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Season 1

VentHalla

• This exchange when the group gets lost in the air vents:
  Courtney: Great, we're going to die here.
  Izzy: (ecstatic) Gwen will be so happy!
• When Noah tells Chef that he can't find the other kids because "they're the best hiders in the world", Chef Hatchet assures him that he's bad at lots of things. He even goes as far as to make a chart of things that Noah's bad and good at. 9 bad things compared to 1 good thing (and even then, the 1 good thing is that he's a really loud crier). Noah's expression sells it.

Cluckwork Orange

• After playing with the zoo animals, Chef tells the kids to wash their hands very good because animals are dirty, dirty creatures. Cut to MacArthur at her truck where she gives hand soap to the animals to wash their hands, because kids are dirty, dirty creatures.
• The montage of Jude and the chicken (who is dressed like Jude) appearing in the same place within seconds of each other, provoking some amusing reactions from Chef.
• Beth learns they can't have violent and wild animals at the daycare. She was playing with the alligator from earlier and desperately orders it to hide...in Chef's office, where he is attacked by it. The best part is how the alligator simply lunges into the window.

Aquarium For a Dream

• Gwen snarks at herself after making a remark she deems too mainstream.

Sharing is Caring

• This exchange:
  Beth: Wow! I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend!
  Owen: I'm going to a petting zoo!
  Beth: You're going to let people pet you all weekend?
  Owen: No! The animals are gonna—I'm not gonna... I hope not!

Ant We Just Get Along

• At the end of the episode, impressed at the kids regarding the ants, Chef decides to bring a jar of scorpions to class, only to accidentally drop it and cause the scorpions to attack the kids. Beth attempts to calm her friends down stating that scorpions are their friends, only for one to pinch her hand, making her shout at Chef to squish that scorpion.

That's a Wrap

• After Chef catches Duncan trying to sneak off, the former tethers the latter to Cody.
  Chef: (snatches Duncan) Nice try sneaking off, Duncan. You just bought yourself a Cody. (he tethers the two boys together)
  Cody: Yay! New tether buddy! (Duncan groans)
  Chef: No way you can cause trouble now!
  Duncan: Man! How am I supposed to scare Courtney if we're tethered together?
  Courtney: (as she sneaks by Duncan and Cody) I guess you won't! I'm off to see some mummies. Have fun! (Duncan growls)
  Cody: (singing) ♪Tethered together!♪ ♪We're tethered forever!♪ (continues humming melody)
  Duncan: You're making it worse!
• Later, Duncan tries to scare Courtney despite being tethered to Cody.
  Duncan: Okay, here's the plan! We jump out and we scare the pants off Courtney. Let's hear your roar!
  Cody: (rather pitifully) Rawr.
  Duncan: You sound like a newborn goat! Is that all you got?!
  Cody: Rawr. I'm not really used to scaring people.
  Duncan: Okay, new plan! You do the walking; I'll do the scaring.

Bananas & Cheese

• In order to distract Chef so Duncan and Noah can sneak into his office, Gwen gets herself stuck in a bucket◊, giving off the most Kawaiiko face she can muster.

Inglorious Toddlers

• Bridgette snorkeling in a sink◊.

Stay Goth, Poodle Girl Stay Goth

• Jude freaking out and believing he's now married to Gwen after she gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Mutt Ado About Owen

• The end credits are over Cody and Owen playing Tic-Tac-Toe. It takes Owen several decades to realize that he can score by filling the right column, and by the time he does, Cody is now dead and in a coffin that falls backward.

Season 2

Glove Glove Me Do

• When Owen takes his turn on Duncan's stolen Whack-A-Monster game, he not only hits himself in the face with the hammer, he then gets his hair stuck in the game and beaten by the monsters.
  Duncan: I never knew the monsters could win.
• Later, when Owen reveals the magic evil gloves, the others don't believe him until Owen asks which is more likely: he got really good at everything, or he has magic evil gloves. Everyone instantly believes him.

Robo Teacher

• Upon being told that he's been replaced, Chef was initially upset and began to reminisce the fun times he had with the kids, which consist of flashbacks of past episodes involving Chef being tortured and humiliated. Chef then realized how horrible they were to him then decided that he's okay with it.
• After hearing from Chef about the military's role in Maude's creation, Izzy marches to the military base to have a word with them about this.
• Just as Maude was about to blast Duncan, Izzy accidentally crushes over the robotic teacher.
• At the end of the episode, everything is back to normal, though Chef ends up shuddering at having his job back as Harold throws cheese slices on his face. Duncan tells Chef to admit that he misses them, who laments at wanting to be in his bubble bath.

