[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

-->-- '''[[PintsizedPowerhouse Edward Elric]]''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->[[NobodyTouchesTheHair AHHH! Not my hair!]] My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm REALLY mad!! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!!!
-->-- '''Jessie,''' before beating the crap out of a Seviper with her bare hands, ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''

-->-- '''Bob''' whenever someone gets his name wrong ([[RunningGag which happens often]]), ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}''

->(''Eggman has destroyed Amy's good-luck bracelet'')\\
'''Amy''': RAAAGH! [[ThisIsUnforgivable Now you're gonna PAY]]!\\
'''Sonic''': Oh!\\
'''Eggman''': Huh?!\\
'''Amy''': Don't mess with me! (''starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission'')\\
'''Sonic''': ...Whoa.\\
'''Eggman''': [[OhCrap Oh my]]...!\\
'''Amy''': (''still pounding on Serpenter'')\\
'''Eggman''': Oh no. [[VillainExitStageLeft Perhaps it's time for me to go!]]
-->-- ''Anime/SonicX'' [[BeachEpisode Episode 9]]

->[[UnstoppableRage Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!]]
-->-- '''Death The Kid''', [[SuperOCD while shooting a mummy that's asymmetrical]], ''Manga/SoulEater''

->You think I'm Vicious? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!
-->-- '''Spike Spiegel''', ''Anime/CowboyBebop''

-> "What the hell did you say about my hair?! (...) I won't forgive anyone who insults my hair... no matter who it is! ''Did you just say my hairstyle looks like [[Manga/SazaeSan Sazae-san's!?]]''"
-->-- '''Josuke Higashikata''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable''

-> '''Lind L. Tailor''': Kira, I've got a pretty good idea what your motivation might be and I can guess what you hope to achieve. However, what you're doing right now is evil.\\
'''Light Yagami''': You think...I'm evil?...I am justice! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil! I'm the one who will become the god of a new world that everyone desires! All those who oppose that god...they are the ones who are truly evil!
-->-- ''Manga/DeathNote''

-->--'''Kamina''', upon being denied {{fanservice}}, ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann, episode 6 (uncut)''

->"I see you wasting food like that again, I will kill you."
-->-- '''Kyoko Sakura ''', ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them.
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX'', "The Slavers"

->'''Pedestrian:''' Hey, it's called a sidewalk, not a side''stand.'' What are you supposed to be, anyway? Some kinda mime? Crazy bitch.\\
'''The Masked Mute:''' I come from soulless things that worm through a man's mind\\
Like maggots through a leprous spine\\
No broken synapse clicks and spits in my brain\\
And to prove this, I will show you my '''special''' face.\\
A face for your offense and your spiteful transgression\\
A face you helped make... [[PreAssKickingOneLiner so here beginneth the lesson]].\\
''[transition to the Masked Mute walking away from the pedestrian's blood-splattered car]''\\
'''The Masked Mute:''' [[TranquilFury I am not crazy]].
-->--''ComicBook/FallOfCthulhu: The Gathering''

->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' [[ItIsPronouncedTropay It's Le-Roy, by the way... not "Leroy."]]
->'''Wormwood:''' Ahem... so [[MaliciousMisnaming Leroy]]... as I was saying, you've become PatientZero. The Spore Father. With the urge to spread your seed more and more as your body's slowly consumed from-
->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' I told you, it's Le-Roy, not "Leroy!"
->'''Wormwood:''' Oh... That's nice... You know, [[RedRightHand a tell-tale sign]] something is wrong with you might be those tentacles coming out of your back there. Might want to do something about that, Leroy.
->'''Le-Roy The Bartender:''' [[RageBreakingPoint I told you, it's Le-Roy, Le-Roy, damn you]]! '''[[MadnessMantra Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy Le-roy]]!!!''' ''' ''[[OneWingedAngel LEEEEEE-ROOOOOOYYYY]]...'' '''


