I'm Jonny (AKA GenkiMan
), just some 21 year old git from the UK. I have a weird
family, my mum, Nadine, dad, Stuart, my brothers, Mike and Luke, and my sister, Becky.
I also have a dog, Kody, and two cats, Krystal and Kosmo.
Me and my family provide tropes of:
I hope I don't regret posting this stuff
- The Ace: Becky, she's the best in her class, she's been horse riding since she was 4, everyone thinks she's great.
- Adult Child: My dad and I. My dad hinges towards the "psychopathic" variety from time to time.
- Bad Ass: My dad, he and his group of his friends took on the Hells Angels at a pub, because one of them made a friend of his spill his drink. I'm not kidding. Also he's built like a brick s*@thouse and is a black belt in Karate.
- Big Friendly Dog: Kody.
- Brilliant but Lazy: My mum tells me I'm really smart and can do anything I want, too bad I can't be arsed.
- Butt Monkey: Me, my dad, Mike and Kosmo. Bordering on Cosmic Plaything.
- Cats Are Mean: Zig-zagged with Krystal, completely averted with the Kosmo.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: All of us.
- Deadpan Snarker: I'm British, so natch. Also my Mike.
- The Ditz: My mum.
- Dogs Are Dumb: Kody zig-zags between dumb and smart.
- Drama Queen: Becky overreacts to everything.
- Dysfunctional Family: Sadly.
- Emo Teen: I went through a period of this.
- Mr. Fanservice: If what the girls at my college say is true.
- Friend to All Living Things: Animals, especially dogs, seem to love me.
- Full Name Ultimatum: When my mum and/or dad is mad at me, they call me "Jonathan" instead of "Jonny".
- Genius Ditz: I'm brilliant in some areas, but a complete 'tard in others.
- Hair of Gold: Luke and Becky.
- Also Kody, he's a golden retriever.
- Hartman Hips: I'm a very rare male example.
- My mum aswell. She has had four kids.
- Hikikomori: I seldom leave my bedroom.
- Hypocrite: My dad always yells at me for doing things that he himself does.
- Interspecies Friendship: Kody and Kosmo.
- Jerk Ass: My dad, on his bad days, and he has ''a lot'' of bad days.
- Keet: Luke and Kody.
- Mismatched Eyes: Kosmo has a greenish-yellowish eye and a blue eye.
- Nice Guy: Anyone who knows me will tell you this about me, despite my lethargy and snark.
- Kosmo too, he's probably the friendliest cat you'll ever meet.
- Older Than They Look: People mistake me for being 16-18.
- My mum also gets this treatment.
- Oop North: I live in Manchester.
- Otaku: I'm a huge fan of One Piece, Fist of the North Star, Riki Oh, Berserk, Toriko and Dragon Ball.
- Periphery Demographic: I am a brony and I'm proud. Please don't tell anyone.
- Shrinking Violet: Comes with my Aspergers.
- Sir Swearsalot:I can count the days my dad never once said "Fuck" on one finger, and it would be one too many.
- The Stoic: Luke now he's a teenager.
- Teens Are Monsters: Luke, he's a borderline sociopath.
- Tranquil Fury: Luke lapses into this from time to time.
- Tsundere: Krystal
- Walking Techbane: Every machine I touch slowly but surely turns to shit.
- The Woobie: Kosmo. He has a breathing disorder, is very feeble, constantly takes abuse from Krystal, and always wants affection.
. See ya.