Quotes / Scrabble Babble

If you want to cause a break up amongst people, put them in a house without a TV or the news or anything like that, give them a Scrabble board and no dictionary. Watch the sparks fly!
Ed Byrne, The Bubble

Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "double word score" box!
Hobbes: "Zqfmgb" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the X's and J's!"
Hobbes (picking up the score card): ...What's your score for "zqfmgb"?
Calvin: 957.

Alternative Title(s): Kwyjibo