Series:Star Trek: The Original Series
Episode: Season 2, Episode 15
Title:"The Trouble With Tribbles"
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Captain Kirk and Spock are quizzing Chekov about Deep Space Station K7 and the race to settle Sherman's Planet, presumably because Kirk knows nothing about the situation and Spock is bored of losing at 3D chess all the time. Midway through the quiz, however, a Priority One Distress Code
is sounded, which surely means that the Klingons are invading Station K7's system by force. Racing to the bridge, Kirk orders the Enterprise
to rush to the station as fast as possible.
Upon arrival, Kirk demands to know what the emergency is, and is informed that the undersecretary of agriculture
, Nils Baris, is on the station and is scared of sabotage. Since Baris has the authority to issue the emergency call, Kirk can do little except speak in double and ask questions that should have been part of his mission briefing, like what exactly he is there to protect (the answer: a breed of hybrid grain; if it can grow on Sherman's Planet, the planet goes to the Federation, but if it can't, the planet goes to the Klingons, as it means nothing Earthlike can grow there). He authorizes two guards from the Enterprise
to protect the grain, and begins shore leave for the rest of the crew. Shortly after, Captain Koloth arrives demanding shore leave for his crew. Kirk acquiesces, in part because the Organian Peace Treaty leaves him no legal reason to say no, and in part to piss off Baris.
Elsewhere on the station, Chekov and Uhura have been shopping and are taking a break in the station's bar when Cyrano Jones walks in, trying to sell useless crap to the bartender. This being the '60s, Uhura is immediately captivated by a purring ball of fur and buys it despite never having heard of the species before and probably having a rule against pets on the ship. The tribble begins breeding like mad, and the crews' first instinct is to pet and coo at the creatures, pausing just long enough to poo-poo Dr. McCoy at the thought of actually figuring out why the tribble population is increasing like Scotty's waistline.
Back in the bar, Scotty, Chekov, and another guy are trying to have a quiet drink when a drunk Klingon starts mouthing off about Captain Kirk. Chekov immediately wants to assault the Proud Warrior Race Guy
but Scotty, remembering their orders to avoid trouble, keeps Chekov in line. However, Scotty throws the first punch after the Klingon makes a remark about the Enterprise
, which leads to a brawl. Security restores the peace and the involved crew are dragged back to the ship. Scotty, rather than manning up and admitting the truth, gets the entire group confined to quarters.
Kirk, upon receiving his order of tribble salad with a side order of tribble and a glass of tribble, deduces that the tribbles have likely also gotten into the grain storage on the station. Upon arrival, he stands immediately under the door that is theoretically holding back several metric tonnes of Canadian wheat and opens the door. A flood of dead tribbles buries him armpit deep, prompting McCoy to make the startling discovery that reproduction is tied to metabolism. The dead tribbles also indicate that the grain was poisoned. Back in the station commander's office, Koloth confronts Kirk about the bar brawl before demanding that the tribbles be removed, since a tribble's purr sounds like a Paris Hilton
karaoke to Klingon ears. As the guards go to leave, Baris's assistant, Arne Darvin, enters the office and has the same reaction to the tribbles that the Klingons have. McCoy scans Darvin with his tricorder and comes up with completely nonhuman results — "Jim, this man's a Klingon!" Since this makes him the prime suspect for the poisoning, Kirk arrests Darvin and tells Koloth to scamper off.
Back on the ship, Kirk is surprised to find that all the tribbles are gone. After some runaround, he is informed that Scotty beamed the tribbles about the Klingon ship "where they'll be no tribble at all." The crew joins in a hearty laugh as they most likely suppress the thought of what the Klingons are doing to the defenseless furballs at that moment. (It's later found it's the other way around, becoming "mortal enemies" of the Klingon Empire.)
This episode was lovingly revisited via Time Travel
in an episode
of Deep Space Nine
Tropes for this episode include:
- Ass in Ambassador: Baris isn't technically an ambassador but he's definitely an ass. The only fun Kirk seems to get in this whole episode is at Baris' expense.
- Bar Brawl: One breaks out between humans and Klingons
- Berserk Button: Insult all of humanity? Scotty will let it slide. Insult Captain Kirk? You have a right to your opinion. Call the Enterprise a garbage scow? Them's fightin' words! Also, Kirk doesn't like having his chicken sandwich and coffee ruined.
