Japan lends America a bunch of Japanese horror video games. The next morning, Japan goes to check on him, certain he's been completely terrified, when he sees America as a shibito. (Of course, just to scare Japan.)
The fact that America fears Dora the Explorer makes This Troper laugh very hard.
China complains about his fellow nations to what seems to be a panda toy and ends with, "But the worst is Russia! He's planning to stab me in the back, no doubt about it!" Then said panda takes off its mask, revealing itself to be Russia in a costume, who exclaims, "How did you find out?" (link)
Russia making the famous 'Sit and you Die' chair explode by sitting on it and being more evil than it.
Germany "proposing" to Italy. While a shocked waiter looks on. And Italy looking like completely like a fish out of water. It had to be Hungary Lampshading the fact that it would be so damn hilarious that really turned the funny up to 11. That is all.
A child Prussia thinks he's found an equally young Hungary's weakest spot. And what he DOES discover is... well, VERYunexpected.
The Brick Joke in "Black Ships" about America making friends with whales and England's subsequent emotional kick in the groin when America rejects his offer of friendship.
France, after getting a picture of Switzerland sleeping, gets caught. His Reaction◊.
Not to mention France trying to undress Russia◊. Of course, he wisely stops.◊
All of themochicomics are as hilarious as the are bizarre. "I just thought, 'it's a lettuce.' I was wrong. It's my daddy." The aliens sum it up pretty well: "Oh god... wtf"
"Gracias! Me gusta mucho el tomate."
Belarus' lovely When She Smiles moment...before she mercilessly attacks Finland.
The strip that describes how the Nordics band together to create a product. Finland designs, Sweden builds, Denmark sells, Norway criticizes. Iceland? He sits around with munchies. "What? Were you expecting me to do something?"
When England reluctantly appears at America's birthday party. The two share a somewhat dramatic, somewhat angsty discussion of how the day makes England sick. England hands over a gift bag and leaves. America opens it, commenting that it's probably an "old man" present. A boxing glove on a spring pops out and punches him smack in the face.
This troper never had so much respect for England before that strip.
April Fools 2011. France in nothing but cat ears? Normal. America running around practically naked and Iggy-iggy in a nurse dress? Fanservice. China dressed as a girl? Dude Looks Like a Lady. Russia in a MINI DRESS, and what look like mouse ears? CMOF.
Also from the fourth manga volume: Hungary, Ukraine and Liechtenstein discuss national dresses. The last one is the famous Crete dress code that had the women exposing their breasts. Poor, poor Liechtenstein.
Even funnier if you notice the reference to FEMEN of Ukraine.
France (to Italy who has asked what intercourse means) "You don't know? It's something you do with someone you like. DO YOU LIKE ME, ITALY?" *cue creepy ass grin*
America attempting to treat England's cold with a hamburger to the face.
Italy ends up in a crate again after America and England get tired keeping him prisoner and send him back to Germany. With a card that says "FUCK" on it.
From Hetaween 2011, Romano giving a whole new meaning to the trope Badass Grandma.
There's a strip where Lithuania falls asleep on Russia's couch and wakes up to Russia who for once is in a mostly-sane mood and it shows that Russia is capable of kindness toward Lithuania. They talk about dreams, and Lithuania falls asleep again, only to wake up resting on the shoulder of a panda instead of Russia.
Japan's reaction in this strip to Italy trying to get him to smile. "What are you trying to make me do?!!"
Molassia from the Micronations mini-event. Normal and calm one minute, badass and cursing the next.
All of the April Fool's events. Spain's news reporting, Prussia's blog, Fool's Bath 2011...
The book strip where England recalls how cute America was as a kid. Specifically, a memory in which England brings him a math textbook and young America tells him with a smile, "Dwop dead, Engwand!"
This is followed by a memory of England telling a young America that he's raising paint and newspaper taxes, while America cheerfully replies "Drop dead, England!" The strip then cuts back to present time, where America is poking England's face and saying "Drop dead, England!"
Made even funnier in the American travel book, where "Drop dead, England!" is instead translated to "Fuck you, UK!"
The "Red Devil" strip, when Germany has noticed that N. Italy has thrown the pin instead of the grenade.
This exchange from episode 6 of World Series. Please do note that all the characters are in chibi-form:
Narrator: Suddenly, China turned around and saw Russia settling in, like the slow and steady terror that he is. It must have been really scary. *In a bad Chinese accent* Hang in there, China!
In an episode of the animated Axis Powers Hetalia, Germany/Italy/Japan are roasting marshmallows on the beach. In the background, soft appropriate music is playing. Germany talks about how he never wants to go home anymore now that Austria lives with him, and wonders how Austria is doing right now. Italy points out that Austria "has been right over there the whole time, you know." Pan to Austria... who is playing the piano music. "How did I not notice him!?!?!"
"Oh no! Now the Spanish and Greek have started to chat to each other!"
Episode 19. From Italy's training regimen to Canada's introduction to Italy failing at spying at the Allies' table (while Canada is in the background acting nonchalant and silly).
England's drunken flailing and crying right in front of America. The next day, he's so ashamed, he wants to die and promises to give up drinking.
That, and he has a huge hangover.
England: Will somebody please turn out the light...
On the unintentional side of things, the "English" preview for America Cleans Out His Closet. Once this troper realized it wasn't in Japanese (hence the sudden lack of subtitles), she nearly popped a blood vessel in her eye. The line that took the cake, however, was undoubtedly. "I CAN HANDER IT."
