I Can't Feel My Legs
Dwight Hartman: I... I can't feel my legs!
Ray: Dude... you never could.A big battle is going on, and one of the good guys gets injured. Usually, it's not a main character, but rather a secondary one who utters the phrase "I can't feel my legs...". When this comes out of their mouth, you know that they're going to end up paralyzed in some way (usually for life). This is a common backstory for the Inspirationally Disadvantaged, Wheelchair Woobie, or someone with a Disability Superpower. This trope is usually a spoiler, as well as a Stock Phrase. This trope is Played for Laughs a lot nowadays, sometimes with the character saying "I can't feel my legs" already a cripple, and somebody reminding them that they couldn't before. Alternatively they may say the words, then a few seconds later realise that they CAN, and it's agonising. For a related comedic trope, where this situation is Played For Slapstick, see Bits of Me Keep Passing Out.
Scary Movie 2, after the paraplegic Hartman has fallen out a window.
Examples:Anime / Manga
- Havoc, from Fullmetal Alchemist, utters this after being stabbed by Lust.
- Played with in InuYasha.
Jaken: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP?!Inuyasha: *Picks up Jaken* Want me to stretch you out? *Starts stretching Jaken in amusement*Shippo: Inuyasha, you are such a bully...Inuyasha: Hey! Getting pretty stretchy there Jaken!Kagome: Stop that Inuyasha! SIT BOY! *Inuyasha falls face flat on the ground with Jaken under him*Jaken: *Dizzy* I can't feel my legs...
- Rudi tries to pick up a woman at the supermarket by "accidentally" hitting her with his shopping cart. But he is nervous and uses too much power...
- Wolverine gets beaten up by The Incredible Hulk and wakes up saying he can't feel his legs, then realizes Hulk ripped them off.
- Donkey in Shrek:
Donkey:"Oh, man! I can't feel my toes! [looks down at hooves] I don't have any toes!"
- A very depressing (or very dark-humored) example from a kid's movie, no less. In Antz , as Z is holding his dying friend's severed head, said friend mutters the exact phrase.
- Played for Laughs in Frozen. After a crash, Olaf the Snowman (who doesn't have legs) grabs Kristoff's legs and screams that he can't feel them. Kristoff says those are his legs.
- Tropic Thunder plays with it by having Tugg say the line after escaping an explosion and collapsing, only for Kirk to point out that it's because his legs are in a cold puddle.
- Played for Laughs in Silver Bullet, the film adaptation of Stephen King's Cycle of the Werewolf, after the kids have killed the werewolf, Jane asks Marty if he's okay, and Marty (who is paralyzed from the waist down and confined to a wheelchair), says "No... I think something's wrong with my legs! I can't feel them!" Cue the Dope Slap in response.
- The Usual Suspects. The following scene occurs at the beginning of the movie. Later, we hear that Keaton was shot beforehand.
Keyser Soze: How you doing Keaton?Keaton: I can't feel my legs...Keyser.
- Scary Movie 2. Dwight is paraplegic.
Buddy: Are you okay, Dwight?Dwight Hartman: I can't... I can't feel my legs. Aaahahaha, I can't feel my legs.Ray Wilkins: You never could.Dwight Hartman: Hey you stay out of this, all right?
- In X-Men: First Class, in a state of shock, Xavier says this multiple times after being shot in the back. Given the character is usually best known for A. his psychic powers, B. being bald, and C. being confined to a wheelchair, this is more or less a Foregone Conclusion. However, that does not make the moment any less of a Tear Jerker.
- Major Payne tries to tell a bedtime story. It does not end well.
- Played for laughs in The Social Network when Mark drags Eduardo outside in the freezing cold to talk about his early ideas for Facebook. When Eduardo says the line, Mark obliviously replies "I know, I'm totally psyched about this too."
- Kiefer Sutherland's character in To End All Wars says "Guys, I can't feel my legs" after taking a brutal beating from the camp commander after taking the blame for a missing shovel that had actually been misplaced by a camp guard. He ends up in a wheelchair.
- The film Extreme Measures takes this even further. When the protagonist wakes up in the hospital, after being attacked, he mutters that he can't move at all, at which point the doctor tells him that his neck was broken in the attack and that he's completely paralyzed.
- Inverted in Alien³: Bishop, who's missing his body from the waist down, complains his legs hurt.
- Welcome to the Punch: Roy Edwards jokes about this to Jacob Sternwood after he is shot and injured by the goon Dean Warns.
Jacob: How ya doing?Roy: (gritted teeth) I can't feel my legs, Jake.Jacob: (concerned) Really?Roy: (normally) Fuck off.
- In the 1942 film Kings Row, Drake McHugh (probably Ronald Reagan's most famous role) has both of his legs amputated needlessly by a sadistic doctor after an accident. When he wakes from anesthesia, he says the famous line: "Where's the rest of me?"
- Edge of Tomorrow. Cage is sparing with some combat training robots with No OSHA Compliance. One sends him flying into the wall.
Cage: I think I broke something.Rita: What?Cage: My back. The only thing I can feel is my lips.
- Subverted in Kill Bill, as the Bride can't feel her legs, due to having been in a deep coma, but manages to Mind over Matter the return of sensation and function in her feet before long.
- An old joke has a guy waking up in the hospital after an accident:
Patient: Doctor, I can't feel my legs!Doctor: Of course you can't - I had to cut off your arms.
