Of COURSE a guy who's more eccentric than Zooey Deschanel is gonna have some of these.
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ROM Hacks
- The climax of Super Mario Infinity 2 has Raocow battling the mysterious Black Plague... and completely losing it when the boss turns out to be a hilarious-looking three-eyed dark green Big Boo. The hammy "WHO DARES TO TRY TO STOP THE TIME BOMB?" intro results in Raocow collapsing with laughter for over 5 minutes, eventually devolving into "Look at 'im, look at 'im!"
- Now in cartoon form!
- Also, I could farm infinite lives here, but I won't, because it would take a while and I am afraid... Also known as BEST. INTERMISSION. EVER.
- Becomes a running gag in SMWCP, accompanied by mangled versions of "Another Brick in the Wall", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction", and Françoise Hardy's "Tous les garcons et les filles", among others.
- There was one scene in VIP 4 where he saw a textbox with a bunch of gibberish, and he actually pronounced the gibberish.
- And he did it again in Luigi's World.
- The former video also includes an epic chipmunk laugh.
- "No ide-runrunrunrunrunrunRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNnnnnyyeeeeEAAAAAH!!!!! wwOOOAMYNOOOH!!!! EYE ESS EM TEE!!!!!! AAAAAAH!!! *pant* mishishishishiKAH!!!!!"
- His reaction to seeing the glitched-out Boss Bass in his Let's Play of Super Mario World Returns EX. Can be seen here
- When Charlie is "drowning", raocow saves him by... destroying him with fireballs.
- His reaction to seeing a rather goofy-looking Big Boo during his LP of Scarlet Devil Mario.
- "That Boo! All he wants is to being pretty! But society will not let him!"
- The LP of Super Mario Infinity has one, when raocow starts playing randomly rotating songs off his playlist instead of the game's audio, and then the Soviet National Anthem starts playing.
- "I guess this is the obligatory Japanese "let's have an elevator" stage, because those are so MUCH FUN! Look at that! I'm riding an elevator, guys, I do that every school day! Now, I get to relive it, in GLORIOUS 2D!"
- During Super Mario World 2+, he has a lot of fun repeating "Tap-Tap the Tap-Tap the Tap-Tap the Tap-Tap!" Also, "This episode... *comically exaggerated cough*... is about coughing to death while putting your tap-tap in the back-back."
- ULTRA SUPER MARIO has Raocow wondering what the title of the level means, only to freak out on seeing a giant Mario chasing him.
- In part 48 of his The Second Reality Project 2 Let's Play, he COMPLETELY LOSES HIS SHIT after dying in Balloon Cave #2 for the somethingth time.Numerous commentors: ...I think we broke raocow.
- The ending of the epic Mario hack Vanilla Rain Endless Raindrop has Luigi turning out to be evil, crushing Princess Peach with a block, and static cutscenes of Mario and Luigi battling it out done entirely in-engine.
- See, cuz right now this is the part in any RPG ever where you have to kill God. It's pretty rad. I love killing God, I do it every day. You know, some people have breakfast, I kill God, with my super-giant house-sized sword, you know, it has 3 mortages in it, 2 families can live in it, but instead I use it as a weapon; it's pretty rad.
- This is the part where you run away from the statue because he is a big old meanie statue, he's all like "Oh man, I got a mouth, and it's PARTLY OPEN! Bwahahaha! Bwahahaha! I'm gonna ruin my gums!"
- raocow talks about how he has trouble comprehending Mario speaking in cutscenes. "Canon Mario in ''Mario 64'' is basically a small, rotund, intellectually impaired man, that runs around and jumps around screaming..."
- raocow claps to congratulate Boon on a good castle toss, then stops after commenting on what it must sound like.
- From Hacks 101, after meeting Yoshi, the message box for him states that "It is typically best not to require a player to throw me off a cliff in order to complete some kind of jump." Followed by raocow advising the opposite, and proceeding to throw him down a hole for absolutely no reason.
- Got a bit more lives to attempt Boo Master J Fresh here. Um...hi there Boo Master J Fresh, that's how I dubbed you. I aware it's a dumb name but...
- raocow discusses the idea of Chekhov's Skill with the exapmle of a hula-hoop-using hero going up against the Nigh-Invulnerable Big Bad, when suddenly the Boo Block gets tired of his ramblings and drops the disguise.
- raocow purposefully jumps into a hole, and then pauses at the last second to start-select out of the stage...only to realize that the guy who made the romhack disabled start-selecting.
- raocow sings the national anthem of Super Mario World under heavy chipmunking.
- Listen to what raocow calls the "M" shaped checkpoints in Mario Gives Up 2. Also, watch a slightly bit further for "delicious irony".
- Maverick Thwomp is the king of any party he's at. He just can't help undressing himself and exposing himself to minors.
- "Dear Mario: I got a yacht stuck in my butt."
