"It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them."
I'll warn you about one more thing. If you do something like that in front of Koon, your fingers will be gone by tomorrow.
"I gave you a warning...I told you that if you ever hurt Momo I'd kill you myself!"
"Hey! I know you're upset, but if you EVER mention my mother's loins, OR their frothiness to me again...I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad!"
"You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I
"Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs Jackman, I will kill all of you one by one... and I will take... my... tiiimme!"
"I'm gonna lose it on you!"
"They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get really angry!
"Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you...think again."
"It is not the expert thrust of Athos nor the cold skill of Aramis nor the iron wrist of Porthos that we have to fear — it is the Gascon's fury — the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour — the sword of D'Artagnan."
"You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
"Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that."
"Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands."
! We... we really do!
That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it, that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!
(mocking Scotty's accent) Yer right. I should.
(Normal voice) I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage!
"Beaver? Did you say... did YOU SAY... BEAVER?!!!!!"
: [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of Linkara
NC: *still cool, mocking* Get over it, you comic geek, your special effects sucks!
: *apeshit* The Bat-Credit Card!?
(starts shooting in random and rage)
: (to Eggman for destroying her good-luck bracelet) RAAAGH! Now you're gonna PAY
: Oh! Eggman
: Huh?! Amy
: Don't mess with me! (starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission) Sonic
: ...Whoa. Eggman
: Oh my
: (still pounding on Serpenter) Eggman
: Oh no. Perhaps it's time for me to go!
"NO WIRE HANGERS! EVER!!!
"Did I mention how much I hate bugs?"
"Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty."
"Why don't you take a sh*t in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?"
"There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that sauerkraut
is not food fit for the gods."
"Lord Yggdrasill... Mithos,
"So I said to him, I said, 'If you pop that gum one more time...' And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head."
"How dare you? How DARE YOU! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not— I repeat— You do not! Hurt! My! Friends!
You got that?"
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"
"I don't want to bore you with the details as they would just... bore you. Oh, but there is one thing I want to tell you. If, for whatever reason, Noel Vermillion is harmed in any way, I will hunt down that person and make them pay... dearly.
Yosuke: Has anything strange happened to you lately?
Kanji: What's this "strange" stuff, huh!? Are you saying that I'm strange!?
Yosuke: Huh? N-No, I didn't mean—!
Kanji: You shitheads better get the hell out of my face, or I'm taking you down!
Yosuke: Wha—!? Wait, why!?
Kanji: I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING!?
"Call me an asshole one more time.
, whenever someone calls him an asshole - and regrets it
"Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me." note
Rubeus Hagrid, from Harry Potter
. He gives Dudley a pig's tail.
YOU PINKIE PROMISED!'''"
Spongebob: "Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don't think so."
Patrick: "SpongeBob? Is that you?"
SpongeBob: "I've been waiting for you, Patrick!" (growls like an animal)
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're scaring me, stop it. Ahh!
"Call me Dottie, and you die."
: Well I was asking her to shut up, so I can hear what He's
sayin', Big Nose! Mrs. Bignose
: Don't you call my husband Big Nose! Mr. Cheeky
: Well, he has got a big nose. Hearer 1
: Could you be quiet, please? What was that? Mr. Cheeky
: I dunno. I was busy talking to Big Nose.
(...) Mr. Cheeky
: See, if you would shut up, I would've heard that, Big Nose! Mr. Bignose
: Hey! Say that once more, and I'll smash your bloody face in! Mr. Cheeky
: Oh, better keep listening. Might be about "Blessed are the big noses"! Brian
: Oh, lay off him! Mr. Cheeky
: Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'? Mr. Bignose
: One more time, mate... and I'll take you to fucking
cleaners! Mrs. Bignose
: Language! And don't pick your nose! Mr. Bignose
: I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him!
(...) Mrs. Bignose
: You're not gonna thump anybody! Mr. Bignose
: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again! Mr. Cheeky
: Aw, shut up, Big Nose! Mr. Bignose
: Oh, right. I warned you. I really will slug you!
(...) Mr. Cheeky
: Listen, I'm only telling the truth, you have got a very
big nose! Mr. Bignose
: 'Ey... Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face when I'm through with you! Mr. Cheeky
: Well, who did yours, then? Goliath's big brother? Mr. Bignose
: Ooh, right, that's your last warning. Hearer 1's wife
: Will you pipe down— (is punched by Mr. Bignose) Ooh! Mr. Bignose
: Silly bitch!
I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!
Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hamme-
[Thor knocks down Iron Man with his hammer Mjolnir]
[to Cap] You want me to put the hammer down!?
"Sorry Core, she [Trina] dissed the band! Nobody disses the band."
"I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Corey Riffin, "Love in a Nethervator"
"Did you just call me 'Blue Squirt'!?note EXPLOSION OF ANGER!! SAMURAIMAN HAS ARRIVED!!!"
Celes: -smiling- I only drink royal milk tea, in which milk is used to draw out the flavor of the black tea.
Yamada: Well, you shouldn't be so—
Celes: SHUT UP AND BRING ME THE GODDAMN TEA, YOU PIG!!!!
: T-this pig shall bring the tea now!
"Compare me to Family Guy again and so help me, I will kill you where you stand!"
Anyhow, commander kid goes down, and this girl sees it. Freaks the fuck out. Runs over and starts casting Cure and shit on him, and he just lays there like a log. Pretty sad, actually. Poor things.
Now, the story probably should've ended right there. Battle goes on, more people die, others get arrested, we come in and clean up the mess. But no. That's
when it got bad. 'Cause see, apparently this girl wasn't what we'd call normal, and the commander kid had had a very good reason for not wanting her to come. This was a riot that was half over the sorceresses,
and apparently, this bitch was
a sorceress. She just wasn't acting like it. Not until they took out her boyfriend.
I'll spare you the fine details of what happened next, since they're pretty fucking gruesome. Let's just say that she went a little crazy. Actually, fucking ballistic is more like it. She just blasts through the shield—kills a bunch of fucking See Ds
on her way, too—and just goes to town on the other guys. Just blast after blast of magic, completely decimates these guys. She hit a couple of the buildings, too, which means she was to blame for at least a couple dozen civilian casualties on that street.
Josh: I... am going... to kill you... YOU SUNUVA—!!!! *starts choking Chewie*
*cue static interrupt and a breather music, another static and cue Chewie recovering from choke, Josh nowhere in sight, Autarch sitting calmly*
Autarch: Sorry 'bout that! Let's move on...
Josh: (sobbing) It's not a Button-Masher! It's not—
"The civilians stay out of this! Remember that!" (throws Archer
out the battefield)
Alistair: Have you really been thinking about that all this time?
Morrigan: I think I look nothing like her.
Alistair: I don't know. Give it a few hundred years and it'll be a spot-on match.
Morrigan (menacingly): I said that I look nothing like her!
: All right. Got it. Totally different. I see that now.
Vegeta: And I wish you would understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?
Trunks: Because you're not as strong as-
Vegeta punches him in the stomach and flies off.
: You pushed the Goku button
. You shouldn't had did that
"I have a special place in my heart for those who steal from disaster relief
. I think I will sic David
on them. With any luck, they will be in prison before they can find jobs elsewhere. If not, perhaps I will ask Hector
for a favor.