Japan lends America a bunch of Japanese horror video games. The next morning, Japan goes to check on him, certain he's been completely terrified, when he sees America as a shibito. (Of course, just to scare Japan.)
China complains about his fellow nations to what seems to be a panda toy and ends with, "But the worst is Russia! He's planning to stab me in the back, no doubt about it!" Then said panda takes off its mask, revealing itself to be Russia in a costume, who exclaims, "How did you find out?"
Russia making the famous 'Sit and you Die' chair explode by sitting on it and being more evil than it.
Germany "proposing" to Italy. While a shocked waiter looks on. And Italy looking like completely like a fish out of water. It had to be Hungary Lampshading the fact that it would be so damn hilarious that really turned the funny up to 11. That is all.
The strip that describes how the Nordics band together to create a product. Finland designs, Sweden builds, Denmark sells, Norway criticizes. Iceland? He sits around with munchies. "What? Were you expecting me to do something?"
When England reluctantly appears at America's birthday party. The two share a somewhat dramatic, somewhat angsty discussion of how the day makes England sick. England hands over a gift bag and leaves. America opens it, commenting that it's probably an "old man" present. A boxing glove on a spring pops out and punches him smack in the face.
This troper never had so much respect for England before that strip.
April Fools 2011. France in nothing but cat ears? Normal. America running around practically naked and Iggy-iggy in a nurse dress? Fanservice. China dressed as a girl? Dude Looks Like a Lady. Russia in a MINI DRESS, and what look like mouse ears? CMOF.
Also from the fourth manga volume: Hungary, Ukraine and Liechtenstein discuss national dresses. The last one is the famous Crete dress code that had the women exposing their breasts. Poor, poor Liechtenstein.
Even funnier if you notice the reference to FEMEN of Ukraine.
France (to Italy who has asked what intercourse means) "You don't know? It's something you do with someone you like. DO YOU LIKE ME, ITALY?" *cue creepy ass grin*
America attempting to treat England's cold with a hamburger to the face.
Italy ends up in a crate again after America and England get tired keeping him prisoner and send him back to Germany. With a card that says "FUCK" on it.
From Hetaween 2011, Romano giving a whole new meaning to the trope Badass Grandma.
There's a strip where Lithuania falls asleep on Russia's couch and wakes up to Russia who for once is in a mostly-sane mood and it shows that Russia is capable of kindness toward Lithuania. They talk about dreams, and Lithuania falls asleep again, only to wake up resting on the shoulder of a panda instead of Russia.
Japan's reaction in this strip to Italy trying to get him to smile. "What are you trying to make me do?!!"
Molassia from the Micronations mini-event. Normal and calm one minute, badass and cursing the next.
All of the April Fool's events. Spain's news reporting, Prussia's blog, Fool's Bath 2011...
The book strip where England recalls how cute America was as a kid. Specifically, a memory in which England brings him a math textbook and young America tells him with a smile, "Dwop dead, Engwand!"
This is followed by a memory of England telling a young America that he's raising paint and newspaper taxes, while America cheerfully replies "Drop dead, England!" The strip then cuts back to present time, where America is poking England's face and saying "Drop dead, England!"
Made even funnier in the American travel book, where "Drop dead, England!" is instead translated to "Fuck you, UK!"
The "Red Devil" strip, when Germany has noticed that N. Italy has thrown the pin instead of the grenade.
Episode 1: England's "Take this! BRITANNIA FORK!" has to be funniest line in this episode. Also, America stating that no one is allowed to disagree with his plan to stop global warming.
Episode 2: Germany hitting Italy with the butt of his rifle and saying "I won't be tricked! Go to hell, you damn pasta-loving bastard!" Also, him opening the door for Italy seeing if he wants to escape and Italy just flirts with girls and comes back.
"I'm a tomato box fairy! I'm here to be your friend!"
Episode 3: Italy's song for Germany in and not to mention how Germany sends Italy back in a package after hearing the song. Or how Germany is making clocks to pay back France and keeps saying how happy he is that he was able to get rid of "that guy" (Italy) and Italy floating past him in a weird manner.