- Bullying a Dragon: the drunk Klingon is going out of his way to insult whoever he can to get a rise out of the puny humans. When he finds out Scotty's pressure point is his beloved ship, the Klingon calls the Enterprise not just a garbage scow but "that it should be hauled away AS garbage." The Klingon quickly finds out you do not enrage a Scotsman...
- Even better: the Klingon takes on a Scottish burr after Scotty coolly asks him to "rephrase" his statement about his beloved Enterprise.
- Character Development: Interestingly one of the best episodes to allow each of the characters — Uhura, Scotty, and Chekov in particular — some nice development:
- Uhura as a pet lover, being the one to bring tribbles aboard the Enterprise;
- Scotty showing his trait of reading engineering journals as a means of relaxing;
- Chekov getting a performance review as part of crew evaluations, and demonstrating some of the scientific background that pops up in later episodes.
- Continuity Nod: Plays off the fact there's an "Orgainian Treaty" requiring the Federation and the Klingons to abide by Cold War rules of conduct, ranging from settling colonization claims to sharing station facilities.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: Cyrano Jones is given a most unpleasant choice of punishments: get the tribbles off the station, a task estimated to take 17.9 years, or spend 20 years in a penal colony.
- Cuteness Proximity: Everyone (except Klingons) who gets close to tribbles.
- Deadpan Snarker: Spock is at his snarkiest in this episode. He tells Chekov that his little joke was "extremely little". He tells Bones that an ermine violin would be more desirable than a tribble. Bones continues to go on about their redeeming qualities, Spock offers one of his own; that unlike Bones they "do not talk too much". And then there's "He heard you; He simply could not believe his ears." Even Kirk gets a bit snarky when Bones asks him what you get when you overfeed a tribble. "A fat tribble?"
- Death Glare: Kirk shoots Bones a serious one while surrounded by tribbles.
- This is probably because Bones came in cheerily telling Kirk that to stop their breeding all they need to do is stop feeding them, which is of little consolation to Kirk who is literally buried up to his neck in tribbles by this point.
- Early-Installment Weirdness: These drunken fratboys are Klingons?!
- Everybody Laughs Ending: "They'll be no tribble at all!"
- Everyone Calls Him Barkeep: Cyrano Jones tries to sell tribbles to Barkeep.
- Evil Detecting Tribble: The tribbles don't like Klingons and even know when one is in disguise.
- Explosive Breeder: The tribbles.
- Hey, It's That Guy!: Whit Bissell as the station's commander.
- Trelane is perhaps the smarmiest Klingon ever.
- The Hypnotoad: The tribbles again. The trilling noise has a soothing effect on humans. Vulcans are ... of course ... immune...
- Insistent Terminology: It's not wheat, it's quadro-triticayle!
- Irony: During the otherwise comedic episode, it turned out the Klingons poisoned the grain meant for a disputed planet, so that it destroyed the digestive system. When the tribbles got into it, and died from it, Kirk described the situational irony thus, "In a room full of grain, they starved to death."
- I Will Show You X: Kirk's reaction when Baris blames him for the apparent ruin of the Sherman's Planet project:
Baris: You have abused your authority, and you've rejected my requests. And this, this is the result. I'm going to hold you responsible!
Kirk: Mister Baris, I'll hold you in irons if you don't shut up.
- Lighter and Softer: Star Trek has its share of dark, tension-filled, Anvil-dropping plots. This is not one of them. Interestingly, this has made it one of the more popular episodes.
- Not So Stoic: Even Spock likes the tribbles, much as he would deny it.
- Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...: Happens when Chekov tries to slug a Klingon in the gut.
- Real Life Writes the Plot: George Takei (Sulu) was busy filming the film The Green Berets, so all his lines went to Chekov.
- In his book about this episode, David Gerrold said he got the 'a fat tribble' joke from a poster in a vet's office.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: The tribbles!
- Rule of Three: In a humor-filled episode, it's bound to pop up:
Kirk: You'll do it?
Spock: He'll do it.
Cyrano Jones: I'll do it!
- Running Gag: Everyone on the ship knows what quadro-triticayle is but Kirk. Chekov "helpfully" points out that it's a Russian inwention.
- Snark-to-Snark Combat: Spock v. Bones at its finest.