"Running Away With Su-san" was amusing enough, but then it got animated. From the sparkly, dating sim-esque title, to Finland's amazing scream at Sweden's face (with Scare Chord!), to the climax, in which Sweden drapes his arm over Finland as the first movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony plays.
In episode 13 Germany telling Italy that, to keep your allies, you must sometimes be gentle, and sometimes be strict. This is reenacted with Italy doing both attitudes to a cat he's holding.
Germany: Sometimes, with discipline!
Italy: Decipline! Got it! Naught Puki Naughty Puki~ Naughty Puki~ Puki Sweetie~ *Cat licks him* AAH! That really hurts! Help me Germany, he's attacking me! Make it stop! Boy it hurts so bad!
Germany: WHAT's YOUR PROBLEM ITALY!?
Romano's mustache. 'Nuff said.
Arguably, some of the eyecatches (not so much in the dub), especially those for more minor characters. Some examples: Ukraine either sounds squeaky or like she's about to burst into tears, Belarus is apparently a demon, Canada is whispering, Prussia is shouting, the Baltic Trio shows up together sounding like they've got guns pointed at their heads, and Iceland pops up three times consecutively in the movie, with his puffin, no less.
In the World series, where England is trying to escape from Italy. He seems quite confident, since he just got some unintentional advice from Germany, and then he orders something from a cafe. The moment he orders ale, Germany jumps at him and wraps the guy's head with the newspaper he was hidden behind.
Italy's song for Germany in episode 3 and not to mention how Germany sends Italy back in a package after hearing the song. Or how Germany is making clocks to pay back France and keeps saying how happy he is that he was able to get rid of "that guy" (Italy) and Italy floating past him in a weird manner.
World Series episode 35: Germany wrestling with a naked Italy. "DIE!"
Japan's horrendously Yodel Land-esqueImagine Spot of Switzerland was funny enough in the manga, but the animated version must be seen to be believed.
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA~
World Series episode 42 has Spain and France about to engage in an epic battle over Romano. Just before France and Spain start fighting, Spain's pet bullheadbutts France, which makes Spain the winner of the battle.
Anytime Italy gets out his white flag and waves it because it means he surrenders.
France (to England about the marriage certificate) "No, it's not a marriage certificate, IT'S A CALENDER!"
In episode 37 Italy is worried that Germany might forget him and France tells him not to worry he just needs to drop his pants and show him his ass.
Even better? Italy actually goes and does it... Off screen, of course.
Sealand talking with Lithuania on how to be acknowledged as a nation, random cut to Russia eavesdropping with one of the creepiest "=D" faces ever.
Italy tackle-hugging Japan, responded to with Japan acting like he's just lost his virginity. "That was my first time... You must assume responsibility!"
"I'm a tomato box fairy! I'm here to be your friend!"
America: "ICE CREEEEEEEEEEAM~" *trips on banana peel* *splat*
Made more funny by the fact that he somehow breaks his foot by falling on his face.
The Italy brothers getting in a fight, with N. Italy calling Germany for help, and Germany thinking that he's hearing something inappropriate on the other end of the line...
Germany: (Sounding frustrated and disappointed) So it was just hair?
Italy's line just before that and Romano's reaction to it too.
Italy: What's wrong? Germany and Japan never complained about sleeping with me?
Russia writes to France's radio show for advice on love. France, being helpful, offers him a pick up line: "Say 'I want to get to your bed. How should I do it?' and that's it!"
and in the dub:
France: "Finding your next friend could be as easy as saying "Hey! Do you wan't to bare my children?""
England accidentally summoning Russia in episode 13 when trying to curse Germany.
The following from episode 43 when Belarus states her reasoning for why she returned:
Belarus: "Although I left with Big Sis it seems just natural for me to be with you after all."
Russia: "Bela-"
Belarus: (interrupting) "I'll stay with you, Big Brother. I'll stay by your side forever."
Russia: "What? Thanks. Will you really stay by my side?"
Belarus: (sparkling with hands clasped and smiling) "I'd be even better if you married me and let me be even closer to you."
Russia: (disgusted)
Episode 2: Germany hitting Italy with the butt of his rifle and saying "I won't be tricked! Go to hell you damn pasta loving bastard!" Also, him opening the door for Italy seeing if he wants to escape and Italy just flirts with girls and comes back.
World Series Special episode 3: The polar bear gnawing on Russia's head.
Episode 3: Italy trying to become Germany's ally, Germany throwing Italy out, and Italy getting thrown back. Also, his completely happy response "Germany, I was thrown back!"
Episode 6. Austria saying "I will now express my anger and disgust with you through the piano." there's then a long sequence of Austrian Piano Playing.
Austria(After finishing his piece): Do you understand now?
Germany: So your anger is Chopin?
Russia jumping out of a plane without a parachute while screaming "VODKAAA!!!!" and saying that he'll be okay because there's snow on the ground and snow is soft. He ends up getting hurt.
Episode 4. North Italy checking on his friend Japan when they're in a hot spring and remarking on how he is, um, not exactly big down there. In the anime, after praising Japan's ability to turn everything into miniature models, he notices "Oh, that too?" while in the hot spring. Japan is embarrassed at such remarks and beats the crap out of him.
