Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
- Main: June♥Karkat♥Nepeta◊ as drawn with our eyes closed ("Junekatpeta", Homestuck, any pronouns for sim purposesnote , yellow+light green?note )
- Reserve: uhhhhhh idk here's Triple Inverted Stremf of the Earf◊ again (any pronouns, Dungeonmans kinda, inanimate)
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Jul 11th 2022 at 9:46:31 AM
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Not even halfway through the cycle, and Albert's already building a podium finisher army for himself, bruh
Anyway, here comes my tributes:
- Main: Sora and Kairi◊ (yellow, currently 16-17)
- Reserve: David Brendi◊, of the Indonesian YouTube channel GadgetInnote (nickname: David Gadget In; safe, currently 28 years old)
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jul 12th 2022 at 9:43:14 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Metal Bat◊, Male (17)
Also event dump:
- (Player1) cuts the face off of a dummy and wears it like a mask.
- (Player1) cuts the face off of (Player2) and wears it like a mask. (P1 kills P2)
- (Player1) asks (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) about how they got so badly hurt. (Player2) says that they all got hit by a bus.
Continuing my tendency to renominate my failed reserve with another reserve, all images are from Agent Ali The Movie (Mission: NEO). Main tribute's pics might be spoiler territory.
Ali is Aliya's son, but I think Ali's colored flag should take care of that already.
13 spots left! If Billy's gonna run, who's gonna host?
- (Player1) absorbs the Jinsei to gain absolute power, corrupting Earthrealm in the process. (B78, D1459, N1462; should be revised to this for clarity to the non-fans:)
- (Player1) absorbs Earth's life force to gain absolute power, corrupting the planet in the process. (credits to Jake)
- (Player1) reveals to (Player2) that (he/she1) is a yaoi/yuri fan. (D1319/1240, N1318/1319; should be replaced with this event since yaoi and yuri aren't commonly used in the West, and also to make the event more open to interpretation:)
- (Player1) discovers that (Player2) is a huge shipper. (credits to Psyche)
- (Player1) uses an artifact, seeing 14 000 605 timelines, finding only one where (he/she1) beats (Player2). (D5755, N5814; artifact should be specified as the Time Stone for consistency with the Bloodbath version)
- (Player1) buys a dozen eggs, only to find out there are tiny (Player2)s in them. (D7486, N7554; should be "(Player2)(e)s" to account for names ending in "S")
- (Player1) places an engagement ring on (Player2)'s head, only for (Player2) to suddenly drop dead right after. (FD4208, FN4242; should be blacklisted, with this nonromantic variant added to both saves:)
- (Player1) places a ring on (Player2)'s head, only for (Player2) to suddenly drop dead right after.
- On (his/her1) deathbed, (Player1) requests (Player2) to fill (his/her1) coffin with (his/her1) body pillows and anime figurines. (FN5376, dupe, should be replaced with this event that's missing at Night:)
- On (his/her1) deathbed, (Player1) requests (Player2) to engrave "Lived, Laughed, Loved" on (his/her1) forehead and casket.
- (Player1) brags to (Player2) about killing (Player3). & sarcastically asks (him/her2) if (he/she2) wants to skip around, & sing a happy song together. (FD5900, FN5948; remove the period in the middle of the sentence)
- (Player1) gets crushed under the foot of one of the costumers. (AE52-4, should be "customers" as this is part of the Restaurant AE)
- The Phantom of Michael kills (Player1) with a lethally booby-trapped chest. (AE63-1, dupe Phantom Tribute since the other Michael event has him killing the tribute exactly like this. Should be replaced by this Phantom:)
- (Player1) tries to cross a bridge guarded by Phantom Passenger, who asks 3 questions. (He/She1) turns a question on him and gets dropped into lava. (credits to Billy)
- Phantom Technoblade summons an army of goons and slays (Player1), with the latter unable to land a single hit. (AE111-1, should be temporarily replaced by any Phantom Tribute of Cassie's choice for a year because Technoblade recently died IRL and keeping his Phantom around was deemed "awkward" by the community)
- A starving (Player1) constantly denies needing food until (Player2) gives (him/her1) the former's favorite food, which (he/she1) quickly eats.