- raocow wonders why, in a hack full of custom bosses, he's suddenly fighting normal vanilla Bowser. And then...
- The first half of one of Vip 2's fortress levels has the "gimmick" of essentially forcing you to reset the game if you go into a pipe. His confused response makes the moment.
- From the same video: "Nintondo? I don't like that guy."
- raocow comments on being able to knock an enemy off its platform, during his Ascetic Mario World run: "I don't mind killing... as long as it's pointless."
- raocow talks to a wall.
- All of the numerous symphonies raocow mentions Ludwig Von Koopa composed at the end of the video.
- How raocow gets rid of the Charlies at the end of this level so they don't turn into coins.
- raocow sings along to Beloved Tomboyish Daughter in chipmunk mode.
- "Okay, Thwomp. I know you're the maverick kind, so you won't take me by surpRISE!"raocow: LASER! BLLBL! WAH! Laser! Rah? Laser? Uh...laser. Laser laser laser? LLLLULULBLUL!
- In the middle of a particularly tricky level in EVW.raocow: We're outside! We are outside! Let us celebrate being outs- *falls through a tiny hole in the floor and dies*
- After many, many attempts to get past a tricky level in S.Mario...raocow: ... Midpoint!? MIDPOINT!? Oh god damn...
- raocow gets a message from Cirno!Lakitu (while misreading "froggy mine!" as "froggy nine!") After Cirno proclaims that she's the strongest... she gets beaten in less than a second.
- In the same level, he runs over a pipe...and instantly kills the very first pipe-dwelling Cirno!Lakitu before she can even appear.
- raocow decides to try and pronounce radio static.
- Music that gets faster whenever the timer gets less than 100 + Constantly resetting the timer to 100 whenever the player enters a pipe or a door + stage full of pipes and doors = musical madness
- "You see that pipe? Totally went inside that pipe and it's like WHOA THERE'S THE END!"
- Not to mention the hack ends with a glitch that results in an endless map transition.
- raocow's reaction to hitting the green switch in The Second Reality Project 2, thus giving Zycloboo unlimited power.Green Switch Message: Thanks! Now I have unlimited powers, hee hee hee! The switch will turn <unswitched green block> into <switched green block>. My triumph will also be saved.raocow: That's what you think, Zycloboo! Look at me! *chooses the 'Continue Without Saving' option* Ha! Now it is not saved!
- And in the same video...raocow: Oh man, there's a Koopa, that's pretty great. No, Koopas aren't great, they're never great. Koopas have never been great. *gets killed by a Koopa* Whoa! I'm sorry, I apologize! Geez!
- And in the same video...
- raocow trying to be philosophical while he constantly runs into Fuzzies.
- From the same Let's Play: The "one fell swoop" montage in level 4-1.
- raocow starts "Lightning Strikes" in Mario Gives Up and is met with utter ear rape.
- raocow gets killed because someone messaged him on Skype.
- "Transparency is often looking neat...is. Sentence on the right order words sometime useful is good maybe."
- raocow gets attacked by Buster Brown. He dodges every single block that's thrown at him, and then immediately runs into Buster Brown himself and dies anyway.
- raocow sings the message on a pair of message blocks (though the little dance number in-between the two is what really makes it.)
- raocow sings his world-smashing hit "Like a Wizard".
- Jowey, the poison cow, feat. raocow, the laughing cow.
- Jowey makes his return the sequel!
- Remember when raocow first played VIP 1 and there was this level called "Dodge the Beefsteak"? Well, four years later with a properly translated version of the game, that very level still has that title. raocow is very amused.
- From the same video: His description of a good bad bug in the text that had to be patched over after the fact.
- Part 18: His mounting denial over having to redo a particularly difficult part of "So Sadistic It's Dreadful!
- 3000 Leagues in Search of Bowser
- Weirdest Yoshi sprite-swap ever.
- raocow's eternal nemesis the stupid horse at last declares open war!raocow: It's time for action! Running away counts as an action!
- "A work of the Devil, Prime Minister of, you know, that place we don't talk about... aka Oklahoma. So, uh, I think that's a city and not a country, but details..."
- From Super Marina World:
- After numerous failed attempts to get into a secret area in one level, raocow finally does so when empowered with fireballs. However, just when he finds the secret exit, he melts the ice blocks leading to it and falls to his death.
- In Variety of Chance:
- raocow finds out what happens when you pick on others for being small.
- The ending is made even funnier by his reaction to it, and the enemy names.
- Rockman 4 Minus ∞
- After seeing Rush hilariously fall down if he has no ammo for Rush Search, he makes this remark.And the dog died! Oh, man! I'm so glad to see my buddy Rush again!
- Not to mention his reactions to Drill Man's boss fight (especially when the boss Turns Brown-Powered) and the surprise appearances of Quint (and Sakugarne) and Crash Man. raocow is indeed in for one hell of a ride.
- "Join me next time when we fight one of these two delicious divas!* ...Don't judge me."
