Funny / Oathkeeper's Awakening

• The Genie, of course, is a goldmine of comedic moments.
  • Upon meeting Kairi:
    Oh! Who do we have here? Look at this fine lady we have here! Blue eyes, charming smile, red hair, there's only one person this could be... Emma Stone.
  • His reaction when he learns that Sora is missing:
    Wait! Sora's missing? Oh no! He could be anywhere! He could be trapped in a volcano, or stuck in a tornado, or worse... he could be trapped in an internet server where a bunch of crazy fangirls are fighting over who he's in love with! I've seen it; it's not a pretty sight…
• Just as he has Kairi at his mercy, Aros gets humiliatingly taken out by Kevin in a scene reminiscent of Kingdom Hearts III's 'Yeetus Vanitas'. Kevin squawks in Aros' face before yanking his Keyblade out of his hand and swallowing it whole. She then spits it out in Aros' face, picks him up in her beak and begins tossing him up and down, smacking him against various trees.
• Nick Wilde flirts with Kairi upon meeting her.
  -I apologize for my partner being so rude and forgetting to introduce me. My name is Nick Wilde. And let me just say that I've lived in Zootopia my entire life and I have yet to meet such a flawless babe as yourself.
• The heroes lining up for the Sloth DMV. Kairi optimistically suggests that they listen to some music, naively unaware of the 6-hour wait ahead of them.
  Aww, it won't be so bad, you guys. At least we have the nice Rootada song to listen to, right? (Gilligan Cut) Okay, THIS IS THE WORST! We've listened to Rootada's Sanctuary almost 40 times already! JUST GET ON WITH IT!
• The Sloth DMV scene is every bit as drawn-out as it is in the animated film, except this time, the sloths get sidetracked over a conversation about Kingdom Hearts ships.
  Nick: Hey Flash.
  Everybody Else: No!
  Nick: In Realm of Hearts 3, which ship is going to become canon?
  Flash: You know….I…...am…...loyal…..to….Skye…..and…..Rocko.
  Nick: Awww, but come on Flash, you know they've been building up Skye and Kiara for practically the entire series! Y'know, sky meets sea? You know the two are gonna share the po-po fruit. It's bound to happen.
  Flash: I don't…..care. Hey….Priscilla…..?
  Priscilla: Yes…..Flash….?
  Kairi: No! Come on!
  Flash: Which…...ship…...in…...Realm….of…..Hearts…..3…...is…..going…..to…...become….canon?
  Priscilla: I…...think…..Skye…...has…... two….paws…..and…. he….and…..Rocko…..and…...Kiara…...should….all….be….. together…...Because…..Skye…...loves…..both…...of….them.
  Judy: Come on! We don't have time for your ship wars! Save that for Tweeter and Bumblr!
  • Additionally, Flash has trouble spelling Kairi's last name 'Uchida'.
    Flash: U….C….I…
    Kairi: No! No! NO! You forgot the 'H'!
    Flash: ...I am…..sorry…...I will….have to…..start….over.
    • The implication that Kairi's last name was revealed for the sole purpose of prolonging the Sloth DMV scene.
• The group leaves the DMV only to find that it's already night. Xion's reaction sells it.
  Well, we should go get something for lunch. I'm starving. Or...maybe that would be dinner, because IT'S APPARENTLY NIGHTTIME ALREADY!
  • The group arrived at the DMV at 9:12AM... and left at roughly 11PM. It took 14 hours to get Kairi a driver's license. Adding insult to injury, she won't even be able to use it outside of Zootopia.
• When Kristoff and Anna begin to fall asleep, Elsa wakes them up by throwing snowballs in their faces.
• Elsa's reaction when Anna sings Let It Go.
  Ugh, no! Anything but That!
• The seashell piece in the Kingdom of Corona is in the possession of Vladimir... who's using it as a tooth.
  It matches the unicorns.
• Riku and Naveen have a few funny moments after being taken hostage by Celia Facilier.
  • The boys discuss their predicament:
    Riku: How did I of all people end up being the Damsel in Distress?
    Naveen: Oh no, my friend, we are not damsels in distress. We're simply damsels. If we were damsels in distress, I'D BE SHOUTING FOR TIANA'S NAME FOR MY LIFE!
  • This exchange:
    Celia Facilier: You dare disrespect me?!
    Riku: Please, I've dealt with women much worse than you. One of them, I actually had the guts to stab, so don't think I won't have a problem doing the same to you.
    Naveen: Uh... What he means is that…he's dealt with women much less beautiful than you! Yes! Yes! You are a very...appealing woman!
• Kairi and Riku meet the diminutive Master Yoda, who invites them into his hut.
  Riku: Uh...how am I supposed to fit in there? I'm only a couple inches short of six feet tall.
  Kairi: Very carefully?
  Yoda: Complain, you must not! Friend, I have, and he tall as you! He climb in no problem! Mmmmm!
  • When Kairi crawls through the entrance of the hut, Riku gets a very good view of his best friend's butt, much to his embarrassment.
    Yoda: Wandering eyes, I see!
    Kairi: Riku! Keep your eyes to yourself!
    Riku: I'm not...ugh! I was waiting for you to clear out of the way so I can crawl in!
    Kairi: I know! I just love messing with you. Consider this my personal revenge for how you always got on Sora's case about me.