Literature: What Were They Thinking The 100 Dumbest Events In Television History

2004 book by David Hofstede celebrating the worst of television. Anything goes: individual plot points or elements, or even entire shows. Naturally, a must-read for anyone who visits the So Bad It's Horrible or the Dethroning Moment of Suck pages.
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    The List 
  1. The Star Wars Holiday Specialnote 
  2. Dallas' infamous "Bobby in the shower"/All Just a Dream cop-out note 
  3. The Jerry Springer Show turning from a decent talk show into a freak show for violent, sexually deviant human trash
  4. Jackie Gleason's flop game show You're in the Picture (1961) note 
  5. CNN tries to promote new journalist Paula Zahn as "sexy" note 
  6. The 1950s quiz show scandals note 
  7. The inclusion of Scrappy-Dooinvoked in the Scooby-Doo franchise (1979-88)
  8. Geraldo Rivera reports on the discovery of Al Capone's vault and finds nothing (1986)
  9. Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? note 
  10. The Heidi Bowl note 
  11. The Brady Bunch Hour note 
  12. My Mother The Car note 
  13. Televangelist Oral Roberts announces that God will "call him home" if he does not receive $8,000,000 from his flock note 
  14. The Anna Nicole Show note 
  15. How flawed the Emmy Awards are when it comes to picking winners
  16. Rampant Product Placement, particularly in televised sports
  17. William Shatner's notorious take on Elton John's "Rocket Man" at the 1977 Science Fiction Film Awards
  18. Dateline's 1992 report on exploding General Motors trucks note 
  19. TV movies on Amy Fisher note 
  20. Supertrain note 
  21. Life with Lucy note 
  22. The Goddess of Love note 
  23. FOX After Breakfast note 
  24. Lost in Space episode "The Great Vegetable Rebellion" note 
  25. Turn-On note 
  26. The Magic Hour note 
  27. St. Elsewhere's All Just a Vision in an Autistic Kid's Mind ending note 
  28. The $1.98 Beauty Show note 
  29. Cop Rock note 
  30. Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell note 
  31. The epilogue of Michael Jackson's 1991 "Black or White" music video note 
  32. Dynasty re-casting Emma Samms as Fallon (beginning April 1985)
  33. Pink Lady And Jeff note 
  34. Twin Peaks' second season note 
  35. Drudge note 
  36. Moonlighting's poor handling of Dave and Maddie as a couple
  37. Chuck Cunningham's disappearance on Happy Days
  38. Colby losing to Tina on Survivor: Outback (2001) note 
  39. CBS' many failed attempts at morning shows (Morning Show, Calendar, The Morning Program)
  40. The Dana Carvey Show and how ABC screwed it over (1996)
  41. Several TV versions of films, including a Casablanca adaptation (1983) with David Soul as Rick Blaine
  42. Burger King's "Where's Herb?" commercials note 
  43. Small Wonder note 
  44. The Dukes of Hazzard replacing Bo and Luke with Coy and Vance (1982-83) note 
  45. Fish Police note 
  46. The Reagans note 
  47. Cousin Oliver joins The Brady Bunch for its final season
  48. The XFL note 
  49. 1960s TV rule against showing navels on women, which affected such shows as Gidget, Gilligan's Island, and I Dream of Jeannie.
  50. Thicke of the Night note 
  51. Shelley Hack taking over for Kate Jackson on Charlie's Angels note 
  52. The 62nd Academy Awards telecast note 
  53. Dan Rather using "Courage" as his signoff on the CBS Evening News note 
  54. The Secret Diary Of Desmond Pfeiffer note 
  55. NBC's Fall 1983 schedule note 
  56. The Brothers Grunt note 
  57. NBC failing to let David Letterman use the names of his NBC-era segments on CBS' Late Show note 
  58. The New Monkees note 
  59. Dusty's Trail note 
  60. The Wilton North Report note 
  61. Dark Shadows' "Leviathan" storyline note 
  62. WWF Raw's Mark Henry/Mae Young storyline note 
  63. Land of the Lost's third season note 
  64. Madonna's "Like a Prayer" music video debut note 
  65. Joanie Loves Chachi note 
  66. Roger Ramjet and Underdog both getting bashed by Moral Guardians due to allegations of drug abuse
  67. Days of Our Lives deals with the Devil note 
  68. Attempts to Americanize Fawlty Towers (Amanda's and Payne)
  69. The erasure of countless TV showsinvoked
  70. The Chevy Chase Show note 
  71. Star Trek: The Original Series episode "Spock's Brain" note 
  72. Shows with talking babies (Happy, Baby Talk, and Baby Bob)
  73. Roseanne Barr butchering the National Anthem at a San Diego Padres game in 1990 note 
  74. Nick At Nite's Network Decay note 
  75. The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island note 
  76. Paul Lynde as a bachelor on The Dating Game
  77. Harold Robbins' The Survivors note 
  78. Janet Jackson's Wardrobe Malfunction at Super Bowl XXXVIII note 
  79. Bewitched recycling scripts after The Other Darrin takes over. note 
  80. The Flying Nun note 
  81. Woops! episode "Say It Ain't So, Santa" note 
  82. Battle of the Network Stars #18 note 
  83. Me and the Chimp note 
  84. ABC's 1974 Wonder Woman TV movie
  85. Connie Francis performing poorly as a celebrity partner on The $10,000 Pyramid note 
  86. Elvis Presley being shot only from the waist up (due to Standards & Practices rules at the time that found Elvis' swiveling hip dances to be too risqué) on The Ed Sullivan Show
  87. Recycled In Space cartoons (Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space, Partridge Family 2200 AD, Yogi's Space Race, and Gilligan's Planet)
  88. Laverne and Shirley writing Shirley out of the show
  89. QVC selling the Poopin' Moose note 
  90. Bad Ronald note 
  91. USA Network Up All Night note 
  92. The Aldrich Family's note  chronic case of The Other Darrin note 
  93. The Dick Van Dyke Show episode "The Bad Old Days" note 
  94. 3's A Crowd note 
  95. The Western saturating television with thirty shows on the schedules of the Big Three in the late 1950s
  96. Quark note 
  97. Farrah Fawcett's awkward interview on The Late Show with David Letterman in 1997note 
  98. The addition of Dawninvoked on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Connor on Angel note 
  99. AMC "going commercial" note 
  100. Professor Price note 