- After seeing Rush hilariously fall down if he has no ammo for Rush Search, he makes this remark.
- In this video of Super Pika Land Ultra, we get two moments when raocow reacts to a Giant Raichu ...
- And he even makes a reference to Twitch Plays Pokémon... guess what he calls the Pidgeot?
- He even made a reference to the Helix Fossil later on.
- raocow's announcement that he is going to be playing a hack named "Something Else":raocow: So I decided to return to my comfort zone and play... nope. No, I'm not going to dignify that with a sentence ending.
- SMW Remix: raocow cheeses the Yellow Switch Palace by accident. Then he glitches out of the overworld, also by accident. It must be seen to be believed.
- raocow prepares himself to get the Drama Stones in the utterly surreal Drama Mistery 2... but then he finds out there is a plot twist...
- raocow finds out the postgame map to YUMP 2... and promptly leaves, because he cannot feasibly react to it.*
SMBX engine
- raocow petting a Goomba.
- Earlier in the LP, he visits Toad's house, and asks if he can eat Toad's houseplants (one of which is a cactus)."Toad, your yard seems kind of invaded."
- Watching Link "paddling his little feeties" is pretty amusing.
- He also came across a glitch where a blue koopa doesn't kick a shell once."If I try again, will it work better? [...] Dude! You're— *sigh* Man, you are a disappointment to your whole family. You know that?"
- Earlier in the LP, he visits Toad's house, and asks if he can eat Toad's houseplants (one of which is a cactus).
- In response to a stoner-ish Percy (mascot of Talking Time Bros. 1): I will eat your soul with ketchup.
- When playing a level that was included in Tower of Biased, raocow accidentally trips the "end of game" script. This happens.
- From part 15: "You came back! How nice of you!"
- A Super Mario Bros X Thing: Prelude to the Stupid:
- His closing thoughts on the level "Revolution."raocow: I've always wanted to play an arthouse film.
- His closing thoughts on the level "Revolution."
- "Song, stop making me say things I'm going to regret."
- In one of his own levels, raocow left a number of very odd textbooks lying around. One of them contains a message in Morse code. Upon seeing this, raocow exclaims "Oh no, I can't read German!" and moves on... the Morse reads "HELLO I AM IN BRAILLE".
- raocow desires to be taken seriously because he is a pumpkin.
- Finally beating a level after 17 video minutes and a real life hour, and then discovering why it didn't have a midpoint.
- From Apocalypse of Foroze:
- He finds a keyhole very early on in one of the levels, then proceeds to go wild as to what it contains.
- A discussion on the psychology of skeletons as leitmotif—followed by an attempt to exploit said psychology.
- His voiceover for Princess Peach.
- On the same video, the aforementioned "stoning" from the title.
- From Super Talking Time Bros 2.5
- raocow ends up in a room occupied solely by a Lakitu throwing out health power-ups. He somehow manages to get killed by it anyway.
- A Second Mario Bros. X Thing, Episode 1: Analog Funk
- raocow finds out that Demo's pet dog likes being grabbed with a foot. That is a totally innocuous thing to say, what are you talking about?
- The horn makes a triumphant return from Talking Time Bros.!
- In the level "Just Rusty!", raocow solves the last Lemmings puzzle while commenting how watching Talkhauser RoundTheWheel's LPs of mods for said game has helped him in his situation. He even goes so far as to say "I know what to think. I know how to think ahead!" Cue him throwing the mushroom block up into the nuke block, resetting the puzzle by complete accident.
- "A ghost, huh?"
- A Boo that actually says "Boo!"? What a scary sight!
- Going into a painfully slow elevator that takes more than a minute to get anywhere, and when he finally reaches the top floor, accidentally going back down before being able to exit the elevator.
- Pily's infodump has several funny moments in it (Wait, Armless Bipedal Cycloptic Demons? That's ABCD!), but the kicker is when it ends: Demo, Iris and raocow are no longer on screen, having left because they got bored of listening.
- Only Kood, who was the sole player character that actually cared about the plot, stayed to listen. It's now basically canon that Pily and Kood are a couple, and the mental image of that alone is ridiculously entertaining.
- Sheath was there too.
- The outtakes!
- The ending, though dramatic, still has some of the game's silliness:
- raocow's death is caused, how else, by him failing a jump.
- Sheath's reaction to being told that she's the last hope for reality? "We did it! We defeated Science!"
- Luigi's sprite in the credits is his future grave.
- It's! Monty Python's Flying Circus!
- Much later, raocow encounters the Fire Bat Cat. Squee ensues.
Contests
- raocow meets Pinkamena Diane Pie.
- Also Rarity.
- And now, Rainbow Dash. When he kept referring to her as "Mr. Dinosaur" in Mario Gives Up 2, it actually kind of makes sense, considering his Fan Nickname for Yoshi ("Stupid Horse").
- Twilight Sparkle. Who has wings.