Episode 4: Italy checking on his friend Japan when they're in a hot spring. After praising Japan's ability to turn everything into miniature models, he looks down and says "Oh, that too?" while in the hot spring. Japan is embarrassed at such remarks and beats the crap out of him.
Episode 5: Italy making preparations for being Germany's ally but he only brings pasta, pasta sauce and wine. The next time he makes preparations he brings the same things and Germany yells "It's the same!", and Italy responds with "No, this time it's better! This time I added pizza!" And then he asks Italy if he has anything else they can use and Italy says "I only have Machiavelli." Germany says "I'm sorry but we can't use him."
Italy making "preparations for war" by making white flags for him and Germany to wave meaning they surrender.
Italy trying to become Germany's ally, Germany throwing Italy out, and Italy getting thrown back. Also, his completely happy response "Germany, I was thrown back!"
Episode 6: Austria saying "I will now express my anger and disgust with you through the piano." there's then a long sequence of Austrian Piano Playing.
Austria(After finishing his piece): Do you understand now?
Germany, Italy and Japan are roasting marshmallows on the beach. In the background, soft piano music is playing. Germany talks about how he never wants to go home anymore now that Austria lives with him, and wonders how Austria is doing right now. Italy points out that Austria "has been right over there the whole time, you know." Pan to Austria... who is playing the piano music. "How did I not notice him!?!?!"
Episode 7: Romano's mustache. 'Nuff said.
Episode 8: Italy tells Germany over the phone "There was a pretty girl so I hit on her. But then, it was France in disguise!"
Italy sums up the North African campaign in one phone call to Germany:
Italy: Germany! Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces! And what's even worse: Britain is here!
Episode 13: Germany telling Italy that, to keep your allies, you must sometimes be gentle, and sometimes be strict. This is reenacted with Italy doing both attitudes to a cat he's holding.
Germany: Sometimes, with discipline!
Italy: Decipline! Got it! Naughty Puki, naughty Puki, naughty Puki, Puki Sweetie~ *Cat licks him* AAH! That really hurts! Help me, Germany, he's attacking me! Make it stop! Boy, it hurts so bad!
Germany: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ITALY!?
England accidentally summoning Russia when trying to curse Germany.
Episode 14: "Oh no! Now the Spanish and Greek have started to chat to each other!"
Episode 16: On the unintentional side of things, the "English" preview for America Cleans Out His Closet. Once this troper realized it wasn't in Japanese (hence the sudden lack of subtitles), she nearly popped a blood vessel in her eye. The line that took the cake, however, was undoubtedly. "I CAN HANDER IT."
Episode 19: From Italy's training regimen to Canada's introduction to Italy failing at spying at the Allies' table (while Canada is in the background acting nonchalant and silly).
Episode 21: Sealand talking with Lithuania on how to be acknowledged as a nation, random cut to Russia eavesdropping with one of the creepiest "=D" faces ever.
Episode 26: England's drunken flailing and crying right in front of America. The next day, he's so ashamed, he wants to die and promises to give up drinking. That, and he has a huge hangover.
Episode 29: Russia jumping out of a plane without a parachute while screaming "VODKAAA!!!!" and saying that he'll be okay because there's snow on the ground and snow is soft. He ends up getting hurt.
Episode 37: Italy is worried that Germany might forget him and France tells him not to worry he just needs to drop his pants and show him his ass.
Even better? Italy actually goes and does it... Off screen, of course.
Episode 43: The following when Belarus states her reasoning for why she returned:
Belarus: Although I left with Big Sis it seems just natural for me to be with you after all.
Belarus: *interrupting* I'll stay with you, Big Brother. I'll stay by your side forever.
Russia: What? Thanks. Will you really stay by my side?
Belarus: *sparkling with hands clasped and smiling* I'd be even better if you married me and let me be even closer to you.
