Luke: I'll never join you! You Killed My Father! Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father! Luke: That's not true! That's impossible! Darth Vader: And Princess Leia is your sister! Luke: That's not true! That's... (bewildered) improbable! Darth Vader:And the Empire will be defeated... by Ewoks! Luke: That's... (totally lost) highly unlikely. Darth Vader:And as a child, I built C-3PO! Luke: (completely stony-faced with confusion)...Huh? (Later, with Vader sipping coffee and Luke smoking a cigarette) Darth Vader:(matter-of-factly) And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midichlorians. Luke:(about to head off set, done with this) Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm out.(exits)
Seeing Boba Fett and a stormtrooper's reactions to this in the background is part of what makes it so funny. At first they're just looking at each other confused as Vader keeps on altering the deal and by the end they're both just laughing their asses off.
Let's not forgot the Vader-Jar Jar skit. Bonus points for the producers getting Ahmed Best himself to reprise his role as Jar-Jar.
Darth Vader: Inform the Emperor that the Jedi Temple has been sealed. Private Perkins: Yes, my Lord. Jar-Jar Binks: Ani?! Ani! Little Ani! Darth Vader: Jar-Jar, I am no longer Anakin Skywalker... Jar-Jar Binks:(touches Vader's cape) These are some nice-ah duds, ah-poopah! Darth Vader: Look, Jar-Jar, it is very important... (Jar-Jar taps on Vader's helmet; groans, then scares Jar-Jar back a step) that you never speak to me again. Jar-Jar Binks: What'sa happen to you? Yousa burn your face... (takes off Vader's helmet for a brief moment)AAAHHH! Ani-bo-bani!! (shakes Vader by the shoulders) What'sa happen to you?! Darth Vader:(grabs Jar-Jar by the ears) Jar-Jar. Homey. My main man. Quickly, before the Separatists attack, get into the escape pod! (tosses Jar-Jar into an airlock chamber) Jar-Jar Binks: Hey, if this is escape, then where the pod? (Vader shuts and locks the door) Yousa forgot the pod!! (Vader presses a button which ejects Jar-Jar out into space) WHOOO! (A completely motionless Jar-Jar Binks floats out into space with no sounds whatsoever. Later, Vader is seen in bed.) Darth Vader:(sighing happily) Aaaahhh. Hehehe. (Jar-Jar Binks appears at Vader's bedside as a Force ghost.) Jar-Jar Binks: Ani! Look! Yousa not gonna believe it! Meesa all sparkly glowy! (Vader covers his own head with a pillow while Jar-Jar bounces around Vader's bed ecstatically)'' Now, weesa gonna have all the time to spend together! I love you, Ani! Yaaaahh! Ah-haahhh! Ani, yeeeeah!
"You know what the smartest thing to come out of YOUR mouth is? MEIN DOODLE! I'm Einstein, bitch! * throws a table* EINSTEIN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
Alien 1:"Dammit Dammit Dammit! Years of planning wasted!" Alien 2:"How were we supposed to conquer the Earth with a white Michael Jackson anyways?" Alien 1: "DAMMIT!"
Skeletor's reaction to Beast Man accidentally killing He-Man. Hell, the entire skit.
The Transformers PSA regarding prostate cancer. Then a few cuts later you have the Human Torch telling a doctor "It burns when I pee!" then Optimus leans into the shot and says "What did I just tell you?!"
Rambo's flashback to his torture by the Vietnamese. Basically, it amounts to a montage of Felony Misdemeanors inflicted on him including having Twilight read out loud to him, being forced to play E.T. the Game, being forced to watch "Two Girls, One Cup", and getting Rick-Rolled.
The "Weather Dominator" Documentary sketch, with a GI Joe episode presented like a WW2 documentary. A war widow reading her late husbands letter to her out loud mentions that the letter ended with the word "blam", and she could never figure out what that last part meant.
Reporter: That last part was Maury getting shot
Widow: Oh, that makes more sense now. *starts bawling*
Pretty much every one of The Nerds sketches.
*gets tripped by a school bully and drops his books*
Nerd: My studies!!
The Knight Rider sketch. The Nerd falls asleep watching Knight Rider, and dreams about riding around in KITT, only it turns out its the crappy Val Kilmer voiced KITT from the Knight Rider remake. The Nerd is not amused.
Nerd: Awwwww, you're that crappy KITT from that crappy remake from a few crappy years ago!!
2008!KITT: Greetings, Micheal! Let's go on an adventure!
Nerd: [...] NO! You SUCK ASS! All you did in the entire pilot episode was drive extra fast! It was BORING!
2008!KITT: Fine! I hope you like ejector seats! [beeps and boops] ...I don't seem to have an ejector seat.
2008!KITT: Shall I turn into a pickup truck? I can do that!
Frosty: Oh kids, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
The sketch where a family is riding in a horse-drawn sleigh while singing "Over the River and Through the Woods." The horse suddenly gets a fearful expression when he hears the lyric "The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh," which he doesn't and they end up freezing to death.
Horse:(sobbing) I didn't know the waaaay! I'm just a horse! You guys had GPS on your phones, why wouldn't you use it!?