- Also Rarity.
- raocow sees Bowser's 'obese' clown car.
- Later in the video, this happens.Bullets, bullets, BULLETS! Bullets! Bullets! Bullets NO!
- Later in the video, this happens.
- If you love Happycow, you'll love this video.raocow: Science leads to dying. And dying leads to cancer. Which leads to dying! This is why we must go back in time and stop the very first human from dying! If he never dies, then we'll all be immortal! Pretty sure that's how genetics work.
- From the second Make A Good Level contest:
- raocow discovers a new breed of Thwomp.
- raocow weighs in on the American moral economy.
- His reaction to this message box.note
- Make a Good Level Xontest
- Enemy that tries to keep up with Mario at all times + a warp pipe moving Mario several screens forward = WHOA JEEZ!!
- raocow playing "Jump Rapidly". He says "JUMPING!" expecting a level where rapid jumping is involved.
- About six minutes into part 15, the editing devolves into a rapid-fire montage of failed takes, several of which are the result of him missing the first jump, and one of which simply boggles the mind.
- After he fails a level at a crucial point, he speeds up the footage so much the video goes silent. Then PPR steps in.
- In Part 25, he gets a color block puzzle right entirely by accident.
- The last level in part 29 had you chasing a Koopa all around the level because he stole some palm trees, unplugging the ocean's drain pipe to destroy Atlantis, and plugging said drain pipe with the palm trees the Koopa stole.raocow So dumb.
- raocow runs into some spoilers, so he edits them out. What we run into on the other hand, as a result...
- In episode 35, in the middle of a chipmunk segment, he has to sneeze, so he slows the sneeze down as much as possible before resuming chipmunk time. Then a few seconds later, he passes some signs reading "Suicide" and says "Suicide? Oh no!" in a goofy falsetto that only sounds even goofier when chipmunked.
- The slowed-down-sneeze thing has since been repeated in other videos, and has been dubbed 'raolion'.
- "HEY GUYS! MARIO JUST CAME OUT OF THE POWER STAR'S BUTT! COME AND LAUGH AT HIM!" The ending of raocow's level. Basically, a Power Star got sick so Mario had to come in and fix it by using POW Blocks to defeat enemies. He also helped out Bloopers at the same time. Once the level was finished, Mario came out of the Power Star, where Princess Peach said that quote, and a lot of the NPCs, including Bowser and Big Boo appear and if you speak to them, they are laughing. raocow (and Aterra) both cracked up at this part.
- After numerous deaths (most due to lava), raocow finally makes it to the end of SAJewers's postgame level "We Will Fall Together"... only for the star to slip beyond his grasp. So close, yet so far.
- Playing Vanilla Contest 2014, after finishing the lowest-ranked levels, he signs off saying to expect more at http://raocow.com/hi.
- From Make A Good Level Xontest 2:
- Pretty much any cutscene from "Demonic Gathering".
- Through several video intros, raocow tries to describe in detail how to make a peanut butter sandwich only to be interrupted each time the game is done loading. It starts out normal at first but soon descends into true raocow-style weirdness. The final step? Shove toothpicks through the messy ball of bread and peanut butter!note And then a Talkhaus user actually did the recipe◊ as described.
- Bullet Bill launchers don't move around on their own. This doesn't stop Raocow from finagling things to cause one to sneak up on him and assassinate him when he least suspects it!
- Horikawa, one of the three judges, borrowing raocow's "Destroy the world" catchphrase in her judge's comments for two consecutive levels.
- The messages from the Toads at the end of the contest-winning level must be seen to be believed. Indeed he won.
- Make A Good Mega Man Level Contest 1:
- At the start of this video, raocow purchases the Uncharged Buster Upgrade. After testing it out, he promptly refers to it as Unlimited Lemon Works.
All The Mega Men
- Fighting Fire Man in Mega Man.raocow: Let me appreciate... you... the subtle strategy that plays here— DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! Phew!
- raocow's immediate bewilderment at the DOS Mega Man game.raocow: AAAH! DOG! HELP! DOG! HELP! DOG! HELP!
- His reactions to some of Mega Man's more... questionable deeds at the end of Mega Man II (Game Boy).
- His reaction to the Parasitic Bomb in Mega Man X3 is brief, but hilarious.
- raocow reads all of Dr. Light's dialogue in Mega Man X3 in a seductive voice, to fit with his weirdly "romantic" theme music.
- raocow sticking to his one-level-per-day schedule in his All The Megamen LP to the point of making a 2-and-a-half minute video consisting of just the Cutscene Boss battle between Zero and Colonel in Mega Man X4.
- raocow watches Iris' infamous death scene in Mega Man X4.raocow: (while laughing) Look...the voice actor's doing his best, alright? He's doing his best!
