Gwen and Trent, two of the only campers still awake, begin a conversation, as they begin to bond romantic music plays in the background and it's a very sweet scene. And then, with no warning whatsoever Owen sleepwalks right past them. Completely naked. Cue the most horrified, traumatized expressions ever.
Owen:(in the confessional) Did I mention that I ate the entire dish of baked beans and maple syrup? Funny thing about baked beans... (twiddles his fingers) they make me sleepwalk.
Chef Hatchet in a pink tutu, scattering sleep dust.
When Chris read a book on Canadian history to lull the contestants to sleep. Even funnier is the dramatic build-up;
Chris: I didn't want it to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said, "Chef, I don't want it to come to this." But, darn it! These campers are tough! And so, I've come up with the most boring, sleep-enducing activity I can find.
Like most reality shows, Chris introduces almost every episode by calling it "the most dramatic" campfire ceremony EVER. At the end of this one, in which Noah, who did nothing to help the team, was voted off...
Chris: Alright, so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever. But I still get paid! Ha ha, bonus!
Duncan's fear of Celine Deon music store standees in "Phobia Factor".
Tyler: Dude, she's made of cardboard! Get in the game!
Courtney Tempting Fate. Her expression immediately afterward just sells it.
Courtney: Things could not possibly get any worse!
(cue a single drop of rain, followed by a heavy downpour. Courtney's face goes neutral before screaming)
Izzy, Owen, and Heather getting mad at a bird for tweeting after they slept in a tree
Izzy: I don't know how raccoons sleep in trees because I am so stiff.
Owen: They must be really limber
Heather: You know what crazy girl? I don't wanna hear another word from you, or the bear hunter here. If you two hadn't been acting like bear bait all night, we could've slept in our tent!
(bird flies on the tent and tweets)
Izzy, Owen, and Heather:(simultaneously) Shut up! (bird falls off the tent)
"Paintball Deer Hunter":
The confessional cam segments are sometimes filled with Tempting Fate, none moreso than this one:
(a bandaged and wheelchair laden Cody is seen in the confessional stall)
Cody: Okay, I know I got mauled by a bear, but I'm feeling confident about this. Heather's mean as a snake, dude! Her own team shot her like, 18 times! They'll never vote me off.
(Cut to Leshawna and Owen in the confessional, explaining why they're voting off Cody)
Owen monologuing about being in total sync with nature... then realizing he's lying on a snake.
DJ really behaving like a deer, he hops on his four and eats grass! Duncan's "WTF?!" face when he begins to do so really sells it.
Most of the times Geoff struck out with Bridgette were pretty funny.
Geoff: Heya Bridge, you look good when you're cooking dinner. Kinda like my friend Evan's really hot mom. (smiles serenely)
"Basic Straining" has one challenge in which all the contestants, eliminated or otherwise (don't ask; it'll take all day) must dance the dance from, and I'm not kidding here, Michael Jackson's Thriller.
The Killer Grips trying to figure out which way to go.
Lindsay: North is nice, but East is least, West is best.
Leshawna: Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to.
Leshawna's horrible dancing in "Beach Blanket Bogus", made even funnier by the horrified Reaction Shot we get from the spectators.
And Harold happily dancing alongside them.
DJ: Yeah, I bet I know Leshawna's real nickname back home: La-BOMB-a!
Heather: Prima balleri-NOOOO!
Harold:Two words: FUN-KY! (BEAT) What? I loved it!
All of the That's Gonna Leave A Mark segments during The Aftermath. You can't help but laugh at Duncan getting hit in the kiwis by a bird.
Especially in the Third Aftermath, where the team logos injure people.
And then there's the one where Chef bumps his cart into the cart of a yeti who responds by hitting Chef's with a golf club and then giving him the Finger.
