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Complaint Originator: Jack\\\
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Yeah hi guys, it's Jack. I don't know who [EXPLETIVE] passed the [EXPLETIVE] vote to let this remarkable [EXPLETIVE] travesty take place, but it's not going to [EXPLETIVE] fly. I let you do the [EXPLETIVE] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [OBSCENE METAPHOR] is not.\\
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Yeah hi guys, it's Jack.Elias. I don't know who [EXPLETIVE] passed the [EXPLETIVE] vote to let this remarkable [EXPLETIVE] travesty take place, but it's not going to [EXPLETIVE] fly. I let you do the [EXPLETIVE] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [OBSCENE METAPHOR] is not.\\
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-->-Director Jack Bright, expressing his...opinion on how the Foundation plans to handle [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4444 SCP-4444]]
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-->-Director Jack Bright, Bright/Elias Shaw, expressing his...opinion on how the Foundation plans to handle [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4444 SCP-4444]]
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'''''Note''': Pay increase declined. Welcome to the Foundation, get used to it. -[[YouAreNumberSix O5-6]]''
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-> ''SCP-1539-03 is Agent Jim Thayer, the first responder to the report of SCP-1539. Agent Jim Thayer is a brown leather wallet roughly 11 cm X 9 cm in size, containing $11 in US currency. Since his recovery from the site of SCP-1539, Agent Thayer has remained unresponsive...''
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-> ''Result: SCP-726 reconstituted two mature cattle and ██ Norwegian rats.''
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-> ''Sample: one (1) fast food cheeseburger purchased from █████ drive through.''
-> ''Result: SCP-726 reconstituted two mature cattle and ██ Norwegian rats.''
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''Sample: one (1) fast food cheeseburger purchased from █████ drive through.
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''Result: SCP-726 reconstituted two mature cattle and ██ Norwegian rats.''
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If you want our eyes and bones and [[{{Cyborg}} the computers in our brains]]? Take it all, I don't care. It doesn't matter. But get it over with already. Kill us or let us go, and I don't care if we’re thrown out blind and crippled [[LibertyOverProsperity because at least then we’re free of you]].\\
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If you want our eyes and bones and [[{{Cyborg}} the computers in our brains]]? Take it all, I don't care. It doesn't matter. But get it over with already. Kill us or let us go, and I don't care if we’re we're thrown out blind and crippled [[LibertyOverProsperity because at least then we’re we're free of you]].\\
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Who do you think you’re fooling? We know who you are, you and your kin. You’re all the fucking same, no matter if you say it's for state or god or self-interest. You just like hurting people. You'll build an empire on corpses and call it a garden.\\
After all we’ve done, all we’ve been able to survive, [[AllForNothing we’re right back in the place we escaped]]. Just pretty women in boxes.\\
We were going to get to space. We were going to build the ship, and we’d go all the way up past the sky and look down at the world, and we would have won. We would have fucking won. We would be alive. [[HopeBringer And we could show everyone that it's okay, that they can be free too, that they can be alive]]. We'd help them. And now... nothing.\\
[[DespairEventHorizon You’ve won, okay? You’ve fucking won]].\\
After all we’ve done, all we’ve been able to survive, [[AllForNothing we’re right back in the place we escaped]]. Just pretty women in boxes.\\
We were going to get to space. We were going to build the ship, and we’d go all the way up past the sky and look down at the world, and we would have won. We would have fucking won. We would be alive. [[HopeBringer And we could show everyone that it's okay, that they can be free too, that they can be alive]]. We'd help them. And now... nothing.\\
[[DespairEventHorizon You’ve won, okay? You’ve fucking won]].\\
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Who do you think you’re you're fooling? We know who you are, you and your kin. You’re You're all the fucking same, no matter if you say it's for state or god or self-interest. You just like hurting people. You'll build an empire on corpses and call it a garden.\\
After allwe’ve we've done, all we’ve we've been able to survive, [[AllForNothing we’re we're right back in the place we escaped]]. Just pretty women in boxes.\\
We were going to get to space. We were going to build the ship, andwe’d we'd go all the way up past the sky and look down at the world, and we would have won. We would have fucking won. We would be alive. [[HopeBringer And we could show everyone that it's okay, that they can be free too, that they can be alive]]. We'd help them. And now... nothing.\\
[[DespairEventHorizon You’ve won, okay?You’ve You've fucking won]].\\
After all
We were going to get to space. We were going to build the ship, and
[[DespairEventHorizon You’ve won, okay?