[[folder:Fan Fiction]]

->The civilians stay out of this! Remember that!
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien Ben Tennyson]]''' tossing [[AntiHero Archer]] [[CurbStompBattle out of the battlefield]], ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''

->'''Warren:''' So, care to explain what Joe did that you hate him so much for? Really, don't you think almost spilling acid on him is overreacting just a bit?\\
'''Hank:''' He insulted ''both'' biochemistry and Twinkies. He had to be punished.\\
'''Scott:''' (mockingly) Both Twinkies and biochemistry? The godless heretic should be chased from the earth.\\
'''Hank:''' See. Scott agrees with me. I did not overreact.
-->-- ''Fanfic/XMenTheEarlyYears''

->"Fitting, indeed," said the assistant. "To have taken the ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} clone from her imprisonment, Boom Tubed her to a point one year in her future, kept her comatose until her child's delivery, then sent her back to confront the Supergirl... a stroke of genius."\\
The assistant grinned. "Why, you might even say, Dread Lord, that the Satan Girl was Supergirl's dark--"\\
[[ComicBook/{{Darkseid}} The master]] whirled and swiftly pierced the other's gut with the spear he was holding. The Spear of Destiny.\\
Desaad clutched at the shaft transfixing his midsection in agony. His master shot forth beams from his eyes which reduced him to his primal atoms. Later, he would reassemble them, and trust that Desaad would learn by that not to make jokes using his name.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->Beaver? Did you say... did YOU SAY... ''BEAVER?!''
-->-- '''The Cactus King''', ''Animation/TheElmChantedForest''

->'''Zazu:''' Oh, I never would have to this to Mufasa.\\
'''Scar:''' What?! What did you say?\\
'''Zazu:''' Oh, nothing!\\
'''Scar:''' You know the law: never mention that name in my presence. I am the king!
-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKing''

->'''Banzai:''' And I thought things were bad under Mufasa.\\
'''Scar:''' What did you say?!\\
'''Banzai:''' I said Mu... [Shenzi elbows him] I said, uh... que pasa?\\
'''Scar:''' Good. Now get out.\\
'''Banzai:''' Yeah, but we're still hungry.\\
'''Scar:''' OUT!
-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKing''

->'''Scar''': I'm the king, I can do whatever I want! \\
'''Sarabi''': If you were half the king Mufasa was... \\
'''Scar''': *strikes her* I'm ten times the king Mufasa was!
-->-- ''Disney/TheLionKing''

->'''Anna:''' What did I ever did to you! Why do you shut me out! Why do you shut the world out! What are you so afraid of!\\
'''Elsa:''' I SAID ENOUGH!!!
-->-- ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''

->'''Kristoff:''' Yes! Now back up... while I deal with this crook here. [''Oaken stands up'']\\
'''Oaken:''' What did you call me?
-->-- ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! That's my twin-brother's chair!
-->-- '''Eddie Valiant''', ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

->That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, [[RightHandCat Mr. Bigglesworth]] gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!
-->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->'''Film/{{Thor}}:''' I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!\\
'''{{Film/Captain America|TheFirstAvenger}}:''' Then prove it! [[TemptingFate Put the hammer down.]]\\
'''Film/IronMan:''' Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hamme- (''hit with Mjölnir'')\\
'''Thor:''' [[DropTheHammer YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HAMMER DOWN?!]]
-->-- ''[[Film/TheAvengers2012 The Avengers]]''

->Nobody calls [[Franchise/StarWars Han Solo]] a bitch!
-->-- '''Hutch''', ''Film/{{Fanboys}}''

->[[BullyingADragon Call me an asshole]] ''[[BullyingADragon one more time]].''
-->-- '''John Film/{{Hancock}}'''

->The price you pay for bringing up either my [[ButNotTooForeign Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[OffWithHisHead I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like [[DecapitationPresentation this fucker here]]. Now if ''any'' of you sons of bitches got ''anything'' else to say, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ...[[StunnedSilence I didn't think so.]]
-->-- '''O-Ren Ishii''', ''Film/KillBill''

