Characters: PONY.MOV

These are characters who appear in PONY.MOV, a web cartoon created by Max Gilardi based on the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. This page also covers characters from the Ask Jappleack Tumblr blog.
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    Mane Cast 

The mane cast as a whole has examples of:

  • Dwindling Party: The mane cast gets gradually smaller as the shorts progress. By "PARTY.MOV", Twilight is the only Element bearer still able to do anything. This is undone due to Applejack causing a Cosmic Retcon.
  • Informed Attribute: Assuming the bearers of the elements are the same as in canon, most of the ponies count—Rarity is far from generous, Fluttershy is...not particularly kind, Pinkie Pie is revealed to be a very depressed pony, Twilight Sparkle epically fails at magic any time she tries anything, and there's hardly any display of loyalty from Rainbow Dash (though the one time she did show it, she did it big time).
  • Jerkass: All of them, but especially Rarity. Ironically, Fluttershy still seems to be the nicest of the group, even when she turns out to be an Axe Crazy psychopath!
    • Heel-Face Turn: The ending of SWAG.MOV seems to point to at least most of them becoming better ponies, although Paco's Twitter states that Rarity is still abusing him.
  • Kick the Dog: In "SWAG.MOV", when Applejack returns to Ponyville after her adventures in Equestria Prime and tries to tell her friends about how she saved the multiverse, they tell her nobody cares. Considering how Twilus told her what she's done was the most important thing anyone in existence has ever done, and that her own universe would have been forever destroyed by Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom if not for the Cosmic Retcon her absence caused, this is a hard blow.
  • Lady Swearsalot: All of them except for Fluttershy, who, true to her nature in canon, never swears once. Not even after she snaps!
  • Larynx Dissonance: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy sound very male, the latter sounding like Fat Albert.
  • Seven Deadly Sins: Each cast member represents one:
    • Pride: Twilight Sparkle (boasts being a genius in "MAGIC.MOV")
    • Envy: Pinkie Pie (Craves Attention)
    • Wrath: Fluttershy (vengefully murders Rainbow Dash in "SHED.MOV")
    • Sloth: Spike (loafs around and does drugs)
    • Greed: Rarity (has dollar signs for a cutie mark)
    • Gluttony: Applejack (has an insatiable appetite for apples)
    • Lust: Rainbow Dash ("Suck my tit, bitch!")
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: At the end of "SWAG.MOV", all six ponies give each other a warm Group Hug when they realize that, for the first time since "APPLE.MOV", they're all together.

Twilight "Sparkle" Mengele

"This is my favorite kind of magic!"
— "MAGIC.MOV", right before trying to resurrect Rainbow Dash

The hero of PONY.MOV (or at least the closest we get to one). She's on a quest to find the Elements of Harmony to stop a rampaging god of chaos from destroying her home, being the only one of her friends who remotely cares. Also a mad scientist and practicioner of the dark arts. Voiced by Kira Buckland.
  • Those Wacky Nazis: Her real last name is "Mengele", and she calls Rainbow Dash's defeat of Discord "wunderbar".
  • Writer's Block: Twilight struggles to write a letter to Princess Celestia because she hasn't learned anything, so she screws it up and throws it in the trash, which is full of other balls of screwed up paper. Not that Princess Celestia is even alive at that point...
  • Wrong Genre Savvy: Twilight's theories about resurrecting dead bodies are all from movies, and she doesn't understand why they don't work. It's because the body she tries resurrecting (i.e., Rainbow Dash) isn't dead.

Spike T. Dragonowitz

"Am I the only sane one in this crazy world of technicolor pony weirdos?!"

Twilight's baby dragon assistant, who'd much rather crack jokes—and do crack—than be of any actual assistance. Ironically enough, his pothead tendencies may make him the most rational living being in Equestria, period. Voiced by Max Gilardi.
  • Plucky Comic Relief: He's the closest this series has to one, Jerkass tendencies aside; there's never a serious moment around this guy.
  • Pungeon Master: In "MAGIC.MOV", Spike shows he is quite fond of making puns at every possible opportunity.

