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2022 Waifus
Klee
- When Klee knocks on the front door and asks Daki if she knows what her favorite thing in the world is, Daki immediately shuts the door on her.
- Immediately afterwards, Daki lets Klee in. Why? Just to mess with Kakyoin and Dai.Daki: Actually, I have some stooges-, um friends who would love to get to know you.
- This leads to her throwing Klee to Dai like a hot potato before jumping out the window.
- Klee then asks Kakyoin the same question she asked Daki. Unlike Daki, Kakyoin is foolish enough to humor her.Klee: Hello Mister. Do you know what's my favorite thing in the world?Kakyoin: Eh, I'm feeling generous today. Nuw wiwwle wowi, whas your favowite thing in the world?(Klee proceeds to pull out her grenades and jumps in the air.)Klee: FIRE.Kakyoin: That's cu-AH!
- Before the set gets blown up, you can actually see Klee shoving the grenades right into Kakyoin's face!
Nezuko
- Because Nezuko can't speak, Tanjiro speaks on her behalf in the description.Tanjiro: Hi, Tanjiro from Demon Slayer here representing my sister, Nezuko. She's super excited to be on Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur! Wait...he does...what on this show?! OH NO! NEZUKO!
- With Nezuko being a loli, Kakyoin finally gets to bust out the Loli Button. Though when Kakyoin's about to press it, Daki feels like they're forgetting something. Cue Tanjiro bursting into the room and holding Kakyoin at sword point.
- Tanjiro then tries to defend his sister.Tanjiro: Take that back! My beautiful sister isn't a loli. She was voted the most breedable person in the village. Though, I have no idea what that means.(Cue a disturbed look from Dai and Daki)
- When Tanjiro states that Nezuko is voted the most breedable person in their village, she looks away. This implies that, unlike Tanjiro, she knows exactly what that means.
- When Kakyoin asks Tanjiro to let him launch her, Tanjiro says that if he yeets her, he'll "yeet his life".
- This leads to an Imagine Spot of Kakyoin in a relationship with the Loli Button, even having kids with it, with Filthy Frank's rendition of "What a Wonderful World" playing. Then it turns out a very confused Daki and Dai can actually see it.
- After Kakyoin puts away the Loli Button, calling it "Mi amor", Tanjiro offers to give him back.Dai: Dude, he screwed the freaking loli button! I don't want him! You can keep him.Tanjiro: What?! I don't want to keep him! His right hand smells fishy.Kakyoin: I get very lonely on Mondays.Tanjiro: To preserve my childhood innocence, I won't ask what that means. He's all yours.
- The two of them argue who keeps Kakyoin for 3 hours. While the two argue, Daki and Nezuko are seen playing Go Fish.Daki: Got any spades?Nezuko: (muffled) Go fish.
Samus
- Apparently while Kakyoin was unconscious, he got turned into a furry by Daki.Kakyoin: DAAAKIIII!Daki: Yes~~?Kakyoin: EXPLAIN.Daki: Well~~, I used the money used to fill the Loli Pit with alligators...Kakyoin: I'm going to fucking kill her! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HER! RIGHT NO-! (Gets neck chopped by Dai)Daki: ...and used it to pay Dr. Mario to give you a furry makeover.
- When Dai asks why she did it, she reveals that it's so their guest will kill Kakyoin after seeing him as a bird monster. This is all in her plan to make Kakyoin's life a living hell.
- Samus arrives to the set with a "#1 METROID" mug.
- We then see how well Daki's plan works after Samus sees Kakyoin and summons her ship.Daki: Ooooh. She's going to kill him using her ship! Bitchin'!(Samus summons speakers from the ship and plays "Careless Whisper")Daki: An odd choice of killing music, but okay!(Samus turns off her Power Armor and jumps Kakyoin)Daki: Um, clearly she wanted to get comfortable when killing h-(Smash Cut to an hour later and the set completely covered in white)Dai: Uuhhh, dude? Are you alright?Kakyoin: Damn right I am. (Smokes a cigarette)
- The all-white set is then called the "Roomkakke"
Lopunny
- Meta: According to Word of God, he realized that the episode on Lopunny, a rabbit, was being released on Easter and would technically make it an Easter episode.