- raocow notes how, in Mega Man X5, X is still considered a B-rank Maverick Hunter despite having defeated Sigma four times, while Zero has been promoted to Grand Admiral. At the end of the game, after a long and emotional cutscene in which Zero performs a Heroic Sacrifice, Sigma is defeated for good, and X takes over Zero's role as captain, the game shows X and Zero's final hunter ranks. X is still B-rank.
- By the end of Mega Man X7, Zero and Axl remain at the bottommost D-Rank, while X is the only character to rank up...to B-rank.
- raocow's reaction to Fairy Leviathan.raocow: Oh man, you're a waifu.
- raocow cracking up in Mega Man Zero 2 when he gets the Supreme Edge title. And then again when he gets Wounded Edgeboy.
- raocow's reaction to X's silly-looking glide in Mega Man X7
- raocow attempts to inject some gravitas into the death of Quint in the WonderSwan Megaman And Bass sequel, Challenger from the Future. Then he sees the robot's face.raocow: I'M BLEEDING FROM MY EYES WHY WAS I BUILT WITH THIS FUNCTION
- His comments after collecting the best foot chip in Zero 3:"Look. Hidden Phantom had a big Reebok collection and, you know, when you die, you're allowed to bring one thing with you, and that's what he brought, and by becoming a hero, obviously I am permitted to keep on his collection's legacy. Makes a whole lot of sense to me."
All the Sonics
- raocow's playthrough of Rad Mobile ends abruptly when he collides head-on with another driver. The next video takes this and makes a story out of it:in 1991, local layabout samwell 'ronco' tarly had a horrible accident when he had a head-on collusion with another vehicle while driving in the mohave desert. after the impact, as he was dying, his eyes transfixed on a small blue mouse character hanging from his rear view mirror. his brain, panicking, set samwell in a strange dreamstate, fixated on the toy. as samwell's dying brain struggled to keep its consciousness alive, a strange world was created in his mind state. the further he drifted, the clearer things became, though at the same time things made progressively less and less sense.
this is his recollection. - raocow's scatting at the end of the Sky Chase Zone video of his Sonic the Hedgehog 2 playthrough.
- raocow's demands for Robotnik to take him seriously as an opponent after the Tidal Tempest boss battle in Sonic the Hedgehog CD.
- raocow developing a gambling problem over the course of Sonic 3 & Knuckles, the biggest problem being that he can't get in the machine half the time.raocow: Yaaaay, gambling!
- The best part is raocow unlocking Hyper Sonic, and while struggling to collect 50 rings to show it off, decides to go gamble to raise it. He immediately gets 3 Robotniks and loses all his rings, and leaves the bonus game with less rings than he entered it with.
- Raocow one-ups his Colonel vs Zero video from All the Mega Men with a 17 second video of Knuckles' version of Hidden Palace in Sonic & Knuckles.
- When raocow has to replay Sky Chase for Tails' story in Sonic Adventure, he decides to try something new and let the viewers play instead.
- In Eternal Engine in Sonic Adventure 2, Omochao warns Tails: "There is a trap above!" The trap goes off and crushes Omochao before he can finish speaking.
- While playing as Knuckles in Sonic Advance 2, raocow ad-libs a Knuckles rap song straight out of the Key & Peele show.
- "Uh-oh, changing of key here in the Christmas song. That's how you know it's getting serious! That's when Santa shows up at the end of the movie with a rocket launcher and a jetpack, and he's like, 'don't worry, kids, I got this!' And then he just chugs a whole jug of vodka and...you don't see him for the rest of the movie! Interesting take for this Mary Poppins remake, but I respect their decision to do whatever they want with beloved pictograms of our memories."
- raocow gives Cream an...interesting voice while reading her dialogue in Sonic Advance 3.
- raocow reduced to laughing fits within 5 seconds of starting Shadow the Hedgehog. Using a gunshot as a sound to confirm interaction will do that.
- When Shadow remarks that taking candy from a baby is fine by him, raocow laughs incredulously and outright calls him an asshole. Worth noting that this line can only be heard on the Hero route of the game.
- While playing a Breakout clone made to promote Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), raocow gets the "Silver" powerup and uses it, which causes Silver to shout, "Witness my power!" and the ball to rise up to the top of the screen where it gets stuck and makes a constant loud noise.
- He's so flabbergasted by Sonic X Bowling that he has to look it up to believe it's real.
- In the same video, he explains how he once bowled a 1.
- One sidequest in Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood has Raocow in such disbelief that he selects the "bad" dialogue out of agreement.Wow! You are a danger to everyone here!
- This pales in comparison to him meeting the sheer mounting ludicrousness of the game's final moments with further and further derision, right up until the game starts a New Game Plus with no input from him.
- His theory as to Orbot's Deadpan Snarker status in Sonic Unleashed:When I question the fact [that] Robotnik built a sassbot, I was reminded how past AI led to such resounding success as Metal Sonic and Omega, so I think it's just, if you have to work [for] Robotnik, at some point if you have any form of intelligence, you snap, and you do something about it.
