Precision F Strike: Fan Works

  • A Crown Of Stars: At the height of chapter 75 Shinji is fighting to save his world, has got family and friends back, he and Asuka have gotten together, they are going to be parents and Asuka has FINALLY said him that she loves him right before a battle. Faced with the possibility of getting killed in action, he says:
    Shinji:"To Hell with dying. I'm going to live!"
  • Advice And Trust: In chapter 3 Misato demands knowing what is being kept from her about the nature of the Evas. Ritsuko tells she gave her all information regarding Eva. Misato's retort is accurate and precise:
    Misato:"Bullshit! You're lying!"
  • In Ace Combat The Equestrian War, Firefly does two F-Strikes, both being aimed at Rainbow Dash. There are different reasons for it, however.
    • In chapter 12, while Rainbow is suffering from a Heroic BSOD:
    Firefly: You know what? TO HAY WITH YOU!
    • In chapter 16, when Rainbow tries to calm her down:
    • In chapter 19, she does it for the third time, this time aiming it at Black Star:
  • The Child of Love: In chapter 2, Shinji notices it has been a long time since Asuka left the apartment to go to the bakery and he gets worried since she is pregnant:
    Shinji (a bit alarmed):"It's been 45 minutes. Don't you think that's too long just to go buy some bread!?"
    Misato:"OH, SHIT!!! ASUKA!!! I completely forgot about that!!!"
  • Doing It Right This Time: After waking up in her bed and finding out she had returned to the past, Rei swore for first time in her life:
    'Rei: "Oh, shit."
  • Of all people, Nia calls Yoko a "bitch" in Tengen Toppa Gurren Solvernia. Because of a Love Triangle, and the fact that Kamina had died, Nia was completely broken and then Kiyal thought it would be a good idea to have them talk about their feelings, that they could support each other. Things went from bad to worse, really worse. But, after their discussion, both Nia and Yoko are totally remorseful of it.
  • A Growing Affection is over 650K words long and uses 'shit' exactly five time (the 'F' word does not appear at all).
    • 1) Anko says 'Oh shit' in surprise when Naruto and Hinata walk into the restaurant where she and Iruka are having dinner (their relationship is supposed to be a secret from Naruto).
    • 2) Kankuro's only thought is 'Oh shit' when his team is attack by the unleashed One-Tail.
    • 3) Naruto says 'Holy shit, Hinata!' when she suddenly and unexpectedly strips down to some very sexy lingerie.
    • 4) Kayo of the Grass promises to round up 'everyone who isn't a traitor or too chicken-shit to help'.
    • 5) A random grey Shozoku proclaims 'Shit' when realizing her squad has fallen into the heroes' trap.
  • Address Unknown has Rainbow Dash's exclamation of "Bastard!", after learning how Derpy's previous boss put her on probation and then fired her at the first opportunity, over an accident that was actually Twilight's fault. She follows it up with an undescribed Cluster F-Bomb.
  • The Ranma Ĺ/Teen Titans crossover duology Dark Titans uses a Precision F-Strike as a Crowning Moment of Awesome; near the end of The Titans and the Lost Boy, Brother Blood has a laser blade to Kasumi's neck, and has ordered the Nerima Wrecking Crew and his rebellious students — including some of the Nerima regulars, themselves recruited earlier in the story — to kill the Titans or else. Both sides appear to be hopelessly stuck... until Kasumi quietly calls Blood... something... and shocks him so badly that she's able to break his grip and judo throw him.
  • My Immortal: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Shocking because it's the Dumbeldore's Incoming Ham moment.
  • Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."
  • "Look me in the eyes, Light damn you!"
  • Mega Man At McDonalds: in the first chapter, Proto Man sees Mega Man accidentally kill one of his coworkers with volcano sauce (Made with actual lava) and yells "HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
  • Pulled off to great effect by Hinata in Team 8: "That's bullshit!" (pause, slaps hands over mouth)
  • Pittan in episode 38 of Pretty Cure Perfume Preppy:
  • Finishing The Fight MC vs Matron Baenre. During the assault on Mithril Hall, Baenre Teleports out. The MC's response? "Shit!"
  • Those Lacking Spines, about entering Voreland: "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!"
    • There's also chapter 12, when the Grand Master Fangirl's evil plan has finally been revealed, and we get this:
    "Well, now what?" Lexaeus sighed.