The scene in "Aftermath: I" where Geoff notices a scared looking Billy in the background of Izzy and Chef's fight scenes, Izzy then cheerfully reassures him that, "I would never hurt that intern." The "Lie" hammer immediately swings down upon her, but she dodges it. We then get several zoom-ins to the poor intern standing off screen, who then silently drops his clipboard and runs for dear life.
Duncan, Harold and Heather finding out that the reward for the heist movie that they've been busting their asses over is a special kind of cash which can only be used to purchase tap water.
Courtney sings about what her ideal prince will be like, after she sings the line "my prince will tame wild whales", bad boy Duncan breaks a whale in half over his knee. Where did the whale come from? Who cares, it was funny!
Speaking of said episode, Chris selling the Princess Courtney CD "call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD before everyone else downloads it illegally!"
Harold: I'll take one! I'm going to listen to the beautiful love song and think of LeShawna.
(later, Harold's in the make-up confessional with a note from LeShawna)
"F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on get your fins up, fins up! Come on get your fins up! Get your fins up!"
The barrage of challenges Duncan has to go through in "Mutiny on the Soundstage", such as running through a minefield while wearing a blindfold.
Duncan:(as he runs) The mines are BURIED! The blindfold is redundant! REDUNDANT!
In "Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special" the show follows what the cast has been up to since the season ended. Gwen is shown to have started an environmentally conscious blog, alongside Katie and Sadie. Not to be outdone, Heather mocks her rival in a way that's both mean yet funny:
Heather:(as Gwen) This is the loser Gwen show, where everything always sucks and the world is terrible. (as Katie) Like, oh..my..gosh! No singing? That is so sad, don't you think Sadie? (as Sadie) I know! It's totally like "oh my gosh!" Isn't it like, awesome how the same we are? (as Katie again) I know! Now look at my butt. (as Gwen) Ugh, how dare you interrupt my loser video blog? (takes out a picture of Duncan) I wish Duncan was here so I could kiss him, even though I'm too scared to tell him much I loove him because I'm too cool! (kisses the picture) P.S, save the whales.
Gwen's counter attack when she shows Heather being licked on the mouth by her cat Bruiser, followed by a shot of Bruiser licking his nads.
And when they're both at the studio being interviewed by Josh, the following exchange occurs:
Josh: You've been through so much together, sharing a cabin at a summer camp, a trailer at an abandoned studio. Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?
Heather: It's just that...you see, Josh...Gwen is a gigantic loser.
Gwen:(laughs) And Heather's breath reeks like cat butt!
(the two of them glare at each other for a second, then...)
Gwen:(tackles Heather) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Heather: I'm gonna take you down!
Josh:(excitedly) Cat fight! Cat fight!
And from the same episode, the cast trying to figure out how to get to New York:
Izzy: I think I know the way! But it's not gonna be easy...
Ezekiel:They thought they could leave me, and depaAAAARRRRRTtt... But this stowaway's got winning in his heaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt!
Noah:Come fly with uuuus, come dieee with uuuus.
Everyone cheerfully doing jazz hands afterwards.
When Alejandro finds out who's going to be on his team: "That's wonderful." Cut to him in the confessional swearing his head off in Spanish.
Sierra suggesting the name "Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot" for her team...and Chris making it the name before anyone objects. Thus, the name for the team for the next 13 or so episodes until the merge.
Chris: Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Really Hot-
Alejandro: I thought there were only four "Really's."
Becomes even funnier after Sierra and Izzy switch teams because now no one likes that name on the team.
Tyler: I don't get it, I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first! And worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah!
It gets even funnier when you realize why he's so upset. Sports aren't his forte.
Bridgette trying to talk with her tongue stuck on the pole. You have to hear it for it to be funny. It was the base for the episode's song, even funnier considering the slurred speech patterns she has when she sings.
The reaction shots after Sierra revealed some of Chris' embarrassing secrets: DJ is laughing out loud, Owen is giggling, Courtney is just killing herself laughing, and even Chef is shown laughing at Chris too!
"Look, I'm a rabid monkey! Ai ya ya ya!"
"Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled Water":
Just about everything Eva does or says in this episode qualifies.
Eva: I don't know why you would, but they told me to tell you to tune in next time, got it?! There's gonna be more crazy action on Total...Drama... (attempts to sing) World Tour! Aw, forget this (kicks a lamp, it crashes offscreen).
Harold:(to Noah) In Alaska it's illegal to talk to someone while they're moose hunting!
Moose:(charges on-screen and tackles Harold into a tree while Noah watches in stunned disbelief)
Harold:(to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time, like this. (Blinks one eye at a time.)
Squirrel:(Blinks one eye at a time, then punches Harold)
Harold: 111,111,111? x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, (Cut to Beth pounding her fist, Justin with boxing gloves, Heather with a Baseball bat, Cody with nun-chucks, Chef with a frying pan, and the bear with a chainsaw...none of whom seem very happy at him.) 654,321, which is a numerical palindrome! How cool is that?!
Alejandro: Tyler! We need your strength on the grinder!
Tyler:(folds sleeves up in determination)
Alejandro: Owen! Stuff that stuffing like your life depended on it!
Owen:(salutes) Aye, aye captain!
Alejandro: Noah! Make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder! (throws Izzy at Noah)
Noah:(is knocked to the ground by falling Izzy) ...And there goes my pelvis.
Izzy happily carrying Noah around in her arms after his injury is both hilarious and oddly adorable.
"All aboard der Weiner Express!"
The trip wires set up around Cody's chair while he's sleeping and sucking his thumb. When Emily (yes, that Emily) accidentally brushes a bell on one of the wires: "NO MORE FOOT RUBS SIERRA!"
When you realize what Alejandro's last name, Burromuerto, means in Spanish: "dead donkey."
What? This far without mention of the avalanche? It starts out as a Crowning Momentof Heartwarming when Too Dumb to Live Lindsay finally realizes Tyler's in the game. He celebrates a little too loudly (with heart shaped clouds, no less) and starts an avalanche. It must be seen to be believed, the scene with Owen riding down on a deer (where'd he get it, by the way?) probably seals the deal.
Noah imitating Sierra, complete with a high-pitched voice and invisible laptop.
"Considering buying myself a life off Fred's List, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement!"
"Must learn how to make nose shakes like Owen, that'll impress Cody!"
Owen talking about Noah:
Owen: I'd like to top his honor roll!... D-Did that sound creepy?
There's only one parachute left, because Chef miscounted them - "I'm a cook, not a mathmetician!" - leaving Owen and Noah staring at it while everyone else lines up to jump. Noah looks skyward, groans, and says, "Oh, life, why do you hate me so?" the camera then cuts to them screaming as they hurtle towards the ground, with Noah keeping a death grip on Owen's shoulders.
Noah smacking a Candy Fish Tail out of Owen's hand when he tries to bribe the guard with it:
Courtney recalling her "empowering" breakup with Duncan, which seemed to involve throwing a plate of pasta at Duncan, calling him a "stupid jerkface" and lying on the floor having a sobbing fit while everyone looked on in embarrassment before finally kicking him in the kiwis.
Who wasn't laughing when you saw Bunny get zapped by lasers then run across the screen screaming and in flames?
"Don't probe me, bro!"
Tyler tripping and breaking Team CIRRRRH's alien artifact with his head buried in the ground.
Tyler: Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?
The Alien reaching out it's finger to touch Tyler's finger like ET before grinning evilly and zapping him.
"Gothie's going down... Gothie's going down... Gothie is going down..."
Courtney's slow motion "OOOOOOPS" after purposely tripping Gwen so Team Amazon could lose the challenge.
Heather literally throwing herself at an unwilling Duncan to try and make Alejandro jealous.
Heather trying to get him to look at her "booty".
Heather: Someone look at my booty!
"Let me cheer you up by taking you to a happy place, it's a beautiful mountainside filled with Codies, some are giant, others are small enough to tuck in your pocket and some are chocolate covered marshmallow Codies." Cody responds by vomiting.