Episode 5: Italy making preparations for being Germany's ally but he only brings pasta, pasta sauce and wine. The next time he makes preparations he brings the same things and Germany yells "It's the same!", and Italy responds with "No, this time it's better! This time I added pizza!. And then he asks Italy if he has anything else they can use and Italy says "I only have Machiavelli." Germany says "I'm sorry but we can't use him." Also, Italy making "preparations for war" by making white flags for him and Germany to wave meaning they surrender.
Episode 1: England's "Take this! BRITANNIA FORK!" has to be funniest line in this episode. Also, America stating that no one is allowed to disagree with his plan to stop global warming.
Episode 39 of World Series. After Italy modifies a car it shoots him into the sky and he screams "Ve!" the whole way. And then there's how Germany thinks Italy is gone forever when he just gets stuck in a tree.
In episode 7 America states about Germany "I bet he's deeply in love with Italy. He's probably chasing after good artwork or Italy's butt. What's so great about his butt? Really, I'm at a loss."
In episode 8 Italy tells Germany over the phone "There was a pretty girl so I hit on her. But then, it was France in disguise!"
Episode 3 of The Beautiful World: specifically, Prussia playing broom-guitar and dancing and singing/cheering in the background while Austria talks to Germany. It's a brief scene, but it must be seen to be believed.
Dub:
Hungry, Prussia, and his crotch cloth.
Hungry: Hey.
Prussia: How lame. It's only Hungary the crap-wad; looking like crap. HA HA HA!
Hungry: Shut up! Someone who is afraid of the ghost of a donut has no right to judge!
Prussia: Oh no! You heard! Like really badly too!
Hungry: Shut up again I'm just fine!
Prussia: Yeah, yeah, I'm awesome but you know that. so don't worry, blah, blah, blah, I will help you,
Hungry: Don't bother! I don't need help from a crap-sicle!
Prussia: Right, speaking of turds, what happened to you anyway? You're looking like total shit!
Hungry: Yeah, well blame turkey and his crew. And, seriously, don't help me. Go away. *Ripping noise*
Prussia: Show me to your wound! I'll wrap it!
Hungry: Of all the parts you could have torn, why did you tear the cloth from that area!?
Prussia: Come on, I'm going to help! Like it or not!
Hungry: NO! Get away from me!
Prussia: You don't mean that! Eh heh heh, No, you're dying to be wrapped in my crotch cloth, who wouldn't be!? AH HA HA HA HA!
Hungry: No means no! I don't want what's been down there close to me!
Prussia: Oh~ It's time to wrap the wound!
Hungry: Get that nasty tainted fabric away from me!
Prussia: Why? It's just an innocent crotch cloth! A HA HA HA- Oh?
Hungry: Huh?
Prussia: Aah.... boobies...
Episode 13:
Britain: Why must you insist upon interrupting me all the time!? Do you have some kind of grudge against me!?
Russia: No! Uhhhhhh... Wait a second. Yes I do.
Britain: My grudge is more important than your grudge! I won't let you revengious interruptious! Now! The British curse of food and bad tea! *Japan is grilling something in the background but nothing happens*
Russia: Ha~ *Stares at Japan* Aaaaaa~
Britain: No! Stop! I'm cursing!
Russia: Aaa~
Japan: *Clutches stomach* Ugh, my berry.
Russia: Ha~ Alright. Ready to begin.
Britain: Ahaha. That's some really spooky stuff there chap!
Episode 11:
Britain: *Sigh* No surprise: The meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all! I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with.
Flying Mint Bunny: Hi there!
Britain: Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come here to try and cheer me up!? Huh?
Flying Mint Bunny: I wanted to see you, Britain, so I flew right over!
Britain: This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders this go around, okay? I'm serious guys!
America: Hey, Britain! Can I talk to you for a second?
Britain: Hey! No fair chewing on my sleeve Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling. You'r naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough! Take that big, goofy kiss face to your little leprechaun friend, since he's the only one who cares! Kidding~ Seriously, you're all nutbugers! What am I to do with you! AHAHAHAHA!
Axis Powers 15
Japan: I can't bereave zis! Put some crows on at once! Bare skin in public dishonours the ghost of your ancestor!
Italy: Aww~ But I'm hot and I'm Italian and all the chicks dig it! Why don't you get naked?
Japan: I couldn't possibry show a strange man my groin cloth! I'm begging you to put some crows on! I could see to your deviant need to sleep in bed completery nude aready! I give up. Mr. Germany! You have to say something to him, prease!
Germany: Hm? Hey Japan. Can I vash your back?
Japan: No. It's crean. *Thinking* Nakedness in Western Culture will arso take some getting used to.
Episode 12: Germany training Japan and Italy, while Britain is spying on them.
Germany: Britain wants you to acknowledge his bastard child as your own. What do you do?
Britain: Hahaha. Stupid Germany. I'm SAS. When it comes to spying, no one is better than Britain! Cheers~ Ha! That was all too easy. Now I shall observe their top secret training.
Germany: What do you do? Britain is slowly closing in on you, but he's dressed up for Carnival and swishing his hips!
The accents. That is all.
Italy to Germany: "Oh, how cool! I didn't know you were 'telepathetic'!"
In episode 8, After the UK uses Italy to capture Germany he interrogates Italy and Germany separately, and Italy exposed that Germany is pretty much a Covert Pervert.
Germany: Before I tell you, I've have somezing I vont to say. It goes a little somezing like zis: Lick mein balls!