World Series episode 17: "Running Away With Su-san" was amusing enough, but then it got animated. From the sparkly, dating sim-esque title, to Finland's amazing scream at Sweden's face (with Scare Chord!), to the climax, in which Sweden drapes his arm over Finland as the first movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony plays.
World Series episode 30: The G8 meeting. England glares at Russia. Russia simply grabs Englands glare-arrows and eats them like popcorn.
Belarus' allergic reaction to Kumajiro, who interrupts Canada to ask for a snack.
World Series episode 34: In the World series, where England is trying to escape from Italy. He seems quite confident, since he just got some unintentional advice from Germany, and then he orders something from a cafe. The moment he orders ale, Germany jumps at him and wraps the guy's head with the newspaper he was hidden behind.
World Series episode 35: Germany wrestling with a naked Italy. "DIE!"
World Series episode 39: After Italy modifies a car it shoots him into the sky and he screams "Ve!" the whole way. And then there's how Germany thinks Italy is gone forever when he just gets stuck in a tree.
World Series episode 42: Spain and France are about to engage in an epic battle over Romano. Just before France and Spain start fighting, Spain's pet bullheadbutts France, which makes Spain the winner of the battle.
World Series episode 51: The polar bear gnawing on Russia's head.
The Beautiful World episode 3: specifically, Prussia playing broom-guitar and dancing and singing/cheering in the background while Austria talks to Germany. It's a brief scene, but it must be seen to be believed.
Arguably, some of the eyecatches (not so much in the dub), especially those for more minor characters. Some examples: Ukraine either sounds squeaky or like she's about to burst into tears, Belarus is apparently a demon, Canada is whispering, Prussia is shouting, the Baltic Trio shows up together sounding like they've got guns pointed at their heads, and Iceland pops up three times consecutively in the movie, with his puffin, no less.
Japan's horrendously Yodel Land-esqueImagine Spot of Switzerland was funny enough in the manga, but the animated version must be seen to be believed.
The latest episode has this gem from Poland:
Poland: "Like, show me your penis and junk."
Anytime Italy gets out his white flag and waves it because it means he surrenders.
France (to England about the marriage certificate) "No, it's not a marriage certificate, IT'S A CALENDER!"
"THIS WEATHERMAN IS PREDICTING A 99% CHANCE OF SHITSTORM, AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!"
Episode 8: After the UK uses Italy to capture Germany he interrogates Italy and Germany separately, and Italy exposed that Germany is pretty much a Covert Pervert.
Germany: Before I tell you, I've have somezing I vant to say. It goes a little somezing like zis: Lick mein balls!
Italy: Aaah! Why are you pointing a gun at me!? I've already told you I'll tell you everything I know, which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't shoot me, PLEASE!"
Germany: Do your vorst! Compared to my everyday life, your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito!
Italy: Yeah, he's kind of a sadist; actually he's an intense super kind of sadist with a lot of hardcore books and DVDs! You can't guess what I've seen living with him! There was one video I saw that had dogs in it! He really likes tying people up too, and I'm sure you know what that means! Up until recently his government endorsed bestiality with all of its soldiers!
Germany: *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant*
Germany (Later to Italy): I hate you and your ass face.
And England's reaction to this strategy and the ensuing "discussion"...
England: No thanks. I'll won't be a part of one of your half-wit schemes.
America: Why do you hate me? Are you still pissed of about that whole "Revolutionary War" thing?
England: Since you're illiterate and not our leader mostly my mind wonders while you're speaking. Like recalling how we burnt your capital to the ground in 1814.
England: Sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you'll likely be in a few more years on your strictly hamburger diet.
America: Uh- Since we're all sharing our feelings... Those pastries you served me when I visited your house the other day? They tasted like petrified couch stuffing.
England: BASTARD! Those scones were a recipe passed down by my mumsy!
America: *Being choked* Those things were supposed to be scones!?
France: When you two are done releasing sexual tensions, we have got a meeting we need to finish!
Britain: *Sigh* No surprise, the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all! I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with.
Flying Mint Bunny: Hi there!