- The description to episode 23 (1110 overall):
in life, we all have to make choices. right now, do you watch a full episode of Malcom in the Middle, commercials included, or do you watch a slippery wolf man fall into holes and fight nebulously defined monster for half an hour?
the true hard choices- He stumbles through Def Big's freestyle challenge, all the while offering critiques of his own.
No, I do not feel that vibe! ...What are you producing for?
Other Games
- "We're gonna--STINKIKACHIPPACHHOOO. We're gonna 'Stinki' and 'Chippachoo'."
- "ANGEL CONFETTIS FOR ALL-okay, that's enough mass murder."
- cat planet cat planet cat planet plant cat planet cat planet planet cat planet cat planet
- "*GAAASP* Are you the king cat?! Are you the king of the ca-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—..."
- "Oh, no! You're being attacked and/or having dinner there, cat planet cat planet!"
- "ANGEL CONFETTIS FOR ALL-okay, that's enough mass murder."
- He starts out every episode of An Untitled Story with a little song. Sometimes he gets enthused. For example: "Doo-doo-doot-doo doo-doot, doo-doot-doot doo-doo-doot doot-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo-doot-doot..." (27 seconds later) "...Doot-doo-doot and so forth..."
- The bizarre Rousing Speech he gives during his Let's Play of Keep Going!
- From his VVVVVV videos: "This is not so much a puzzle as lemon-guy there being a friggin' moron. Like, you're a professor of what, exactly?"
- "And you know, Kirby being held by a lady in this way, makes him pretty solid."
- The first two videos of the Kirby LP are filled hilarious moments involving the inappropriate sprite animations whenever Kirby teams up with a partner.
- The ending of the Nitroid! LP. The utter relief in his laughter and everything is hilarious.
- Pretty much the entirety of his Facade play-through. He gets stuck in the couch a few minutes in, and the AI completely ignores his predicament and most of what he tries to say.
- His Distorted Travesty LP's:
- His reaction to seeing the Dancing Kirbys of Rave Mode.
raocow: Rock on, Kirby!- raocow meets the most epic mace trap of all time...
- raocow plays Distorted Travesty, hits the money cap, and decides to spend it all on consumable items since there aren't any equipment upgrades that he's looking for available. 30 seconds later, he goes to the next area and immediately runs into another shopkeeper selling equipment upgrades he can no longer afford. Then the game crashes.
- It doesn't work!
- In the third game, raocow decides to try attacking a Cucco to see if they still swarm you. To his simultaneous delight and horror, they do.
- He later forgets that health restore stations do not actually save your game, and as such quits without saving some progress. When informed about this on the forums, raocow jokingly blamed ZephyrBurst, the game creator, for it. The very next day, an update for Distorted Travesty 3 came out, which, among other things, added a checkpoint to that very health restore, as well as a sign with raocow's accusatory quote right next to it.
- Some meta commentary on the prevalence of hats in Touhou Project: "I am not changing their hats though, that's how I recognize them now. I recognize people strictly by their headwear, which is probably why I became a fan of Touhou relatively quickly..."
- All of Gate 6 is hilarious, but the final boss of the chapter utterly kills him.
- In the Epilogue, a bonus level features a Yoshi and hangs a giant lampshade on the true horror of Yoshi jumping. Raocow cannot stop laughing all the way through the stage.
- The Very Well chorus.
- raocow argues with himself. Also as an animation.
- raocow argues with himself, Part 2. This time, featuring Chibicow.
- Bedtime Grandpa raocow reads us all a story while we're worrying after Mr. Clock.
- raocow goes into the women's bathroom, and immediately regrets it.
- "I'm basically trapping... that... corner! Neets to you, Crime Boss Man Jello! You reverted me into pure nonsense-brain!"
- raocow considers clearing two levels in one video, as the first one was so short. However...
- To those who weren't horrified by his decision, raocow's indecisiveness in starting MariAri 2.
- Really anytime where he has to voice multiple characters in the cutscenes, there tends to be at least some humour. With his usual Marisa/Bowser voice, an awkward voice for Alice (sounding like his usual Peach voice,) and having Nitori sound like Goofy.
- raocow tries to read a description in Marisa's voice, but gives up mid-read and tries again in Alice's voice.
- From the same video: He credits the BGM to Megadeth.
- raocow accidentally glitches up by being ... raocow.
- raocow tries Counting Sheep and is off by one. He doesn't take it well.
- The entirety of his playthrough of a bootleg Mega Man clone.
- raocow goes mad with laughter upon defeating Exgal from Copy Kitty.
- Are you sure he isn't just Going Mad From The Revelation?
- And then suddenly, "GOTTA TAKE A CAT NAP!"
- When he first fights the Cosmic Decimator, he immediately panics throughout the fight. Especially when the boss goes into space to fire a Wave-Motion Gun that nearly kills him.raocow: Cosmic Decimator? Huh? Why are there these giant enemies fusing- *A giant satellite appears and starts spamming beams* OH NO!