Italy: Aaah! Why are you pointing a gun at me!? I've already told you I'll tell you everything I know, which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't shoot me, PLEASE!"
Germany: Do your vorst! Compared to my everyday life, your kind of torture would be like bites from a misquote!
Italy: Yeah, he's kind of a sadist; actually he's an intense super kind of sadist with a lot of hardcore books and DVDs! You can't guess what I've seen living with him! There was one video I saw that had dogs in it! He really likes tying people up too, and I'm sure you know what that means! Up until recently his government endorsed bestiality with all of its soldiers!
Germany: *Pant* *Pant* *Pant* *Pant* *Pant*
Germany (Later to Italy): I hate you and your ass face.
England: Ugh... Am I Catholic... or Protestant...? God, I don't know!
Waiter: 'Scuse me, is he okay?
America: He always gets like this when he starts drinking.
England: You don't know me! I'm United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!
America: Dude, calm down!
England: Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old frog face was treating you so I saved your ass. Thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-un. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME YOU JUST WANTED TO TELL ME NOT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAYS I THINK THAT'S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!
England: (Later) *Shivering* Why won't the light just shut up? I swear I'm never going o drink again... Someone please kill me...
America: Dude can party!
From the English dub of the Meeting scene, we have gems like Switzerland saying, "MAN UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!", and Germany explaining how to ask a question...
"Now, if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salutes of my country's past."
Made even funnier when you realize that the Nobel Peace Prize is hosted by Norway.
Let's not forget this little gem:
China: Would you like to sample some Chinese tasty treats? :D
France and Britain: *not ending their fight* WE'D JUST GET HUNGRY AGAIN!!
Switzerland gives us this little gem as he chases Italy with a rifle:
America: "Dude, Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right here! First, we x-out the "Christ part to make it extreme! Then, we shop and eat stuff until we're sick! Want to shovel down some X-mas cake to get in the spirit?!
Christmas in Godless Russia.
Russia: "December 25th is just like any other day at my house, da? Our big winter celebration is called Epiphany. On January 7th when the wise men visited the baby Jesus. But instead of that story we teach kids a version of pagan beliefs using a guy called Dyed Moroz, or Father Frost, who preforms witch-craft if you make dolls of him.
Italy: "Wow, that's amazing!
Russia: "Tradition says that those dolls will start moving after 25 days.
Germany: "What the hell!? Christmas is freaking crazy in Russia!
Italy: "Please hold me...
Even Godless-er China.
China: Christmas trees are illegal in my country. It kinda sucks.
"Polish horses never charged German tanks at the battle-... Right. Anime fans, Germany invaded Poland in '39. Right. American fans, Poland is a country! In Europe! :D"
"I'm Canadia! T__T"
Germany meets The Roman Empire
"First Carthage fell and others died, good times. Ah, memories. I just ate, had sex, fought, had sex and slept every day"
Cafe Germany
Germany: VELCOME TO ZE CAFE DU PAY! YOU'RE LATE AND VILL BE TREATED VIZ CONTEMPT!
Guy: ...what? I-I'm so sorry.
Narrator: Germans should really stick with engineering.
The guy he's serving just got dumped by his girlfriend and, since Spain can't sense the mood, he acts cheerful through the whole thing, even though the guy looks like he's about to cry.
Spain: Oh, wow! Are you really a customer, mister? Yes! You are one! Sorry, it's been a long time! I'm so glad! *Pants back* let me touch your back!
Guy: ...
Spain: You know, because of the bad economy nothing's really been happening,
Guy: Ngt...
Spain: ...but things are looking up now!
Guy: Ngt...
Spain: Oh yeah! I made this shirt after our king told Venezualan to shut up! Isn't that just awesome!? I'm telling you man! It's like the real people! *Guy puts on the shirt* Wow! It looks so good on you!
Guy: Unn...
Spain: I want to send on of these shirts to Venezualan, too. You look so cool that I definitely want to go on a date with you, I mean, if I were a girl!
Guy: Ngt..
Spain: Now, coffee! I'll go get you some for you! Just sit tight, okay?
Guy: *Sniffle*
Spain: Oh! Well, this is embarrassing! Since I haven't had many customers, I've only got instant coffee!
Guy: Life...is meaningless...
Episode 48:
Italy: Hey, Germany! What are you doing? Can we go play football? Can we?
Germany: Nein, I'm reading.
Italy: But it's so pretty outside! Let's play football! Hey~ Germany, play football, Germany~ Hey~ Football, Germany~ Germany, Football~
Germany: ARE YOU VANTING ME TO GAS YOU!?
Axis Powers 6:
England: Bring on the fire. Bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire-
America: I feel like we're summoning the Devil!
"My boss and Italy's boss, both fabulous dancers and narcissists..."
Romano's reaction to Russia touching Italy: "Touch of death!"
"Before we go on to the history lesson, instead of saying one joke, i'll tell you two punchlines!"
"I want a brother, or at least a pet sugar glider!" Courtesy of none other than Latvia.
This exchange:
Poland: They filled me in. So, you're Sweden, huh? Do you have a pair on you or what? You can't just show up and try to take what's rightfully mine! Estonia and Latvia are staay-iiinng!"
Sweden: How come.
Poland: What? How come? Well...it's like this....I mean...I...they both belong to me...and I don't like you! So...I will never, like, ever, give them to you, so sit on that!
Sweden: I see...
This is followed by a three-second stare-down from Sweden before Poland cowers behind Lithuania.