- In The Dresden Files book Changes, Harry himself utters this after falling and breaking his back.
- Subverted in the beginning of Seekers of the Sky: after a crash landing, Ilmar discovers that he cannot feel his legs and thinks his back is broken. However, it turns out, they were simply numb from sitting in a cramped position with Marcus on his lap for a couple of hours.
- Subverted in the first True Blood novel. Sookie gets beaten almost to death and says that she can't feel her legs. However, Bill then heals her with vampire blood.
- In the Warrior Cats series, a tree falls in the camp and lands on the young cat Briarpaw. She cannot feel her hind legs. It turns out that her spine is broken and her hind legs are paralyzed.
- In the children's novel "What Katy Did", Katy mentions how she can't feel her legs, or at least that they feel strange, when she is in the early stages of recovering from her fall.
- Mad TV, parodying the Budweiser's "Bud-Bowl" advertising campaign, featured a skit where a beer bottle got injured and yelled out, "I can't feel my label!"
- Charmed episode "All Hell Breaks Loose". Piper has been shot.
Piper Halliwell: Prue, I'm cold. I can't - I can't - I can't feel my legs.
- Stevie used this at least once as a joke on Malcolm in the Middle.
- Danny on CSI NY, after the shooting at the bar where he was shot in the back.
- Mock the Week, "Unlikely things to hear in a war film"
Frankie Boyle: "I can't feel my legs!" "That's because your arms have been blown off."
- Occurs in Star Trek: Voyager in the season 6 finale. The crew begin searching the badly damaged Equinox for survivors. Kim and Seven of Nine find one crew member buried under debris. The man mentions that he can't feel his legs, and asks Seven to check and tell him if they're still there. In a subversion, his legs are fine and he is later seen walking under his own power, so they'd probably just gone numb.
- Doctor Who, "The Sontaran Stratagem" - The reaction of two UNIT soldiers when General Staal temporarily paralyzes them from the waist down.
- Baywatch. Mitch says this verbatim after being slammed into rocks during a particularly dangerous rescue attempt.
- A favorite Soap Opera trope, of course. Though sometimes they like to show, rather than tell—when the injured person is asked to move their legs, the camera cuts to the immobile limbs, thus revealing the person's paralysis.
- Naturally, this happened from time to time on M*A*S*H, most notably in a case where they told a wounded soldier it was merely an effect of the medication, so they wouldn't have to tell him he was paralyzed and dying.
- Stevie's response in Malcolm in the Middle after Malcolm, having crashed his wheelchair with him in it, asks him if he's all right. "That's not funny, Stevie."
- In an episode of WWE Raw, the stage collapses on top of Vince McMahon. As all the wrestlers work together to save him, Vince can be heard telling Triple H that he can't feel his legs, breaking Kayfabe by calling Triple H by his real name, Paul.
- Defied in Journey's End when Stanhope keeps Raleigh, who's been hit by a shell talking so he doesn't realize that he's been paralyzed.
- In an episode of Mindfreak where they stage a decapitation illusion gone wrong, the man in the guillotine uses this line.
- Laharl from Disgaea: Hour of Darkness utters these words in Disgaea 2. However this is subverted- he's not paralyzed, he is just really hungry because he hasn't eaten any nutritious food in a long time.
- In WET Simmons yells this after his car has crashed. It makes it impossible for him to flee when Rubi throws a lighter into the leaked gasoline.
- In Sly 2: Band Of Thieves, Bentley tells this to Murray at the very end of the game after getting crushed beneath Clockwerk's jaws.
- In Klay World: Pancake Mines, A Klayman steps on a mine, which blows his legs off. He screams, "I can't... feel... my arms!" The Klayman's head then falls on another mine, setting off a chain reaction of explosions.
- After being paralyzed from being pushed off a cliff by Vriska, Tavros of Homestuck says the following:
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- Homsar says this in his second appearance.
- Subverted in the second episode of The Most Stupid Deaths In Super Mario 64. Then doubly subverted.
- Exaggerated in Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Guldo has Gohan and Krillin trapped, and is ranting at them, camera zoomed in on his face, when he interrupts himself with "why can't I feel my everything"? The camera zooms out to reveal that Vegeta decapitated him mid-speech. "Oh."
- In Extreme Ghostbusters, the local Handicapped Badass Garrett invoked this—Played for Laughs, of course, as he is one of the best-adjusted paraplegics around.
- The best part of this scene is the moment right after he says it, when both his teammates in the car look genuinely worried that something bad has happened to him. Then what he said sinks in.
- In Danny Phantom, Danny's clone and female counterpart Dani says this line as she begins to break down from genetic instability. At this point of her meltdown, she didn't even have legs anymore.
- The Simpsons: Falling asleep on a particularly long bus trip, Homer awakes and puts his hands on the blanket spread over his legs, then realizes he can't feel them. He starts punching them, screaming he can't feel his legs, when Marge groggily tells him they belong to the extremely tall guy behind him.
- Happens occasionally as a running gag in SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Xiaolin Showdown - Dojo, the team's dragon companion, says this while pinned under a boulder. Clay lifts the boulder and reminds him that he doesn't have legs.
- In one episode of Minoriteam, the paraplegic Dr. Wang tried to invoke this trope by staging an accident that he could file a big lawsuit over.
- In the first episode of Total Drama All-Stars, Alejandro says that being in the Drama Machine for a year has made his legs numb, his legs eventually recover, but he pretends that they haven't so that Heather would let her guard down.