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->Complaint Recipient: Foundation Ethics Committee / Site Director’s Director's Council / North American Regional Command / Sophia [EXPLETIVE] Light / The [EXPLETIVE] Overseer Council for all I [EXPLETIVE] care\\\
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Yeah hi guys, it’s Jack. I don’t know who [EXPLETIVE] passed the [EXPLETIVE] vote to let this remarkable [EXPLETIVE] travesty take place, but it’s not going to [EXPLETIVE] fly. I let you do the [EXPLETIVE] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [OBSCENE METAPHOR] is not.\\
A [EXPLETIVE] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM] me into the corpse of some [EXPLETIVE] rancho [EXPLETIVE] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]. How the [EXPLETIVE] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [EXPLETIVE] out and you woke up smelling like [EXPLETIVE] cheap beer and [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]? Pretty [EXPLETIVE] horrible, I’d imagine. That sure would [EXPLETIVE] suck, wouldn’t it?\\
You know I can’t even take a [EXPLETIVE]? Sit down on the john and squeeze and no [CREATIVE USE OF DESCRIPTORS APPROXIMATING AN OBSCENE DESCRIPTION OF FECES] comes out. They had to put a pump in there just to squeeze the [EXPLETIVE] out. My [EXPLETIVE] doesn’t work, I constantly smell like [EXPLETIVE], and Lament is getting his [EXPLETIVE] off because he says I look like a chimpanzee. [EXPLETIVE] him, and [EXPLETIVE] you.\\
How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [[[AssShove CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY]]] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.\\
A [EXPLETIVE] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM] me into the corpse of some [EXPLETIVE] rancho [EXPLETIVE] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]. How the [EXPLETIVE] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [EXPLETIVE] out and you woke up smelling like [EXPLETIVE] cheap beer and [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]? Pretty [EXPLETIVE] horrible, I’d imagine. That sure would [EXPLETIVE] suck, wouldn’t it?\\
You know I can’t even take a [EXPLETIVE]? Sit down on the john and squeeze and no [CREATIVE USE OF DESCRIPTORS APPROXIMATING AN OBSCENE DESCRIPTION OF FECES] comes out. They had to put a pump in there just to squeeze the [EXPLETIVE] out. My [EXPLETIVE] doesn’t work, I constantly smell like [EXPLETIVE], and Lament is getting his [EXPLETIVE] off because he says I look like a chimpanzee. [EXPLETIVE] him, and [EXPLETIVE] you.\\
How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [[[AssShove CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY]]] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.\\
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Yeah hi guys, it’s it's Jack. I don’t don't know who [EXPLETIVE] passed the [EXPLETIVE] vote to let this remarkable [EXPLETIVE] travesty take place, but it’s it's not going to [EXPLETIVE] fly. I let you do the [EXPLETIVE] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [OBSCENE METAPHOR] is not.\\
A [EXPLETIVE] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM] me into the corpse of some [EXPLETIVE] rancho [EXPLETIVE] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]. How the [EXPLETIVE] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [EXPLETIVE] out and you woke up smelling like [EXPLETIVE] cheap beer and [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]? Pretty [EXPLETIVE] horrible,I’d I'd imagine. That sure would [EXPLETIVE] suck, wouldn’t wouldn't it?\\
You know Ican’t can't even take a [EXPLETIVE]? Sit down on the john and squeeze and no [CREATIVE USE OF DESCRIPTORS APPROXIMATING AN OBSCENE DESCRIPTION OF FECES] comes out. They had to put a pump in there just to squeeze the [EXPLETIVE] out. My [EXPLETIVE] doesn’t doesn't work, I constantly smell like [EXPLETIVE], and Lament is getting his [EXPLETIVE] off because he says I look like a chimpanzee. [EXPLETIVE] him, and [EXPLETIVE] you.\\
How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls thatyou’ve you've got something clever in the works, take that and [[[AssShove CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY]]] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t wouldn't help.\\
