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Steven: I'm gonna need you to be my arms.
Lars: Ugh, fine...
Steven: Lars, pull my pants off.
Lars: WHAT?!

High Elf Archer: Imperfect? But you must have lived for a thousand years no? You're an elf. Pull yourself together.
Lyu/Ryu Lion: Huh? I'm 21...
Archer, Cowgirl, and Chigusa: ...Whaaaaat?!
Ryu: What's the matter?
Chigusa: You're way younger than I expected!
Cowgirl: In fact, you're the same age as I am! Well, I guess even a thousand-year-old Elf has to be 21 at some point...
Archer: Wait a minute. You're only two-digits old? You're still a child! Even that Dwarf is a hundred-something years old... and you're younger?!
Memoria Freese, Ryu's outfit story when dressed as High Elf Archer

Noel: Ragna the Bloodedge... is already... is already my husband!
Ragna: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Rachel: How dare you, Ragna! You could have me as your wife! Why?!
Ragna: You, just stay out of this! You're just making things worse!
BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, Rachel's Gag Reel

Ray: [watching their first house being engulfed in lava] There may or may not be lava engulfing our house.
Most of the Roosterteeth crew: WHAT?! HOLY SHIT! WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAT THE HELL?!

"What the... what... the... fucking what? Fuck!"

Robert Mitchum's floating head: What?
The Cloak: What do you mean what?
Mitchum's head: ...I MEAN WHAT?!

Father Ted: What's that you're looking at, father?
Father Jack Hackett: WHAT?
Ted: Is that a film?
Jack: WHAT?
Ted: Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland?
Jack: WHAT?
Ted: Is that Flatliners you are watching?
Jack: WHAT?
Father Jose Fernandez: Is Father Jack a little short of hearing?
Jack: WHAT?
Ted: To be honest, he can hear quite well when he wants to. Watch this... Father Jack, would you like a brandy?
Jack: Yes.

"WHAT? [laughs] WHAT? WHAT? DIDN'T HE JUST GIVE A FUCKING SPEECH? WHAT? YO, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, THEY THREW YOUR BOY OFF! Hold the fuck... WHAT? FOR REAL?
Dashie Games during his Life Is Strange playthrough upon finding out that Mark Jefferson is the real villain

Brainiac 5: It's a ten-thousand-year-old Brocian hunting statue! Rumored by natives to have "magical" properties when struck by lightning, so I was analyzing its reception to other kinds of energy!
Supergirl: Okay! So what did you hit it with?
Brainiac 5: Uh, I opened the timestream and bombarded it with chronon energy.
Supergirl: WHAT?
Brainiac 5: Obviously that wasn't the best of my ideas!
Supergirl: So what's it doing now?
Brainiac 5: Based on my readings, I'm pretty sure I just created a magical time bomb. And if my calculations are correct, we've got less than four seconds to live.
Supergirl (2005) Annual #2

Lana Lang: Where are you right now?
Linda: I'm at the house. Why?
Lana: Because a Bizarro with your face is tearing up the financial district!
Linda: WHAT?!?

Cleo: But what possessed you to starve yourself for so long?
Veronica: No one brought food to my room.
Luca: What?! Wait, no. Needs more surprise. ...WHAAAAT?!

"VEGETA'S DOING WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!"

Hector Hammond: (thinking) This time, the Lantern was doomed.
Hal Jordan: That's what you always think, Hammond.
Hector Hammond: WHAT?

Shadow: I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now. That's the law.
Dr. Eggman: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT!? WHAT?!
Real-Time Fandub, "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)"

J. Jonah Jameson: Be a man about it! SHOW THEM YOUR MANHOOD!
Peter Parker: Yes, sir — wait, WHAT?!

Engineer: But I can explain. I don't know how this could have happened.
Mastermind: WHAT?! What did you just say to me?!
Engineer: Sir, I'm sorry...
[The Mastermind presses a button and the engineer falls into a trap door.]
Mastermind: Now, do you care to repeat yourself for me?
Second Engineer: I, uh... I... Oh god, oh god...
Mastermind: No, seriously, I didn't hear you the first time. No, I'm not being funny. I didn't hear a word you said. It was like I was in my own zone, blanked out and never came back.
Second Engineer: The trap door to the shark tank, sir.
Mastermind: Mmm-hmm?
Second Engineer: There's a flaw in its construction.
Mastermind: WHAT?!
Second Engineer: I said, there was a flaw in its construction!
Mastermind: Ah, thank you.