Applejack / Jappleack

"Boy, lemme tell ya, I sure do love apples."

A pony who sure does love apples. And that's all there is to her. Unless you take Ask Jappleack into account, where she embarks on an (ahem) interesting journey. Voiced by Max Gilardi.
  • Cool Big Sis: After she Took a Level in Kindness, the epilogue implies she's become this for Apple Bloom, even if she still calls her an ugly slut.
  • Defiant to the End: Jappleack's defining character trait. Twilight Prime comments that her urge to rebel seems to be literally integrated into her DNA.
  • Despair Event Horizon: After Apple Bloom dies.
  • Determinator: Summed up nicely by Twilight Prime at the end of Ask Jappleack:
    Twilight Prime: She proved that whether you adhere to the laws of faith or of facts, it always boils down to the truth that no hurdle is too high for the sheer force of an indomitable spirit. She proved once and for all...that nopony can tell her what to do.
  • Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Jappleack eats Appelox, a Titan who feasts on pieces of the multiverse.
  • Dissonant Serenity: Jappleack becomes calm and meditative after swearing to kill Appelox.
  • Earn Your Happy Ending: Even if the others don't appreciate it, she still becomes a better pony and saves the multiverse from Appelox. In the end, she gets her sister back (and likely Winona too) and she and her friends are on good terms again. She probably worked the hardest for all this.
  • Establishing Character Moment: When Twilight sees her eating a whole bushel of apples:
    Twilight: Applejack, what're you doing? You can't eat all those fucking apples!
    Applejack: Fuck you, I can't eat all these apples! (eats the whole bushel in under a minute)
  • Go Mad from the Revelation: Subverted; witnessing Appelox's true form is supposed to have this effect, but if anything, it makes her even more determined to kill him.
  • Heroic BSOD: Jappleack goes through this after Apple Bloom dies.
  • Hero of Another Story: She misses most of the main storyline due to having her own adventure in Equestria Prime, and only returns after Discord's been defeated. However, because her actions instigate a Cosmic Retcon that allows Discord to be defeated, she's not entirely inconsequential.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Despite her abuse, she's shown to genuinely love Apple Bloom and is heartbroken when she dies. Post-Character Development, she still insults her sister after she comes back to life, but now it's more playful than cruel.
  • Letting Her Hair Down: She loses her ponytail and hat during her Heroic BSOD.
  • No Respect Guy: Her friends couldn't care less that she saved the multiverse. Thankfully, Apple Bloom couldn't care enough, to the point of wanting to hear the story four times.
  • Other Me Annoys Me: With Applejack Prime at first.
  • Pet the Dog: After being told to show her sister some affection for once, she...has her own way of doing it.
    Jappleack: Don't you leave me. Don't you ever dare fucking leave me.
    Apple Bloom: Um... I...I love you too, sis?
  • Rounded Character: Her experiences in Ask Jappleack transform her into one of the only characters in her world with any significant Character Depth.
  • Shower of Angst: Jappleack takes one after losing her appetite for apples and eating a pear instead, culminating her Heroic BSOD.
  • Stranger in a Familiar Land: At the end of her journey, Applejack becomes the only pony in her world to understand love and friendship, and dedicates the rest of her life to teaching what she's learned to her friends. She's already had some success with Apple Bloom.
  • Took a Level in Badass: Goes from being an abusive elder sister to volunteering to eat an Eldritch Abomination.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: She starts out as a hateful Jerkass who abuses her little sister, and answers many of the questions on her Tumblr like any troll would. Once her sister dies and she discovers the values of love and tolerance from Applejack Prime, she becomes much more mature, loving, and considerate.
    I0itsmonica: What happened to you, Jappleack?
    Jappleack: Meh, I dunno. I guess I just sort of...grew up.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Apples, of course. It's deconstructed in Ask Jappleack when a user questions the point of growing apples, causing her to realize that she doesn't even know, and thus doesn't know her purpose in life.
    • Toyed with again when she is transported to Equestria Prime and hates the apples there, since the composition of apples differs between her own universe and Equestria Prime.
  • Troll: Pre-Character Development.
  • \Waking Up Elsewhere: After consuming enough apples, Jappleack ends up in the normal version of Equestria.
  • Why Did You Make Me Hit You?: Jappleack sometimes does this to Apple Bloom.
  • Yank the Dog's Chain: Not long after she realizes how much Apple Bloom means to her, Apple Bloom dies.
    • Just as she discovers happiness in Equestria Prime, Appelox comes along and tries to destroy it. When she kills Appelox, she finds that her continued presence in Equestria Prime will tear all of reality asunder, forcing her to leave her new friends.