A [EXPLETIVE] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM] me into the corpse of some [EXPLETIVE] rancho [EXPLETIVE] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]. How the [EXPLETIVE] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [EXPLETIVE] out and you woke up smelling like [EXPLETIVE] cheap beer and [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]? Pretty [EXPLETIVE] horrible,
You know I
How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that
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[[LivingStatue Snapper of Necks]], On A Perfect Day\\
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How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.\\
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How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [CREATIVE [[[AssShove CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY] OBSCENITY]]] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.\\
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->Complaint Recipient: Foundation Ethics Committee / Site Director’s Council / North American Regional Command / Sophia [EXPLETIVE] Light / The [EXPLETIVE] Overseer Council for all I [EXPLETIVE] care\\\
Complaint Originator: Jack\\\
Complaint Title: what the [EXPLETIVE] you [EXPLETIVE]\\\
Yeah hi guys, it’s Jack. I don’t know who [EXPLETIVE] passed the [EXPLETIVE] vote to let this remarkable [EXPLETIVE] travesty take place, but it’s not going to [EXPLETIVE] fly. I let you do the [EXPLETIVE] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [OBSCENE METAPHOR] is not.\\
A [EXPLETIVE] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM] me into the corpse of some [EXPLETIVE] rancho [EXPLETIVE] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]. How the [EXPLETIVE] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [EXPLETIVE] out and you woke up smelling like [EXPLETIVE] cheap beer and [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]? Pretty [EXPLETIVE] horrible, I’d imagine. That sure would [EXPLETIVE] suck, wouldn’t it?\\
You know I can’t even take a [EXPLETIVE]? Sit down on the john and squeeze and no [CREATIVE USE OF DESCRIPTORS APPROXIMATING AN OBSCENE DESCRIPTION OF FECES] comes out. They had to put a pump in there just to squeeze the [EXPLETIVE] out. My [EXPLETIVE] doesn’t work, I constantly smell like [EXPLETIVE], and Lament is getting his [EXPLETIVE] off because he says I look like a chimpanzee. [EXPLETIVE] him, and [EXPLETIVE] you.\\
How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.\\
Yours truly,\\
Get [EXPLETIVE],\\
Jack\\\
P.S. and if Sophia has to read this, you can tell her she can [OBSCENE METAPHOR].
-->-Director Jack Bright, expressing his...opinion on how the Foundation plans to handle [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4444 SCP-4444]]
Complaint Originator: Jack\\\
Complaint Title: what the [EXPLETIVE] you [EXPLETIVE]\\\
Yeah hi guys, it’s Jack. I don’t know who [EXPLETIVE] passed the [EXPLETIVE] vote to let this remarkable [EXPLETIVE] travesty take place, but it’s not going to [EXPLETIVE] fly. I let you do the [EXPLETIVE] monkey thing because it was funny, but this [OBSCENE METAPHOR] is not.\\
A [EXPLETIVE] million look-alikes in the world and your best laid plan is to [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM] me into the corpse of some [EXPLETIVE] rancho [EXPLETIVE] yee-haw go get-em cowgirl [DEROGATORY NAME FOR A POLITICIAN]. How the [EXPLETIVE] would you like it if somebody knocked you the [EXPLETIVE] out and you woke up smelling like [EXPLETIVE] cheap beer and [OBSCENE EUPHEMISM]? Pretty [EXPLETIVE] horrible, I’d imagine. That sure would [EXPLETIVE] suck, wouldn’t it?\\
You know I can’t even take a [EXPLETIVE]? Sit down on the john and squeeze and no [CREATIVE USE OF DESCRIPTORS APPROXIMATING AN OBSCENE DESCRIPTION OF FECES] comes out. They had to put a pump in there just to squeeze the [EXPLETIVE] out. My [EXPLETIVE] doesn’t work, I constantly smell like [EXPLETIVE], and Lament is getting his [EXPLETIVE] off because he says I look like a chimpanzee. [EXPLETIVE] him, and [EXPLETIVE] you.\\
How about this for an idea. Next time one of you [LONG STRING OF EXPLETIVES] eggheads gets it in your [EXPLETIVE] thick skulls that you’ve got something clever in the works, take that and [CREATIVE USE OF SLANG, METAPHOR, ALLUSION AND EUPHEMISM APPROXIMATING OBSCENITY] and see if they have to put a pump in you to push it out. I bet it probably wouldn’t help.\\
Yours truly,\\
Get [EXPLETIVE],\\
Jack\\\
P.S. and if Sophia has to read this, you can tell her she can [OBSCENE METAPHOR].