Heather trying to kill Cody with a sledgehammer after he built Gwen's face, causing her to get into a fight to the death with Sierra and when Sierra's raising her weapon she accidentally hits Courtney, knocking her out.
Heather: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG! GET DOWN HERE AND DIE LIKE A MAN!
When Owen is nominated to be his team's viking captain...
Owen: *dramatically salutes*
Chris: Uh, yeah, vikings didn't salute....so go away.
Lindsey balancing meatballs on her nose like a seal. Complete with "arf, arf" sound effects. Even better, she did this without even realizing it was what she was supposed to be doing for the game.
Geoff's song to Blaineley:
Geoff:(singing while doing a Ukrainian folk dance in his boxers) She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
Blaineley's reactions throughout are great, especially since she is sufficiently vain to assume any song about her must be complimentary, even when coming from someone she knows hates her (it takes her a couple of seconds to clue in.)
The entirety of the second challenge, from the disturbed faces everyone has during the song, to Cody, Heather, and Duncan giving Courtney suspicious looks as she helps Alejandro cheat in each round, ending with the final round where Blaineley and Alejandro break down in one of the many vomit shots this show is known for. Not to mention Chris trying to deal with the producers' constant interruptions, eventually just tossing his cell phone away rather than answering it.
Not to mention the practically trippy video sequence during the singing parts, where Chris starts out floating in the middle of the air with the other contestants, and then a table randomly comes near him. And then later the Musicalis Interruptus.
Chris and Chef having a slap-fight over the plane controls.
The contestants have to find easter eggs hidden in giant stone heads representing their eliminated teammates: Lindsay's head is empty, Izzy has bats flying around in hers and Owen's mouth is stuffed full of food.
When they have to steal Chef's go-karts, he calls in the laser squirrels until they turn on him when nuts get involved.
Then Lightning making a deal with Fang to take him to Scott to get the shark to stop chewing on his butt.
Then chef had them vandalize Mount Chrismore and blames Duncan...who shows up and blows the entire thing up.
In "Up Up and Away", Heather tries to play the same trick she did in last season's finale by pretending to cry and then beating her opponent down when they start to show sympathy, this time on Lightning. Except it takes multiple hits to get him down.
Zoey gives Mike a kiss on the cheek for good luck when it's his turn to dive, causing her star-struck boyfriend to unwarily fall off the cliff and accidentally take Gwen along with him.
When Lightning accidentally pushes the robot off the cliff (thanks to Scott's fear of sharks), it makes a beeping noise that sounds suspiciously like "uh-oh".
When Lindsay is voted out in the first episode, albeit by accidently voting herself off, Chris introduces the new elimination transportation, the Flush of Shame. The Heroic Hamsters, who lost the challenge, all react in disgust except for Sierra who decides to take a picture of it.
As Mike's personalities are playing Go Fish in "Evil Dread" (except Manitoba Smith who's preoccupied at the moment), Svetlana tells Vito to "Go with the fishing!" then Vito says "Eh, yo! It's Go Fish, not 'Fishing'!"
After Sam got hit in the groin in "Evil Dread", Chris offers Chef a bag of nuts.
After the first commercial break in "Evil Dread".
Chris: An hour has passed, and the teams are still tied at one-all. Which raises a pertinent question... WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!?!?! (the contestants all talk at once with Courtney saying the Heroic Hamsters don't have shovels, Sam saying he has sand in his shorts, and Lightning saying he's amazing.) Chris: Blah blah blah, whine whine... Hurry up! I have dinner plans!
Sierra starting to see Cameron as Cody in "Saving Private Leechball"
Chris said using paintballs would violate his parole for being hard projectiles. So what does he have them use? Leeches
Scott getting a leech on his face each time the starters gun is fired.
Jo is mad at how bad her team is doing in the challenge while in the confession. A tablet showing Lightning tells her she'd regret voting him off. Jo doesn't get how Lightning said that. Chris tells her he left a pre-recorded message, just in case.