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) look at fanart of themselves. (Player4) asks to do the same, but cringes at how "cursed" (his/her4) fanart is.
- (Player1) holds out (his/her1) finger to (Player2) and says, "To infinity..." (Player2) wonders if (he/she1)'s doing the "pull my finger" trick.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) to play some white noise for (his/her1) sleep. (Player2) screeches at (him/her1). (Night-only)
- (Player1) fires a psychic sword beam at (Player2), inflicting emotional wounds on (him/her2).
- (Player1) wears a pair of angry shoes.
- (Player1) caramelizes (Player2) before eating (him/her2). (also Feast)note
- After (Player1) and (Player2) defeat (Player3), (his/her3) mouth detaches itself from (his/her3) face and runs away.note
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 12th 2022 at 10:10:51 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"The Geek Artist 08's Events' Pack, Part...4? I think?
- "Hi, I'm (Player1)." "And I'm (Player2)!" "And this is the Hunger G—" "What the f*ck happened to the floor?!"
- (Player1) screams at the moon. Once (he/she1)'s asleep, (he/she1) wakes up to see the moon goddess insulting (him/her1). (Night-only)◊
- (Player1) blasts a lagging computer and an annoying kid using magic. When faced with taxes, (he/she1) gives up.◊
- (Player1) dreams about (Player2) killing (him/her1). When (he/she1) tells this to (Player3), the latter says "Mood," confusing the former.
- (Player1) says, "(Player2) + (Player3) = (Player4). Is there a problem?"◊
- (Player1) questions (his/her1) sanity after watching a film.
- (Player1) calls a fire-heated inflatable pool a "hot tub". (Player2) comments on it being neither subtle nor careful.◊
- After seeing (Player1) and (Player2)'s rambles, (Player3) asks, "What are you two FUCKING talking about?"◊
- (Player1) wonders why an island looks like an impact crater.
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) ask (Player6) if a goat is a magic item. (He/she6) denies this.
RESERVES HAVE BEEN ROLLED AND THE FOLLOWING HAVE MADE IT IN:
1. The Ocean - Matthew L Mayfield
2. Napoleon Bonaparte - Cutegirl920fire
3. Kleer Skeleton - Bambang Doe
4. Oliver (red, kitten) - Troper No 9001
5. Xingqiu (yellow, around 17) - Mummy Ga Ga
6. Walter White - Argo The Blank
7. Chelsea Farnsworth (yellow, 16) - The Meme Man
8. Lunagaron (non-sapient) - That Idiot Man
9. Gravi - evilfacefromcatgame
10. Chad Jensen - This
11. Canite - Bluethorn
12. Angela - Some Libre
13. Min Yoongi - Psychedelicate
Events:
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) fight a vegetable-hating frog in the dream world. They win.(Night-only)
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) fight a vegetable-hating frog in the dream world. They die, causing them to die in reality too.(Night-only, fatal, natural death for P1-P4)
- (Player1) dies and passes on to the afterlife, (he/she1) complains (he/she1) wanted to cease to exist instead.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jul 12th 2022 at 10:46:22 AM
CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!Bloodbath
Non-Fatal
(Player1) fuses together with an army of clones, and turns into a giant version of (him/her1)self.
(Player1) smacks (Player2) on the head as punishment for doing something stupid.
