• Running Gag: If Melissa is ever seen drinking something it's described as "Red liquid/stuff"
  • If Melissa knows somebody has high blood sugar she'll make a joke about "Their blood is good on pancakes".
  • If a grave must be used in an Imagine Spot it will always be Deef's or Alyssa's saying "Nobody who matters will miss you" or some variation.
  • Melissa+portal= <3
  • Melissa and Gar's obsession with ham
  • Gl.k believing Melissa is a vortian spy
  • Melissa using british slang and Gl.k having no idea what it means.
• Sanity Slippage: A Grimdark world princess (who's name escapes me) had this happent to her leading to her becoming Ax-Crazy.

• Scary Teeth: Despite all irkens having zipper-like teeth Melissa is often drawn with sharp, pointed teeth when she's doing her Slasher Smile.
• Selective Slaughter: Melissa would kill Alyssa and Deef in a heartbeat, but she won't due to certain things
• Self-Destruct Mechanism: Apperently all Irkens and S.I.R units are equipped with these incase their mission fails and they are found out by huge masses of the planets inhabitants.
• Sentient Phlebotinum: Grimdark Jir may become one of these in some part of the Grimdark series.
• Shipper on Deck: Zem tends to make flipnotes about how other peoples o.cs love her o.cs and have 5 children.
• Shoot the Dog:Everyone Squees over Melissa when she becomes a baby, yet Alyssa was willing to kill her still (Luckily she lived)
• Shorter Means Smarter: Played straight with Melissa who is shorter then Ber and 10X smarter. (Even that's an understatment)
• Shouldn't We Be in School Right Now?: Replace We with you and you get an exact quote from the Plot Hole Filler episode.
• Shout-Out: Jay is Jayfeather as a robot
  • "Call a scientist!"
  • Letty is named after Letty Whiterock (who ironicly is a Shout-Out herself), modeled after Youmu and has the Backstory of what Space Cores theorised Backstory is.
  • Alot Of the creator Jir's characters are a Shout-Out to something for example: Riley Italy (Hetalia), San and Wunny (Spliced).
  • "That's why his blood is so good on pancakes"(Futurama).

• Slasher Smile: Melissa is proud of hers, (Evil giggle makes it even creepier).
• Small Town Boredom: Melissa believes this would happen without Deef and Alyssa.
• Smug Snake: Melissa is this, doubled with his her Psychopathic Manchild tendancies makes it seem like she's joking around with Deef sometimes.

• Stepford Smiler: San is this because she was picked on all the time, but Melissa told her if she just kept smiling things would get better.
• Strapped to a Bomb: A character named Melissa enjoys joking with Hero Antagonist Alyssa, by... strapping bombs onto her. In a world where Nobody Can Die, this is usually Played for Laughs, coupled with Melissa's Catchphrase, "Okay, fine, so I blew your human up."
• Stupid Good: Ber often questions why Melissa hurts the humans.
• Sugary Malice: Melissa did this effectitvely to Deef, after going from being psyco to more child-like deef admited that something pleasant came out of someone who drinks blood.
• Superior Species: The Irken race thing very highly of themselves.
  Melissa: How could anyone hate Irkens? WE'RE SO AMAZING!

• Suspiciously Specific Denial: Accuse Melissa or Gar of being aliens and this WILL happen.
• Sweet Tooth: All irkens and Sir units love snacks but Jir has a definite sweet tooth.
  Melissa: [making tea]]' [puts a spoonful of sugar in] hmm maybe one more.. [puts another in] nope still not enough.. [puts another in]''
  Beat
  Meissa: *pours entire bag in* Perfect!

• Tempting Fate:
  Deef:I have extra copies of that picture Melissa stole
  Jir: She's going to kill you when she finds out
  Deef: Like that'll happen the only way she'd know is if she was spying on us
  =Deef gets a e-mail=
  "To Deef, I'm going to kill you ~ Melissa"
  Deef: e-e ......
• Time Travel: ALOT of characters can time travel for one reason or another.
• Tomboy: EVERY girl in this show will be a tomboy to some extent! Most notibly Nel who is the Real Women Don't Wear Dresses type, alot of female Irkens are Action Girl and Moosy is a One of the Boys kind.

• Took a Level in Kindness: Bunny used to be a Jerkass but is now a unbearably nice person.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Melissa and Gar LOVE ham Melissa once gave a sick Gar Chickenoodle soup....with ham in it.
• Transformation Ray: Gl.k's smeet ray is one.
• Trapped in Another World: Played purely for laughs with the whole "Portal only opens once a week" thing.
• Tsundere: Moosy who is a sarcastic, bossy, Jerkass, but will become a nice person around Jir and a few other people.

• Two Girls and a Guy: Gar (Red but more blue then Melissa comicly) and Melissa (Red also comicly) and Gl.k.
• Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Fip claims Melissa used to be this before she joined the irken acadamy.
• Undying Loyalty: Jir is very loyal to his friends even at the cost of his life, and Melissa feels loyalty towrd her friend Gar.

• Villains Out Shopping: Deef found it hard to believe that Melissa orginized a teaparty with Nel and Fip just for fun.
• Vitriolic Best Buds: Melissa a Dead Pan Snarker is best friends with Fip who is sickeningly sweet, Melissa finds Fip annoying and embarassing and Fip often feels sorry for Melissa.

• Wicked Cultured: Melissa is quite classy, she drinks Blood tea, is suave, relitvily keeps her cool and enjoys civilized tea parties.
• Wire Dilemma: parodied
  May: CUT THE RED WIRE!
  Lazar: THEY'RE ALL RED!!!
  May: Lazar you're wearing red googles....
  Lazar: oh....
• Would Hurt a Child: Inverted, Melissa draws the line at harming anyone under the age of 12.
  • And pretty much everyone in the Dark fortress alligence such as GD Jir, GD Gar, GD Nano, GD Nelly (WHO'S JOB IS TO HARM CHILDREN) and GD Key are all willing to kill children if they defy thier rules.
• You Fool!: Buu constently calls Dorp a fool.
  Buu: [recieveing a Piggy-Back from Dorp] All aboard the Fool Express!

  • Word of God stated this is based on her sister's friend's nickname.
  • It seems worth noting that the episode this concept was introduced in was called "Fool!"

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