After their team loses : "Some team! I'm stronger than Old Heather, Ale-hand-walker, Count Gwenula, Stuncan, and Sharkbait combined!"
And when looking for the other team: "Smells like sweat and bacon in here...Sam!"
Chris mocking the Villainous Vultures on their second consecutive loss.
Chris: Way to loooose!
Almost everything Chris said and did in "Food Fright" counts
Chris: (after Alejandro held back his vomit) Tastes so nice he ate it twice.
Chris: (Cameron returns from Boney Island) Two things: 1. How are you still alive after a night on that island, and 2. Why do you smell so rank?
Sierra's creepy thoughts of every one of her teammate as Cody. Bonus point for Cody's head on Zoey's body.
Cameron's survival camouflage suit on Boney Island. Sad that the bear decides to pee on him
Funnier thanks to his horrible stench, during the challenge, a raccoon pouch onto him until he smells Cameron's bad odor, it runs off about to puke and STILL puke on tree before the challenge ends
"Since when do I blow kisses?"
Scott during the eating challenge. Due to eating too much gruel and pancake, he MANAGES to stop the Wretched Rolling Pin course and didn't get booted by the Great Crusher boot. He even ask for Chris to help with the boot. Not a good idea.
"It's not game child, IT'S GAME MAN!"
Pretty much anything that Scott does in "Moon Madness"
While being pulled away from an angry bear at Boney Island, he keeps slamming onto the trees
Scott keeps getting bitten by angry animals in the butt.
Scott: There's no way I'm going to get taken down by a gang of bunnies.
Scott: Help! I'm getting taken down by a gang of bunnies!
How he crosses the old bridge.
Anything that Nice Heather says and does.
The Villainous Vultures' reactions on her change of attitude when she hugs an alligator.
Pretty much all the animal attacks in "Moon Madness". It's made even better because the moon makes usually sweet animals like rabbits and birds into vicious killers that attack at the drop of a hat. It also somehow gives them super strength, enough for a tiny bird to break through the doors of the victor spa.
Good old Sierra who has recently experienced a serious case of Sanity Slippage.
Sierra begins questioning her existence, and in trying to get Zoey's attention, screams in her ear.
Sierra: Don't worry Cody, I'll be your eyes, ears and as many nostrils as you need me to be.
In "No One Eggspects The Spanish Opposition", ANYTHING that Chris says after seeing Sierra's bizarre behavior
"Do we have a psychiatrist on the island?"
"Maybe should only bring SANE people into the show next time."
Duncan trying to act like he's a bad guy even though he's in the heroes team... but keeps failing.
Eventually Chris keeps making jokes about him like "Duncan and the rest of the do-gooders"
Lets not forget how Chris ALSO catches Duncan's lies by showing footage of Duncan BEGGING a bird after taking the egg, making the bird cry...AND HIMSELF CRY.
Chris: I'm bringing you back for the next All-Star Season. It would be total sweethearts vs. total BIGGER sweetheart.
And then Alejandro joins in on the fun:
Duncan: Makes sense that the two biggest villains are the ones guarding the eggs.
Alejandro: Yes, we are like two mother hens.
Duncan: ... (groans in embarrassment)
Heather blaming Chris for her invincibility idol going missing.
Larry's egg hatches and one of his babies looks like Chris. Chris' response? Nervous whistling.
In "Suckers Punched", namely most of the fights that the contestant has to face. Especially when Chef rigged it.
Scott has to face Fang and goes into a blank trauma state.
Chris: Come on bro! Move it or lose it!
Duncan: Oh, I think that's already happened.
Sierra faces the mutant two-headed rat's mother. Cameron was very glad that she ditched him over the rats...that is until the mother takes them/it back and Sierra goes crazy on him again. Cue to Cameron's long 'No' shout
Duncan. Remember the bird that he begged not to cry in the previous episode? Yeah it's back and ultimately...he gave up because he couldn't bring himself to injure it.
