->''If you want to cause a break up amongst people, put them in a house without a TV or the news or anything like that, give them a Scrabble board and ''no'' dictionary. Watch the sparks fly!''
-->--'''Ed Byrne''', ''The Bubble''

->'''Calvin''': Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "double word score" box!\\
'''Hobbes''': "Zqfmgb" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! \\
'''Calvin''': It is ''so'' a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! \\
'''Hobbes''': I'm looking it up. \\
'''Calvin''': You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word ''you'' played with all the X's and J's!" \\
'''Hobbes''' (picking up the score card): ...What's your score for "zqfmgb"?\\
'''Calvin''': [[BlatantLies 957.]]
--> ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Bernoulli:''' The word was "flotsam".\\
'''Klein:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Bernoulli:''' ''(giggling)'' Flotsam!\\
'''Klein:''' Oh, come ''on'', Jordan!\\
'''Jordan:''' Nonononono! Do not blame the artist! The artist is without blame.\\
'''Birkhoff:''' Jordan, can you even ''define'' the word "flotsam"?\\
'''Jordan:''' ''(laughing)'' Of course I can define flotsam! ''({{beat}}, then quietly)'' No I can't, help, please.
-->-- ''Podcast/Wolf359'', "Into the Depths"