- When Harkness appears on the show, Kakyoin asks Dai why they have a dude as the guest. He clarifies that he's not the guest.Kakyoin: Then where is she?Harkness: Hold your horses, you little bastard. I'll get your slut in a second.
- When he lets Lopunny out of her Pokéball, Kakyoin immediately gets freaked out by her.Kakyoin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!Harkness: Your slut.Daki: You mean waifu?Harkness: Is that what you whippersnappers call a dick-sucking demon these days?Dai: Nah dawg, we still call them sluts.Harkness: Then my point still stands.
- When Kakyoin says that he isn't sleeping with Lopunny, Harkness tries to persuade him by saying she has "100% child-bearing hips" and that she's a fan of his. We even see she has a tattoo of the show's logo on her ass.
- Kakyoin quotes Emo by telling Harkness "The answer is no, with a side of fuck you". Daki calls him out by pointing out how he screwed the Loli Button in a previous episode.
- Harkness then talks about his own experience with Pokémon.Harkness: Look, when I was younger, I felt the same way about Pokémon. But the moment I saw a Salazzle shaking her tight little ass in front of me... it was all over for me.
- When Harkness makes this heartwarming speech about Pokémon being more than pets, Kakyoin just says that he isn't into doing Pokémon. Lopunny decides to take matters into her own paws...Lopunny: Lo-lopunny lo-lolo-lopunny lo-punny.Harkness: She said, "I'll tell ya what. I like ya, and I want'cha. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, the choice is yours."Dai: Bruh.Kakyoin: (Cries)
- After Kakyoin actually gets into screwing Pokémon, all the while Daki and Dai watch in disgust, Harkness sees that his job is done and flies out the ceiling. Daki has this question to ask at the end:Daki: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with our show?
- During the credits, Dai says that he was going to need bleach after seeing Kakyoin doing Lopunny and notes how it took weeks between this episode and the Samus episode to clean up the set.
Starfire
- At the end of the ad block, Dai says a pun that causes Kakyoin and Daki to give him looks of disapproval while he holds his head down.
- While trying to introduce the guest, an excited Starfire grabs the camera and introduces herself. She then proceeds to throw the camera in the air, breaking it, and picks Daki off the ground.Kakyoin: Watch out! Don't damage the fourth wall... or Daki, I guess.Starfire: On my show, the fourth wall is a loose construct.Kakyoin: ...What are you?
- When Starfire refers to Kakyoin as a hero like her, Dai and Daki immediately call BS on that.Dai: Jury's still out if he's a heroDaki: Or a predator.Kakyoin: Hey, I'm heroic! I mounted Mt. Lady.Starfire: Oh, she is a most excellent hero!Kakyoin: Yeah!Starfire: Also, she is the thick.Daki: (Beat) Go on.
- Starfire then explains that Mt. Lady's thighs are as thick as "Tamarinian Thots", or "TT" for short, that are so thick that they can crush "less thick creatures" by twerking on them. This leaves Kakyoin so confused that he can't be pervy about it.
- When Starfire notes that her people believe that love should be shared with friends, Daki immediately chimes in to ask her if she wants to be friends... only for Starfire to say that she was referring to Dai, who had said that she was his favorite waifu.Daki: Wait Dai, I've read her comics! With her strength, this won't end well for your pelvis!Dai: (coughs) Worth It!Starfire: You are the funny. Thank you for bringing my friend and I together. (Punches Kakyoin through a wall)Daki: (concerned) You okay there, Kaky?Kakyoin: (weakly) Should... have been... Raven.
- According to Kakyoin, it was Daki that asks the question on Tamaranian's view on love.
- During the credits, Starfire directs the audience to the previous episode on "the red one" (Kakyoin) making friends with "a thick bunny rabbit" (Lopunny). She also notes that the carpet stains from that are still there.