-->-Director Jack Bright, expressing his...opinion on how the Foundation plans to handle [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4444 SCP-4444]]
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If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story\\
We'll make sure it stays fiction\\
In our superstitious foundation\\
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story\\
We'll make sure it stays fiction\\
In our superstitious foundation\\
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[[GreyAndGrayMorality Good guys, bad guys accommodated\\
accommodated]]\\
[[MindScrew If it don't make any sense, like it's something in astory\\
story]]\\
[[{{Masquerade}} We'll make sure it staysfiction\\
fiction]]\\
In our [[TitleDrop superstitiousfoundation\\foundation]]\\
[[MindScrew If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a
[[{{Masquerade}} We'll make sure it stays
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Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker\\
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[[{{Panacea}} Medicine unlike any other\\
other]]\\
[[VengefulVendingMachine Coffee machine dispensing blood for asucker\\sucker]]\\
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If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story\\
We'll make sure it stays fiction\\
In our superstitious foundation\\
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[[GreyAndGrayMorality Good guys, bad guys accommodated\\
accommodated]]\\
[[MindScrew If it don't make any sense, like it's something in astory\\
story]]\\
[[{{Masquerade}} We'll make sure it staysfiction\\
fiction]]\\
In our [[TitleDrop superstitiousfoundation\\foundation]]\\
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[[{{Masquerade}} We'll make sure it stays
In our [[TitleDrop superstitious
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We don't wanna let armageddon\\
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We secure, contain, protect\\
So you don't live in fear\\
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[[WellIntentionedExtremist We don't wanna let armageddon\\
Rear its ugly head like a nuclearweapon\\
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'Cause there is more than 99\\
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters\\
Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter\\
Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day\\
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay\\
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book\\
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home\\
There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend\\
Hateful Star, Desert in a Can\\
And that isn't even half of it\\
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters\\
Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter\\
Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day\\
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay\\
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book\\
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home\\
There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend\\
Hateful Star, Desert in a Can\\
And that isn't even half of it\\
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'Cause there is more than 99\\
99]]\\
[[SwarmOfRats The VerminGod, God]], [[BodyOfBodies The Anklebiters\\
Anklebiters]]\\
[[ArtificialHuman Brother'sBride, Bride]], [[DontLookAtMe Shy Guy, Guy]], [[AndIMustScream Trapped in the Typewriter\\
Typewriter]]\\
[[LivingStatue Snapper ofNecks, Necks]], On A Perfect Day\\
Polaroid, [[MagicalCamera Polaroid]], [[KillerTeddyBear Builder Bear, Bear]], [[BlobMonster Hungry Clay\\
Clay]]\\
[[FloatingWater WaterOrb, Orb]], [[HiddenHarasser River Cat, Cat]], [[PortalBook Draws You In the Book\\
Whistlebones,Book]]\\
[[BodyHorror Whistlebones]], [[EldritchLocation Abandoned RowHome\\
Home]]\\
[[HumanoidAbomination There Was a CrookedMan, Man]], [[HearingVoices Man's Best Friend\\
Friend]]\\
[[WeirdSun HatefulStar, Star]], [[ThirstyDesert Desert in a Can\\
Can]]\\
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-> ''May I introduce you to\\
The world's most decorated zoo\\
For everything you wish was make-believe\\
Oh, buddy did you know\\
You could shake hands with a demon\\
If you wanna take that dare, so be it\\
You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here\\
So let me give you a scenario\\
And don't you tell a soul\\
It's only hypothetical\\
Imagine all your nightmares\\
Contained in a single glorified reformatory\\
Where nothing ever gets out\\
Straitjackets have been worn out\\
Good guys, bad guys accommodated\\
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story\\
We'll make sure it stays fiction\\
In our superstitious foundation\\
Medicine unlike any other\\
Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker\\
All that we display will never leave\\
But buddy, don't you know\\
We don't wanna let armageddon\\
Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon\\
We secure, contain, protect\\
So you don't live in fear\\
Did I even mention\\
The monsters that preside?\\
Where do I begin? Where do I begin?\\
'Cause there is more than 99\\
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters\\
Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter\\
Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day\\
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay\\
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book\\
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home\\
There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend\\
Hateful Star, Desert in a Can\\
And that isn't even half of it\\
So let me give you a scenario\\
And don't you tell a soul\\
It's only hypothetical\\
Let me give you a scenario\\
But don't you go thinking it's real\\
Imagine all your nightmares\\
Contained in a single glorified reformatory\\
Where nothing ever gets out\\
Straitjackets have been worn out\\
Good guys, bad guys accommodated\\
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story\\
We'll make sure it stays fiction\\
In our superstitious foundation\\
Superstitious foundation\\
Superstitious foundation''
-->-- '''[[https://youtu.be/6kj40pb4Os8 Superstitious Foundation]]''', ''Music/CG5''
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->''Imagine Series/{{Torchwood}}... run by Website/FourChan.''