Rainbow Dash

"Yeah, why don'tcha suck my tit, you dumb bitch? Hehehehe! Swag."

An ass of a pony who gets a kick out of kicking others around. And swag. Voiced by Max Gilardi.
  • Heroic Build: As Dashzilla
  • Heroic Second Wind: After Discord rips off her wings, it seems she's beaten...then Scootaloo cheers for her from on top of a nearby building. She kicks Discord off and keeps fighting.
  • Jerkass: At first. Then she is shown to be a...
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: This is especially true when she ends up being the one to protect Ponyville and stop Discord. The ending implies she may have learned from her mistakes since she seems much nicer to her friends at that point.
  • Karmic Death: Narrowly subverted. She's only brutally maimed by Fluttershy, a victim of her physical and mental abuse, so it still counts as Laser-Guided Karma.
  • No One Should Survive That: She survives getting vertically chainsawed in half, and is let off by saying she was only in a coma.
  • Something Else Also Rises: In "SHED.MOV", Rainbow Dash looks at porn and gets a wingboner.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: At the end of "SWAG.MOV", she risks her life (and loses her wings) to save Ponyville from Discord and is actually the one who initiates a Group Hug when she realizes the group is finally together again. Considering it seems Fluttershy never snapped in that timeline (judging by the lack of mutilated animals in her shed), she may have eased up on her as well.

Pinkamena Diane "Pinkie" Pie

"My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina."

A pink party pony who gets a bit too off on parties. Best friends with Rainbow Dash. Voiced by Arin Hanson in her first appearance, and by Max Gilardi in all other appearances.

Flutters H. "Fluttershy" Shydale

"Hey hey hey! Stay outta my shed!"

A shy and, for lack of a better word, troubled pony. Stay outta her shed. Voiced by Max Gilardi.
  • Affably Evil: She's a pretty nice gal when she's not, y'know, being a chainsaw-wielding psycho. To drive the point home, she's the only member of the Mane Cast who never swears.
  • Ambiguous Gender: Her case file at the mental institution lists her gender as "undefined".
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Fluttershy's shed, before being fixed, had loads of blood, guts, dead and mutilated animals, Derpy's body-turned-into-toaster, and a bunch of porn magazines.
  • Ax-Crazy: Though she eventually gets rehabilitated and doesn't seem to have snapped in the post reset timeline.
  • Creepy Shadowed Undereyes: Gets these in "SHED.MOV", and become a staple for her character.
  • Disproportionate Retribution: Don't go into her shed! I repeat, DON'T GO INTO HER SHED!!! OR YOU WILL PAY, SO VERY, VERY, MUCH!!!
  • Lipstick Lesbian: If the porn in her shed is any indicator.
  • Mad Artist: Her shed's filled with the mutilated corpses of dead animals that are hung up on the walls.
    Pinkie: Wow, Fluttershy sure has a lot of weird art...
    • Seems subverted after Rainbow Dash reset time where it's completely absent when we see the interior, probably due to events (and Rainbow Dash) changing for the better. In fact, her shed appears to be just a private relaxation place.
  • Pay Evil unto Evil: She murders Rainbow Dash in "SHED.MOV".
    • Implied this may happen to Discord (well, his severed head, anyway) at the end of "SWAG.MOV" when his head lands right next to her shed, although her shed was already reformed and she only mildly annoyed says to him, "you're in my shed".
  • Shout-Out: Her voice is modeled after Fat Albert. Taken up a notch when she sings a variation of the theme song.
  • Verbal Tic: "Hey, hey, hey!"