Android 21 (Gohanverse)
- When Dai asks Kakyoin why they're recording an episode when they couldn't get a waifu, Kakyoin reveals that he was able to schedule a waifu in.Dai: How? I have to help you work with the toaster oven. I highly doubt that you could get a waifu scheduled this week on your own.Daki: I second that notion.
- How did he do it? By ordering a waifu via DoorDash.Dai: Bruh. Did you fucking DoorDash a thot?Kakyoin: It's a free economy!
- When 21 comes out of the box and sees Dai, she isn't happy to see him. When Kakyoin asks him to explain, Dai admits to using her for marketing purposes.Kakyoin: You Monster! How dare you use her for that, like she's just some character for your disposal?!
- Before 21 and Dai are about to fight, Baba tells her that she's not allowed to use her powers in the living world due to what happened with Frieza.
- Daki offers up an alternative way for 21 to get revenge: by playing Go Fish.
- While playing, Kakyoin reveals that he's heard of her from El Hermano, due to them essentially being pen pals.21: What did he say about me?Kakyoin: That you would probably kill me.21: That's not a bad idea. (Shoots Kakyoin)Baba: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
- Daki continues the game... by playing Pot of Greed. This causes 21 to decide to kill her too.
- During the credits, Dai says that Kakyoin died again with zero surprise in his voice and to check out the Raven episode coming up to see if whether or not Starfire crushed his pelvis.
Raven
- The start of the episode confirms that Starfire did indeed crush Dai's pelvis.Kakyoin: Well, you had your Teen Titan waifu on. I hope it was worth it!(Cut to Dai as he's sitting on a chair with a cast on his lap)Dai: Tooootally worth it.
- Kakyoin tries to summon Raven by invoking the arcane powers of darkness... only for Raven to already be there and tell him that he could've called her and Starfire's agent.
- When describing his plan, he describes the arcane powers of darkness as being "dark like my 17-year-old soul".
- It's also revealed that Raven and Starfire's agent is Alfred.
Daki: Hmm. Is he taking clients? - While talking to her, Kakyoin becomes surprised that Raven isn't the Emo Teen he thought she was.Kakyoin: Um, hello Raven. O-Oh my god, I-I am your biggest fan. Your gravelly voice speaks to the darkness of my soul.Raven: Darkness? Dude, I use darkness as a weapon. That's not my personality.Kakyoin: I-i-it's not?Raven: No, I'm pretty well adjusted and chill overall. I have friends, play video games, I like waffles.Kakyoin: Waffles? Really?Daki & Starfire: Waffles are the greatest!Kakyoin: No one asked you Manic Pixie Star Girl! Or you, Red Cap!Starfire: My name is Starfire!Kakyoin: I... don't care!
- After Kakyoin pisses Raven off by insulting Starfire, she gets prepared to fight. He tries to attack with Hierophant Green... only for Raven to eat it whole in her demon form. As Raven's about to do the same to him, he just says that it was Worth It.
- When Raven apologizes for eating Kakyoin, Daki yet again says that he'll be fine and be back next week as the two of them and Starfire head off to eat waffles.
- Dai isn't even able to muster up his usual amount of energy during the credits due to him still recovering from his night with Starfire.Dai: (weakly) Ughhhh, thanks for watching. Watch more of our shit in the playlist included in the video. We had 21 on the show. I don't know why she was pissed, just watch it. Let me bask in the afterglow.
She-Hulk
- When Daki expresses confusion over Kakyoin's excitement over She-Hulk, she gets one look at her and immediately understands why.
- As Daki gets a good look at her, the audience gets a good look at her as well.
- When She-Hulk arrives to the set, she asks Daki to scoot over into the seat. When she sits down, she accidentally launches Daki through the roof.
- After Daki arrives back onto the set and is mad at She-Hulk for launching her, the two of them decide to settle things through "smashing". Twenty minutes later, Daki comes out with a blissful look on her face and in a wheelchair.Kakyoin: (concerned) Daki, are you okay?(Beat)Kakyoin: Was the smash game really that good? I haven't played since Melee.(Cut to Dai in a wheelchair as well)Kakyoin: Dai too?! Is that from Starfire?Dai: No...! That made me stronger. Only way to survive She-Hulk... Smash...