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->''Imagine Series/{{Torchwood}}... run by Website/FourChan.''
-->-- '''Inkblot''' on the forums
->In the end, the Foundation staff aren't murderers and madmen. They're just people doing their part to protect the world. However, this doesn't change the fact that in the end, many of their actions are immoral and unjust: at the very least, the fact that many humanoid [=SCPs=] are being imprisoned against their will simply for what they are should give one pause. Do the ends justify the means?\\
We don't know.\\
And that is the big question that every reader of the Foundation Wiki will have to answer for themselves in the long run.
-->-- '''[=DrClef=]''', "[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-foundation-and-evil The Foundation and Evil]]"
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->''Imagine Series/{{Torchwood}}... run by Website/FourChan.''
-->-- '''Inkblot''' on the forums
->In the end, the Foundation staff aren't murderers and madmen. They're just people doing their part to protect the world. However, this doesn't change the fact that in the end, many of their actions are immoral and unjust: at the very least, the fact that many humanoid [=SCPs=] are being imprisoned against their will simply for what they are should give one pause. Do the ends justify the means?\\
We don't know.\\
And that is the big question that every reader of the Foundation Wiki will have to answer for themselves in the long run.
-->-- '''[=DrClef=]''', "[[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-foundation-and-evil The Foundation and Evil]]"
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->''You've done horrible, awful things while working for the Foundation — don't try to deny it, Doctor. We've all done horrible awful things while working for the Foundation. That is one of the unavoidable consequences of working with [=SCPs=]. And on occasion, you've wondered if we are the, quote unquote, bad guys. Well… we're not. [...]''\\\
->''You've done horrible, awful things while working for the Foundation — don't try to deny it, Doctor. We've all done horrible awful things while working for the Foundation. That is one of the unavoidable consequences of working with [=SCPs=]. And on occasion, you've wondered if we are the, quote unquote, bad guys. Well… we're not. [...]''\\\
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-> ''Into the fiery orb with ye.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j SCP-1543-J]]
-> ''Into the fiery orb with ye.''
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->Kill us already.\\
If you want our eyes and bones and [[{{Cyborg}} the computers in our brains]]? Take it all, I don't care. It doesn't matter. But get it over with already. Kill us or let us go, and I don't care if we’re thrown out blind and crippled [[LibertyOverProsperity because at least then we’re free of you]].\\
[[GildedCage You give us three meals a day and a bed and a few books]], and you pretend like it justifies locking us in here like animals in cages or dolls on a shelf. You learned how to be polite, how to dress up in labcoats and say please and thank you and pretend like you have souls.\\
Who do you think you’re fooling? We know who you are, you and your kin. You’re all the fucking same, no matter if you say it's for state or god or self-interest. You just like hurting people. You'll build an empire on corpses and call it a garden.\\
After all we’ve done, all we’ve been able to survive, [[AllForNothing we’re right back in the place we escaped]]. Just pretty women in boxes.\\
We were going to get to space. We were going to build the ship, and we’d go all the way up past the sky and look down at the world, and we would have won. We would have fucking won. We would be alive. [[HopeBringer And we could show everyone that it's okay, that they can be free too, that they can be alive]]. We'd help them. And now... nothing.\\
[[DespairEventHorizon You’ve won, okay? You’ve fucking won]].\\
[[Tearjerker/SCPFoundation I just want to see my sisters again]].