->They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get ''really angry!''
-->-- '''Ivan Ooze''', ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie''

-->-- '''Joan Crawford''', ''Literature/MommieDearest''

->'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well I was asking her to shut up, so I can hear what [[UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} He's]] sayin', Big Nose!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Don't you call my husband Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, he has got a big nose.\\
'''Hearer 1''': Could you be quiet, please? What was that?\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': I dunno. I was busy talking to Big Nose.\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': See, if you would shut up, I would've heard that, Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Hey! Say that once more, and I'll smash your bloody face in!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Oh, better keep listening. Might be about "Blessed are the big noses"!\\
'''Brian''': Oh, lay off him!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'?\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': One more time, mate... and I'll take you to [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cleaners!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': Language! And don't pick your nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': I wasn't gonna pick my nose, I'm gonna thump him!\\
'''Mrs. Bignose''': You're not gonna thump anybody!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose' again!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Aw, shut up, Big Nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Oh, right. I warned you. I really will slug you!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Listen, I'm only telling the truth, you have got a ''very'' big nose!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': 'Ey... Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face when I'm through with you!\\
'''Mr. Cheeky''': Well, who did yours, then? Goliath's big brother?\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Ooh, right, that's your last warning.\\
'''Hearer 1's wife''': Will you pipe down- (''is punched by Mr. Bignose'') Ooh!\\
'''Mr. Bignose''': Silly bitch!
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian''

->You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[NumerologicalMotif seven years!]]
-->-- '''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[JerkAss Asshole]], ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

->'''Teddy''': You call my dad a looney again, I'll kill you.\\
'''Milo''': Looney, looney, looney!\\
'''Teddy''': I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
-->-- ''Film/StandByMe''

->I am warning you...if you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you even go in the room, I will go apeshit!
-->-- '''Dale Doback''', ''Film/StepBrothers''

->'''[[SmugSnake Billy Batts]]:''' Hey Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and [[ShoeShineMister get your shinebox]]. (to his friends) Now this kid, this kid was great: they used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to god, he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors - excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. Made a lot of money, too. Salud, Tommy!\\
'''[[PsychoForHire Tommy DeVito]]:''' [[OldShame No more shines, Billy]].\\
'''Batts:''' What?\\
'''Tommy:''' [[TranquilFury I said, no more shines]]. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, they didn't go up there and tell you: I don't shine shoes anymore.\\
'''Batts:''' Relax, will ya? For cryin' out loud, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...\\
'''Tommy:''' Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...\\
'''Batts:''' I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.\\
'''Tommy:''' [[HopeSpot I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem]].\\
'''Batts:''' Okay, salud.\\
''(A {{Beat}}, as all finish their drinks)''\\
'''Batts:''' [[BullyingADragon Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox]].\\
'''Tommy:''' [[AtomicFBomb MOTHER]]'' '''[[AtomicFBomb FUCKIN']] '''[[AtomicFBomb MUTT!]]'' [[{{Angrish}} YOU, YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF]] ''[[{{Angrish}} SHIT!!!]]''

->'''Kirk:''' What is it with you, Spock? Hm? [[EarthShatteringKaboom Your planet was just destroyed]], [[MissingMom your mother murdered]], and... you're not even upset.\\
'''Spock:''' If you are presuming these experiences impede in any way my ability to command this ship, you are mistaken.\\
'''Kirk:''' And yet, you were the one who said fear was necessary for command. D-d-did you ''see'' his ship? Did you see what he did?\\
'''Spock:''' ...yes, of course I did.\\
'''Kirk:''' So, are you afraid or aren't you?\\
'''Spock:''' I will not allow you to lecture me on the merits of emotions.\\
'''Kirk:''' Then, why don't you stop me?\\
'''Spock:''' Step away from me...\\
'''Kirk'''': What is it like not to feel anger... heartbreak... or the need to stop at nothing to avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?\\
'''Spock:''' (''voice wavering'') Back away from me...\\
'''Kirk:''' YOU FEEL NOTHING! It must not even ''compute'' for you! You ''NEVER'' loved her!\\
'''Spock:''' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown MAAAAAAAAAUGH!]]



->Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
-->-- '''Rubeus Hagrid''' while giving Dudley a pig's tail, ''Literature/HarryPotter''.[[note]]In the book the line is delivered loud enough to blow your eardrums through the opposite sides of your head. In the film it's [[TranquilFury deadly quiet]].[[/note]]

->"Snow," my wife called me before she ate her fingers, but I say Bolton.
-->-- '''[[AxCrazy Ramsay Bolton]]'''[[note]]formerly [[BastardBastard Ramsay Snow]][[/note]], ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''

->How dare you! How dare you suggest I would neglect a patient because you wouldn't do what somebody else wanted! Listen to me, [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Lemuel]], and you'd better remember it. I do not know what kind of society you come from, although [[{{Dystopia}} I can make some guesses]]. But you are on Earth and this is a ''hospital''. Maion will get the best treatment we can possibly provide. No reservations, no exceptions. When you suggest we might do anything else, you insult me, you insult the people who are working here all night to look after her, you insult the three nurses who risked their lives to make sure she got here safely. You insult a group of Irish doctors who are coming thousands of miles on the ''off-chance'' that their skills and experience will help Maion fly again. ''*takes a deep breath*'' That Colonel out there, Colonel Paschal, yes, he will want you to do things. Give us information, provide us with data. Probably more. And he will offer you deals and put other kinds of pressure on you. But if he walks into this ward and tells us to stop work, we'll kick his ass out of here. Or, if he talks to that nurse there, Colonel or not, if he makes the same suggestion to her, she'll probably head-butt him. Now do we understand each other?
-->--Dr. Zinder, ''Literature/TheSalvationWar''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that.
-->-- '''Lennier''', ''Series/BabylonFive''

->Why don't you take a shit in Fiorello [=LaGuardia=]'s hat and feed it to Joe [=DiMaggio=]'s crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?
-->-- '''Jon Stewart''', upon witnessing UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump [[SeriousBusiness eating pizza with a fork]], ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->Did you just call me "Blue Squirt?!"[[note]]Aonisai[[/note]] EXPLOSION OF ANGER!! SAMURAIMAN HAS ARRIVED!
-->-- '''Ninjaman''', ''Series/NinjaSentaiKakuranger''

->'''Dillon''': Right, because nothing says covert like bright red, blue and yellow spandex.\\
'''Doctor K''': THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!!''
-->-- ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

->'''Boy''': Would you please tell me: where do you get your spandex?\\
'''Rangers:''' (''[[OhCrap gasp]]'')\\
'''Doctor K''': THAT IS NOT ''SPANDEX!!'' The material is a self-assembling nano- (''restrained by the others'')\\
'''Girl''': Ranger Yellow, as the sole female representative of the Power Rangers, I have a question for you: Which one of the guys looks cutest in the span-\\
'''Doctor K:''' (''stopped by Summer before she can charge'')\\
'''Girl:''' I mean, in the tights?
-->-- ''Series/PowerRangersRPM''

->'''Korax:''' We ''like'' the ''Enterprise!'' [[SarcasmMode We... we really do!]] That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it, that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!\\
'''Chekov:''' [[OhCrap Mr. Scott!]]\\
'''Scotty:''' [[TranquilFury Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?]]\\
'''Korax:''' (''mocking Scotty's accent'') Yer right. I ''should.'' (''normal voice'') I didn't mean to say that the ''Enterprise'' should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as garbage!''\\
'''Scotty:''' (''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 punches him]]'')
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', [[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles "The Trouble With Tribbles"]]

