Another test result yields "Mr. Q's Cumbersome Soda Bottle". It's a bottle of soda featuring a stopper that interrupts the flow of soda if the bottle is not held at the proper angle. In other words, a Ramune bottle.
"Following the unfortunate, and completely preventable, death of Agent Gallagher" at the hands of SCP-953, any personnel found to have current or prior ties to the "furry" or "otaku" communities are to be immediately reassigned to other projects."
The phrase "Shakes me, makes me lighter" repeated in SCP-1782 is a lyrics from "Teardrop" by Massive Attack. Doubles as a Genius Bonus considering the music video of that song and the nature of SCP-1782.
SCP-1881 is an arcade machine. Not surprisingly, its stages are modeled after existing classic games:
The "spaceship" stage, could be one of several early Shoot 'em Up games.
87.1) If Dr. Bright is found deliberately getting high to get out of paperwork, he is to be placed in a Type 4 cell and hosed down with cold water from a pressurised hose for no less than 5 minutes. Maybe this will teach you that drugs are bad, m'kay?
93) Just because Bright is a doctor does not mean that he is the Doctor, no matter how many British men he possesses.