    "It would seem we areÖ" Vexen murmured.
    "Lost for options?" Xaldin suggested.
    "In a tight spot?" Lexaeus added.
    "Between a rock in a hard place?"
    "In hot water?"
    "Verily fucked," Vexen answered.
  • If you can get the DC Nation universe version of Connor Hawke to the point of swear words, it's usually one of those.
  • For the most part, the Shocker fan fic Polarity avoids any swearing worse than "damn" or "crap." Even after fighting zombies, avoiding heroes, brawling with villains, and getting his ass handed to him night in and night out, Herman Schultz and company keep the language tame...until Big Bad the Grim Reaper shows Shocker what happened to the last guy who turned him down, revealing the Punisher trussed up like a stuck pig slowly being bled to death.
    After my jaw dropped for a few seconds, I decided it was time to sum up this entire situation in a very simple and succinct phase. "You're fucking nuts."
  • In Pretty Cure Heavy Metal episode 24, Shugo fakes an Australian accent and lands a precision N strike in a parody of the N word privileges supposedly held by white Australians. The rest of the N words are spoken by the token black, who has all the N words in episode 25.
    • Later, in episode 51, Shugo drops an uncensored F bomb right before she dies from her wounds, just to maximize the impact. She gets better.
  • In Kira Is Justice: "Oh crap." Bear in mind that the author almost never uses any curse words in his writing. Not even "stupid".
  • In Relationships Series story "Pain", Shamal asks "what the hell happened" to a badly injured Yuuno. Vita notices that this is the only time she has heard Shamal swear.
  • Takeru Takaishi from the Tamers Forever Series delivers one of these:
    "Do you understand now? We're not going to a fucking walk in the park. This is not a goddamned picnic."
  • From the Digimon Adventure 01 and V-Tamers crossover fanfiction The Teacher of All Things: "THIS IS FOR GOTSUMON, YOU BASTARD!"
  • Elemental Chess Trilogy: "You leave my family alone, you cowardly son of a bitch!" It's a Crowning Moment of Awesome for the speaker, and an odd sort of Crowning Moment of Heartwarming since the "family" in question are the speaker's True Companions. It's also the only time in the entire series that anyone uses a swear word other than "damn."
  • Harry Potter: Draco nails this trope in Yea, Though I Walk when he explains to Hermione, that killing Snape won't stop the demon that is claiming the Death Eaters from possessing his body The cursing and Draco's grief due to mercy killing his possessed father in vain, and her mother sacrificing herself to the demon to save her son really highlight that the situation seems completely hopeless.
    Draco: You can't kill a fucking demon with a pillow!
    • In another Harry Potter fan fic straight-laced Percy realizes that the Minister of Magic is under the Imperius curse, which could only mean Voldemort is controlling him. His mental response: "Oh, shit."
  • The Gift: While other characters seem not to mind colorful language, JoJo...doesn't. Except when the invisible hologram explains that she's part of a time experiment gone awry, she combines it with a spoonerism:
    JoJo: "What the talk are you fucking about?"
  • In Hogyoku Ex Machina, after being told by Ichigo (who has traveled from the future) that his plan to take down the Big Bad by acting as a mole and assassinating him will ultimately not work, Gin's eyes are wide open and he says, ďWell....shit.Ē
  • In the fifth chapter of this Death Note fanfic, Mello finds out that Matt scored a lot higher than he'd assumed. It turnes out the two of them made a Side Bet, with Mello assuming that he'd win. Well it turns out things didn't go that way...
    Matt: I'm getting a codename.
    Matt: Nope
    Matt: That means for Halloween, you're going as Peach.
    Mello: Shit.
  • Turnabout Storm:
    • Phoenix drops a pair of "Dammit"s through the story. It doesn't go unnoticed.
    Phoenix: Dammit! She knows!
    Twilight: Phoenix! Language!
    • Gilda drops a few "Damn"s in her interrogation out of anger (which makes Twilight Death Glare Phoenix for some reason). She also leaves out a "Crap", but given the circumstances, no one calls her out on it.
  • The normally unflappable Prowl has a couple of these in Things We Don't Tell Humans, one as a child, establishing his intense dislike of Sentinel Prime, and another when Terratron allows his students to gather together in public.
  • In What About Witch Queen? the first and only so far use of an F-word in story comes when a men sent to kill Elsa discovers he can't do this, despite his would-be victim already missing part of the brain, the spine and connection between head and the rest of the body.