Britain: Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come here to try and cheer me up!? Huh?
Flying Mint Bunny: I wanted to see you, Britain, so I flew right over!
Britain: This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders this go around, okay? I'm serious, guys!
America: Hey, Britain! Can I talk to you for a second?
Britain: Hey! No fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling. You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough! Take that big, goofy kiss face to your little leprechaun friend, since he's the only one who cares! Kidding~ Seriously, you're all nutbugers! What am I to do with you! AHAHAHAHA!
Episode 12: Germany training Japan and Italy, while Britain is spying on them.
Germany: Britain wants you to acknowledge his bastard child as your own. What do you do?
Britain: Hahaha. Stupid Germany. I'm SAS. When it comes to spying, no one is better than Britain! Cheers~ Ha! That was all too easy. Now I shall observe their top secret training.
Germany: What do you do? Britain is slowly closing in on you, but he's dressed up for Carnival and swishing his hips!
Britain: Why must you insist upon interrupting me all the time!? Do you have some kind of grudge against me!?
Russia: No! Uhhhhhh... Wait a second. Yes I do.
Britain: My grudge is more important than your grudge! I won't let you revengious interruptious! Now! The British curse of food and bad tea! *Japan is grilling something in the background but nothing happens*
Russia: Ha~ *Stares at Japan* Aaaaaa~
Britain: No! Stop! I'm cursing!
Japan: *Clutches stomach* Ugh, my berry.
Russia: Ha~ Alright. Ready to begin.
Britain: Ahaha. That's some really spooky stuff there, chap!
Japan: I can't berieve zis! Put some crows on at once! Bare skin in public dishonours the ghost of your ancestor!
Italy: Aww~ But I'm hot and I'm Italian and all the chicks dig it! Why don't you get naked?
Japan: I couldn't possibry show a strange man my groin cloth! I'm begging you to put some crows on! I could see to your deviant need to sleep in bed completery nude aready! I give up. Mr. Germany! You have to say something to him, prease!
Germany: Hm? Hey Japan. Can I vash your back?
Japan: No. It's crean. *Thinking* Nakedness in Western Culture will arso take some getting used to.
England: Ugh... Am I Catholic... or Protestant...? God, I don't know!
Waiter: 'Scuse me, is he okay?
America: He always gets like this when he starts drinking.
England: You don't know me! I'm United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!
America: Dude, calm down!
England: Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old frog face was treating you so I saved your ass. Thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-un. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME YOU JUST WANTED TO TELL ME NOT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAYS I THINK THAT'S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!
England: (Later) *Shivering* Why won't the light just shut up? I swear I'm never going to drink again... Someone please kill me...
America: Dude can party!
Episode 27: Germany chasing off England, France, and Bulgaria for hitting Italy with a stick.
Germany: Hey, hold on a sec, Bulgaria! Aren't you part of the Axis?
Bulgaria: Yeah, but take a look at him and tell me you haven't wanted to do the same thing.
Latvia: I'm glad everyone treated you well. We were all placing bets on whether they'd call you a drunkard or bring up Lake Placid and the Miracle on Ice!
Lithuania and Estonia: THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET!!!
Fat Christmas, I mean America.
America: "Dude, Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right here! First, we x-out the "Christ part to make it extreme! Then, we shop and eat stuff until we're sick! Want to shovel down some X-mas cake to get in the spirit?!
Christmas in Godless Russia.
Russia: "December 25th is just like any other day at my house, da? Our big winter celebration is called Epiphany. On January 7th when the wise men visited the baby Jesus. But instead of that story we teach kids a version of pagan beliefs using a guy called Dyed Moroz, or Father Frost, who preforms witch-craft if you make dolls of him.
Italy: "Wow, that's amazing!
Russia: "Tradition says that those dolls will start moving after 25 days.
Germany: "What the hell!? Christmas is freaking crazy in Russia!
Italy: "Please hold me...
Even Godless-er China.
China: Christmas trees are illegal in my country. It kinda sucks.
