History Quotes / BigWhat

-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/DashieGames DashieXP]]''' during his ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange'' playthrough upon finding out that [[spoiler:Mark Jefferson]] is the real villain

->'''[[ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes Brainiac 5]]:''' It’s a ten-thousand-year-old Brocian hunting statue! Rumored by natives to have "magical" properties when struck by lightning, so I was analyzing its reception to other kinds of energy!\\

'''Steven:''' Lars, [[AccidentalInnuendo pull my pants off]].\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Stuck Together"

->'''[[Literature/GoblinSlayer High Elf Archer]]''': Imperfect? But you must have lived for a thousand years no? You’re an elf. Pull yourself together.\\
'''[[Literature/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Lyu/Ryu Lion]]''': Huh? I’m 21…\\
'''Archer, Cowgirl, and Chigusa''': … Whaaaaat?!\\
'''Ryu''': What’s the matter?\\
'''Chigusa''': You’re way younger than I expected!\\
'''Cowgirl''': In fact, you’re the same age as I am! Well, I guess even a thousand-year-old Elf has to be 21 at some point...\\
'''Archer''': Wait a minute. You’re only two-digits old? You’re still a child! Even that Dwarf is a hundred-something years old… and you’re younger?!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MemoriaFreese'', Ryu's outfit story when dressed as High Elf Archer.

->'''Noel''': Ragna the Bloodedge... is already... is already my husband!\\
'''Ragna''': WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!\\
'''Rachel''': How dare you, Ragna! You could have me as your wife! Why?!\\
'''Ragna''': You, just stay out of this! You're just making things worse!

->'''Ray''': ''[Watching their first house being engulfed in lava]'' There may or may not be lava engulfing our house.\\

-->-- ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'''s Achievement Hunter LetsPlay ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''

->''What the... what... the... fucking what? Fuck!''
-->-- '''Larry''', ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDeadTelltale'' Games

->'''Robert Mitchum's floating head''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''The Cloak''': What do you mean what?\\
'''Mitchum's head''':...''I MEAN WHAT?!''

->'''Father Ted''': What's that your looking at, father?\\
'''Father Jack Hackett''': WHAT?\\
'''Ted''': Is that a film?\\
'''Jack''': WHAT?\\
'''Ted''': Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland?\\
'''Jack''': WHAT?\\
'''Ted''': Is that Flatliners you are watching?\\
'''Jack''': WHAT?\\
'''Father Jose Fernandez''': Is Father Jack a little short of hearing?\\
'''Jack''': WHAT?\\
'''Ted''': To be honest, he can hear quite well when he wants to. Watch this...\\
'''Ted''': Father Jack, would you like a brandy?\\
'''Jack''': Yes.

-> ''"WHAT??? (laughs) WHAT? WHAT???? DIDN'T HE JUST GIVE A FUCKING SPEECH??? WHAT??? YO, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT, THEY THREW YOUR BOY OFF!! Hold the fuck..[[OverlyLongGag WHAT???]] FOR REAL??''
-->--[[LetsPlay/DashieGames DashieXP]] during his ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange'' playthrough upon finding out [[spoiler: Mark Jefferson]] is the real villain

->'''Comicbook/{{Brainiac}} 5:''' It’s a ten-thousand-year-old Brocian hunting statue! Rumored by natives to have "magical" properties when struck by lightning, so I was analyzing its reception to other kinds of energy!\\
'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Okay! So what did you hit it with?\\
'''Brainiac-5:''' Uh, I opened the timestream and bombarded it with chronon energy.\\

'''Brainiac-5:''' Obviously that wasn't the best of my ideas!\\

'''Brainiac-5:''' Based on my readings, I'm pretty sure I just created a magical time bomb. And if my calculations are correct, we've got less than four seconds to live.

->'''ComicBook/LanaLang:''' Where are you right now?\\

->'''Cleo''': But what possessed you to starve yourself for so long?\\
'''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemHeroes Veronica]]''': No one brought food to my room.\\
'''Luca''': What?! Wait, no. Needs more surprise. ...WHAAAAT?!
-->--''VideoGame/DragaliaLost''

->'''J. Jonah Jameson''': Be a man about it! [[AccidentalInnuendo SHOW THEM YOUR MANHOOD!]]\\
'''Peter Parker''': Yes sir - wait, ''WHAT?!''

->'''Newscaster''': Thanks, Mariko! Tell our viewers goodbye!\\
'''Marie''': Yeah, yeah. But before that... a personal message. I'm doing just fine. Love you, [[HelloInsertNameHere Protagonist]]!\\
'''Rise''': '''''WHAT!?'''''\\
'''Chie''': Uhh... Was that...?\\
'''Yosuke''' D-Did she just confess her love... on a public news show!?\\
'''Dojima''': Haha, I can imagine the complaints flying in right now. Kids these days... Wait, that was your name. [[DramaticIrony If only you were so lucky, huh? Hahahahaha!]]

'''Zeed:''' WHAT!? ([[YourHeadAsplode his head and body then explodes]])

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'',''[[Recap/CodenameKidsNextDoorS4E8BOperationMUNCHIES Operation M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S.]]''

-->--''[[Videogame/TransformersTheGameDS Transformers: Autobots]]'', "Clearing the Road"

-->--''[[Videogame/TransformersTheGameDS Transformers: Decepticons]]'', "Get the Chip"

-->--'''JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', October 31, 2011

'''Mafala:''' Well, lets see... "Eebowai" means "God". And "Hasa Diga" means... "Fuck You". So I guess in English it would be "Fuck you, God!"\\

->'''Ray''': ''[Watching their first house being engulfed in lava]'' There may or may not be lava engulfing our house.
->'''Most of the Roosterteeth crew:''' [[MassOhCrap WHAT?! HOLY SHIT! WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAT THE HELL?!]]

->'''Misato:''' "Come, Rei, let'sh – hey, ish shat Aoba over there? Ha, almosht not recogn'zed him wish so little hair! Ish he gettin' bald or what?"\\
'''Reri:''' "Heh, not hiss faul', is it? Everyone isss getting older. Your hair 'as lost quite sssome color too..."\\
'''Misato:''' "WHA'?"

-->--'''Justforfun/StatlerAndWaldorf''', ''Wrestling/WWERaw'', October 31, 2011