"Is that your girlfriend, or boyfriend, or gender-neutral chibi thing?"
"Dude, Britain is totally dead!! Let's go get a drink to celebrate! [Britain sits up] See? I told you he would wake up if we did that!"
That entire scene is hilarious, from Germany refusing to believe that the "weirdo" in his bedroom is Rome ("It's zat kind of attitude, my only option is to shoot you in ze head!") to Germany trying to convince himself that the entire encounter is All Just a Dream, to Rome asking why Germany isn't sleeping with many beautiful women and getting a response of "I VILL PUNCH YOU IN ZE THROAT!"
Though he does only say that when Rome questions his heterosexuality. Not that that's an unfair assumption, considering where Italy was.
Rome: So tell me. what kind of a man doesn't have a women in bed with him every night? When I was your age, I had a plethora of a lovely ladies around me. Oh? Are you not into girls?
Germany: I VILL PUNCH YOU IN ZE SROAT!
Rome: Oh, come one now. Don't be so sensitive! No one here's a judging! There's nothing wrong with playing for another team. And everone likes to experiment a little, except me, of course.
Germany: You sound just like France...
Rome: Well, there's always a little bit of the self-love, is there not?
Germany: NO VAY!
Rome: OH!? You masturbate! Everyone a takes care of the business not and again! Masturbation is a natural!
Germany: THAT"S DISGUSTING!
Rome: You must be a saint~
Does anyone love the special commentator tracks J. Michael Tatum (France) and Scott Freeman (England) did together as much as me? These two need to be in a room together more often!
Tatum: Now it's marriage where you like it or not. *Laughs* This is... wow. That's terrible.
Tatum: Please uh, ladies and gentlemen, don't ever actually do that to anyone, uh, in loo of marriage.
Freeman: Unless they refuse, because how else are you going to get what you want unless you, you know, force it upon them?
Tatum: But you have to be smooth about it! You can't be like "hey!" and just grab them like France did. You have to be all like, you know "hey, does this rag smell funny to you?"
Latvia: I'm glad everyone treated you well. We were all placing bets on whether they'd call you a drunkard or bring up Lake Placid and the Miracle on Ice!
Lithuania and Estonia: THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET!!!
Italy: (to Germany) "You can order me around and I'll disappoint you!"
When Germany, Japan, and Italy are stranded on an island, Japan mentions that they should have a team name.
Japan: What do you think about "Axis"?
Germany: "Axis"?
Japan: It mean we are all connected together by an axis, and when we prevail, the world will turn on that new axis.
Germany: Abstract. I was thinking "Fire Death Team."
Japan: No. It better to confuse with obtuse metaphor.
Let's just say that this troper cannot WAIT for the English dub of World Series.
Random Soldier: Everyone start freaking out! Prussia's here!
Prussia: SUCK IT LOSERS!
Episode 6 of Axis Powers
England: No thanks. I'll won't be a part of one of your half-wit schemes.
America: Why do you hate me? Are you still pissed of about that whole "Revolutionary War" thing?
England: Since you're illiterate and not our leader mostly my mind wonders while you're speaking. Like recalling how we burnt your capital to the ground in 1814.
America: Uh-
England: Sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you'll likely be in a few more years on your strictly hamburger diet.
America: Uh- Since we're all sharing our feelings... Those pastries you served me when I visited your house the other day? They tasted like petrified couch stuffing.
England: BASTARD! Those scones were a recipe passed down by my mumzy!
America: *Being choked* Those things were supposed to be scones!?
France: When you two are done releasing sexual tensions, we have got a meeting we need to finish!
When Italy writes Germany a very heartfelt letter about how he fears that Germany will forget about him because of a dream he had, Germany is visibly upset and tells Japan (who found the letter but couldn't make out the handwriting) that it was written by Italy and that something is troubling him. Japan looks shocked and gasps "Italy is literate?!?"
When Finland tries to tell about how there's a mysterious child wandering around the colonies in the New World, and France is more interested in the fact that he caught a fish with only his hands. France then goes on to suggest that the child is a new nation, but not before lamenting how the fish got away and fell back in the river.
France: Oh crap, my fish!
From that same episode, a little before:
Finland:[crying] Seriously, you guys, this isn't funny anymore. It's so mean and cruel and stupid!
France: *sigh* Tell us what happened, Finland.
England: Did you get your head stuck in the butter churn again?
The bloopers for Season 3.
Especially the little kids at the end! "My name is __ and this is the worst word I know:" The words are: stupid, cupcake, cookies, suck (sucker!), butt, and shit. ("Say wha?" "I coulda said a worse word. Ass.")
"You fell. I laugh. Ho ho."
"My voice! I'm going through PUBERTY, BABY!"
"But even if he is a Michael Tatum, he's still a person!" Immediately afterward, we hear Tatum's reaction edited in.
Christopher Bevins (Japan) screaming "FUCK!" while still in character.
Japan and America mess up one right after the other, in the same scene. The bloopers are edited together.
"He actually did Spain in the ass no less than four times."
"... Britain *pause* FUDGE A DUCK." (Courtesy of Hetalia's lovely Narrator)
"...by vomiting all over Russia."
"America taught me how to print, slash, steal le fuck you!"
When France sees Switzerland chasing Italy with a rifle. "Someone got ze farmer's daughter pregnant again..."
"Ahahaha! I got a shield mothafucker!"
