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No, she didn't miss you, you idiot! She doesn't give a shit about you! In fact, NO one gives a shit about you! Hell, people like Shippo more than you.
— InuYasha telling Koga what everyone thinks about him, Inuyasha Episode Infinity
Video Games
I hate that frog!
—Wolf O'Donnell (talking about Slippy), Star Fox: Assault
Web Animation
Uncharted 2 does put a lot of effort into its scenery. This could be one of the reasons why they make us climb onto the tops of very high things all the bloody time, the other being to give us an opportunity to leap off into space and see if Nathan Drake can wisecrack his way out of a 50-story drop onto a bric-a-brac store, the smug flat-headed cunt.
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You might have noticed that cartoons had a different idea what was comic relief than other media. Cartoon comic relief people aren't like the fat guy in the spring break movie that'll eat anything, get stuck in doorways, and win the water skiing competition with a perfectly timed fart. Comic relief in cartoons didn't make you laugh. They were just a couple people that we hated more than anyone else.
I know I give Cyclops a pretty hard time on this show, and that that’s not always fair...but dudes. For real. This guy is complaining not about Jean being kidnapped, but literally whining about how he wasn’t kidnapped too. I’m not even kidding. It’s like Mr. Sinister took Jean out for ice cream and Scott wanted Ice Cream too and you said if he got an A on his test he could have some Professor you said.
David: Dear God, Thank You For No Otis.
Chris: Do you really hate Otis so much that you’re willing to take Jon Cryer instead?
David: Yes. Happily.
Chris: Wow. You really hate Otis.
David: I don’t think you understood the depths of my hatred until now.
Chris: Do you really hate Otis so much that you’re willing to take Jon Cryer instead?
David: Yes. Happily.
Chris: Wow. You really hate Otis.
David: I don’t think you understood the depths of my hatred until now.
—ComicsAlliance on Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Superman IV: The Quest for PeaceOkay everybody, it's clear that Billy wants some attention. No no, let's hold everything, because Billy clearly wants to be the focus of the conversation. We're only talking about a magical artifact that could hold the very fate of the world, but Billy wants to entertain us. Hold the phone, guys. Okay Billy, we're all looking at you now. You have the rapt attention of everybody in the room. Make us laugh, fucktard. MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH. You wanted the attention so bad, now you got it. Come on, man! What you got? Oh, were you done? You're out of jokes? Because you were perfectly happy to spend twenty years of your wasted fucking life dishing out sarcasm from the shadows, I thought you'd appreciate this chance in the spotlight to get it all out of your system. What, where are you going? Don't leave! We were all ready to hear your fucking stand-up routine. Are you CRYING? You PUSSY. You're real smart when you're cracking one-liners like some fucking chimp flinging his shit at people, ain't ya?
Yes, it doesn’t help that he’s suddenly being written as the most obnoxious teenager in the history of the world, but he’s hard-pressed to deal with well-written dramatic material too, as he’ll show given time.
As irritating as pubic louse and just as nasty. Adric declares that all women are mindless, impatient and bossy and judging by the look on Tegan’s face she's ready to shove his little winkie in a blender and serve it up as an Alzarian smoothie.
When I talk about the greatness of Deep Space Nine and all the ways in which I think it’s the greatest of the Star Trek series, I should always remember to add an asterisk with the footnote, '… except Ferengi episodes.'
Lana is stupid. Lana needs to die. Lana is like two minutes hate. Lana is worse than breaking a thermometer in my hand. Lana tastes like... burning. Lana is like hitting a baby with a baseball bat. Lana is a monkey without poo, a midget without a sense of humor. Lana is like war. Lana like a metaphor without a... something. Lana, I hope you die next week. Die die die die die.
Lana is like hitting a baby with a baseball bat. Lana is a monkey without poo, a midget without a sense of humor. Lana is like war. Lana like a metaphor without a... something. Lana, I hope you die next week. Die die die die die.Yes, they serve a purpose. Yes, they're supposed to be cute. That doesn't stop [them] from being the most irritating helpers this side of the dog in Duck Hunt.
—The Gaming Pixie discussing Golden Axe
'Okay,' someone at Squaresoft must have said at a developers' meeting, 'Final Fantasy II's weakest character was Gordon, and Final Fantasy III's most useless class was the Bard. You know what I think would be a good idea? COMBINING THEM.'
.'— Pat R., "Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!"
No idea if he is a face or heel here, but I do know I want to punch him in the face. To be fair, that’s pretty much my feeling any time I see the guy. So much so that anytime you see him, feel free to imagine me cracking my knuckles whilst I delight in the imagery of Miz’s face as my own personal speed bag. No way I am the only person thinking that.
Much is Robin's brother in this telling. A wise choice, as that's the only possible explanation for why they'd keep someone this incompetent around for as long as they do, instead of leading him to a quiet spot in the woods, taking out their bows, and telling him about the rabbits.
— Brian Lynch, Under the Hood, on the character of Much in Robin of Sherwood
, on the character of Much in Robin of SherwoodThe scene cuts to the rest of the cast still collecting sap, then they hear the bestial roar of what I still at the time was hoping was Cardin being eaten.
Web Video
To be honest, the best part about this is knowing that Fi is trapped in there in the other games, unable to speak. She must be dying after all this time. It also adds an upside to mistakenly slamming the sword against a wall, as well. It's good to know she's in there.
—Matthewmatosis on the Master Sword
on the Master SwordLet's not pretend things are other than what they are: I don't like Neelix. On this long Trek, he is a tack in the sole of your shoe that barely pokes its sharp edge into your foot, bringing discomfort with each step, but too embedded for you to stop and pull it out with your fingers.
Boy, remember how upset we all were that Wesley Crusher was almost completely cut out of Star Trek: Nemesis? When I saw him sitting there at Will and Deanna’s wedding, in his single, tiny remaining shot, I for one wanted to stand up and shout, "YOU MISSED ONE!"
Shut up, Dax!
—Lewis Lovhaug, which he says quite a lot in the video, History of Power Rangers: Power Rangers Operation Overdrive.
He's not just an incorrigibly hormonal teen, he's a sex predator, and it bums me out. He brings nothing to the table, and really just makes every scene worse.
"Watch as she pawns off her kid, crashes her car on an empty road, and even in death, is literally haunting the show with her annoying presence. Ugggh! She's the worst!"
— Honest Trailers, on Lori from The Walking Dead (Seasons 1-3)
Real Life
Jar-Jar is the key to all this, if we get Jar-Jar working. Because he's a funnier character than we've ever had.
My god, a lot of the hate mail I used to get suddenly makes a whole lot of sense.
—Wil Wheaton firing up some Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes for the first time
As we reach the final episode in the second season, it's not a finale in the sense we think of them now. There'll be no cliff hanger, nor sudden, violent death of a main character — perhaps trapped inside a locker and fucked to death by an escaped baboon — no matter how hard you're praying for it.
—Stuart Millard on Screech, So Excited, So Scared