->You lied to me.
-->-- '''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''Series/TerminatorTheSarahConnorChronicles''

->Here comes Cyranose de Bergerac. A pushover! He gets angry if you just say the word "nose"!
-->-- '''Oscar the Grouch''', while trying to make someone angry, ''Series/SesameStreet''



->So I said to him, I said, "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head.
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}'', "The Cell Block Tango"

-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Meet Me Inside"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Morrigan]]''': You... do not truly think [[IAmNotMyFather I look as]] [[AbusiveParent my mother does]], do you?\\
'''Alistair''': Have you really been thinking about that all this time?\\
'''Morrigan''': [[BlatantLies I am simply curious]].\\
'''Alistair''': [[SarcasmMode And not insecure in the slightest, I'm sure]].\\
'''Morrigan''': I think I look nothing like her.\\
'''Alistair''': I don't know. Give it a few hundred years and it'll be a spot-on match.\\
'''Morrigan''' (''menacingly''): I said that I look nothing like her!\\
'''Alistair''': All right. Got it. Totally different. I see that now.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''What's the problem with the [[NoodleIncident Second City]]?'''
->Never mention the Second City to the Masters of the Bazaar. Mr. Wines will [[DeathGlare look at you narrowly]] and give you [[ATankardOfMooseUrine its worst vintage]]. Mr. Cups [[UnstoppableRage will fly into a rage]]. Mr. Veils will [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech harangue you for your discourtesy]]. Mr. Iron [[TheQuietOne will say nothing]], only [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking write down your name with its left hand]].
-->-- '''A tooltip''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? What's this "strange" stuff, huh?! [[AmbiguouslyGay Are you saying that I'm strange?!]]\\
'''Yosuke''': Huh? N-No, I didn't mean--!\\
'''Kanji''': You shitheads better get the hell out of my face, or I'm taking you down!\\
'''Yosuke''': Wha--!? Wait, why?!\\
'''Kanji''': ''I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''

->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' [[AC: You're not just a regular moron... You were ''designed'' to be a moron.]]\\
'''Wheatley:''' I AM NOT A ''MORON!''\\
'''Wheatley:''' WELL HOW ABOUT ''NOW?! NOW'' WHO'S A MORON?! COULD A MORON [[PunctuatedPounding PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT!]] ''HUH?!'' COULD A MORON DO ''THAT?!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->'''[[TheDragon Pronyma:]]''' (''dying'') Lord Yggdrasill... [[spoiler:Mithos,]] please...\\
'''[[BigBad Yggdrasill]]''': Only my former companions may call me by that name, ''get out of my sight!'' (''[[KickTheDog kills her]]'')
-->-- '' VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia''

->Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[SchmuckBait do not push this button]]!
-->-- '''Mimiron''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''"DID YOU JUST CALL [[FatBastard MY FRIEND]] "[[YouAreFat FAT]]", YOU PIG?!"''
-->-- '''Junkrat''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', ''Going Legit''

->Verbal queries are a sloppy redundancy. [[{{Telepathy}} Thoughts are quicker]]. We can skip the questions and go straight to the... ''You were staring at [[MyBrainIsBig my head!]]'' I know what you're thinking about my head. You shouldn't have such thoughts. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop. Thinking. About. My.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Head!]]''
-->--'''[[PsychicChildren Jung]],''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''


[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->'''Celeste''': Yes, I realize it can be a bit of a hassle... Even in cafes that offer proper milk tea, it is always more expensive than simple tea with milk. It takes more time to prepare, surely, but... why even bother creating a menu if you are not going to offer the highest level of quality!? \\
'''Yamada''': Well, um...we don't actually have a menu... \\
'''Celeste''': That does not matter. '''HURRY UP AND BRING ME WHAT I ASKED FOR, SWINE!'''\\
'''Yamada''': WHAAAAAT!? O-okay! Your little piggy will bring it right out!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa''