"I had sex, which is the important thing..."
Germany and Chibi Italy in the original:
Germany: "Who are you?"
Chibitalia: "~I'm me!~"
Germany and Chibi Italy in the dub:
Germany: "Who are you?"
Chibitalia: "~I'm your worst nightmare!~"
(Vic as) Greece is not even trying to be subtle about wanting in Japan's kimono.
Japan's reactions whenever Greece does this. In comparison to the manga, where they're practically dating, and the sub, where his feelings are more ambiguous, dub Japan hits the perfect combination of mild disgust and acceptance that Greece is just "that" kind of friend.
He Screams Like a Little Girl in response to Japan's 'pulling my thumb out' trick, no doubt the loudest we will ever hear him.
Italy: He's right! But we better get out of here, 'cause Godzilla's coming! Come on! Run!
Japan: Godzirra!? Mister Germany, sank you (Bows) Where did you see him? Was he big?
Spain after being punched in the balls by Romano.
Spain: You're missing the jewels comPLETELY!...[Thinking] No. He got 'em with that last one. The pain is going to start flooding in any second now.......there it is. Why the delay, I wonder? And why is Romano so upset with me? He must have found out I wanted to trade him. As soon as I can move again, I'll apologize.
When Spain goes to "support" Romano after the latter finds out that there's no pasta or tomatoes to eat, and we see one of the few times where Romano is genuinely happy to see Spain instead of the verbal abuse he usually throws at him. And Spain's support? A cheering up magic spell in which he outsretches his arms and says three times: "Spell! Spell! Spell!" And the usually mouthy Romano? He's stunned into silence.
In Episode 27, Germany chasing off England, France, and Bulgaria for hitting Italy with a stick.
Germany: Hey, hold on a sec, Bulgaria! Aren't you part of the Axis?
Bulgaria: Yeah, but take a look at him and tell me you haven't wanted to do the same thing.
Germany has to live with Austria:
Germany (breaking through Austria's door): Now, ve can do zis ze easy vay or ze hard vay! Your only choice, Austria, is to submit to my manliness!
Austria (offering Britain a sandwich): Vould you like to have my (*porn voice*) sausage?
World Series episode 10: France is sad about his economy and tells Switzerland he's lucky that all he has to do is "hide the corrupt gains of the financial elite".
Switzerland: You have farmlands, so you don't have to sell your soul to Satan!
Narrator Lady impersonating Prussia in Episode 12. "Hey, you got chick for queen so I'm gon' force you give me some of you land and mebbe stick you head up you own butt. I'm auwesome!"
In the same episode, Prussia's letter to Maria Theresa.
Especially when he demands the Silesia region and the letter asks "it's pronounced Silesia, right?". In the letter
And, despite it being an invasion notice, it ends with "From Prussia with Love"
...P.S. I AM AWESOME!!!
"Germany, where did the pinky swear come from?" "Japan. Never ask him to elephant swear."
At first, the "Japan gets angry" moment is just like the sub. Then Greece calls Turkey to borrow his camera to capture the event:
Turkey: Why are you wanting to borrow my camera, feta-breath? It's not like I suddenly started liking your ass!
Greece: But...Japan just got...mad.
Turkey: Say what? Okay, if I lend you my camera you have to tag me in the pictures on Facebook! Friend me first!
Rome to Germania after Germania gets him out of depression: "You're so very smart! I love your brain!"
Cat!Japan after the tuna shortage.
Cat!Japan: Oh, sank Buddha I was abre to stop zat ridicurous ban on dearing canned tuna.
Japan: Tama! Time a to eat-O!
Cat!Japan: Oh? Is it ah dinner time arready?
Japan: Today, I have a bit of a treat for you. Salty tuna sashimi.
Cat!Japan: Yes. Tuna is a good for zah soar. Tuna tuna, dericious tuna. I don't normally rike to meow, but at a time like zis, I can't help myserf. (Outloud) I ruv tuna, meow!
Japan: Wait, did he talk!?
Episode 24 of World Series. All over the place.
All of the height jokes alluding to how much taller than Spain Turkey is.
Spain: Why don't you pick on someone three quarters your size?
Britain after escaping from the Italian prison the first time: *Sexy face* "I'm so hot, I could kiss myself."
China, about the food America had on him when they shipwrecked: "This is great. We'll die of type II diabetes before we ever starve to death."
SPOM, AND SNACKERS?!
This is followed up by China described the food as "piglets and sugar bars".
"Oh, my. It looks like someone needs a spanking." That line was said by Austria.
"WOT DID YOU DO TO PAN-DA!?"
This exchange after the Italian brothers catch Britain:
Romano: You're the one who caught him, dumbass, so you're the one who gets to take care of him.
Italy: What?! There's no way I can do it alone! You have to help me!
Romano: You are so stupid! Next time you want to catch someone, make sure you actually want to, buttcrotch!
Italy: What was I supposed to do?! He was trapped in a hole someone dug in front of my house! It's the only way I could ever win a fair fight!
After Germany catches England escaping the first time, he begins to lecture Italy and Romano about how he has to train them some more. While he tells them this, in a completely serious voice, Italy is sobbing loudly and Romano is screaming while punching him. Germany breaks off mid-sentence to shout at them "AND WILL YOU SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?"
"WHY IS MY HEAD COVERED IN NEWSPAPER?"
The way in which the translator explains baseball to Japan is: "It's some kind of game. You need a stick, a ball, and steroids."