(Player1) tries to stay up past (his/her1) bedtime to play video games but is caught in the act by (Player2). (Night only)
Fatal
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Events
- In a castle, (Player1) discovers a magical chest that combines any two objects placed in it to one. (1 + 1 = 1)
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) discover a bracelet that gives the wearer super strength. They use it in a rock-throwing competition. (Javelin Lemmings)
- (Player1) discovers a machine, that when activated, brings a suit of armor to life and obedient to (him/her1). (Franken Grizzy)
- (Player1) discovers that (Player2),(Player3), and (Player4) has painted themselves on various paintings in an abandoned castle. (Lemmings on Canvas)
- After ending up on an island, (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) discover fairy-like creatures. One possesses their bagpipe and brings it to life.(Musical Disagreement)
- (Player1) discovers a stick that controls sheep. (A Bear in the Sheepfold)
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) discover a hidden room with a lever. They push it, and the surroundings are changed into a fantasy world, changing them into elf-like archers, (Player4) into a mage, and nearby sheep into hostile warriors. (Jelly World)
- (Player1) discovers a baby sheep, and promptly adopts it. (Pet Sheep)
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are trapped by (Player4). (Player1) discovers an artifact that allows their astral bodies to fly off their bodies as ghosts. They use it to steal (Player 4)'s jelly. (Foodie Phantoms)
- (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) discover a secret library, that when a book is opened, it will cause an object related to the book to appear from it. (Player 1) steal(s/s/s/s/1) a book containing a jelly. (Bookfair)
Edited by Oggy123 on Jul 12th 2022 at 10:14:03 PM
This is not a Rickroll, i promise- (Player1) somehow juggles an aggressively hungry bear while also juggling three flaming chainsaws and a katana or two.note
- The above/next event is so unsurprising, (Player1) is honestly surprised at how unsurprised (he/she1) is. (Split into two)note
- (Player1) comments that (Player2) looks like melted ice cream.note
- As (Player1) punishes (Player2), (Player3) comes in and asks the former what (he/she1)'s doing. (Player1) replies, "Teaching."note
- It makes (Player1) so mad that (Player2) won't give (him/her1) the respect that the other tributes do.note
- While listening to some music, (Player1) loudly sneezes right as the song reaches its climax.note
- During rain, (Player1) attempts to taste the rainwater, only for a fish to fall to (his/her1) open mouth.note
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jul 14th 2022 at 2:03:36 AM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Why is your kidnapping event blacklisted? Going by the wording alone and as someone not familiar with the source, one can reject their best friend, too, while the other can have nonromantic intentions of kidnapping someone for themself.
As of this edit, event suggestions have been closed.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 13th 2022 at 4:05:11 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"That particular event is a reference to the character Yamai Ren, who has an intense (and very creepy) crush on her classmate Komi. In her establishing chapter/episode, Yamai kidnaps their other classmate Tadano because she's jealous of his friendship with Komi and believes that she's more worthy of being her friend.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Maybe we can revise it to this?: (Player1) kidnaps (his/her1) crush (Player2)'s friend, (Player3), so (Player2) will belong to (Player1), but (Player2) finds out and dumps (him/her1).
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Still gets the point across.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Get ready to be schooled by Biblically Accurate Squidward.
Hyperfixation, guaranteed!Kablam will host if no one else does, but knock on wood on that.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Billy has stepped down from running so he can focus on adding the Wiki pages about the OG seasons, so Faith will do it. However, we'll set up the Clean Save for her due to roughly a quarter of the tributes being watchlisted.
EDIT: Actually, she managed to find a good save with Regular before we set up Clean, but she's just awaiting feedback regarding the twerking event that involved a yellow flag before she can proceed. If this save falls apart, then she'll switch to Clean.
EDIT 2: She has sent the save to KB for further inspection!
EDIT 3: And KB confirmed this to be good! Stay tuned for the first update!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 18th 2022 at 2:07:59 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen! The 226th season of the Hunger Games is ready to begin! I have a feeling that this star-studded season is going to be one for the ages, so stay tuned as we get ready to begin! May the odds be ever in your favor!
- Battle Music: I Can't Let You (Throw Yourself Away) - Randy Newman (Toy Story 4)
- The Bloodbath!◊
- Right out of the gate, Junekapeta seems determined not to let anybody get any supplies from the Cornucopia, and...well, uh, Junekapeta has some appetite, huh? I hope people got what they wanted out of the Arena before that happened.
