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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->I gave you a warning...I told you that if you ever hurt Momo I'd kill you myself!
-->-- '''[[strike:Toshirou]] [[InsistentTerminology CAPTAIN]] Hitsugaya''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

->DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!
-->-- '''[[PintsizedPowerhouse Edward Elric]]''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->If somebody lays a finger on a family member you completely freak out.
-->-- '''[[SevenDeadlySins Greed]]''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->[[NobodyTouchesTheHair AHHH! Not my hair!]] My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm REALLY mad!! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!!!
-->-- '''Jessie,''' before beating the crap out of a Seviper with her bare hands, ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''

->THE NAME IS BUTCH!!!
-->-- '''Bob''' whenever someone gets his name wrong ([[RunningGag which happens often]]), ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''

->(''Eggman has destroyed Amy's good-luck bracelet'')\\
'''Amy''': RAAAGH! [[ThisIsUnforgivable Now you're gonna PAY]]!\\
'''Sonic''': Oh!\\
'''Eggman''': Huh?!\\
'''Amy''': Don't mess with me! (''starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission'')\\
'''Sonic''': ...Whoa.\\
'''Eggman''': [[OhCrap Oh my]]...!\\
'''Amy''': (''still pounding on Serpenter'')\\
'''Eggman''': Oh no. [[VillainExitStageLeft Perhaps it's time for me to go!]]
-->-- ''Anime/SonicX'' [[BeachEpisode Episode 9]]

->[[UnstoppableRage Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!]]
-->-- '''Death The Kid''', [[SuperOCD while shooting a mummy that's assymetrical]], ''Manga/SoulEater''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them.
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX'', "The Slavers"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Fiction]]

->The civilians stay out of this! Remember that!
-->-- '''[[Ben10UltimateAlien Ben Tennyson]]''' tossing [[AntiHero Archer]] [[CurbStompBattle out of the battlefield]], ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''

->Anyhow, commander kid goes down, and this girl sees it. Freaks the fuck out. Runs over and starts casting Cure and shit on him, and he just lays there like a log. Pretty sad, actually. Poor things.\\
Now, the story probably should've ended right there. Battle goes on, more people die, others get arrested, we come in and clean up the mess. But no. ''That's'' when it got bad. 'Cause see, apparently this girl wasn't what we'd call normal, and the commander kid had had a very good reason for not wanting her to come. This was a riot that was half over the [[PersonOfMassDestruction sorceresses,]] and apparently, this bitch ''was'' a sorceress. She just wasn't acting like it. [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend Not until they took out her boyfriend.]]\\
[...]\\
I'll spare you the fine details of what happened next, since they're pretty fucking gruesome. Let's just say that she went a little crazy. Actually, fucking ballistic is more like it. She just blasts through the shield — kills a bunch of fucking [=SeeDs=] on her way, too — and just goes to town on the other guys. Just blast after blast of magic, completely decimates these guys. She hit a couple of the buildings, too, which means [[HeWhoFightsMonsters she was to blame for at least a couple dozen civilian casualties on that street.]]
-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/307669 Pretty Little Thing]]'', a ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' fic, describing Squall Leonhart and Rinoa Heartilly

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->Beaver? Did you say... did YOU SAY... ''BEAVER?!''
-->-- '''The Cactus King''', ''Animation/TheElmChantedForest''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, [[RightHandCat Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!
-->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->'''Film/{{Thor}}:''' I've come here to put an end to SelfDemonstrating/{{Loki}}'s schemes!\\
'''{{Film/Captain America|TheFirstAvenger}}:''' Then prove it! [[TemptingFate Put the hammer down.]]\\
'''Film/IronMan:''' Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hamme- (''hit with Mjölnir'')\\
'''Thor:''' [[DropTheHammer YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!]]
-->-- ''[[Film/TheAvengers2012 The Avengers]]''