Bitch Puddin' How you like the taste of Bitch Puddin'? Yo Momma sure liked it after she ate it out my butthole! (Chicken hits her with a sign that reads "My mother was a saint!")
When Daniel "Gyro-Robo" decides to give his opinion:
Daniel: Hmm! Looks like someone has been watching Tony Jaa's The Protector. (The Chicken whips his head around and glares at Daniel, who recoils) Daniel: Looks like someone just peed in his Gatchaman boxer shorts! (Runs off)
As he makes his way up the castle, the Robot Chicken prevents the Bloopers Host from hanging himself. Shocked that he's been rescued, the Host comes to believe his life has value. Then the Chickenrips off the Host's head.
When the Robot Chicken is confronted by Mike Lazzlo and Keith Crawford:
Mike: Ding-dang, this is gonna be one dilly of a slobber knocker! (The two executives try to stab the Chicken, who moves aside and allows them to kill each other) Keith: These ratings...will be glorious! (The two executives begin kissing each other before the Chicken stomps their heads into paste)
The Chicken taking out the Humping Robot with an EMP grenade.
The Nerd being the last person the Chicken faces before the Mad Scientists lair. He poses like he's about to unleash some kung fu shit... then calmly steps aside and opens the door for the Chicken.
Blue Falcon kicking Scrappy-Doo into a lake, with the defense that he was one of the planners of the massacre.
Scooby accidentally firing his gun and scaring Shaggy with it.
Shaggy: Scoob, like what the fuck are you doing, man!?
Scooby: Rorry, Raggy. Ra rafety rasn't ron.
Scooby mourning Hong Kong Phooey's death before taking off his mask and realizing he's a dog.
"Rid re rever realyy arromplish arrything?"
The Great Fondoo complaining about how none of the Really Rottens, himself included, are established Hanna-Barbera villains. In reality, the majority of the HB villains were licensed to other shows at the time, forcing the show to use expies instead.
Snooper: Do you know why we're here?
Fondoo: Why YOU'RE here?! I don't know why I'M here. What, there weren't any better Hanna-Barbera villains to round out the Really Rottens? Who the hell am I?!
Yogi trying to keep the Really Rottens out of the Yogi Yahooeys apartment, and getting pissed when a sleep-drunk Boo Boo doesn't react fast enough to help him.
Yogi: Boo Boo, you fucking bear of average intelligence!
Quick Draw McGraw attempting to stop the massacre by dressing up as his alter ego El Kabong, but gets killed by Dread Baron when he says his catch phrase.
Little Boy: Mom! *pulls up a skeleton arm* I found Dad!
The Micronauts sketch, with the characters scaling a pair of mountains revealed to be a sleeping womans breasts.
The Cabin in the Woods parody, where Seth Green reveals that Joss Whedon stole the idea for the movie from them, who have the job of appeasing a particular god, a stoner watching cartoons in his apartment.
The character introductions
Jock: Party weekend at the cabin! I say we all toss some footballs around!
Stoner: I say we all get hiiiiigh
Nerd: I really have some studying to do!
Slut: Lets all have SEEEEEEX!
Virgin: I'm not having sex until I meet that special someone.
The talisman scene.
Seth Green: The cellar is filled with talismans. Whatever they pick, we'll use that to kill them all. If they open up the Twilight books, they'll all be impregnated by vampires *cut to Exactly What It Says on the Tin* If they pick up the Watchmen collection, Alan Moore will be very unhappy *cut to Alan More bursting through the ceiling and killing the Nerd with his hair*
The stoner picking up a Robot Chicken Nerd action figure, which summons the Nerd to the cabin. When the original Nerd complains that there can't be two nerds in a horror movie, a zombie Joss Whedon appears and kills him.
The Monster Menagerie scene. Instead of being full of mythological and pop culture monsters, it's full of various [adult swim] characters or characters that have appeared in Robot Chicken such as Master Shake, Peter Griffin, Bitch Pudding, Skeletor, Composite Santa, and tons of others.
Doc finally dies from a heart attack during the training segment from Punch-Out!!, and at his wake, several of Little Mac's opponents give personal euologies. Mike Tyson has the best one by far.
Tyson: I did not know Doc, I have filled my pockets with all the pizza rolls, and I am now leaving. If anyone wishes to try and stop me, you are welcome to try. *leaves the funeral home and steals a vase of flowers on the way out.*
Tiger revealing that his magic gem has given him brain cancer, because apparently it's radioactive and he can no longer control his teleporting.
King Hippo having had gastric bypass surgery at Doc's advice, and ended up with skin folds so long he trips on them.
Cinderella calls her Fairy Godmother to provide weapons. After Snow White comments that the Godmother's magic will prove useful, the Godmother plops a bag of pistols onto a table with a deadpan "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. That's 20 grand."
After Louis fails archery practice, Merida encourages him, "You're an alligator! Bean alligator!" Louis decides to eat the next thing he sees, which happens to be Mulan's dragon guardian, Mushu. She actually doesn't mind losing him.
Ariel decides to bring a "thingamabob" to battle-an atomic bomb. Once it becomes activated, Sebastian pops up and sings, "Bend over and grab your ankles!", before it blows up the whole battlefield.
During the aftermath, Tinker Bell pulls out a pistol, shoots Merida in the head, winks to the viewers, and flies away.