-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2085 SCP-2085-A-3]]'''
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When just a single leak could mean societal collapse\\
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[[TheUnmasquedWorld When just a single leak could mean societal collapse\\collapse]]\\
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By blade or blast or bullet, the effect is simply nil\\
By blade or blast or bullet, the effect is simply nil\\
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By blade or blast or bullet, the effect is simplynil\\nil]]\\
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You'll be a bloody haze should it ever stray elsewhere\\
No, best to train your gaze upon that statue over there\\
You'll be a bloody haze should it ever stray elsewhere\\
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[[DontLookAtME But not at O-Nine-Six O-Nine-Six]] [[UnstoppableMonster unless you're into being gored\\
gored]]\\
[[CantMoveWhileBeingWatched No, best to train your gaze upon that statue over there\\
You'll be a bloody haze should it ever strayelsewhere\\elsewhere]]\\
[[CantMoveWhileBeingWatched No, best to train your gaze upon that statue over there\\
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The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree\\
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[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree\\degree]]\\
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From 3008 and its maze of furniture packaging\\
Eternally trapped within a flatpack labyrinth''
Eternally trapped within a flatpack labyrinth''
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[[EldritchLocation From 3008 and its maze of furniture packaging\\
Eternally trapped within a flatpacklabyrinth''labyrinth]]''
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The world you know from the worlds we observe\\
The monsters and the mysteries, the dark and the absurd\\
That dot in your periphery, we work to keep it blurred\\
\\
It's imperative our presence is entirely under wraps\\
When just a single leak could mean societal collapse\\
These unrelenting entities weren't meant to be unchained\\
For your protection we keep them securely contained\\
\\
We've a cavalcade of catastrophic creatures in our care\\
Abominable objects, we've a plethora to spare\\
We've a lizard by some wizardry, impossible to kill\\
By blade or blast or bullet, the effect is simply nil\\
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So come and take a look at all the horrors in our stores\\
But not at O-Nine-Six unless you're into being gored\\
No, best to train your gaze upon that statue over there\\
You'll be a bloody haze should it ever stray elsewhere\\
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Minds change due to anomalies\\
Terminate all keter qualities\\
Hidden from the world, creatures left unchecked\\
Secure contain protect\\
\\
Some won’t leave your memories\\
Hear the echo of their screaming harmonies\\
Hidden out of sight things you won’t forget\\
Secure contain protect\\
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That warning on your cigarettes may seem a little brash\\
One breath and then your sanity will vanish in the ash\\
So be careful when selecting a professional to see\\
The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree\\
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Swedish retailers aren't a usual concern\\
But you can keep all your receipts, you won't be making a return\\
From 3008 and its maze of furniture packaging\\
Eternally trapped within a flatpack labyrinth''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX9oWKWN46c SCP Wiki rap: Keter Qualities]], ''Music/TheStupendium, Musiclide, [=ZaBlackRose=]''
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--> -- Dr. V. Lesley Scout on his journal entry, explaining why [[{{AnimalisticAbomination}} SCP-5494]] is left uncontained in the Great Lakes.
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''[[{{UsefulNotes/Existentialism}} There are only endings.]] If 15 years of service to a shadow shadowy fascist organization bent on locking up all our demons in boxes has taught me anything, it's that "good" and "bad" are [[GreyAndGrayMorality completely subjective]]. One man's [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ZK-class reality failure]] is another man's orgasm.''\\
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-> ''[[NoPlaceForMeThere ''[[HeroicSacrifice We die in the dark dark]] [[NoPlaceForMeThere so that that]] [[TheMasquerade others can live in the light.]]''
--> --Common A common saying among Foundation personnel personnel
->''[[EldritchAbomination The Wolf]] ate the Owl''\\
''The Wolf ate the Wren''\\
''The Wolf ate the Crow in the Dragon's den.''\\
''The Dragon woke up''\\
''And saw the mad beast''\\
''[[UnderestimatingBadassery And she thought he'd make a rather fine feast.]]''\\
''The Wolf, [[TheEvilGenius he was clever]]''\\
''The Wolf, [[ManipulativeBastard he was sly]]''\\
''The Wolf spun a tale, a glint in his eye.''\\
''The Dragon thought it hard''\\
''And [[UnwittingPawn she thought it best]]''\\
''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt To tear a wide hole in her beating chest]]''\\
''The Wolf [[ForTheEvulz grinned and laughed]]''\\
''And [[TheBadGuyWins went out once again]]''\\
''[[OmnicidalManiac To go find another dragon's den.]]''\\
'''''[[PsychopathicManchild ...Suckers.]]'''''