Episode 38: When Italy writes Germany a very heartfelt letter about how he fears that Germany will forget about him because of a dream he had, Germany is visibly upset and tells Japan (who found the letter but couldn't make out the handwriting) that it was written by Italy and that something is troubling him. Japan looks shocked and gasps "Italy is literate?!?"
Italy to Germany: "Oh, how cool! I didn't know you were 'telepathetic'!"
"Germany, where did the pinky swear come from?" "Japan. Never ask him to elephant swear."
Italy: Hey, Germany! What are you doing? Can we go play football? Can we?
Germany: Nein, I'm reading.
Italy: But it's so pretty outside! Let's play football! Hey~ Germany, play football, Germany~ Hey~ Football, Germany~ Germany, Football~
Germany: ARE YOU VANTING ME TO GAS YOU!?
After England's apparently died:
America: Dude, Britain is totally dead!! Let's go get a drink to celebrate! *Britain sits up* See? I told you he would wake up if we did that!
World Series episode 1: As Prussia finishes reading his diary:
Prussia: Man, I was super cute when I was little! Aw heck, I still am!
Boss: OH! This beast compound my senses! Surely there are none left that top the queerness of camel!
China: But I have one more! A giraffe! A hideous freak of nature!
World Series episode 32: This exchange after the Italian brothers catch Britain:
Romano: You're the one who caught him, dumbass, so you're the one who gets to take care of him.
Italy: What?! There's no way I can do it alone! You have to help me!
Romano: You are so stupid! Next time you want to catch someone, make sure you actually want to, buttcrotch!
Italy: What was I supposed to do?! He was trapped in a hole someone dug in front of my house! It's the only way I could ever win a fair fight!
World Series episode 33: After Germany catches England escaping the first time, he begins to lecture Italy and Romano about how he has to train them some more. While he tells them this, in a completely serious voice, Italy is sobbing loudly and Romano is screaming while punching him. Germany breaks off mid-sentence to shout at them "AND WILL YOU SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?"
The guy he's serving just got dumped by his girlfriend and, since Spain can't sense the mood, he acts cheerful through the whole thing, even though the guy looks like he's about to cry.
Spain: Oh, wow! Are you really a customer, mister? Yes! You are one! Sorry, it's been a long time! I'm so glad! *Pants back* let me touch your back!
Spain: You know, because of the bad economy nothing's really been happening,
Spain: ...but things are looking up now!
Spain: Oh yeah! I made this shirt after our king told Venezualan to shut up! Isn't that just awesome!? I'm telling you man! It's like the real people! *Guy puts on the shirt* Wow! It looks so good on you!
Spain: I want to send on of these shirts to Venezualan, too. You look so cool that I definitely want to go on a date with you, I mean, if I were a girl!
Spain: Now, coffee! I'll go get you some for you! Just sit tight, okay?
Spain: Oh! Well, this is embarrassing! Since I haven't had many customers, I've only got instant coffee!
Guy: Life...is meaningless...
"My boss and Italy's boss, both fabulous dancers and narcissists..."
Romano's reaction to Russia touching Italy: "Touch of death!"
"Before we go on to the history lesson, instead of saying one joke, i'll tell you two punchlines!"
"I want a brother, or at least a pet sugar glider!" Courtesy of none other than Latvia.
Poland: They filled me in. So, you're Sweden, huh? Do you have a pair on you or what? You can't just show up and try to take what's rightfully mine! Estonia and Latvia are staay-iiinng!"
Sweden: How come.
Poland: What? How come? Well...it's like this....I mean...I...they both belong to me...and I don't like you! So...I will never, like, ever, give them to you, so sit on that!
Sweden: I see...
This is followed by a three-second stare-down from Sweden before Poland cowers behind Lithuania.
That entire scene is hilarious, from Germany refusing to believe that the "weirdo" in his bedroom is Rome ("It's zat kind of attitude, my only option is to shoot you in ze head!") to Germany trying to convince himself that the entire encounter is All Just a Dream, to Rome asking why Germany isn't sleeping with many beautiful women and getting a response of "I VILL PUNCH YOU IN ZE THROAT!"