Christopher Bevins going off-key during the Japan/Switzerland Imagine Spot (speaking of which...), and failing when he tries to recover.
"He united all our warring tribes in 1236 and...there's a walnut. *cut to Lithuania holding a shield against a storm of acorns and walnuts* I GOT A SHIELD MOTHERFUCKAAAAAA~"
Germany: Zat vas my mother'z cup YOU FOOL!
"A thrashing for free? That's...that sound JOLLY! (hehe) I am currently studying espionage here in Rome with a minor 14th eachhedhidoththatheh! LOOK AT ME, I'M STILL SCOTTISH!!!"
In one episode, all the Germans start to act like the world is ending when Germany won't drink beer (one of them even screams "THE VORLD IS COMING TO AN END!") only for Prussia to show up and try to prove them wrong. Needless to say, Hilarity Ensues.
Soldier: Germany! You look awful man! Have a beer, that will help!
Germany: Hey, you know what? That does sound good! I think I will have one! *Hears Japan eating and stops reaching for beer* No... Thank you, but, give it to my big brother instead.
Soldier: WHA!? *Runs over to a group of people* Guys! We're in trouble!
Other Soldiers: Huh?
Soldier: Germany just told me he didn't want beer!
Other Soldiers: Ah! *Yelling and Unintelligible words* The world is coming to an end!
Prussia: Calm down, freaks! Him and I share the same awesome blood, which is made of beer! No way Germany turned it down! I'll check on him and show you! Watch and see losers! *Goes up to Germany* Hey, brohas! Rumour has it your not drinking beer! What's that about? A-HA-HA-HA-HA! Did someone threaten you? How fun.
Germany: Don't take it personally, but could you please stay away from me with that?
Prussia: HUH!? But today's beer is better than it normally is! Come on! You at least have to have a taste!
Germany: No, please! I can't even look at it! Just go away!
Prussia: Uh!? Wait! How can you turn down a perfectly good beer! BEER! BEER! Don't try to deny it! Nope! It's beer! Your favourite thing in the whole world! O-okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out! I can't take it! If you don't drink any I'll make a new rule! One that will have you running through the streets naked! ... I can't believe that didn't work on you... You hate all things that are nude and fun... *Drinks his beer*
Germany: Go away... Just leave me alone!
Prussia: *Spits beer on Germany's face* Germany refusing to drink beer! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! *Reappears with a bandaid on his head* You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. The awesome taste of this stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes! ...yep...it's so true...I love it... This one's salty, though.
This Troper always cracks up when he hears Prussia shouting "CALM DOWN, FREAKS!" (due to how randomly he called them "freaks").
The scene with France crossdressing. That is all.
The dub of the "Besame!" scene. Chibi Romano may have been adorable in the original, but he's hilarious in the dub.
Chibi Romano: Besame, baby! Kiss me, kiss me! Smoochy smoochy! Kissy kissy... Besame me! Kiss my face! Besame! Kiss my face right now! KIIIIISSSSS MMMMEEEEEEEE! KIIIIISSSSY FAAAAACE!
Young!England watching France spin around:
Young!England: Pretty dresses aren't really my thing, but you go girl!
The Narrator's response:
Narrator: In the 11th Century—I know, "snore"—but this involves fashion and crossdressing so it's like history but fun! In the 11th Century, dudes started dressing like girls, in long fluttering tunics that the intellectuals hated because they set the nethers free, if you catch my drift. Due to the Norman Conquest anything cool in France would end up in Britain where it got twisted into something somehow less fashionable but more gay. ^_^
For an episode of World Series, Todd Haberkorn was announced absent at the last minute so they got Eric Vale to come in to do an "impression" of Todd (though he sounds more like Vic Mignogna) and Jamie Marchi and Christopher Bevins simply riffed on him with amusing questions!
Eric!Todd: Well, I think of how Vic Mignogna would do it, and then do the complete opposite!
World Series 46 involves J Michael Tatum and the ADR director going into a rapid discussion about cod pieces.
In one of the commentaries, Eric Vale admits that Hetalia has made him start eating hamburgers again after years of being a vegatarian.
Eric said that he got the voice of America as such
Eric Vale: I think because of my personality I usually end up playing douchebags, and then everyone calls it 'typecasting'.
From the episode about the Olympics:
Narrator: Narrator poll! Who here thinks France is going to get naked?
America can't find a European nation on his (America-only) map. He decides to check Google Maps.
England: We can't Google stuff in 1942! You asshat!
America: Watch how it's done, loser! ...Check it! I do what I want, beeyotch!
In episode 31 of the English dub:
China: I finally return~
Boss: Ah. It took you long enough. I was starting to get worried. You have my thanks for such a hard journey. Okay! Let's get to all the stuff you brought back for me.
China: *Bows* Alright. Gifts from the ends of the Earth! And some are from even farther because we get lost when ever captain was drinking heavily. First gift: It's a leopard!
Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia performing Swan Lake...In Ballerina tutus.
The shooting star's reaction to Germany's long list of improvements for Italy, said in a very high-pitched, tinny voice:
Star: Oh, come on, Germany! I'm a frickin' star, not a frickin' miracle worker! Please give me a break!
The dub bloopers. Although they're pretty much all by Germany and America's voice actors.
"You got period chopsticks."
"Oh fuck it. Buttholes."
"What am I, a hooker?"