->Nobody calls [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]] a bitch!
-->-- '''Hutch''', ''Film/{{Fanboys}}''

->[[BullyingADragon Call me an asshole]] ''[[BullyingADragon one more time]].''
-->-- '''John Film/{{Hancock}}'''

->The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like [[DecapitationPresentation this fucker here]]. Now if ''any'' of you sons of bitches got ''anything'' else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ...[[StunnedSilence I didn't think so.]]
-->-- '''O-Ren Ishii''', ''Film/KillBill''

->They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get ''really angry!''
-->-- '''Ivan Ooze''', ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie''

->NO WIRE HANGERS! ''EVER!''
-->-- '''Joan Crawford''', ''Literature/MommieDearest''

->'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well I was asking her to shut up, so I can hear what [[{{Jesus}} He's]] sayin', Big Nose!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Don't you call my husband Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, he has got a big nose.\\
'''Hearer 1''': Could you be quiet, please? What was that?\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': I dunno. I was busy talking to Big Nose.\\
[...]\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': See, if you would shut up, I would've heard that, Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Hey! Say that once more, and I'll smash your bloody face in!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Oh, better keep listening. Might be about "Blessed are the big noses"!\\
'''Brian''': Oh, lay off him!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'?\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': One more time, mate... and I'll take you to [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cleaners!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Language! And don't pick your nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him!\\
[...]\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': You're not gonna thump anybody!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Aw, shut up, Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Oh, right. I warned you. I really will slug you!\\
[...]\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Listen, I'm only telling the truth, you have got a ''very'' big nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': 'Ey... Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face when I'm through with you!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, who did yours, then? Goliath's big brother?\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Ooh, right, that's your last warning.\\
'''Hearer 1's wife''': Will you pipe down- (''is punched by Mr. Bignose'') Ooh!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Silly bitch!
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

->You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[NumerologicalMotif seven years!]]
-->-- '''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[JerkAss Asshole]], ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner You know what I hate?]]
-->-- '''MrSmith''', ''Film/ShootEmUp''

->I am warning you...if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you even go in the room, I will go apeshit!
-->-- '''Dale Doback''', ''Film/StepBrothers''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->I am [[ColonelBadass Colonel]]-[[ThePoliticalOfficer Commissar]] Ibram Gaunt. [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure I am known as a fair man, unless I am pushed.]] ''You have just pushed me.''
-->-- '''Gaunt''' discovers some local troops assaulting his medics to steal supplies, ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts Straight Silver]]''

->Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
-->-- '''Rubeus Hagrid''' while giving Dudley a pig's tail, ''Literature/HarryPotter''.[[note]]In the book the line is delivered loud enough to blow your eardrums through the opposite sides of your head. In the film it's deadly quiet.[[/note]]

->"Snow," my wife called me before she ate her fingers, but I say Bolton.
-->-- '''[[AxCrazy Ramsay Bolton]]'''[[note]]formerly [[BastardBastard Ramsay Snow]][[/note]], ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->I have a special place in my heart for those who [[KickTheDog steal from disaster relief]]. I think I will sic [[TheChessmaster David]] and [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Meriwether]] on them. With any luck, they will be in prison before they can find jobs elsewhere. If not, perhaps I will ask [[VigilanteMan Hector]] for a favor.
-->-- '''Queen Helen,''' ''Literature/TheZombieKnight''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that.
-->-- '''Lennier''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

->Why don't you take a shit in Fiorello [=LaGuardia=]'s hat and feed it to Joe [=DiMaggio=]'s crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?
-->-- '''Jon Stewart''', upon witnessing Creator/DonaldTrump [[SeriousBusiness eating pizza with a fork]], ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs Jackman, I will kill all of you one by one... and I will take... my... tiiimme!
-->-- '''Hyde,''' ''Series/{{Jekyll}}''