    Honorable mentions 
  1. Saturday Night Live's sixth season (1980-81) produced by Jean Doumanian (and then Dick Ebersol for one episode after Doumanian and 90% of her cast were fired).
  2. Boohbah note 
  3. Are You Hot?: The Search for America's Sexiest People note 
  4. The Tortellis note 
  5. Batman often casting Batgirl as the Damsel in Distress
  6. The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast of Peter Marshall note 
  7. Santo Gold infomercials note 
  8. Jabberjaw note 
  9. The Morton Downey Jr Show note 
  10. Revenge of the Nerds III and IV, and Problem Child III note 
  11. Playing It Straight note 
  12. Its About Time
  13. Rudolph's Shiny New Year note 
  14. MTV's infamous Network Decay (and MTV 2 getting the same treatment)
  15. The New Leave It to Beaver
  16. CBS bleeping Janet Jackson saying "Jesus" on The Late Show
  17. USA Today: The Television Show
  18. James Stockdale's 1996 vice presidential debate note 
  19. Frank Zappa hosting Saturday Night Live note 
  20. The Love Boat Follies note 
  21. Playboy's 50th Anniversary Celebration
  22. Baywatch Nights note 
  23. She's the Sheriff note 
  24. AfterMASH
  25. The Lingerie Bowl note 

Tropes in this book:

  • All Just a Dream: Entries 27 (St. Elsewhere) and 2 (Dallas) are derided as misuses of this trope.
  • Award Snub:invoked Entry 15 discusses how the Emmys are horribly broken.
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Entry 37 is about the Trope Namer.
  • Cousin Oliver: Entry 47 is on the Trope Namer himself, while Entry 98 discusses the trope in the Buffyverse.
  • Creator Provincialism: Because the book focuses on American television, it does leave out some of the most infamous television events, including the British Heil Honey, I'm Home! (a sitcom about Adolf Hitler), Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos (aired on Nine Network and primarily featured animals having sex and was pulled off the network in the middle of its only airing), and the Pokémon episode "Electric Soldier Porygon" (which was never exported beyond the show's native Japan because it caused an epidemic of seizures during its only airing and led to new Japanese television practices that are still in effect to this day).
  • Executive Meddling:invoked Referenced in entry 23, on FOX After Breakfast — "A gaggle of new producers micromanaged every aspect of the show, certain they knew what worked on the network better than the original cast and creative team."
  • Jumping the Shark:invoked Twin Peaks' second season is cited as an example in entry 34. Interestingly, the trope-naming Happy Days episode doesn't make the list.
  • Missing Episode:invoked See entry #69.
  • Network Decay: Examples are cited for AMC (see the YMMV tab) and Nick At Nite.
  • The Other Darrin:invoked Entries 92, 51, and 32 are about this on The Aldrich Family, Charlie's Angels, and Dynasty respectively.
  • Product Placement: Entry 16 laments the increased appearance of it in society as a whole.
  • "Rashomon"-Style: Entry 19 cites ABC, CBS, and NBC's rushing to create a TV movie on Amy Fisher as a Real Life example of this. Hofstede finds NBC's take sympathetic to Fisher (Amy Fisher: My Story, based on her autobiography) and well-acted but boring; CBS' (Casualties of Love) more sympathetic to Buttafuoco; and ABC's The Amy Fisher Story as the most even-handed but also most lurid. However, he shames all three networks for their shamelessness in all rushing to try and beat each other in tackling the subject.
  • Recycled Script:invoked Entry 79 calls out Bewitched on this.
  • The Scrappy:invoked The Trope Namer is #7.
  • Self-Deprecation: The foreword was written by Tom Bergeron, who openly expresses his Old Shame (FOX After Breakfast).
  • Shipping Bed Death:invoked Entry 36 highlights the notorious example on Moonlighting.
  • Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma: Hofstede has a tendency to use "it's" where he should be using "its".