My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others."
-I am Power Metal fan at heart, but love (almost)all metal. I like to read history books and and fantasy books. I am a oxyquilomanic (I love bladed weapons and own 3 swords, a twin stiletto set, and a dagger and I want MORE). I mostly watch History Channel, Cartoon Network, and BBCA. I am an Anti Theist, i think religion and faith are let over concepts from as Spider Jerusalem put it "the days when our brains weren't as connected up as they are now, and we all hallucinated daily".
Favorites shows, movies, comic's, music, ect
- Aesop Rock
- Alice In Chains
- Armitage III
- Black Lagoon (Revy will be mine)
- Blind Guardian
- Bloody Monday
- Coheed And Cambria
- Eerie Cuties
- Empire Records
- Everclear (page maker)
- Gin Blossoms (page maker)
- Girl Genius
- Get Him To The Greek
- Go Get A Roomie
- Gunnerkrigg Court
- Ironman (comic and films)
- Ludo
- Magick Chicks
- Menage A 3
- Paranormal Mystery Squad
- Rage Against The Machine
- Reel Big Fish
- Runaways (comic)
- School Bites
- Sonata Arctica
- Stroke9
- Sym Bionic Titan
- The Boondock Saints
- The Night Huntress Series (page maker)
- The Offspring
- The Specter
- ThreeAmigos
- Titan AE
- Tower Prep
- Transmetropolitan
- Unnatural History
- XKCD
more to come
Torpes that apply to me
- At Least I Admit It: I can be a massive ass
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: was diagnosed with ADHD in kindergarden
- Berserk Button: kids trashing the toy aisle at work
- Bi The Way: not shy about it either
- Brilliant, but Lazy: goes hand in hand with The Smart Guy
- Camp Straight: more like camp bi
- Catchphrase: Das fuck?
- Cluster F-Bomb
- Freudian Excuse: Junkie parents and a long stet in DCFS
- Kinsey Scale Of Tropes: I'm a 3
- Knife Nut: Van X Bladed Weapons
- i have an idea for a Shillelagh with a sword in it
- Nice Hat: see here◊
- Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids!: I'm a realist
- The Smart Guy: goes hand in hand with Brilliant, but Lazy
- Writers Cannot Do Math: failed Math 102 3 times.
Vandalize Me
Smashing, isn't it? - Kuro Fox |
- Ignore the circular fungal growth in your living room. It is nothing to concern yourself over. - a trustworthy faerie
- Don't drink water from the circle! You'll turn ugly!-Enkufka
- Enk is just being silly. It most certainly will not turn you ugly. - a very trustworthy faerie
- But you might disappear if you go into it!-Enku
- If there are squigs...be afraid... -InverurieJones
- The faeries refuse to either confirm or deny such rumours. - a Public Relations faerie
- Don't drink water from the circle! You'll turn ugly!-Enkufka
- Vandalism ensues! -PantheraSapiensEllipsis
- And re-ensues! -PantheraSapiensEllipsis
- I'm afraid I shall have to point out that -phile suffixes typically mean a fetish or physical need for something rather than just an obsession and you need to add a prefix to it, not any word that fits (and even if that was correct, the o is superflous). You are in fact an oxyquilomanic ("oxy" = sharp, "quilo" = edge, "maniac" = obsessive). Anyway, coffee? *raises flask* - Bisected8
- Congratulations! You have ninjad me at the vandalism game! Now I'm vandalizin' on yer wall! Anyways, wanna sandvich? —Earl of Sandvich
- Is it quality you seek in your search for blades and swords, or quantity? ~ Aliroz The Confused
- numerous qualtity blades
- Whoa, great collection you've got there. ~ betterthanstrawberry
- Swords and blades rock. ~ HellmanSabian
- "Van The Baron"...What are you the baron of? -Mega Magikarp
- Daylight savings! Oh my god, daylight savings!
- Hey Van! I just VANdalized your page! —Earl of Sandvich
- BOOOOOOO *throws tomato-Vanthebaron
- Hey, don't get your bollocks in a twist! — Robin Zimm
- BOOOOOOO *throws tomato-Vanthebaron
- Bwa-ha-ha! You are indeed interesting, and that is a good thing. ~Enzeru
- Oh hey, it's Spider-Jersuelem!- Mr W
- hee~ey NOOOOOOO- -.......my biscuits...taken away
- *whoosh* *running through* Sorrycatchingbiscuitthiefbye!!!
- Pink Dave:hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
- I thought I vandalized you already. Huh. ~Enzeru
- Hey, what's up? -Chester A Bum
- the sky
- Congratulations on acquiring such a Nice Hat. ~Aliroz The Confused.