- Are you sure he isn't just Going Mad From The Revelation?
- From Hina's Fluffy Dream:
- At one point, raocow imitates Hina's constant high-pitched noises.
- raocow clears an incredibly frustrating level in World 8. Cue priceless reaction.
- Mega Man Rock Force:
- His reaction to Shock Man's first appearance.Hey, buddy, can I buy you a beer or something?
- "These are all things that you can find in the dictionary under the definition of ...'rabbit'?"
- Mega Man makes an odd face during the opening cutscene. raocow interprets this.
- A few seconds earlier: "Ryu...is reading a piece of bread in front of live television. That's my favorite show."
- After getting the Phantom Flare weapon, he forgets to try it at the end of the next video as with every weapon. People insistently pointed it out and caused him to acknowledge that yes, he forgot it, but that he wasn't going to use it anyway. People kept insisting, and the result was this.
- At the end of the game, Mega Man is forced to kill Justice Man. As he falls on his knees in despair, raocow gives this hilariously unfitting monologue.
- The first two videos have some pretty hilarious reactions to how much of a Game-Breaker Eddie is in the version he played.
- His reaction to Shock Man's first appearance.
- raocow goes on a date. Because of circumstances* , he leaves without paying for his food and bails in a motorized trash can.
- His reaction to the extra bonus planet in Stellar Swing. X PLANET X PLANET X PLANET!
- raocow discovers the inverted castle in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
- raocow learns the consequences of impersonating a priest.
- The entirety of "Glitches Galore" in Toadette Strikes. The kicker is what happens when he beats the level.
- Can't help but notice the spikes. I noticed them.
- Playing Wings of Vi:
- raocow unexpectedly encounters a "Name your character" screen, and accidentally names the heroine "A", a common beginner error. He decides to roll with it.
- raocow's quest to make Vi look as ridiculous as possible with the in-game customization options. By the end of the game she's got stone skin, bee wings, a hard hat, a demon spine-tail, a black hood, and a hilariously out-of-place bunny companion.
- Upon getting the bee wings and hard hat, raocow takes to calling the heroine "A the Safety Bee".
- After abruptly beating the second Myougi fight, raocow just collapses in giggles for no apparent reason.
- The sheer number of nicknames the raocow and the viewers have come up with for the Big Bad, Jeh'Oul. Given the unclear pronunciation of his name, they refer to him as Joel, JJ, Jello, etc.
- raocow stabs Jeh'Oul in the face with a rock spike. Both he and the comments erupt in laughter at Jeh'Oul's expression.
- raocow stabs Jeh'Oul again, this time in the knee, and declares that his adventuring days are now over... then immediately apologizes for making that reference.
- Endless Lampshades on how Vi seems to be the only angel actually capable of doing anything significant, with the other angels just kind of hanging out and doing the bare minimum of actions to proceed while Vi does all the dirty work.
- Playing Super Mario Bros. Crossover, raocow comes up with a new version of hardcore mode called real-lifecore, where if he loses his one life he isn't allowed to play the game anymore. It goes about as well as expected.
- In part 3 of his playthrough of Iji: "Hey buddies, I don't know if you heard about the story here... it's about the GUY that got KICKED and EXPLODED? IT'S A GREAT STORY! Share it with your grandchildren, when they die and join you in HELL!"
- His reaction to being turned into a chicken in Guacamelee!
- During Kirby's Adventure, raocow goes to town with the Back Drop ability after obtaining it, even go so far as to visit a Copy Ability room to suplex the Starman (for Hi-Jump) there.
- Mischief Makers has the player set how old they are when creating a file. raocow sets his to 98 in his playthrough.
- His dissection of the credits image for Donkey Kong '94: "Donkey Kong looks worried."
- raocow's depiction of Dust is that of a socially awkward emo Occidental Otaku whose attempts at sounding dark and gritty are only overshadowed by his love for anime.
- raocow's basic strategy in Dust: An Elysian Tail- Fly around the screen spewing projectiles like he's a bullet hell boss. At least until he inevitably overheats and crashes into the ground.
- He has a field day with fighting Shovel Knight in Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows, reacting to everything the boss in question does in response to his playstyle. The clincher comes when Shovel Knight backstabs Plague Knight at the very end of the fight: at first raocow is shocked, then he just laughs it off.
- His Cuphead LP pokes fun at the shallow comparisons of the game to Dark Souls by naming the episodes after Dark Souls bosses.
- "I just said a sentence there. I had issues with it, but I said it."
- During Celeste, during the optional conversation between Theo and Maddy in Chapter 5, Raocow observes that Theo hadn't said YOLO yet.
- Hollow Knight:
- In one episode, raocow meets Songstress MariSSa, whose dialouge he reads...in MariSa's voice. Then he dream-nails her.