Though he does only say that when Rome questions his heterosexuality. Not that that's an unfair assumption, considering where Italy was.
Rome: So tell me. what kind of a man doesn't have a women in bed with him every night? When I was your age, I had a plethora of a lovely ladies around me. Oh? Are you not into girls?
Germany: I VILL PUNCH YOU IN ZE SROAT!
Rome: Oh, come one now. Don't be so sensitive! No one here's a judging! There's nothing wrong with playing for another team. And everone likes to experiment a little, except me, of course.
Germany: You sound just like France...
Rome: Well, there's always a little bit of the self-love, is there not?
Germany: NO VAY!
Rome: OH!? You masturbate! Everyone a takes care of the business not and again! Masturbation is a natural!
Germany: THAT"S DISGUSTING!
Rome: You must be a saint~
Does anyone love the special commentator tracks J. Michael Tatum (France) and Scott Freeman (England) did together as much as me? These two need to be in a room together more often!
Tatum: Now it's marriage where you like it or not. *Laughs* This is... wow. That's terrible.
Tatum: Please uh, ladies and gentlemen, don't ever actually do that to anyone, uh, in loo of marriage.
Freeman: Unless they refuse, because how else are you going to get what you want unless you, you know, force it upon them?
Tatum: But you have to be smooth about it! You can't be like "hey!" and just grab them like France did. You have to be all like, you know "hey, does this rag smell funny to you?"
Random Soldier: Everyone start freaking out! Prussia's here!
Prussia: SUCK IT LOSERS!
"MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR" — No truer words have ever been spoken.
When Finland tries to tell about how there's a mysterious child wandering around the colonies in the New World, and France is more interested in the fact that he caught a fish with only his hands. France then goes on to suggest that the child is a new nation, but not before lamenting how the fish got away and fell back in the river.
France: Oh crap, my fish!
From that same episode, a little before:
Finland:[crying] Seriously, you guys, this isn't funny anymore. It's so mean and cruel and stupid!
France: *sigh* Tell us what happened, Finland.
England: Did you get your head stuck in the butter churn again?
The bloopers for Season 3.
Especially the little kids at the end! "My name is __ and this is the worst word I know:" The words are: stupid, cupcake, cookies, suck (sucker!), butt, and shit. ("Say wha?" "I coulda said a worse word. Ass.")
"You fell. I laugh. Ho ho."
"My voice! I'm going through PUBERTY, BABY!"
"But even if he is a Michael Tatum, he's still a person!" Immediately afterward, we hear Tatum's reaction edited in.
Christopher Bevins (Japan) screaming "FUCK!" while still in character.
Japan and America mess up one right after the other, in the same scene. The bloopers are edited together.
"He actually did Spain in the ass no less than four times."
"... Britain *pause* FUDGE A DUCK." (Courtesy of Hetalia's lovely Narrator)
"...by vomiting all over Russia."
"America taught me how to print, slash, steal le fuck you!"
When France sees Switzerland chasing Italy with a rifle. "Someone got ze farmer's daughter pregnant again..."
"Ahahaha! I got a shield mothafucker!"
"I had sex, which is the important thing..."
(Vic as) Greece is not even trying to be subtle about wanting in Japan's kimono.
Japan's reactions whenever Greece does this. In comparison to the manga, where they're practically dating, and the sub, where his feelings are more ambiguous, dub Japan hits the perfect combination of mild disgust and acceptance that Greece is just "that" kind of friend.
Spain: You're missing the jewels comPLETELY!...[Thinking] No. He got 'em with that last one. The pain is going to start flooding in any second now.......there it is. Why the delay, I wonder? And why is Romano so upset with me? He must have found out I wanted to trade him. As soon as I can move again, I'll apologize.
When Spain goes to "support" Romano after the latter finds out that there's no pasta or tomatoes to eat, and we see one of the few times where Romano is genuinely happy to see Spain instead of the verbal abuse he usually throws at him. And Spain's support? A cheering up magic spell in which he outsretches his arms and says three times: "Spell! Spell! Spell!" And the usually mouthy Romano? He's stunned into silence.