    You don't have a spine, you don't have a brain, you don't have your throat and you're still goddamn moving?! What the fuck are you?!
  • Mass Effect Interregnum:
    Garrus: I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself.
  • The first sentence of Chapter seven (or six, not counting the prologue) of KOTOR The Prodigy Of Revan Book One ends with Carth noting Jack's mood isn't the most ...civil.
    • Considering the whole Zalbaar-being-captured-by-Gamorean-slavers circumstance, it's understandable
  • In Pretty Cure Hollywood Stars, Lina gets a Precision Black Strike, and because she's white it is NOT the N word (it's been stated numerous times in-story that she isn't racist, though she does drop an epiphet from time to time and gets called on it by either one of the other characters or the narrator). Here's a hint: think Clint, for whom the author named her.
  • In Reconciliation, this happens at two different points in a single chapter, as Lilly is undergoing an emotional breakdown after her husband Hisao's funeral.
    Akira: "Help me to understand here, Lilly, because right now Iím getting really fucking scared. Iíve never seen you like-Ē
    Lilly: “Thatís bullshit. My husband is dead. Heís dead, Hanako, and heís not coming back

  • Talking of Gurren Lagann fics, Nia also gives a Precision F-Strike in Sound Of Heaven Pulling Down, during a discussion, but she doesn't seem to be aware of the meaning of the word "fuck". Simon even lampshades it, saying he won't swear next to her anymore.
  • The Stars Will Aid Their Escape has one from Applejack, aimed at Herald, after the latter has banished the Princesses:
    "What did you do to the Princesses you bucking son-of-a-bitch!?"
  • In Street Sharks Redux, Bends mentally gives a "fuck" when he realizes that Paradigm likely saw a note he left, proving that he had been in contact with the Boltons after they were experimented on.
  • Used in Human Curiosity, after Italy, Japan, and Canada regain their memories and find the other free nations.
    "Sir, we can faintly detect North Italy, Japan and Canada!"
    "Where are they?"
    "... Oh shit."
    "Sir, we do not tolerate such language in this-"
    "Sir, they're with America, Germany, Spain and South Italy in the USA, a couple miles away from Canadian borders."
  • Keena & the Defendants of Constan Magic Academy has two from Keena herself to Mr. X in chapter 2:
  • "Christ, what an asshole!" in Who Silenced Elly Patterson. Surprising in that it's Anthony, the rather bland Creator's Pet from For Better or for Worse who said it.
  • Kuushou aka Kyuubi doesn't necessarily shy away from cursing. However, one occasion that really stands out is when he learns that virtually every ninja skill (including chakra control exercises) is considered advanced training, and thus not taught until after graduation.
    Kuushou: "For fuck's sake! How in Kami's name did you let those kids graduate?"
  • Three in Perfection Is Overrated
    • When Mai encounters Nao in the hospital, learns about her comatose mother, the incident that led to that, and that Nao had to let that incident happen to avert a temporal paradox, she offers her condolences, but Nao, embittered and thinking of most people's expressions of sympathy as being empty and insincere, shoots back with "You're fucking sorry?".
    • Natsuki utters Oh Crap! verbatim when she suffers a Psychosomatic Super Power Outage that leaves her defenseless when Yukariko reveals that she has betrayed the Himes.
    • Mai, when faced with a last ditch attempt by the Big Bad at convincing her to accept his plan.
  • In Lilly Epilogue Family Matters
    • After Hisao learns that Lilly's parents are coming, and fears they might force her to come home.
    Hisao: Oh fuck.
    Akira: I can't believe that asshole!
    • Even Lilly gets in on this, after her father insulting her best friend and her boyfriend pushes her over the edge and she, for the first time, calls him out for leaving her in Japan for six years.
  • After 18 chapters of nothing worse than "damn", "hell" and "arsehole" in Warriors of the World, the character most likely to swear calls someone else a "little shit". This turns out to be an OOC Is Serious Business moment, as he only swears that severely when he's trying not to resort to violence or anger.
  • Earl Flatbroke in the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf adaptation of The Smurfs and the Magic Flute delivers one: "I don't give a flying fig for what they'll say."
  • A relatively mild one from Can You Imagine That? (do keep in mind that it imitates a children's movie):
    Worker: Why do [the kids] need a milkshake?