- Later, after earning the King's Brand, he assumes that he can finally get through the black tendrils that have been annoying him throughout the LP. It doesn't work out that way, though at least he does get the appropriate powerup later on.
- The Nailmaster asking the Knight to cut him down with the Pure Nail is just as tragic as you'd expect...until raocow ruins the moment by realizing he effectively lost 4000 Geo by complying.
- His two-second video (!) of one of his attempts to clear the Pantheon of Hallownest is worth a chuckle, if only for its sheer brevity.
- In Wario Land II, he discovers the game can out-nonsequitur even him.Defeat Four Ducks!
raocow (Laughing): You're better than me, game. - RosenkreuzStilette:
- His description of the RKS members Tia is up against:The Kid of Michael, I guess *
Someone at the Gym *
Someone at the Ren-Fair *
Someone at the Fur Con *
Someone at Home, Just Enjoying Some TV *
Someone Taking a Walk Somewhere in the Park *
Wow Seriously *
The Person We Just Fought! * - The finale of the first game starts as Tia frees Talos and is ready to take on Iris on her own turf...and then she inexplicably falls off.
- His description of the RKS members Tia is up against:
- raocow plays Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga as an extreme Glass Cannon build, leveling up his attack at nearly every opportunity and grabbing whatever equipment will boost it even further. And then he gets his hands on the Great Force.Item description raocow: [reading the description of the Great Force item to himself] Oh. Oooh!
[switching to reviewing the Excite Spring item]
raocow: Oh, that's kinda neat.
[switching back to the Great Force, immediately equipping it]
raocow: OOOOOH! - A well timed comment in his playthrough of A Hat in Timeraocow: I believe all the goatmens are cured.
CHAPTER 4: ALPINE SKYLINE
THE ILLNESS HAS SPREAD - The first video of La-Mulana 2, encapsulating within the first 30 seconds everything that would follow.raocow: Something sure exploded over there, should we be worried?
LA-MULANA 2
raocow: triumphantly Oh, we should be worried! - The first time he encounters Priestess Rao◊ in Ōkami, and declares that to be exactly how he really looks. He goes on to express discomfort at her near-constant Jiggle Physics, and disgust at Issun's constant inappropriate comments about her.
- Raocow's gold relic run on "High Time" in Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped sees him reach such levels of Angrycow that he starts to resemble The Angry Video Game Nerd.
- His immediate reaction to "Hot Coco":
- After spending almost an hour on the final boss of Donkey Kong 64 and seeing the bizarre 106% ending sequence, raocow sings along to the DK Rap with his own take on the lyrics:raocow: [in a slurred, disinterested voice] Well, he's finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Get your hands together if you wanna clap
Because this game is kinda crap. - He has a field day throughout Ape Out, but special mention goes to "Ding Ding Ding;" As he's brutally murdering guards that pop out of the namesake elevator:How about some ding? How about some dong!?
- By Disc Four, he is well and truly into the groove:Alright-wait, we're gonna be on a boat?! How can you justify-ah, there's ways to justify that. Also, you don't need to justify that.
- By Disc Four, he is well and truly into the groove:
- His first encounter with the tripmine warehouse maze in Black Mesa.Scientist: If you intend to go on, then I beg of you- (over din of stuff blowing up) -for all our sake, proceed with extreme caution!Raocow: Guy, you're dead, I don't know if you've noticed!
- raocow promises to be "nice and quiet", as per the requests of the security guard he's helping.
- Just as raocow says he finally feels he's getting the hang of Hotline Miami, a van crashes through the building out of nowhere during the "Chapter Clear" screen, killing him instantly.
- Then, as he goes to collect on the job:Richter: VIPs only tonight! I think you better leave.raocow (indignant): Explain to me how these two bloodied corpses are very important, or people, in any way.
- Then, as he goes to collect on the job:
- Right after reading Chapter 7 of the Super Mario Galaxy storybook (see Heartwarming.raocow), he tears into Rosalina for ending on a Wham Line.
- In Super Mario Galaxy 2, he summarizes the failure message of Tall Trunk's Purple Coin Slide thusly:
- Nice work! Die!
Misc
- In one video, he starts by saying "la la la la la" then pauses and says "wait, that's not right".
- raocow's reaction to watching a platform "kidnap" a Koopa Troopa is quite humorous.
- raocow sings about dancing in a corner all day.
- Right at the end of a serious video about A2MT's Development Hell status: "I'm gonna make Demo dance."
- Every time Bowser speaks in-game, raocow ALWAYS does his "Bowser impersonation", no matter what.
- raocow receives an advent calendar from Talkhaus. The first package is packed so tightly that it requires using a knife to get into. The result? Priceless. It contained a knife.
- Later on, somebody gave him the extremely fanservicey anime Cat Planet Cuties, for obvious reasons.
- During Advent 2016, raocow wasn't the only one to get a gift. In this video, his ceiling fan gets one too!