->Did you just call me "Blue Squirt?!"[[note]]Aonisai[[/note]] EXPLOSION OF ANGER!! SAMURAIMAN HAS ARRIVED!
-->-- '''Ninjaman''', ''Series/NinjaSentaiKakuranger''

->'''Boy''': Would you please tell me: where do you get your spandex?\\
'''Rangers:''' (''[[OhCrap gasp]]'')\\
'''Doctor K''': THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!!'' The material is a self-assembling nano- (''restrained by the others'')\\
[...]\\
'''Girl''': Ranger Yellow, as the sole female representative of the Power Rangers, I have a question for you: Which one of the guys looks cutest in the span-\\
'''Doctor K:''' (''stopped by Summer before she can charge'')\\
'''Girl:''' I mean, in the tights?
-->-- ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

->[[TranquilFury You lied to me.]]
-->-- '''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''Series/TheSarahConnorChronicles''

->'''Korax:''' We ''like'' the ''Enterprise!'' [[SarcasmMode We... we really do!]] That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it, that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!\\
'''Chekov:''' [[OhCrap Mr. Scott!]]\\
'''Scotty:''' [[TranquilFury Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?]]\\
'''Korax:''' (''mocking Scotty's accent'') Yer right. I ''should.'' (''normal voice'') I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as garbage!''\\
'''Scotty:''' (''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 punches him]]'')
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', [[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles "The Trouble With Tribbles"]]

->You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I ''don't like you.''
-->-- '''Captain Janeway''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]

->So I said to him, I said, "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head.
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}'', "The Cell Block Tango"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->I don't want to bore you with the details as they would just... bore you. Oh, but there is one thing I want to tell you. If, for whatever reason, Noel Vermillion is harmed in any way, ''I will hunt down that person and make them pay...'' '''[[PrepareToDie dearly]].'''
-->-- '''[[DoubleAgent Makoto Nanaya]]''' gives Iron Tager a warning, ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift Arcade Mode''

->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Morrigan]]''': You... do not truly think [[IAmNotMyFather I look as]] [[AbusiveParent my mother does]], do you?\\
'''Alistair''': Have you really been thinking about that all this time?\\
'''Morrigan''': [[BlatantLies I am simply curious]].\\
'''Alistair''': [[SarcasmMode And not insecure in the slightest, I'm sure]].\\
'''Morrigan''': I think I look nothing like her.\\
'''Alistair''': I don't know. Give it a few hundred years and it'll be a spot-on match.\\
'''Morrigan''' (''menacingly''): I said that I look nothing like her!\\
'''Alistair''': All right. Got it. Totally different. I see that now.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''What's the problem with the [[NoodleIncident Second City]]?'''
->Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr. Wines will [[DeathGlare look at you narrowly]] and give you [[ATankardOfMooseUrine its worst vintage]]. Mr. Cups [[UnstoppableRage will fly into a rage]]. Mr. Veils will [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harangue you for your discourtesy]]. Mr. Iron [[TheQuietOne will say nothing]], only [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking write down your name with its left hand]].
-->-- '''A tooltip''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? What's this "strange" stuff, huh?! [[AmbiguouslyGay Are you saying that I'm strange?!]]\\
'''Yosuke''': Huh? N-No, I didn't mean--!\\
'''Kanji''': You shitheads better get the hell out of my face, or I'm taking you down!\\
'''Yosuke''': Wha--!? Wait, why?!\\
'''Kanji''': ''I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->I AM NOT A MORON! [[PunctuatedPounding COULD! A! MORON! PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT!]]
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}}''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''[[TheDragon Pronyma:]]''' (''dying'') Lord Yggdrasill... [[spoiler:Mithos,]] please...\\
'''[[BigBad Yggdrasill]]''': Only my former companions may call me by that name, ''get out of my sight!'' (''[[KickTheDog kills her]]'')
-->-- '' VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia''

->I'm gonna lose it on you!
-->-- '''Rembrandt''', ''VideoGame/TheWarriors''

->Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait do not push this button]]!
-->-- '''Mimiron''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->'''Celes''': (''smiling'') I only drink royal milk tea, in which milk is used to draw out the flavor of the black tea. \\
'''Yamada''': Well, you shouldn't be so-\\
'''Celes''': SHUT UP AND BRING ME THE GODDAMN TEA, YOU PIG!!!!\\
'''Yamada''': T-this pig shall bring the tea now!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? [[MemeticMutation YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES!?]] '''TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN! RAAAAA!!!!'''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The Big Long]] VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Comic]]''

->Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you... think again.
-->-- Introduction to ''Webcomic/{{Mulberry}}: Offended''

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Broke! My! Sword!]]
-->-- '''[[TheHero Roy Greenhilt]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->I'll warn you about one more thing. If you do something like that in front of Koon, your fingers will be gone by tomorrow.
-->-- '''Novick''' to Edin Dan, who just implied that [[NowLetMeCarryYou Koon]] and [[IllGirl Rachel]] were fuck buddies, ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->''Nobody'' rapes Christmas.
-->-- '''Goku''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Vegeta''': And I wish you would understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?\\
'''Trunks''': Because you're not as strong as-\\
(''Vegeta slugs him in the stomach and flies off'')\\
'''Krillin''': You pushed the [[TheRival Goku]] Button. You shouldn't had did that.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Nostalgia Critic''': [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s videos!\\
'''Linkara''': [[ImStandingRightHere HEY!]]\\
'''NC''': Get over it, comic geek, your special effects suck.\\
'''Linkara''': [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat-Credit Card]].\\
'''NC''': THE BAT-CREDIT CARD?! (''{{Angrish}}'')
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s ''Film/SupermanIV'' review

->[[{{OhCrap}} OH NO!]] NOT [[{{Pikmin}} STEVE!]] NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}},''' ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii''

->Hahaha! [[YouFightLikeACow Geez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a ba-]] (''[[NobodyTouchesTheHair watches a strand of her hair drift to the ground]]'') [[RedEyesTakeWarning You...]] [[YouMonster YOU MONSTERS!!]]
-->-- '''Yang Xiao Long''' goes to town on a group of [[BearsAreBadNews Ursa]], ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Call me Dottie, and you die.
-->-- '''Dot Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->Hey! I know you're upset, but if you EVER mention my mother's loins, OR their frothiness to me again... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad!
-->-- '''Sterling WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'''

->Sorry Core, [Trina] dissed the band! Nobody disses the band.
-->-- '''Laney Penn''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Queen Bee"

->I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!!
-->-- '''Corey Riffin''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Love in a Nethervator"

->How dare you? How DARE YOU! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not - I repeat - you do [[PunctuatedForEmphasis not! Hurt! My! Friends!]] You got that?
-->-- '''[[ShrinkingViolet Fluttershy]]''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->APPLEJACK! ''YOU PINKIE PROMISED!''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->Compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' again and so help me, I will ''kill'' you where you stand!
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don't think so.\\
'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=]? Is that you?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've been waiting for you, Patrick! (''growls like an animal'')\\
'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=], you're scaring me, stop it. Ahh!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (''[[LaughingMad laughs maniacally]] and closes in'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->Did I mention how much I hate bugs?
-->-- '''Raphael''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2003}}'' (2003 cartoon), Episode 47

->Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty.
-->-- '''Duncan,''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action,'' "Riot on Set"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands.
-->-- '''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Professor Robert Conquest]]'''

->There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[TrademarkFavoriteFood sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods.
-->-- '''Creator/AlexandreDumas''', ''The Great Dictionary of Cuisine''

->It is not the expert thrust of [[TheAce Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour -- the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]].
-->-- '''Creator/OHenry''', ''The Last of the Troubadours''

->If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.
-->-- '''Sun Tzu''', ''Literature/TheArtOfWar''

[[/folder]]

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