- When She-Hulk clarifies what she means by "smash", Kakyoin immediately volunteers to smash with her.Dai: Don't...! Your pelvis...! Too weak...!Kakyoin: I have been waiting to bang She-Hulk since The '80s. As for my pelvis, well... sometimes you lose things chasing a dream.
- Just the fact that this scene is being treated like as if he was performing a Heroic Sacrifice.
- Smashing with She-Hulk, of course, causes Kakyoin to die yet again.She-Hulk: This happens to half my dates. (Good thing she's a lawyer)Daki: Eh, he'll be back next video.
- Before going for Round 2 with She-Hulk, Daki decides to pose in front of Kakyoin's grave like in the Grant Gustin funeral meme
◊.Daki: Suck it, bitch! - During the credits, Dai tells the audience to type "F" in the comments.
Jolyne
- When Kakyoin refers to Jolyne as the first Jojo waifu on the show, Dai tries to point out Speedwagon... only for Kakyoin to shout that Speedwagon still doesn't count as a waifu.
- Just the fact that Jolyne spends the large majority of her screentime twerking in the Jack-O' pose.
- When Kakyoin asks Dai if he'll get lucky again with Jolyne, Dai reveals that he actually has a formula that calculates his chances of getting laid.Dai: According to this formulaThe Equation? , I believe this episode guarantees you get lucky with a... Uh... 10% chance of you actually dying.Daki: Wait, you have an equation for when he gets laid? How does that even work?Dai: I'm glad you asked. We'll need some... visual aids.
- Just as Kakyoin's about to bone Jolyne, he notices the star-shaped birthmark on her and asks for her last name. When she reveals that it's Cujoh, he realizes how screwed he is and tries to end the show early.
- Kakyoin tries to talk Jolyne out of screwing him due to her being the daughter of his friend, only for her to continue her advances due to (self-admitted) Daddy Issues.Kakyoin: Hierophant Green help!Hierophant Green: I'm gonna upload this on TikTok!Kakyoin: This is the reason I don't summon you. This is the exact reason why!
- When Jotaro stops Jolyne from screwing his friend, she decides to go do Anasui instead and admits that she forgot that Araki turned him into a guy.
- While the two of them leave the set to catch up, Jotaro notes how Kakyoin dies almost every episode. He just says that he just gets used to it.Kakyoin & Jotaro: (Laughs while walking away)
Gardevoir
- Unlike with Lopunny, Kakyoin here is very happy to have Gardevoir on the show.Kakyoin: Look at her Dai. Dripping with RAW sensual sexuality.Dai: No, I think that's sweat.Kakyoin: Sensual sweat?Dai: Fear sweat. From her fear of you.
- When Kakyoin says that Gardevoir has nothing to fear from him, Dai points out that she would if she saw the Lopunny episode.Gardevoir: Gar! Gar! Gar-gardevoir-gar! Gar-gar! Gar! Gardevoir! Gar! [Translation: Please don't do the Harkness Test on me! I BEG OF YOU! DON'T!]
- Kakyoin then questions who Gardevoir's trainer is. Cue Daki telling her to use Psychic on him.
- When Kakyoin asks Daki why she's doing this, she says it's because she has standards and won't let him hurt Gardevoir... that and hurting him is fun.Daki: Gardevoir! Use Nutcracker!Gardevoir: Gar!Kakyoin: Wait, that's not a pokémon mov-(Gardevoir kicks him in the nuts)Kakyoin: (Screams in unimaginable pain)
- After that, Daki proceeds to capture Kakyoin in an Ultra Ball.Daki: Yay! I caught a forgotten anime character!Dai: Daki!Daki: What?Dai: Did you really capture Kakyoin in an Ultra Ball?Daki: Yeah...Dai: What a waste. You probably could've just used a Pokéball.
- When Dai asks Daki what she's going to do with Kakyoin, she just says that she has plans for him. It's then revealed that she Wonder Traded him in... to DIO.