"Oh, I truly am the most beautiful creature in all of Equestria."

A fashion pony who's generous in just about every wrong sense of the word. Runs a sweat shop driven by illegal Mexican immigrants. Voiced by Arin Hanson.
  • Jerkass: Taken to so many extreme levels in "DRESS.MOV".
  • Not in the Face!: Rarity exclaims "Not my generous face!" upon receiving her generous beating.
  • Pet the Dog: Is shown to be comforting Sweetie Belle when she is scared in "SWAG.MOV". She may be an evil sweatshop owner and force several dozen Mexicans into slavery, but hey, she at least cares about her sister.
  • Put on a Bus: All but disappears from the story at the end of "DRESS.MOV" after her sweatshop workers stage a revolution. [[The Bus Came Back: Returns in "SWAG.MOV".]]
  • Visual Pun: Selfish, greedy Rarity constantly talks about how generous she is. There are only two generous things about her in this show: her obese figure, and the beating she gets when her Mexican workers start a "revolución".

    Other characters 


"I am your god now! Bring me your virgins!"

The God of Chaos who returns from his stone imprisonment to lay waste to Ponyville. Voiced by Max Gilardi.
  • The Heavy: The plot doesn't kick in until he starts his rampage in "DRESS.MOV".


"Oooh, no! Looks like hard times ahead for Pacooo!"

One of over 30 illegal Mexican immigrants who work in Rarity's sweatshop against their will. Also has a Twitter account. Voiced by Max Gilardi.
  • Mad Libs Catchphrase: "Oooh, no! Looks like (something) ahead for Pacooo!" He says it once in "DRESS.MOV", and several times in his Twitter.

Apple Bloom

"Look girls! I finally got my cutie mark!"
— "SHED.MOV", moments before her death

Applejack's little sister who just can't wait for the happiest day of her life: the day she gets her cutie mark! Also appears in Ask Jappleack, which shows her less-than-healthy relationship with her sister. Voiced by Esther Nho.

Derpy Hooves

Click here to see "Derpy post toasterization" 
A lovable, wall-eyed pony who gets brutally murdered by Fluttershy and turned into a decorative toaster cozy.
  • Butt Monkey: In addition to what already happened to her, she's the only named character who's death isn't undone by the Cosmic Retcon. She may never have been dead at all if her scene in "SWAG.MOV" is anything to go by.
  • Companion Cube: She's one of Paco's best friends despite being a toaster cozy.

Princess Celestia

The ruler of Equestria, who decides to take matters into her own hooves when Discord comes rampaging.
  • Back from the Dead: Implied; the same Cosmic Retcon triggered by Applejack that prevents Apple Bloom's death also naturally prevents her own, since she dies after Apple Bloom and Discord's killed before she can try to fight him.


The definition of "opposite intended result": a demon Twilight summons while trying to bring Rainbow Dash back from the dead so she can use the Elements of Harmony and stop Discord.
  • Ret Gone: Due to time being reset to before he was summoned (and Rainbow Dash not dying, giving Twilight no reason to try the spell that did summoned him in the first place).

R-Dash 5000

"Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag."

A murderous robot double of Rainbow Dash constructed by Twilight to replace Rainbow Dash after her death so they can use the Elements of Harmony. Voiced by Max Gilardi.