"Hold that gasp!" (explains the twist) "Now you can gasp!"
Scott getting tackled by a pig with a heartfelt "OW!" after imitating his sister's pig call.
Scott: SWEE! SWEE!
Courtney pointing out that the building that Duncan blew up was a mansion, not a cottage.
Courtney: IT WAS NOT A...GRRR!
The semi dark humor at the end of the episode. We're shown Mal nonchalantly dropping pictures one by one of Cameron with red X's, whistling "Hall of The Mountain King", and visibly trying to look innocent.
Even better is that he was doing it infront of the confessional's camera. He was clearly bragging about what he was doing to the audience (like always) but this time he was actually making a joke out of it.
Alejandro's flirting with the bear and then using the attraction to get the bear to attack an innocent gopher (he did this for survival)
Chef eating over a dozen containers of ice cream because of how worried he is about Chris.
When the Heroes team unanimously and immediately sent Alejandro to Boney Island in "Suckers Punched", it was funny. When he gets sent to Boney Island AGAIN without a second thought (by Gwen), it's even funnier. "First I lose my boot, now this?"
When Ezekiel leaves Chris hanging over a pit of toxic waste, Chris spends most of the time just laughing at Ezekiel and not taking him seriously. He even asks why Ezekiel is mad at him, then proceeds to list off all the horrible things that has happened to him since season three, thus making Ezekiel even madder. Chris eventually does get scared when he gets closer to falling in the toxic waste, but it's still hilarious that he hardly took Ezekiel seriously.
Gwen getting a Jump Scare in the mine when Zoey shows up behind her, then she proceeds to be freaked out and thankful. Also, Gwen hugging herself and making traumatized squeaking noises in the confessional. And then Chef of all people does the same thing later.
Zoey's confessional after a shot of her in the fetal postion in the corner of the cage Zeke has them imprisoned in while Courtney and Scott argue loudly and violently.
Zoey: Oddly enough, this isn't the worst party I've been to.
When Alejandro gets covered in leeches, Mal offers to help. Alejandro is surprised and touched at the gesture, only for Mal to laugh and kick him off-screen.
Mal's response to Alejandro trying to reason with him after he overpowered Alejandro after learning about Mal's true intentions:
Alejandro: My people have a saying, "Burros muertos no hablan."
Mal: Dead donkeys don't talk?
Chris: (laughing over the loudspeaker) "Alejandro Dead Donkey!"
At the end of the challenge in "The Obsta-Kill Kourse", there's shots of dramatic tension between the cast...and Scott, who's still stuck on the zip line, is yelling for help.
What did Mal force Vito to do? Perform in a ventriloquism show.
Vito: Yo, Dominic! I hear your dog gots no nose. How does he smell? Terrible! (Rimshot)
In the same scene, what's Mike's reaction to a Demonic Dummy version of Mal? Pounding him on Vito's chain to break it. Mal's cries of pain for each strike is the icing on the cake. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Scott: I wasn't scared of the bear, I was screaming to confuse it. Yeah, that's it.
The ending to "Sundae, Muddy Sundae". Zoe is mulling over Alejandro's clue in a room full of Chris self portraits. Chris promptly bursts though one, giving his standard closing speech completely ignoring an outright terrified Zoey.
Sasquatchinakwa's literal toilet humor; also, the bear really 'does it' in the forest.
Scott's huge "ARE. YOU. KIDDING ME?!" when he finds that the diamond he's looking for is in Fang's mouth.
Chef opens the case to show the million, only to open the wrong side, causing all the money to fall onto the dock, and Chef spends the rest of the opening with a sheepish grin on his face.
Mike and his personalities make it to Mal's tower, only to be trapped under the door briefly. They would have gotten out sooner if Chester had put all his effort into it. Then they get into the tower only to see all the stairs.
Chris saying "diet" instead of "die" because of a typo.
