In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
You've done horrible, awful things while working for the Foundation — don't try to deny it, Doctor. We've all done horrible awful things while working for the Foundation. That is one of the unavoidable consequences of working with SCPs. And on occasion, you've wondered if we are the, quote unquote, bad guys. Well… we're not. [...] Remember this: the Foundation is not evil. We do not torture people "just because". We are against unnecessary cruelty. Which means somebody has to decide when cruelty is necessary.
If the Foundation expects me to keep working like this, they’ll have to start paying me a lot more than they do. Note
: Pay increase declined. Welcome to the Foundation, get used to it. -O5-6
I'd love to start at the beginning, but I'm honestly not sure when the world started to end.
SCP-1539-03 is Agent Jim Thayer, the first responder to the report of SCP-1539. Agent Jim Thayer is a brown leather wallet roughly 11 cm X 9 cm in size, containing $11 in US currency. Since his recovery from the site of SCP-1539, Agent Thayer has remained unresponsive...
I think we have established that anomalous maggots are not a viable alternative to ranching.
Sample: one (1) fast food cheeseburger purchased from █████ drive through.
Result: SCP-726 reconstituted two mature cattle and ██ Norwegian rats.
What if bees resembled bees? What if bees resembled DIFFERENT bees?
In the situation that the diary is bees, a modified document will be provided.
Personnel are to note that they are a fish.