    Ask Jappleack characters (SPOILERS) 

Applejack Prime

"Faith, Jappleack. You need to have faith."
— "Ask Jappleack"

Jappleack's Equestria Prime counterpart. Despite her initial uncertainties surrounding Jappleack's sudden appearance on her farm, Applejack winds up taking Jappleack in as a sister.
  • Agree to Disagree: She and Twilight Prime frequently argue due to their opposing beliefs on the history of Equestria. Despite their arguments, the two remain good friends.
  • Crisis of Faith: Applejack is a firm believer in the Holy Titans. So learning that one of them actually existed but was ready to eat her entire world sends AJ through one of these.
  • Hostile Show Takeover: Briefly takes over Jappleack's Tumblr after she knocks Jappleack out cold in preemptive self-defense, but only until she is able to get Twilight Prime to come over and explain what's going on.
  • Other Me Annoys Me: With Jappleack at first.
  • Precision F-Strike: Gives Jappleack a friendly "Get the fuck outta here" when the time comes for her to leave Equestria Prime.
  • Weapon of Choice: She's got a shovel and she ain't afraid to use it!

Twilight Sparkle Prime

"Take a deep breath friend, we're going down the rabbit hole."
— "Ask Jappleack"

Twilight's Equestria Prime counterpart. She surveys the goings on of countless alternate universes, including her own, and is Jappleack's go-to pony for info on the maddening events that sent her to her world.
  • Agree to Disagree: She and Applejack Prime frequently argue due to their opposing beliefs on the history of Equestria. Despite their arguments, the two remain good friends.
  • Guardian of the Multiverse: Twilight Prime falls under this with her Transuniversal View-O-Scope that allows her to observe the entire pony Tumblrverse.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: She helps Jappleack devour Appelox, only to discover doing so will affect all of reality.
  • Science Hero: Twilight Prime is more liable to rely on science rather than magic to solve a problem.
  • Straw Atheist: She refuses to believe Equestria was made by the Holy Titans of Harmony, which puts her at odds with Applejack Prime. When Appelox (one of the Titans) attacks Equestria, she's forced to change her attitude fast in order to make a decent plan.


"Do you honestly think you can fare better against me than my brothers and sisters did?"
— "Ask Jappleack"

The Holy Titan of Honesty who can be found in the void between the worlds. Consumed by gluttony, he had devoured his fellow Titan siblings and now feasts on the essence of the entire multiverse.
  • Badass Boast: Appelox has a relatively delicious one:
    "I am APPELOX! Glutton of the void! Devourer of the planes! I will not cease until all have been consumed! Across all existence, none are safe from the cavernous damnation of my LEVIATHAN GUT!"
  • Big Bad: Of the Ask Jappleack Tumblr.
  • Cosmic Keystone: Subverted. The other Holy Titans return to maintain reality when he's killed.
  • Greater Scope Villain: Of PONY.MOV, since Discord and Wolflor are his sons.
  • Karmic Death: He consumes multitudes of realms, but he himself consists of apples. What end could be more fitting for him than getting eaten?
  • Knight of Cerebus: Things get deadly serious once he comes into play.
  • Last of His Kind: Believed to be the case, but after Jappleack bites his head off to save Equestria Prime, Twilus, the Holy Titan of Magic, is freed from inside him and states her other siblings will reform now that Appelox is dead.


"My child, you've been through so much pain."
— "Ask Jappleack"

The Holy Titan of Magic, and the leader of the six Holy Titans. As the old pony tale goes, it was her actions that kept Equestria Prime safe from Appelox's hunger.
  • Back from the Dead: She is released from Appelox's bowels after Jappleack bites his head off.
  • Dying Moment of Awesome: Before she allows herself to be eaten, Twilus sealed off Equestria Prime from being devoured and created Celestia and Luna to take over for the Holy Titans.
  • Eaten Alive: Thanks to Jappleack, however, she survives.
  • Eldritch Abomination: A benevolent example.

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