Fire in the Hole

• Terry Spice's idea of torture to each of Duncan's friends:
  • Gwen ending up in a magical realm while dressed all girly. Duncan retorts that it would take more than that for Gwen to break, only for a couple of animals to hug Gwen, making her scream for them to stop.
  • Owen gets sent to a cookie factory, where he seems excited and decides to eat the cookies, only to find out that they are all oatmeal raisin, making him lament at his situation.
  • Leshawna ends up at a hair salon, where after her hair stylist is done, she checks her mirror and screams at the sight of her hairstyle being like Cody's.
  • As for Beth, all it took was for her to not have a nose to pick on for her to panic.
    • Even after seeing all these, Duncan just laughs off from his friends' misfortunes.
• At the end of the episode, Duncan double-crosses Terry and poofs him to the house of Chef's mother, who proceeds to feed him her bland food, to his horror.

AbaracaDuncan

• Courtney tells Harold that she thought he didn't believe in magic and mentions the season 1 episode "Harold Swatter and the Goblet of Flies" Chef tells her to "save it for the message boards"

Shock & AWW

• Chef telling Cody to stop Flossing because of how dated it will be when the show airs on TV.
• Courtney telling Chef how Duncan referenced "That video game that came out thirty years before he was born".
• Upon the realization of how unchangeable her classmates are, Courtney laments that graduation couldn't come soon enough.

Season 3

Last Mom Standing

• Gwen got grabbed by Leshawna's grandma's knitting machine and turned into a giant ball of yarn. Izzy rolls her away to play, having to always wanting to play with a giant talking ball.

Carmageddon

• When Leshawna tries to give the Cinderblock a piece of her mind, the car pummels her in retaliation, prompting Leshawna to resort to take a nap and fall unconsciously.
• Chef saves the kids by making the two Cinderblocks crash into each other, resulting in himself burnt with the steering wheel he's holding remaining. As thanks, Duncan calls Chef his new "hero" for destroying two of his cars at once and tells the others to practice breaking more things so they could be as "cool" as Chef someday, to their eagerness. Then an airbag from the steering wheel somehow pops out to land on Chef's face, making him scream in pain.

Thingameroo

• Upon seeing Thingameroo cheerfully motivate the kids, Chef's main concern from that is that he hopes that he's still getting paid regardless.
• Owen assuring his friends that even without Thingameroo, they can still pass the fitness test if they believe in themselves. Come the actual test, the kids end up injured from their efforts and fail, with Owen noting that Thingameroo was wrong and Lightning stating that they never stood a chance.
• Chef asking Abs if the kids would get punished with jail time. Abs responds that she would never do that to them and only punishes the teacher of the failing class. As Chef reacts in surprise to that, Abs tells him that he would spend six weeks being trained to be a better motivator to his students, with the angry mascots coming from behind Chef, who proceeds to scream from the realization.

Quiche It Goodbye

• After the kids exit the launching Quiche-a-torium building, Izzy wonders where Cody went, who is then shown to have stayed inside in hopes of being taken home.
• Just as Chef is devastated to have found out that Quiche-a-torium left and Hugs 'N Quiches is back in business, Noah offers him a quiche from the latter business believing that that would make him feel better. After tasting the quiche, Chef begins crying, which Owen misinterprets as Tears of Joy, when Chef is actually upset about the fact that the Hugs 'n Quiches quiche doesn't compare to the ones from Quiche-a-torium.

Knit Wit

• After realizing Duncan's knitting skills while dressed as a grandma, Chef and most of the kids laugh at him. Beth assures a humiliated Duncan that the important thing from this is to take revenge, where they gleefully retaliate by crocheting the others in a spider web where a giant spider is prepared to come at them.

Oozing Talent

• After Cody is made famous in her stead, Sugar fumes in anger out jealousy of the lad's popularity, claiming that Cody is a talentless wannabee. Gwen teases to Sugar to not be such a "party pooper", prompting the latter to scream in a pillow several times.

Other

• In Cartoon Network's 2018 promo, which turned out to be scenes from the Total DramaRama [demo reel] trailer, one of the scenes from Total DramaRama (then known as Total Daycare Drama) has Chef Hatchet asking Jude if he is naked. Jude responds yes. Near the end of the trailer Chef demands Jude to put some clothes on.

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