The lawyers repeatedly calling Chris about how dangerous the challenge was.
The eliminated all-stars being trapped in balloons, filled with Owen farts.
Owen farting so hard he hurt himself.
Lets not forget his water ski attempt at the end of the episode.
Chris' reaction to Heather and Alejandro dating.
Anything that Heather and Al do when they're dating. Annoyed by the overly pleasant and happy atmosphere after Mike regains himself, Chris changes the rulesjust to get them to stop, announcing that whoever gets to the suitcase first gets to keep it, even an ex-contestant. Upon hearing this, Heather and Al immediately turn on each other, after acting lovey-dovey for most of the episode.
When Gwen sees the final challenge, she says that floating away in a balloon (like the other contestants not freed did), directly into the sun is looking pretty good right now.
Mike getting Fang to chase after Al, after punching him and sending him flying! Mike even gives Fang's Tooth to Al and Fang starts chasing him even after the island sinks.
Gwen hitting Heather with a wooden pole, soaking her back down the swamp since she's been meaning to do that for 5 seasons.
Chef hitting Chris with the meatball cannon after Chris criticized his aim. He even shoots Mike despite him winning or not.
Mike: (as they float away on the roof of a destroyed cabin) We should do this again sometime.
Gwen, Zoey and Cameron: No!
The crazy squirrel holding a 'the world is about to end' sign when the island starts sinking.
Total Drama: Pahkitew Island
"So, Uh This Is My Team?"
Ella being glad the teddy bear is safe, and happily sings a song to a bird as she falls to her death.
The look on Chris' face when Ella floated down to the ground being supported by a single, small bird. He couldn't believe it.
In the first episode, Chris thinks the team names are translated to the Soaring Eagles and the Ferocious Tigers. Sky, however, points out that the actual translations are the Floating Salmon and the Confused Bears. Chris' response?
(to Chef) This is what you get for using a free online translator!
Beardo's funny noises, especially the pacman sound he makes when he is eliminated.
The various food rewards provided by the show's sponsors
Petting Zoo BBQ "Someone else touched your food, guaranteed. "
Jimmy's Beaks and Feet "Our chickens walk the walk, talk the talk and now we put them in the frier. "
Humpty Dumpty's Beef Shack "At Humpty's, all the king's horse feed all the king's men"
"Or if you want Chef's making chicken"
Spoiley's Second Hand Food Emporium "Where one man's trash is another man's tapeworm."
Rodney's "Breakup" with Jasmine. Then he hooks up with her again in the next two episodes, though she can only look confused at him.
Jasmine explains to Samey that she never had many friends because she says they feel intimidated by her. Not only is it obvious why, but she said this before she punched a tree once and broke it in two.
"I Love You, I Love You Knots"
The entire episode is made of funny due to the challenge being truth or dare. For the truth portion, Chris uses a trained certified chicken named Cluckey to tell who's telling the truth.
Rodney always suffers from truth challenges, which has him trying to answer truthfully what girl he likes the most (which rose up to three with Amy technically Samey and Scarlett). He fails the first two truth questions. But by the third one, he only sighs in defeat and gets his whole team electrocuted.
Chris: For a point, you must...kiss a person sitting next to you!
Ella tries to say that she wishes to change the aspect Sugar hates the most of her so she becomes friends with her. Not only does she answer truthfully (or not?), but it infuriates Sugar that she said that, causing Cluckey to get terrified of her and making Chris shock them all for scaring the chicken.
Sugar eating a live Tarantula, not waiting for Chris to tell her that she was only supposed to pet it.
Jasmine tries feeding a lizard using her mouth, but the lizard ends up tangling her whole face.
After being humiliated with truth questions, Rodney boasts and makes fun of Cluckey by telling her he eats six eggs a day in his farm. This comes to bite him really hard when Ella is unable to shock his team with her button, so the infuriated chicken lets her fury out, snatches the button, and shocks the whole team multiple times.
