Paranoid Android 252 / Tropers

Greetings and salutations you miserable nerds, my name is Paranoid Android. That was a lie, my name is actually [censored]. I like to do things sometimes :) except when I don't :(

things about me:

-she/her

-leo but I think horoscopes are BS (However in Homestuck-speak, it means I'm an olive-blood)

-Lemini, Derse Dreamer, Seer of Doom

-Neutral Good

-INFP 6w5 649 sp/so Rluai

bleh!

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Tropes that apply to me!?

Absent-Minded Professor: *explains horrific nuclear disaster at a family gathering*
Aloof Dark-Haired Girl: May seem like this at first glance since I keep a resting neutral face and don't speak to anyone I'm not familiar with unless it is absolutely necessary.
Athletically Challenged: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE (did a singular pushup)
Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: *actually has ADHD lol
Animal Lover: Every animal I see I must pet. (mosquitoes however... do not deserve my mercy...)
Because You Were Nice to Me: Do something nice and I'll be eternally grateful.
Blinded by the Light: My eyes...They burn...
But for Me, It Was Tuesday: I'm weirdly apart of a some people's character arcs much to my immense confusion.
Butt-Monkey: My misfortune and blunders will always be a source of comedy for some people.
Cloudcuckoolander: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Confusion Fu: No strategy. Only flailing my weaponized skeleton.
Creepy Loner Girl: A lot of my interests are quite creepy (at least by most people's standards). So... creepy interests + loner + girl = creepy loner girl.
Desperately Looking for a Purpose in Life: Takin' A road to nowhere... We'll take that ride
Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Haha yup that's me
Eyes Always Averted: It's hard to calculate how much eye contact is too much or too little so I my eyes kinda flit from the speaker to something else and then back to the speaker.
Failed a Spot Check: Where?Did?I?Put?My?Computer?
Fangirl: Squee!
Fleeting Passionatehobbies: One day it may be paleontology, the next may be rocks and minerals, heck maybe a week later I'll dabble in the entire lore of multi-media franchise. Who knows?
For Science!: FOR SCIENCE!
Geeky Turn-On: Y-You have esoteric intellectual knowledge? *swoons*
Has a Type: It's always the creepy antagonist. It's now a running gag within my circle of friends.
Hiding Behind Your Bangs: Not the best idea when you're accident prone.
Improperly Paranoid: Maybe it isn't very reasonable to be afraid of swimming at the beach because I once saw a beached jellyfish when I was five... Then again it WAS reasonable because I haven't died at the beach!
I Work Alone: Far less stressful.
Leave Me Alone!: Something said by every eldest sibling.
Motor Mouth: When I'm excited. Add caffeine to the equation and you have an annoyance on your hands.
Nature Lover: Nothing can compare with the beauty of nature.
Nerds Are Sexy: Well, I sure think they are... (ノv`*)
Nervous Tics: Hand fiddling, lip biting, shuffling around.
Nervous Wreck: It's hard not to be afraid in a world where literally anything can kill you.
Nightmare Fetishist: Insanely creepy weird subject? COOL!!! strange because I'm afraid of nearly everything...
No Social Skills: Social etiquette didn't come in my instruction manual sorry.
"Not Making This Up" Disclaimer: I make this disclaimer a lot.
Oblivious to Love: I won't realize until I get the spider-sense that someone is about to confess and I have to quickly emotionally push them away because ACK!!! TOO OVERWHELMING!!!
Picky Eater: BLECK!
Properly Paranoid: A broken clock is still right two times a day.
Reality Is Unrealistic: Ugh that crime scene photo is sooooooo fake—- what it's real?! What the fu-
Rummage Fail: My room is a testament to this.
Shrinking Violet: I could be considered this.
The Internet Is for Cats: The best memes are the ones with cats.
The Klutz: Prone to spilling, tripping, bumping into objects, and accidentally elbowing people in the face.
The Quiet One: ...
Used to Be More Social: As a kid I would wave at every single person I passed by at the store

My fave tropes

Alas, Poor Villain

Alien Geometries
Amusing Alien
And I Must Scream
Apocalypse Maiden
Bathos
Big, Screwed-Up Family
Bioluminescence Is Cool: It is!
Black Bug Room
Blood-Splattered Innocents
Brain Uploading
Body Horror
Clever Crows: I'm a big fan of crows in general.
Cradle of Loneliness: Never fails to make me sob.
Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon: hehe
Cyberspace
Deadpan Snarker: Love these guys!
Drone of Dread
Empathy Doll Shot: It always makes me so sad...
Evil Is Visceral
Face of an Angel, Mind of a Demon
Feel No Pain
Flowery Insults: Never fails to make me laugh.
For the Evulz
Girl W Ith Psycho Weapon
Gorn: Yay fun!
Grotesque Cute
Harmless Villain
Killer Rabbit
Loss of Identity
Madness-Induced Omnivore
Make Sure He's Dead
Mask of Sanity
Megaton Punch
Mental Monster
Mind Screw
Meat Moss
Nothing Is Scarier
Noodle Incident
Obliviously Evil
Ominous Television
Ominous Visual Glitch
Poke the Poodle
Sanity Slippage
Socially Awkward Hero
Soundtrack Dissonance
Stalker with a Crush
Technology Porn: Especially in androids or masses of computer bits. So cool!
The Family That Slays Together
The Owl-Knowing One: Though as much as I love a smart owl, they cannot compare with the prowess of corvids.
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: Something about this gives me morbid satisfaction.
Think of the Censors!
Thousand-Yard Stare
Through the Eyes of Madness
Treetop Town
Ugly Cute
Uncanny Valley Girl
Unperson: It's always a good way to make the audience feel dread.
Unreliable Narrator
Video Game Perversity Potential: Because I'm immature and it's hilarious.
Villain Protagonist
Virtual Ghost
Womb Level
Yandere
You Will Be Spared

Genres that are cool :>

Media Genres:

Alternate Reality Game
Analog Horror
Art Game: When it's actually enjoyable and not try-hard.
Black Comedy
Cosmic Horror
Horror Comedy
Mockspiracy
Paranoid Thriller
Psychological Horror
Role-Playing Game
Sci-Fi Horror
Slasher Movie
Survival Horror
Surreal Humor

Music-specific genres:

Media that I enjoy

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