--> -- A transcription of a BadassBoast given [[WickedCultured via poetry]] by [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3148 SCP-3148]], who at the time was [[EvilGloating gloating]] over having just wiped out an alternate Earth via {{Paranoia Fuel}}
-> ''[[CallBack You want happy endings?]]''\\
''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] you.''\\
''You want '''sad''' endings?''\\
''Again, fuck you.''\\
''[[{{UsefulNotes/Existentialism}} There are only endings.]] If 15 years of service to a shadow fascist organization bent on locking up all our demons in boxes has taught me anything, it's that "good" and "bad" are [[GreyAndGrayMorality completely subjective]]. One man's [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ZK-class reality failure]] is another man's orgasm.''\\
''So.''\\
''Why'' bother?\\
''Because sometimes, temporarily, everything goes'' '''[[EarnYourHappyEnding right.]]'''\\
''[[TheAntiNihilist Whatever your situation, however bad things get]] - [[HopeSpringsEternal As long as you're alive, there can always be a great day.]]''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/you-want-happy-endings Re: You Want Happy Endings?]]
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->''[[EldritchAbomination The Wolf]] ate the Owl''\\
''The Wolf ate the Wren''\\
''The Wolf ate the Crow in the Dragon's den.''\\
''The Dragon woke up''\\
''And saw the mad beast''\\
''[[UnderestimatingBadassery And she thought he'd make a rather fine feast.]]''\\
''The Wolf, [[TheEvilGenius he was clever]]''\\
''The Wolf, [[ManipulativeBastard he was sly]]''\\
''The Wolf spun a tale, a glint in his eye.''\\
''The Dragon thought it hard''\\
''And [[UnwittingPawn she thought it best]]''\\
''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt To tear a wide hole in her beating chest]]''\\
''The Wolf [[ForTheEvulz grinned and laughed]]''\\
''And [[TheBadGuyWins went out once again]]''\\
''[[OmnicidalManiac To go find another dragon's den.]]''\\
'''''[[PsychopathicManchild ...Suckers.]]'''''
--> -- A transcription of a BadassBoast given [[WickedCultured via poetry]] by [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3148 SCP-3148]], who at the time was [[EvilGloating gloating]] over having just wiped out an alternate Earth via {{Paranoia Fuel}}
-> ''[[CallBack You want happy endings?]]''\\
''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] you.''\\
''You want '''sad''' endings?''\\
''Again, fuck you.''\\
''[[{{UsefulNotes/Existentialism}} There are only endings.]] If 15 years of service to a shadow fascist organization bent on locking up all our demons in boxes has taught me anything, it's that "good" and "bad" are [[GreyAndGrayMorality completely subjective]]. One man's [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt ZK-class reality failure]] is another man's orgasm.''\\
''So.''\\
''Why'' bother?\\
''Because sometimes, temporarily, everything goes'' '''[[EarnYourHappyEnding right.]]'''\\
''[[TheAntiNihilist Whatever your situation, however bad things get]] - [[HopeSpringsEternal As long as you're alive, there can always be a great day.]]''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/you-want-happy-endings Re: You Want Happy Endings?]]
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->"Without Morals, are we truly any better than the things we've set ourselves to contain?"
--> -Board of Ethics Member, Chathos
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->''It always sucks ass to get Initial Retrieval duty. You have no idea what the damn thing is capable of besides what jacked up information the field techies can scrape up, and you're lucky if they even tell you the whole story. They told us to "bag and tag." Didn't tell us jackshit about not [[BerserkButton looking at the damn thing]].''
--> --The SoleSurvivor of [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 SCP-096]]'s capture
->''I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a sentient being, albeit [[BlueAndOrangeMorality a totally alien one]]. SCP-106 appears to be aware of several things beyond the scope of pure instinct and genetic memory. SCP-106 consistently breaches at moments where recovery and containment are most difficult. A fox may see his way out of a trap, but only a man will wait for his captors to look away to escape.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/treats Dr. Allok]] on [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 SCP-106]]
--> --The SoleSurvivor of [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 SCP-096]]'s capture
->''I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a sentient being, albeit [[BlueAndOrangeMorality a totally alien one]]. SCP-106 appears to be aware of several things beyond the scope of pure instinct and genetic memory. SCP-106 consistently breaches at moments where recovery and containment are most difficult. A fox may see his way out of a trap, but only a man will wait for his captors to look away to escape.''
--> --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/treats Dr. Allok]] on [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 SCP-106]]