Ah, the Variety Show. A quirky, wide-ranging mish-mash of celebrity star power, musical acts and comedy sketches. Definitely the highlight of television entertainment in The '70s.Then came Pink Lady and Jeff.As the story goes, in 1980, NBC head Fred Silverman saw a Walter Cronkite report on a popular Japanese pop duo called Pink Lady. Echoing a similar situation with Ed Sullivan and The Beatles in 1964 (when Sullivan saw the Beatles in a Cronkite report and immediately booked them), Silverman, not-unreasonably, thought that importing a couple of gorgeous, intriguingly exotic young pop stars would be a HUGE success in the United States.He was so sure of it, in fact, that he went right ahead and gave Pink Lady—Mitsuyo "Mie" Nemoto and Keiko "Kei" Masuda—their very own eponymous variety show. It would be helmed by Sid and Marty Krofft, featuring Mark Evanier as head writer and seasoned variety show veteran Art Fisher as director.What could go wrong?Well... just for starters, somehow Silverman had managed to book a Japanese pop group for prime-time American television without bothering to inquire if they knew any English whatsoever. Which—surprise!—it turned out they didn't. So the producers brought in then-unknown comedian Jeff Altman (who was under contract to NBC) as a co-host, based solely on the fact that, hey, he was under contract.Mie and Kei were assigned cliched American-style "personalities" (basically, one was cute and sassy, the other cute and shy) and learned their few English lines phonetically, making improvisation or even much interaction with Jeff impossible. Plus, the girls weren't allowed to sing the songs that made them popular in Japan; instead they were forced to sing covers of American disco hits. Which, if you recall your music history, wasn't exactly a guaranteed ratings-booster in 1980.And wouldn't you know it, the show died after five episodes, taking the already-dying variety show genre with it. It gained a reputation as one of the worst TV shows ever.The Agony Booth eventually recapped all five episodes (plus a Missing Episode) in 2010. You can read their reviews here.
Pink Lady And Jeff contains examples of:
- Drop-In Character: Since the show was already suffering in the beginning, NBC decided to bring in an ensemble cast of comedy players to try and help boost the slumping ratings, including a then-unknown Jim Varney.
- Fanservice: Each show ended with Mie and Kei luring a tuxedoed Jeff into a hot tub. Jeff tried to convince the writers to do away with the segment, but he was shot down in favor of what was basically an excuse to see two attractive Japanese women in bikinis.
- Faux Fluency: Part of the reason why the skits featured in each episode were so unfunny was because Mie and Kei could not speak a word of English. All their lines were learned phonetically, making improvisation impossible. Also, they were unintelligible half of the time anyway...
- Follow the Leader: Silverman ordered PL&J to follow in the footsteps of Donny And Marie. This led to what The Other Wiki calls "...the strangest knockoff of ''Donny And Marie'' ever broadcast." See Executive Meddling in the Trivia tab.
- Only Known by Their Nickname: The show was actually called Pink Lady, since the girls' manager demanded that the show be Pink Lady's and Pink Lady's ONLY. Except you wouldn't know it from the adverts at the time, which billed it as Pink Lady And Jeff, and which pissed off the band's manager to the point where he threatened to sue (which was a moot point anyway). At the same time, Jeff Altman's manager demanded the show be named Pink Lady And Jeff, since he was, for all intents and purposes, the anchor of the show. In the public consciousness, the show is still referred to by the latter name, and was even listed as Pink Lady And Jeff on the DVD release.
- Real Life Writes the Plot: A running gag was about how little the girls knew or understood about American culture. Which made sense, considering they didn't even fluently speak the language of the country their show aired in.
- Sex Sells:
- Short Runner: Six episodes, of which only five made it to air before cancellation.