- Rueben, you're too late, just turn around and go. The Cornucopia isn't even there anymore!
- Wrong games, Aliya. But I guess if you can find a souped up vehicle within the remains of the Cornucopia, then I guess you could make it like Twisted Metal.
- Toasty manages to leave with an anti-materiel rifle before Junekapeta scarfs the Cornucopia down!
- It's hard to say if this is a more humiliating defeat for Napoleon than that little incident at Waterloo; he shoots Thatcher dead, but not before Thatcher got him first.
- I think there must have been an error with the sim. I get the feeling that Garangolm isn't supposed to be that small.
- Thinking about his past times in the Hunger Games must be making Crow nervous, but don't expect him to admit it!
- Poor SUGA falls victim to a group toot and loses everything he was able to get from the Cornucopia.
- After seeing Napoleon and Thatcher dead bodies after their little Mutual Kill, Chelsea freaks out so badly that her heart gives out and she joins them in being dead.
- As all this chaos is going on, Walter White is just calmly making a painting of everything going on.
- To replace the now-eaten Cornucopia, Pop-Cat erects a new store where it was standing. Now maybe people will actually be able to get some supplies before leaving!
- The can of WD-40 gets crushed by someone's foot in all the confusion-but wait, it's back again! Maybe it'll get to the podiu-no, wait, it just got smashed again by a huge boulder. Never mind.
- I guess if you're going to be leaving the Cornucopia, you might as well do it in style. Edd, the Ocean, Chad, the Fool, Waddle Dee, and Oliver seem to think so, and conga away from the Arena.
- Somehow, with all those people, not one of them were able to hit Lunagaron with a longsword.
- The Kleer skeleton reminds Angela that she needs to actually participate in the season.
- The sim must have really been looking forward to a Disney Cat crossover and just cuts to the chase, teleporting the Aristokittens and Sox next to each other and waiting for wacky hijinks to ensue.
- Meanwhile, Sam Grimes decides to look to Ewan for inspiration on how to win the season, and discovers that Xingqiu had the same exact idea.
- I'm not sure what it is Bennett is dreaming up, but it kind of seems familiar; like a story from a book.
- Marinne doesn't seem to care about what happened to the Cornucopia so long as she can make it to the podium.
- We've got some serious commotion down in the Cornucopia! Both Volga and Metal Bat simultaneously decide to off themselves to spite their respective nominators, forcing both Hypekitty and Sky to have to come down to the Arena and convince them to keep going. Luckily, it works.
- Incoming Ham alert!
- The King leaves Pop-Cat Mart with a sledgehammer. Perhaps he plans to mine some ore from rocks around the Arena (but hopefully not for DINNER).
- Hugo just manages to save himself by surrendering his supplies to Pokiehl.
- ...I mean, he was a headless guy running around with a bunch of bombs. I think the viewers will probably be able to deduce what happened to him anyway.
- Canite uses a Swift-esque attack to ruin SS-John Cena's medkit...are you sure you want to antagonize a Super Saiyan wrestler like that, Canite?
- Biblically Accurate Squidward just...survives the Bloodbath. And I guess that's the most important thing, right?
- Sora, Kairi, and Emil inexplicably find Excalibur in the Pop-Cat Mart. Not that the first two really need it since they've already got their Keyblades. Fat Tuxedo Cat immediately claims for himself before they can do anything, though.
- The following folks also went on ahead into the Arena: Balthazar, Blue and Beta, Watermemon (who teleports away), and Gravi.
- Day 1◊
- Waddle Dee seems to hate Snow and all the other remaining tributes already and makes his feelings known throughout the Arena, via the speakers.
- Bennett did surgery on a grape
- Meanwhile, Xingqiu does a roast on Sora and Kairi that just leaves them confused. ...Frankly, I'm confused, too.