->'''Yosuke''': Has anything ''strange'' happened to you lately?\\
'''Kanji''': Strange? [[MemeticMutation YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES!?]] '''TAKING YOU PUNKS DOWN! RAAAAA!!!!'''
-->-- ''[[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} The Big Long]] VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} [[Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}} Comic]]''

->Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you... think again.
-->-- Introduction to ''Webcomic/{{Mulberry}}: Offended''

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Broke! My! Sword!]]
-->-- '''[[TheHero Roy Greenhilt]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->I'll warn you about one more thing. If you do something like that in front of Koon, your fingers will be gone by tomorrow.
-->-- '''Novick''' to Edin Dan, who just implied that [[NowLetMeCarryYou Koon]] and [[IllGirl Rachel]] were fuck buddies, ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod''

->'''Meme Man:''' "where is my foond" \\
''' Waiter:''' "here is your [[PickyEater steank with NO VEGETAL as you ordered]] sir" \\
'''Meme Man:''' "cool and good" \\
'''[[LetsMeetTheMeat Vegetable]]:''' "did someone say NO VEGETALS?" ''(slips into Meme Man's mouth as he's eating)'' \\
'''Meme Man:''' "i taste a VEGETAL. '''''ANGERY'''''"
-->-- Meme Man [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1146903-meme-man "No Vegetal" comic]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->'''''SPACE WOLVES!?'''''
-->--'''Magnus the Red''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->''Nobody'' rapes Christmas.
-->-- '''Goku''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Vegeta''': And I wish you would understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?\\
'''Trunks''': Because you're not as strong as-\\
(''Vegeta slugs him in the stomach and flies off'')\\
'''Krillin''': You pushed the [[TheRival Goku]] Button. You shouldn't had did that.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Cell:''' Listen, Vegeta, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever... ''this'' is. So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say, I dunno, ''Goku'' -- ''[Vegeta's cocky smirk vanishes]'' That'd be great.\\
'''Vegeta:''' ''[takes a deep breath, then begins powering up]''\\
'''Cell:''' Oh, what's wrong, prince? Did I touch a nerve?\\
'''Trunks:''' You pressed the Goku button.\\
'''Cell:''' Excuse me, but wha- ''[Vegeta buries his fist into Cell's gut]''\\
'''Vegeta:''' Ya shouldn't-a did that.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Cooler''': [[ThisCannotBe How?! It literally doesn't make any]] ''[[ThisCannotBe sense]]''! It took everything you had to defeat a single [[MesACrowd "me"]], [[OverclockingAttack yet you have enough power to overload the]] ''[[PlanetEater Big Gete Star]]''?! [[VillainousBreakdown HOW?! How did you do this?!]]\\
'''Goku:''': It looks like... you underestimated our power... just like-\\
'''Cooler''': Don't you dare-\\
'''Goku''': -[[BaitAndSwitchComment you did on Earth]].\\
'''Cooler''': [[HopeSpot Oh. Fair enou-]]\\
'''Vegeta''': And just like [[SiblingRivalry Frieza]].\\
'''Cooler''': ([[{{Angrish}} Completely loses his shit]], summons a gigantic robot body and starts choking Goku) '''Did Frieza ever do THIS?!'''\\
'''Goku''': [[LampshadeHanging Beginning to feel like you have something against your brother.]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Cooler 2: The Return of Cooler's Revenge: The Reckoning]]''

->'''Nostalgia Critic''': [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'s videos!\\
'''Linkara''': [[ImStandingRightHere HEY!]]\\
'''NC''': Get over it, comic geek, your special effects suck.\\
'''Linkara''': [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat-Credit Card]].\\
'''NC''': THE BAT-CREDIT CARD?! (''{{Angrish}}'')
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace'' review

->[[{{OhCrap}} OH NO!]] NOT [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} STEVE!]] NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}},''' ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' LetsPlay ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii''