- The chair leg of truth wants a word -steampowered
- It says "Shut Up Steam!-Vanthebaron
- A fellow member of royalty! AWESOMES! —an Earl
- Hey, listen, if I ever die, I want you to take me to see the Knicks play at Madison Square Garden one last time, just like this. You can do that for me, right? —Sean Murray I
- More vandalism! MWA ha ha. I really wish I could hang out with you and some other tropers. ~No one in particular
- yawns don't mind me i'm rather sleepy 2day.....- A very tired person
- <- how I wish I looked Please, you look aheckuvalot better than me. ~Enzeru
- Your page has been hit the hardest a rusty crowbar could hit a page. -El
- sorry the pic makes me immune due to spider's awesomeness
- It was me!! I was in your page all along!!! - GIR 2.0
- Hi! So... more vandalism, I guess. ~Enzeru
- Hoy - NIZE HAT! -MidnightRambler
- HELLO! It was hard to get in here, but I finally vandalized ya. ~ Braincogs
- Here I am to wreck the page!!!! And look! A gift for you! Here You Go!!!- The Watcher
- Yay! A fellow Sym Bionic Titan fan! :D -Nekoalexa
- We need to find Ilana before she gets hurt! -Lance
- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...THIS VANDALISM IS NOW OVER. -A Vandalising Reaper
- THE STRONGEST addition. — TARDISES
- MOAR ADDITION. — TARDISES
- I've heard that the Tardis is a good way of time travel. Of course, I could be wrong.
- I will never bow to you! Not even an immense display of inconceivable power will convince me! The Strelok, proud unbeliever.
- That smiley face in your page pic looks like the one from the movie Evolution, I think. —T. Ray
- Its the symbol of the Transient's in Transmetropolitan
- Huh. Well, that's a strange occurence. —T, again
- Its the symbol of the Transient's in Transmetropolitan
- Hi! I'm also an atheist who likes Runaways.
- This troper is also an atheist...maybe. I'm an atheist for this dimension and an agnostic for other dimensions?
- Y'ello! :3 ~Fuzy2K
- Vandalize and vanthebaron share the first three letters... but you knew that already. Did Enzeru say that already? I think I did.
- Make way for the Vandal. The Vandal is the almighty one. Bow down before him. ~theindefiniteone
- WELP HAY DERE. Fun fact, I'm vandalizing your page while I'm at school. Anyways, just dropping by and saying hi. Buh-bye! ~Bella
- Gaze upon my vandalism and DESPAIR! —ABNDT
- Yo! How's it going? ~Enzeru
- Hi there ! How are ya doin' ? ~ Dhana Ragnarok
- Still doin' good ? Time to play some Mahjong ! ~ Dhana Ragnarok
- Shouldn't it be " The baron van xxx" ? :p ~ Dhana Ragnarok
- Sup? First time here! Inhopeless Guy
- Amy Rose first appeared in the 1992 Sonic Shokugan manga. later, she appeared in 1993's Sonic CD. She was the Damsel in Distress. She was playable in the same years Sonic Drift, released only in Japan. She returned for the sequel, which was released in America. She also appeared in Sonic The Fighters, Sonic R and Sonic's Gameworld. She was redesigned in Sonic Adventure, her fist playable platformer appearance relaesed in 1999. She then became a reccuring playable charcter until Unleashed, where she was an NPC again. In Sonic Colors, she is absent, but will return in Sonic Generations. In other words, i'm just saying hi, and giving you a history lesson to boot. Miru
- Hello. Would you like to learn about the Church of Quarterology? —Quarterman
- HI @Miru
- The gerbils are coming! The GERBILS are COMING!!!! - Mort08
- Hey, again. Inhopeless Guy
- HEY! HEY! ~Dracosketch
- What? I haven't been here yet? Note to self:Must lurk more. - Karl Kadaver
- A fellow fantasy fan? Grand! We will fight FOR GREAT JUSTICE! —Ailedhoo
- Your eyes tell the stories of a day you wish you could... — Liberated Liberater
- recall the moments that once have
- Retract the footsteps that have brought us to this favor... — Fuck yeah, Coheed and Cambria
- I wouldn't ask this of you
- -random scribble- ~ Aralyn
- Hello! Inhopeless Guy
- -craks whip- SING
- A shattered realm....-The Void
- Mon-Calamari Cruiser ready! -desdendelle
- Hm. I've skipped line. Oh dear. ~theindefiniteone
- Sock it to me, bro! -Tye Dye Wildebeest
- I know what you did ~GearLeader
- Hello -Ailedhoo
- Hi! ~Dracosketch
- Rararara tralllllllllllllaaaaaaaa fooodedooop babadaredoop.
- Sean Murray I here. You look like a guy who appreciates good music, so I decided to leave you with a few British new wave dance pop hits from The '80s as well as their incredibly shitty 21st century heavy metal covers.
- This page has been graced by the presence of Lord Aniventerie, Grand Chancellor of the Internet. BOW MORTALS. I SAID BOW. WHY AREN'T YOU BOWI-Ow! Stop throwing things at me! -Aniventerie
- This page has been marked by the High Order of Stephenslasvinoskaniskopishivisk, be warned. ~With love, Prometheus136
- PARTY. ON. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSH679doRLA Inhopeless Guy
- I AM THE EGGMAN! Ailedhoo
- and I am the Walrus
- I would play a song, but I lost my Lute. A Stray Bard
- I can play a song, but I'm shit at it. -Steventheman
- BAMF! Leaving unnecessarily violent vandalism right here and mind-numbing vandalism right there. Have a nice day. BAMF! - Belfagor