- Christina starts a burger food truck...and to be honest, I'm now a little afraid of what might be in those burgers after her reaction to Lunagaron's question.
- Chad must have some really impressive hearing.
- The Kleer skeleton finds a frag grenade and throws it at Canite. It's super effective! Canite fainted!
- Walter White successfully infiltrates Junekapeta's camp after taking out the cameras.
- Meanwhile, Garangolm discovers a new element. Not bad for a monster.
- Pop-Cat's Pop-Cat Marts seem to be a runaway success, and the cat celebrates by showering in money.
- Well, making sandwiches is what Rueben's best at anyway, right?
- Meanwhile, Emil pulls a sweet prank on Volga.
- It seems taking down SpongeBob You Tube Poops was not enough for Viacom and they are now stamping out SpongeBob tributes participating in the Hunger Games as well. Squidward's run comes to an abrupt end.
- Should we tell her that water is a little wet, too? Or would that make her head explode?
- Nice of King Harkinian to invite Angela over for DINNER-I mean, breakfast, eh, tropers?
- Meanwhile, Oliver is a serious Badass Adorable. Those lessons on being street-smart from Dodger and the other dogs must have really paid off.
- Inexplicably, Cena's decapitated head has somehow ended up in Hugo's fridge. Hugo just closes the door on him.
- The Aristokittens seem to want to become a Badass Adorable trio as well.
- Too bad Toe Jam & Earl weren't here to warn Metal Bat about presents like that, huh?
- Every first blood tribute removes their head and takes turns beating Gravi down with them. Gravi is knocked unconscious but otherwise miraculously survives.
- The board room and Edd attempt to destroy Coco's source of power, but it ends up being for naught. Good effort, guys.
- SUGA and Pokiehl decide they don't want to go to Pop-Cat Mart anymore and just go to Target instead.
- Meanwhile, the ocean waves crash down on a dead horse.
- Blue and Beta seem to be investigating Napoleon and Thatcher's Mutual Kill with assistance from Sox. Seems Sox has discovered something that requires the dinos' autopsy report to be updated.
- Watermemon attempts to brainwash the Fat Tuxedo Cat, but like a lot of cats, Tuxie doesn't pay attention to what Watermemon is saying, and then opts to just pretend to be brainwashed to make Watermemon feel better.
- Toasty somehow manages to drop a computer window onto Aliya by mistake. Whoops!!
- Meanwhile, Grimes and Crow are stuck having to take care of Balthazar for the day after Grimes accidentally turned Balthazar into a baby. Better run to Pop-Cat Mart for some diapers.
- Today's KOs◊: Napoleon, Lt. Thatcher, Chelsea, WD-40, the Beheaded Kamikaze, Canite, Biblically Accurate Squidward, Metal Bat, and Aliya.
- KO Count:
- 1: Kleer Skeleton, Toasty, Napoleon, and Thatcher
Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 17th 2022 at 5:04:46 AM
"Okay, yeah, I guess Ollie fits the goofy sidekick role, but being a princess doesn't mean I spontaneously sing about everything, 'kay?"How'd Super Saiyan Cena lose his head like that?
Since my troper avatar is also one of the first death tribute, That mean I'm also throwing my head at Gravi as well. Sorry Gravi, but the RNG decided me to do that
Edited by Justkong033 on Jul 18th 2022 at 1:52:34 AM
For what it's worth, Biblically Accurate Squidward did not get DMCA'd in the Bloodbath, because it used to happen there, too, in the OG.
Anyway, the sim is well aware of this most likely unintentional Cat Season and is milking it for all it's worth.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 18th 2022 at 3:01:39 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Well, at least I still have one tribute...
A great Mascot Mook.Welp, don't know if not putting Cena out of his misery was merciful or not, Hugo.
CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!
To add, Kazuma Satou is 16 (yellow), Idk about Kaedehara Kazuha, and Kazuya Mishima seems to be safe.
Also in another news, going to reflag Coco as Light Green-Safe as Jake pointed out in Discord
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).