In one episode, all the Germans start to act like the world is ending when Germany won't drink beer (one of them even screams "THE VORLD IS COMING TO AN END!") only for Prussia to show up and try to prove them wrong. Needless to say, Hilarity Ensues.
Soldier: Germany! You look awful man! Have a beer, that will help!
Germany: Hey, you know what? That does sound good! I think I will have one! *Hears Japan eating and stops reaching for beer* No... Thank you, but, give it to my big brother instead.
Soldier: WHA!? *Runs over to a group of people* Guys! We're in trouble!
Other Soldiers: Huh?
Soldier: Germany just told me he didn't want beer!
Other Soldiers: Ah! *Yelling and Unintelligible words* The world is coming to an end!
Prussia: Calm down, freaks! Him and I share the same awesome blood, which is made of beer! No way Germany turned it down! I'll check on him and show you! Watch and see losers! *Goes up to Germany* Hey, brohas! Rumour has it your not drinking beer! What's that about? A-HA-HA-HA-HA! Did someone threaten you? How fun.
Germany: Don't take it personally, but could you please stay away from me with that?
Prussia: HUH!? But today's beer is better than it normally is! Come on! You at least have to have a taste!
Germany: No, please! I can't even look at it! Just go away!
Prussia: Uh!? Wait! How can you turn down a perfectly good beer! BEER! BEER! Don't try to deny it! Nope! It's beer! Your favourite thing in the whole world! O-okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out! I can't take it! If you don't drink any I'll make a new rule! One that will have you running through the streets naked! ... I can't believe that didn't work on you... You hate all things that are nude and fun... *Drinks his beer*
Germany: Go away... Just leave me alone!
Prussia: *Spits beer on Germany's face* Germany refusing to drink beer! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! *Reappears with a bandaid on his head* You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. The awesome taste of this stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes! ...yep...it's so true...I love it... This one's salty, though.
This Troper always cracks up when he hears Prussia shouting "CALM DOWN, FREAKS!" (due to how randomly he called them "freaks").
The scene with France crossdressing. That is all.
The dub of the "Besame!" scene. Chibi Romano may have been adorable in the original, but he's hilarious in the dub.
Chibi Romano: Besame, baby! Kiss me, kiss me! Smoochy smoochy! Kissy kissy... Besame me! Kiss my face! Besame! Kiss my face right now! KIIIIISSSSS MMMMEEEEEEEE! KIIIIISSSSY FAAAAACE!
Young!England watching France spin around:
Young!England: Pretty dresses aren't really my thing, but you go girl!
The Narrator's response:
Narrator: In the 11th Century—I know, "snore"—but this involves fashion and crossdressing so it's like history but fun! In the 11th Century, dudes started dressing like girls, in long fluttering tunics that the intellectuals hated because they set the nethers free, if you catch my drift. Due to the Norman Conquest anything cool in France would end up in Britain where it got twisted into something somehow less fashionable but more gay. ^_^
For an episode of World Series, Todd Haberkorn was announced absent at the last minute so they got Eric Vale to come in to do an "impression" of Todd (though he sounds more like Vic Mignogna) and Jamie Marchi and Christopher Bevins simply riffed on him with amusing questions!
Eric!Todd: Well, I think of how Vic Mignogna would do it, and then do the complete opposite!
World Series 46 involves J. Michael Tatum and the ADR director going into a rapid discussion about cod pieces.
In one of the commentaries, Eric Vale admits that Hetalia has made him start eating hamburgers again after years of being a vegatarian.
Eric said that he got the voice of America as such
Eric Vale: I think because of my personality I usually end up playing douchebags, and then everyone calls it 'typecasting'.
Ukraine: I am sorry. My big boobies make my back hurt so I didn't think I could perform well.
Romano had his memetic "WHAT THE CRAPOLA HAPPENED HERE?! And where is my stupid brother, anyway?" before getting turned into a Pictonian.