Julien Simon-Chautempsnote : OK Kimi, we have now 5-second time penalty that we will serve after the race.
Kimi Räikkönen: For what?
Julien Simon-Chautemps: So they will add 5 seconds to your time after the racec.
Kimi Räikkönen: (interrupts Simon-Chautemps) FOR WHAT?!
Julien Simon-Chautemps: For crossing the line on pit entry.
Formula One 2020 Tuscan Grand Prix

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! Man, come on!"
Yuki Tsunoda gets blocked by Sergio Perez, Formula One 2021 Turkish Grand Prix

Misato: Come, Rei, let'sh – hey, ish shat Aoba over there? Ha, almosht not recogn'zed him wish so little hair! Ish he gettin' bald or what?
Reri: Heh, not hiss faul', is it? Everyone isss getting older. Your hair 'as lost quite sssome color too...
Misato: WHA'?

CATS: How are you, gentlemen! All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!

"Shinji's reason for not being here with the rest of humanity isn't exactly... pleasant." Kyoko slowly said as she hugged herself. Asuka's only response was to stare back at her mother and cross her arms. "Alright, I suppose you deserve to know. Shinji... Shinji was the one who initiated Third Impact..."
"WHAT?!"
[Misato's] shriek almost deafened Asuka.

"Whaaaat!? No, you've got it all wrong! I'm not Luste! I'm Protogirl Bluste, the Metal Hero of Justice!"

Newscaster: Thanks, Mariko! Tell our viewers goodbye!
Marie: Yeah, yeah. But before that... a personal message. I'm doing just fine. Love you, Protagonist!
Rise: WHAT!?
Chie: Uhh... Was that...?
Yosuke: D-Did she just confess her love... on a public news show!?
Dojima: Haha, I can imagine the complaints flying in right now. Kids these days... Wait, that was your name. If only you were so lucky, huh? Hahahahaha!

Zeed: Your fists are just like a mosquito's!
Kenshiro: You Are Already Dead.
Zeed: WHAT!? [his head and body then explodes]

Knightbrace: I'm not going to eat [the Rainbow Munchies everyone has been fighting over throughout the episode]. I'm going to destroy them! [evil laughter]
Sector V: WHAT?!
Count Spankulot: What?!
Mr. Boss: What?!
Stickybeard, Chewy, and Gooey: Huh?!
Crazy Old Cat Lady: What?!
Mr. Fizz:¡¿Qué?!
Mighty Mom and Destructo Dad: What?!
Toiletnator: MY BAAAACK!
Father: WHAT?!

Kale: Finally, some peace and quiet. Someone get me a cortado.
TEC-78: Oh, the coffee machine's only putting out decaf, sir.
Kale: WHAT!?

Decepticon Drone: Lord Megatron, you are free.
Megatron: Yes... Do we have the AllSpark?
Decepticon Drone: No, Lord Megatron, the Autobots are in possession of the AllSpark, but—
Megatron: WHAT?!
Transformers: Autobots, "Clearing the Road"

Brawl: The Autobots took the AllSpark! Bumblebee's got it and he's heading to Tranquility!
Megatron: WHAT?!
Transformers: Decepticons, "Get the Chip"

Waldorf: That was crazy!
Statler: What?
Waldorf: Brutal!
Statler: What?
Waldorf: Terrific!
Statler: WHAT?
Waldorf: You're really into the show.
Statler: What?
Waldorf: Oh, great. We've gone from Stone Cold to someone who was born in the Stone Age...
Statler: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Statler and Waldorf, WWE Raw, October 31, 2011

Elder Price: Excuse me sir, but-but what exactly does that phrase mean?
Mafala: Well, let's see... "Eebowai" means "God". And "Hasa Diga" means... "Fuck You". So I guess in English it would be "Fuck you, God!"
Ugandans: Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Elder Price: WHAT?!
The Book of Mormon, "Hasa Diga Eebowai"

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