    Retro: How the hell should I know?
    • Also leads to a narmy moment when Retro later yells "YOU SKANKS!"
  • In the Pony POV Series, during the Final Battle between Shining Armor and General-Admiral Makarov (the Big Bad of his arc), Makarov wants the captive Shining to say "I surrender, Solomon". What he gets is "Go fuck yourself" (and actually the f-word, not the pony substitute word "buck", as Makarov is a male half-deer).
  • In Saki After Story, while there is a fair amount of profanity, Sumire's screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" when finding Teru beating up her younger sister Saki (as well as Nodoka when she tries to help).
  • Coupled with OOC Is Serious Business in The Next Frontier. Bill's startled yell of "Holy shit!" immediately alerts Jeb to the fact that something major is going down.
  • In Monster Movie, when Crow tries to contact Joel after Joel's caught by the shadow-thing that the SOL picked up, Joel tells Crow to "Shut the fuck up and leave me alone!" This horrifies Crow because Joel would never say that to him.
  • In Mega Man: Defender of the Human Race, ProtoMan drops the fic's single f-bomb upon seeing Dark Man 2.
  • Moon Daughter has the infamous "FUCK THOU."
  • In Bleach Fan Works, Jolene Meyers, an in-universe fanfic writer, does this in response to a fictional reviewer.
    Jolene Meyers: If you don't like my character, then fucking don't read.
  • Bait and Switch:
    Gaarra: Well, look at it this way: You think it's any easier for me? You fucked your ops officer, I fucked my commanding officer.
    • In the prequel "The Universe Doesn't Cheat":
      • From Commander Hackett after Eleya rams her way past the initial encounter with the Klingons.
      "Holy shit! Did you see that?!"
      • Eleya is a Sir Swears-a-Lot, but she still has an example by swearing in English instead of Bajoran as is more usual for her. This is after Captain Sivuk asks her opinion on no-win scenarios.
      "Oh, I believe in no-win scenarios. I also believe they mostly take place because somebody fucked up!"
    • Eleya again in "Last Rights", this time in her Internal Monologue:
      "The thing I hate most about surface warfare? Itís the smell. Iíve showered twice and I still canít get that awful stench of earth, smoke, fuel, blood, ozone, and shit out of my nostrils."
  • Valkron in Warriors of the World: Soldiers of Fortune never swears any worse than "hell" or "damn" throughout the entire story despite what happens. Which makes this one quite effective.
    "Look here, you little shit."
  • Peace Forged in Fire has a fair amount of untranslated Rihan swearing and a bit of Farsi, but at one point Morgan tells her command crew that:
    "... getting an armistice is critical to our national security, and that means our conduct is critical to our national security. If somebody fucks this up, this warbird will not be responsible."
  • Dragon Age fic Middle Of Nowhere closes its first chapter with a beauty.
  • Raven Child's The Smurfette Village series combines this with Smurfing in the third story, interestingly not used in any sort of parody.
    Hefty: It's because of you that we lost our home, and our fellow Smurfs.
    Asmoday: That is correct. Now you will join them!
  • Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness:
    • Dennis: "Avada Kedavra, you SON OF A BITCH!"
    • Ernie: "Thatís my wife, you BITCH!"
    • Neville: I know my BLOODY plants!0
  • Subverted in chapter 6 of TD's Little Rarity, where TD appears to be doing one of these, but then notices the filly Rarity next to him and does a Last-Second Word Swap.
  • Child of the Storm:
    • Thor's brief written response to Fudge's demands that Sirius be turned over to the Ministry:
    Fudge. Fuck off and die. Thor.
    • This is Peter Wisdom's one word reaction to seeing the massive army of the undead and monsters (including more than a hundred undead dragons) that Gravemoss has unleashed on Britain, and which is converging on London.
    • The line that indicates that the Winter Soldier has broken free of his brainwashing:
    "Well, fuck the mission then."
    • Arthur Weasley, of all people, delivers one when Lucius Malfoy gives the heads of the Ministry of Magic a Join or Die ultimatum:
    "Go fuck yourself, Lucius."
    • Chapter 71 has two cases of someone using "Oh, fuck" to describe the Oh Crap! reaction they're having: first, Loki upon realizing that Harry has been possessed by the Phoenix, and then the Winter Soldier, of all people, when finding himself face-to-face with an angry Wolverine.