Chris: Cluckey, no! He's not worth it!
Then she's dragged away to Chef's kitchen for not being professional.
The final speech given by Rodney before being eliminated:
" Jasmine, Scarlett, Amy, please understand: This that you, I, I mean it's- There's love, and raccoon poop, and 'hey', with all the shocking! Bgaak! Because chicken I love girl island. Three! Uh-oh! Yeah!"
Although Chris' face being stuck smiling is very creepy in "Blast From The Past" some of the moments at which he's smiling are very funny like when he's getting attacked by the scuba bear and threatening to kick Ella off the show.
From the same episode, Scarlett's confessional after she defeats Sky in the challenge:
Scarlett: The laws of force in motion are simple. With Skye being the pivot point, I knew the inertia caused by the mass of the dueling stick would— [beat, realizing no one will understand what she's saying]she swung too hard and fell down.
The elimination of both of the twins, but especially Chris's line.
"And to make it fair, maybe Samey should come out first this time!"
"Mo' Monkey, Mo' Business"
Jasmine's scream when she finds out the monkey her team was supposed to find torn off its blue collar and mixed up with dozens of them.
Scarlett trying to make Max confess he trapped their team in the net she meant was for himself.
Scarlett (in confessional): Now I need to find a better way for him to admit it.
Jasmine: I bet Sky made this!
Max: HAHA! NO, IT WAS ME!
Scarlett (in confessional): Much easier than I thought.
Scarlett explaining her plan to lure the coin from the monkey.
Scarlett: Our best chance to find which monkey has the coin is by conducting a neuroscientific experiment. I mean, it's no secret that there's hyperactivity in the mueronuerons in primates, right? [chuckles]
Shawn secretly takes a crystal from the underground caverns.
After the team takes the wrong routes to finish the challenge of the day, Chris penalizes them all by having Chef burn the meat reward by spraying oil and igniting it with a lighter. Chef ends up getting burned for no reason.
The ways they came out are funny as well, Shawn, Dave, Sky and Sugar crawl out of the confessional toilet, Jasmine uses Topher as a human battering ram to smash their way out of a gopher hole, and Max and Scarlett found an elevator!
Everyone thinking Scarlett and Max are a couple, much to the former's dismay. It gets to the point where Chris puts them on different teams because he thinks they're too close.
"Three Zones And A Baby"
Max's softer side towards the baby he has to carry.
It gets to such a ludicrous level that he ends up trying to keep the baby when the contestants have to return them.
Not to mention Sugar not taking Max the least bit seriously.
Shawn's reaction when Sugar intentionally awakens a rattlesnake sleeping on top of a sleeping lion, causing it to bite the lion, before the lion eats it. Followed by he gleefully laughing at what she just achieved.
Shawn: Yeah you scare me quite a bit for a living person.
Hurl and Go Seek:
Everything with Sugar and the Juggy Chunks drink, from how she actually tries to get Chris to give her more and how it took the most time to make her sick.
Chris reassuring Chef when he's concerned with the expiration date, by telling him they were made from meat, eggs, and mayonnaise (three of the most easily spoiled foods), and that he had kept them in a warm place.
The fact that the company has a poison hotline.
Dave's shoe hitting people in the face.
Everyone (except Shawn and Jasmine) getting food poisoning and acting as zombies.
Followed by Shawn mistaking them for zombies and having yet another zombie panic attack.
Max throwing up on the tree. Not so much the throwing up part, but because of the fact that he called it beforehand, as if it were an attack.
The Christmas trees appearing from the ground.
Max getting electrocuted over and over again.
After Scarlett reveals her true self, Max is seen sucking his thumb in the fetal position in the confessional.
Max's idea to stop Scarlett from blowing the island with every contestant on it.
Max: I have an idea! Someone think of something.
Shawn's response to Jasmine being surprised there's lasers
"I have the same thing in my yard for zombies. I tried land mines at first, but you know, squirrels."