His shout of "ASSHOLES!" that immediately follows him being turned into a Pictonian. Looks like there are some people that they can't completely take over.
Greece's sole line before getting turned is "I love cats. Is that so wrong?" Made better by the fact that this line is completely random and he is surrounded by about a dozen cats as it is delivered.
Poland happily greeting his pony only to be taken aback by its lack of eyes (due to it being pictified).
Finland's adorable little "Ho ho ho!" moments after he gets turned.
The fact that the Pictonians cannot attack Switzerland and Liechtenstein because of Switzerland's neutrality (which manifests itself as a giant force-field over his country) is both funny andawesome at the same time.
There's something adorably funny about the opening scene with Iceland sitting there with his puffin perched on his head for no apparent reason.
The scene is followed by a triple Iceland eyecatch.
Prussia: Hey, hey, heey! It's dance time, I'm AWESUM! Ze popular singing show made for me und also by me because I am awesum Prussia! Now, let's get us stared, shall ve? Today we've got Ukraine and Belarus! zay're singing...CARROT UND A STICK!!! ......... CARROT UND... A STICK!
Guy: Sorry sir. They cancelled last minute.
Prussia: ZEY DID VAT!? WHO DO ZEY TSINK ZEY ARE, SE VHITE STRIPES?!"
When France and England are caught on the Pictonian's mothership, and England correctly predicts that there is a way to escape. Cure a rope falling from the top of the screen for no reason at all, which England doesn't find the least bit odd. And then, when he pulls it, they fall down a trap door.
When they enter the room and see a holograph of the Earth.
The rants for and against Harry Potter must be heard to be believed.
Especially how J. Michael Tatum (who really doesn't like the series) keeps interrupting himself, mid-rant, to laugh about how he'll never be able to leave the recording studio again, lest the people outside kick his ass for what he's been saying.
Jamie Marchi: You know if JK Rowling ever heard this and then you two met, she's probably fight you.
J. Michael Tatum: If JK Rowling and I get into a fight, guess who's gonna fucking win!
Speaking of the commentaries, there's also the discussion Eric Vale, Jerry Jewell, and Jamie Marchi have about childhood experiences jumping off of roofs. Jamie tells about how she jumped off of the roof of her house to prove that she was One Of The Guys. Eric jumped in an attempt to fly like Superman, even tying a bedsheet to himself, like a cape (to which he was told "at least you had something to mop up the blood with"). Jerry leaped off of some playground equipment and landed in such a way that his foot broke in half, leading to the others joking that he was down to six inches and only had a "fo" left.
Germany: I think I heard a few disturbing words in that last sentence...but I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
America: *screaming in the distance*
Denmark: You hear a bird just now?
Norway: That's a bird, all right.
Germany: How did you get a bird from that?
When they find America..
Germany: What happened to you America?
America: England you IDIOOOOTTTT!!!!
Germany: I think I can imagine what happened now...
America: *still screaming/sobbing in distress* Why did this happen!? This is WRONG! This is just plain WRONG!!
Japan: *in a soothing tone* Now, now...Look! Here's some candy that old ladies always carry with them, but you don't know where they buy them from!
America: *takes candy* Eh, oh... Yeah, where do they buy this stuff..?
Japan: Have you calmed down now, America?
America: Y-yeah... A little...
Germany: What kind of comforting method was that...?
Japan: Tis a technique native only to Japan!
Hetalia Fantasia 3:
China briefly being distracted from telling the other Allies that Canada has been kidnapped to ponder if he is 4000 or 5000 years old.
America: What happened was blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda!
France: Wh-what was that?!
England: No way! That actually happened?!
Russia: What does "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" mean?
England: Get a clue, Russia! When America and Japan got in touch with this weirdo player online, not only was he incredibly strong, delusional and emo, but he kicked the ever living crap out of the already strong America and Japan! That's what he said!
America: If you say all of that, then what the hell was the point of me saying "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" to save time?!