->Hahaha! [[YouFightLikeACow Geez, you two couldn't hit the broad side of a ba-]] (''[[NobodyTouchesTheHair watches a strand of her hair drift to the ground]]'') [[RedEyesTakeWarning You...]] [[YouMonster YOU MONSTERS!!]]
-->-- '''Yang Xiao Long''' goes to town on a group of [[BearsAreBadNews Ursa]], ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Call me Dottie, and you die.
-->-- '''Dot Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->Hey! I know you're upset, but if you EVER mention my mother's loins, OR their frothiness to me again... I don't know what I'll do, but it will be bad!
-->-- '''Sterling WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'''

->Sorry Core, [Trina] dissed the band! Nobody disses the band.
-->-- '''Laney Penn''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Queen Bee"

->I was stuck in an elevator and I had to listen to forty-one and a half minutes OF ELEVATOR MUSIC!!
-->-- '''Corey Riffin''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Love in a Nethervator"

->'''Yumi:''' Why are you so upset over those dumb, little toys?\\
'''Ami:''' They're not dumb! They're Huggle Buddies, AND I WANT THEM!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi''

-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->'''The Master of the Hunt:''' Destroy the men and throw the fat female in the pot.
->'''The Scotsman's Wife:''' Fat? Fat? l'm not fat! ''l'm [[UnstoppableRage stout]]''!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->'''Ashi:''' By Aku's will, you will die in here! There is no hope for you, [[BorrowedCatchphrase foolish samurai]]! Aku is the Master of Masters and will end you!! Your death is certain! Aku desires it!! Aku has made a world of wonders and you have soiled it!! Whatever you have planned for me, I will never buckle, never waver!! Aku is the father of all fathers!! His greatness cannot be measured!! You are a parasite, Samurai, feeding off Aku's generosity!! Aku, my master, this fool knows not of your greatness, your kindness, your understanding!!
->'''Jack:''' ENOUGH!!! Every thing, every word, every thought that you know is wrong!! Aku - Aku is the one who has laid waste to the beauty of this land!! He has destroyed mother nature!! [[WombLevel Where do you think we are?!]] Aku has summoned these monstrosities into our world and they feed off of his carnage!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->Compare me to ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' again and so help me, I will ''kill'' you where you stand!
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don't think so.\\
'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=]? Is that you?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I've been waiting for you, Patrick! (''growls like an animal'')\\
'''Patrick:''' [=SpongeBob=], you're scaring me, stop it. Ahh!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' (''[[LaughingMad laughs maniacally]] and closes in'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->Did I mention how much I hate bugs?
-->-- '''Raphael''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|2003}}'' (2003 cartoon), Episode 47

->Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty.
-->-- '''Duncan,''' ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action,'' "Riot on Set"

->'''Jim Gordon''': What in the name of heaven did you think you were doing?!
->'''Harvey Dent''': I don't know. I guess he just pushed the right button.
->'''Jim Gordon''': That's one heck of a button.


[[folder:Real Life]]

->Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands.
-->-- '''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Professor Robert Conquest]]'''

->There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[TrademarkFavoriteFood sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods.
-->-- '''Creator/AlexandreDumas''', ''The Great Dictionary of Cuisine''

->It is not the expert thrust of [[TheAce Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[MasterSwordsman Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[BoisterousBruiser Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury - the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour -- the sword of [[TheLancer D'Artagnan]].
-->-- '''Creator/OHenry''', ''The Last of the Troubadours''

->If your opponent is of [[FourTemperamentEnsemble choleric temper]], seek to irritate him.
-->-- '''Sun Tzu''', ''Literature/TheArtOfWar''



->Don't count! Only a fucking old woman counts.
-->-- '''Uncle Donnie''', ''Creator/AdamSandler''

->And [[ButtMonkey Sammy]], you keep your fucking trap shut!
-->-- '''Mr. Decesare''', ''Creator/AdamSandler''