"FIVE CATS FOR FIVE DEUTCHMARKS AT ARBY'S!"
"*ten seconds straight of complete, nonsensical blabbering*". "It's a long fuckin' line, I didn't know, I was just gonna be a smartass! And it kept going."
"Double-vu-tee-eff".
"*falling out of the sky* HOLY SHIT, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! OH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY'RE SHOOTING LASERS AT US! OHMAHGO- *blargsplash*"
"Win what, stupid?"
"Make these blobs sign this shit!"
Many of the characters with minor appearances manage to make them hilarious. Belarus, for example gets this line regarding her sister:
Ukraine: I am sorry. My big boobies make my back hurt so I didn't think I could perform well.
Romano had his memetic "WHAT THE CRAPOLA HAPPENED HERE?! And where is my stupid brother, anyway?" before getting turned into a Pictonian.
His shout of "ASSHOLES!" that immediately follows him being turned into a Pictonian. Looks like there are some people that they can't completely take over.
Greece's sole line before getting turned is "I love cats. Is that so wrong?" Made better by the fact that this line is completely random and he is surrounded by about a dozen cats as it is delivered.
Poland happily greeting his pony only to be taken aback by its lack of eyes (due to it being pictified).
Finland's adorable little "Ho ho ho!" moments after he gets turned.
The fact that the Pictonians cannot attack Switzerland and Liechtenstein because of Switzerland's neutrality (which manifests itself as a giant force-field over his country) is both funny andawesome at the same time.
There's something adorably funny about the opening scene with Iceland sitting there with his puffin perched on his head for no apparent reason.
The scene is followed by a triple Iceland eyecatch.
Prussia: Hey, hey, heey! It's dance time, I'm AWESUM! Ze popular singing show made for me und also by me because I am awesum Prussia! Now, let's get us stared, shall ve? Today we've got Ukraine and Belarus! zay're singing...CARROT UND A STICK!!! ......... CARROT UND... A STICK!
Guy: Sorry sir. They cancelled last minute.
Prussia: ZEY DID VAT!? WHO DO ZEY TSINK ZEY ARE, SE VHITE STRIPES?!"
When France and England are caught on the Pictonian's mothership, and England correctly predicts that there is a way to escape. Cure a rope falling from the top of the screen for no reason at all, which England doesn't find the least bit odd. And then, when he pulls it, they fall down a trap door.
When they enter the room and see a holograph of the Earth.
Narrator: Deep down in their heart of hearts, they love each other. *dramatic pause* Sexually.
After America dramatically announces how everyone is going to back him up while they invade the mothership, we see Germany ignoring him and holding a handful of straws out to everyone.
Germany: Draw lots, find your groups, und get searching.
America: Hey, don't ignore me!
As the countries are changing back from Noppura, America gets this gem.
America: I'm so happy to see you, hands! We're gonna have so much fun!
The commentary has some good parts. One in particular is when the group is answering questions, and one is asked of Jerry Jewell, on his character of Russia:
Eric Vale: Where does your accent [as Russia] come from? I mean, where do you draw upon...?
The rants for and against Harry Potter must be heard to be believed.
Especially how J. Michael Tatum (who really doesn't like the series) keeps interrupting himself, mid-rant, to laugh about how he'll never be able to leave the recording studio again, lest the people outside kick his ass for what he's been saying.
Jamie Marchi: You know if JK Rowling ever heard this and then you two met, she's probably fight you.
J. Michael Tatum: If JK Rowling and I get into a fight, guess who's gonna fucking win!
Speaking of the commentaries, there's also the discussion Eric Vale, Jerry Jewell, and Jamie Marchi have about childhood experiences jumping off of roofs. Jamie tells about how she jumped off of the roof of her house to prove that she was One Of The Guys. Eric jumped in an attempt to fly like Superman, even tying a bedsheet to himself, like a cape (to which he was told "at least you had something to mop up the blood with"). Jerry leaped off of some playground equipment and landed in such a way that his foot broke in half, leading to the others joking that he was down to six inches and only had a "fo" left.
Germany: I think I heard a few disturbing words in that last sentence...but I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
America:(screaming in the distance)
Denmark: You hear a bird just now?
Norway: That's a bird, all right.
Germany: How did you get a bird from that?
When they find America..
Germany: What happened to you America?
America: England you IDIOOOOTTTT!!!!
Germany: I think I can imagine what happened now...
Japan: Indeed.
America:(still screaming/sobbing in distress) Why did this happen!? This is WRONG! This is just plain WRONG!!
Japan:(in a soothing tone) Now, now...Look! Here's some candy that old ladies always carry with them, but you don't know where they buy them from!
America:(takes candy) Eh, oh..Yeah, where do they buy this stuff..?
Japan: Have you calmed down now, America?
America: Y-yeah...A little...
Germany: What kind of comforting method was that...?
Japan: Tis a technique native only to Japan!
Hetalia Fantasia 3:
China briefly being distracted from telling the other Allies that Canada has been kidnapped to ponder if he is 4000 or 5000 years old.
This exchange:
America: What happened was blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda!
France: Wh-what was that?!
England: No way! That actually happened?!
Russia: What does "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" mean?
England: Get a clue, Russia! When America and Japan got in touch with this weirdo player online, not only was he incredibly strong, delusional and emo, but he kicked the ever living crap out of the already strong America and Japan! That's what he said!
America: If you say all of that, then what the hell was the point of me saying "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" to save time?!