Megumin
- When Megumin appears on the show, Kakyoin is not happy to have another loli on the show and tells Dai that they're going to get complaints about it from the comment section. Dai can only silently agree.
- When Megumin demands to know where Klee is, even threatening to use Explosion on the three hosts, she appears and the two start hurling insults at each other.Megumin: You... What the hell type of explosion magic was that?!Klee: The good kind of shit, fam.Megumin: Hah! You call that an explosion? I've seen better explosions in North Korea.Klee: Aww, look at little miss critic, telling me how to do explosion magic. At least I can do whatever I want after casting mine. Face it, you're jealous, hag!Megumin: Say that again.Subtitles: (Now is a good time to check with the insurance)Klee: You're. Jealous. Hag.Megumin: Well, let's see how you like this hag when she summons a 24 TON EXPLOSION!Klee: Bring it on.Megumin: Brat!Klee: Old Bitch!Megumin: Little Shit!Klee: Hillbilly!
- The two explosion lollies are about to fight... only for Kakyoin to launch the two away with the Loli Button.
- While Kakyoin celebrates FINALLY being able to press the Loli Button, all the while singing "Let The Sunshine In", Megumin and Klee land right behind him. As the latter's about to throw a grenade at him, she's stopped by the former.Megumin: No, let him enjoy it... for now. (Does a Dramatic Gun Cock with her staff)
Pyra / Mythra
- The episode starts with Dai shaking with jealousy and with bloodshot eyes as he watches Pyra holding Kakyoin in her chest.
- Kakyoin then notices Rex in the room.Kakyoin: Who is the shota?Pyra: Oh, him? Just someone who... DOESN'T KEEP THE PROMISES HE MAKES!(Rex just glares at her)Kakyoin: Wait, am I being used in a lovers' spurt- (Pyra pushes his face into her chest) BOOBIES!
- When Pyra asks Kakyoin if he would like to travel the world with her, this causes Dai to try and shoot him.Daki: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Take the shot! Take the fucking shot!Dai: No... He's not worth it.Daki: Pussy! No balls! No freaking balls!
- There's even a P.O.V. Shot of Dai pointing his gun at Kakyoin with a Quick Time Event of him trying to resist the urge to kill him, all the while he Deteriorates Into Gibberish.
- When Kakyoin asks Pyra where they should go, she suggests Disney World, Japan... and Elysium where she can finally die. Rex's response to this implies that this isn't the first time they've had this argument.
- The first thing that Mythra does when she takes control is to shove Kakyoin off of her.
- While Mythra admitting that she and Pyra want to die out of guilt from committing mass genocide would be a Tearjerker, it's Kakyoin's response to this that makes it funny.Kakyoin: Wait, she committed mass genocide? That's ho...oh. (Notices everyone staring at him) Horrible. A-Absolutely horrible.
- After being told by Rex that he could join him, Pyra, and Mythra on their journey to travel to Elysium, Kakyoin get very excited... and has his brains blown out by Dai.
- During the credits, Daki tries (and fails) to sound sad over Dai shooting Kakyoin.
Albedo (Overlord)
- The episode starts with Kakyoin being completely bored over Albedo gushing about every little thing about Ainz, even over simple things like him talking to her in a hallway.
- Like in 18's episode, Kakyoin and Dai try to sneak out of the room, only for Kakyoin to be caught while Dai gets away.
- When Kakyoin tells Dai how Albedo won't shut up about "her skeleton man", Dai asks if that means she wants... a bone! Cue the Chirping Crickets.
- Kakyoin decides to pretend to be Ainz... by wearing a Papyrus mask. Somehow, this works.
- When Albedo compliments "Ainz" on his "thin and bony" body, this offends Kakyoin.Kakyoin: Hey- Um (clears throat) (Deep voice) I have... muscles...-ish.
- Kakyoin's plan, predictably, leaves him with a broken pelvis.Kakyoin: Definitely worth it...
- What makes this funnier is how Kakyoin looks behind him before shushing Dai, as if he actually was cheating on the Loli Button and doesn't want it finding out.
