Funny / Totally Spies!

  • In I Want My Mummy, the girls are given a super-powered shovel for one of their missions. The minute Clover turns it on it spins out of control and out into the desert. Turns into a Brick Joke when the shovel actually comes back during the fight with the Big Bad, and Clover actually greets it with "hello, old friend!" After the shovel's done its duty, Clover lets it go free again, saying "be free, old friend!"
    • And from the same episode, Alex's "Easter Bunny" dialogue when the girls are briefed, which is too funny to spoil! The other girls' reactions also settle it.
      Sam: We're spies, we deal in fact, not chasing after missing Easter Bunnies.
      Alex: Yeah, right. Wait, the Easter Bunny's missing?
      (Cuts to Clover and Sam staring, Sam blinks.)
      Alex: Hehe. (Flaps hand) Just kidding, guys. I know the Easter Bunny is tucked away safe in his little toadstool house up in fjords of British Columbia.
      (Cuts to Clover and Sam Sweat Droping)
      Jerry: And on that illuminating note, if you girls will follow me, I'll give you your gadgets.
  • From "The Fugitives", part of Sam's disguise falls off when they investigate the bank that their evil look-alikes robbed, leading to a guard telling her "Uh, sir, you forgot your… mustache?!"
  • "Passion Patties" has quite a few.
  • The girls call Jerry for help while he's visiting his mother, who thinks he's a hotel manager.
    Mother: Were you talking to your wallet, Jerry?
    Jerry: (frantically) No, I told you, only one mint per pillow!
  • Terrence, after breaking out most of the earlier villains, brings them to form an organization he calls "The League Aiming to Menace and Overthrow Spies", and Tim Scam points out that acronym spells "L.A.M.O.S". Terrance, having already made an enormous amount of merchandise, reluctantly keeps the name, and after seeing some terrible revenge plot by the other villains, admits that it's probably appropriate.
  • Sam acting like a kid in "Child's Play" after she falls victim to one of Vladimir's toys.
  • The entirety of "Evil Valentine's Day".
    • Alex's dream about candy is a mixture of this and utterly adorable.
    • The reveal that the French pool-boy can't even swim.
    • Alex and Clover's failed attempts at wooing the French pool-boy.
    • Myrna falling in love, with herself, thanks to her ring.
  • The entirety of "The Dusk of Dawn". Highlights include:
  • The entirety of "Dental? More like Mental!".
    • The memory of Alex chomping down on the dentist's fingers.
    • How did Clover figure out that they were in Dustin Cruise's apartment? An online celebrity news magazine, in which Clover herself admits is illegal.
    • The plane narrowing missing a cow, who runs off all frightened.
    • Including, at his interview, Jerry remarks that he finds it baffling that Alex is afraid of the dentist. Then Gladis tells him that it's time for his checkup.
  • Mandy says that she'll be winning the costume contest over the girls in "Stuck In The Middle Ages With You" leading to the following exchange.
    Clover: (scoffs) Not with that costume you won't.
    Mandy: Excuse me?! What costume?
    Clover: Oh? Aren't you dressed as a wannabee teen queen today? Or were they having a sale on 'so two years ago' at the mall?
    (Mandy gets an angry look on her face and we see a shot of Clover and Mandy playing a game and Clover winning a point over Mandy.)
    • The evil guy tries to kiss Clover and declares she'll become his queen and Clover acts repulsed saying "Ew! Okay, now you're starting to get all kinds of creepy!"
  • In "Matchmaker" Clover is undercover to look into Glittery Snit jewelry store for her mission when Eugene's giant of a mother appears. Eugene looks terrified and Clover backs up in alarm when the woman glares at her. She then screams at Clover "Buy something or get out!" Clover replies "Yes sir!" and then runs out screaming.
    • Clover gets Eugene's mother to punish him at the end and in reply Eugene lets out a Big "NO!".
  • From the episode "Silicon Valley Girls," the last of these is not like the others.