The timecards that cut down allegedly long events. They have funny noises accompanying them and just look goofy.
Entree tries to find something Peris good at, so he tries house painting, but ends up burning the house down somehow.
Two Legs Joe: You better hope you guys are good at RUNNING!
Later Peri tries fixing Joes house with his new talent, bowling. Aimlessly wrecking the construction equipment and buckets of paint and nails actually works, but the building catches fire again for no reason.
Chets instructional video on bowling.
Chet: *tries bowling but only knocks down one pin* For the love of-!
When the Pineons arrive, they accidentally say the wrong thing.
Pineon Leader: ...from now on, you shall worship us like dogs! They throw bones at them.
Peri retrieves his bowling ball from the volcano with an epic leap to the sky with dramatic lightning in the background, only for his silhouette to crumble to ashes in the light of the moon with the words "Ow! Hot.."
Entree attempts to memorize a dictionary, only to cause his brain to overheat and his speech starts going haywire.
Two Arms Joe
Peri and Entree ask Compuhorse about how they can help Two-Legs Joe.
Peri: Where are we going to find a set of arms around here? Compuhorse: The answer is closer than you think. Entree: Oh my gosh, Peri! You have arms! Peri: Holy moly! (runs off with Entree) Compuhorse:(beat) That's not what I meant... (zooms out to reveal an enormous robot arm lying next to Compuhorse)
Come to the Dork Side
Best Before Date
Stupid Means Never Having To Say I'm Sorry
Fuzzy's Great Journey
There Will Be Stomp
Taste of Friendship
Marzipan Meadows and the Kingdom of Adventure
Livin' La Vida Lava
Mo' Mayo, Mo' Problems
My Fair Sharkbunny
The Mutants Who Cried Monster
Entree tries to get respect by fighting Tentacle Bob.
Peri: But no one's ever fought Tentacle Bob and lived! 'Entree: I'll just poke him in the eyes with my poking stick. Peri: But Tentacle Bob doesn't have eyes-only tentacles! Entree: Joke's on him. I don't have a stick.
Of Masters and Minions
Follow Your Dreamworms
Nightmare On Condemned Street
The Knowing is Growing short at the end
Entee: HE'S DOING JAZZ HANDS, FUZZY!! JAZZ HANDS!!! Smarty Smarts: RAZZMATAZZ!
The ending, in which Entree and the whirrel's bodies are destroyed just before their brains can be switched back, leaving them as disembodied talking brains. One of the most hilarious subversions of the "Freaky Friday" Flip story ever.
Better yet, is the "Next time on Spliced" segment that immediately follows it.
Peri: Hey, who didn't finish their dinner? (gasps from live audience) Whirrel's brain: Me sorry. Peri: It's tough being a dad, with My Two Brains! (live audience laughs; Peri laughs too) Entree's brain:(sobbing) I want my body back!
It's Nobody's Cult But Mine
Stomach on Strike
Joe: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T STOMP YOU!
Peri: (thinking) Come on brain, don't fail me now... (speaking) Because we haven't done anything yet?
Joe: Oh yeah. AND YOU? *puts foot over Entree*
Entree: (thinking) Come on brain, don't fail me now... That number has been disconnected. beep. (speaking) Because that number has been disconnected? Beep?