Bayonetta
- While Kakyoin's fawning over Bayonetta, Daki's just left wondering what's the big deal about "some British thot in bondage gear". Though when Bayo tells her to sit, she immediately does so while repeatedly saying "Yes, Mommy! Sorry, Mommy!".Kakyoin: A beautiful, tall, fit British waifu with glasses that breaks Daki?! I don't think I could get any happier!
- When Dai opens the door and sees what's happening, he immediately slams the door shut and leaves.
- When Bayonetta talks about how her clothes are made out of her Magic Hair, Kakyoin makes the assumption that the hair in question is her pubic hair.Kakyoin: Daki! We're gonna get canceled!(Cut to Daki with Bayonetta's foot on her face)
- As Bayonetta takes Kakyoin to her place to have a "torturous climax", the camera pans to a picture of Darwin Watterson with feminine legs, glasses, and Bayo's hair from the first game. Of course, their night ends with Kakyoin dying.
- After dying, Kakyoin finds himself in a fiery landscape surrounded by multiple Bayonettas dancing on poles.Kakyoin: Is this... Heaven, or... Hell?Bayonetta: Does it matter? Ready for Round 2?Kakyoin: I can die happy!
Demon Bulma
- In the description, Demon Bulma tries (and fails) to not blow her cover.Demon Bulma: Hello...everyone. It's me...Demon Bulm- er...regular Bulma here on Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur. I wonder what Kakyoin's screams sound like when I rip his insides? Um...asking for a friend.
- When Kakyoin asks "Bulma" where everyone is, she just says that the other waifus are around. Cue the Lightning Reveal showing the two literally being surrounded by Darkness.Kakyoin: Pretending I didn't see that. What about Dai, or what's-her-face?"Bulma": Daki?Kakyoin: Yeah, that thing.
- As Demon Bulma tries to drive Kakyoin mad with distorted versions of Darkness, Samus, and She-Hulk, Hierophant Green helps snap Kakyoin out of it.Hierophant Green: Snap out of it, man!Kakyoin: No... *sobs* They were all so... bangable!Demon Bulma: What?!
- Kakyoin calls Demon Bulma out for being a fanfic character and shows his Genre Savvy-ness by pointing out how it's the pervert, like himself, that wins in fanfiction.Kakyoin: And just like a real fanfic, we're about to have some throbbing! And splash! AN EMERALD SPLASH!
- How does Kakyoin deliver the finishing blow to Demon Bulma? By kissing her. In his own words...Kakyoin: I beat the personification of pure evil, with pure perversion...!
- As the episode ends, Dai turns to the audience with red eyes and laughs... only to realize that he still has to do the outro.
- In the credits, Kakyoin is credited as the voice of Hierophant Green.
Jessie (Pokémon)
- The episode starts with the three hosts deciding on whether or not to turn Jessie in to the police due to her being a criminal.Kakyoin: She's a criminal, right?Dai: Yup.Daki: But, she's hot.Dai & Kakyoin: Yup.Kakyoin: And she's an OG waifu.Daki: So, do we call the police?Dai: Nope, snitches get stiches.Jessie: Hello! I'm feeling ignored here.Kakyoin: Oh right, sorry, we're so used to getting robbed and killed here.
- When Jessie says her half of the Team Rocket Trio's Faction Motto, James appears to say his half. Jessie wants him to leave, but James just says that the two of them are a team and do everything together. Unfortunately, this includes using the bathroom.James: But Jessie, I needed you to help me wipe my bum-bum.Jessie: God. Damn it. James. People don't say things like that.James: But it's true.Jessie: That just makes it more depressing.
- Kakyoin and Jessie decide to go to her place and do some roleplay about him being kidnapped by Team Rocket... only for James to appear when Jessie says her half of their Faction Motto.Jessie: God damn it, James! This is why Meowth left us!James: At least he gave pu-(Smash Cut to the end credits)
Nessa
- The episode starts with a very scared Dai cowering over Nessa being on the show, much to Kakyoin and Daki's confusion.Nessa: Hello, Dai. Happy to see me?Kakyoin: You two know each other?Nessa: Why, of course. He was a real MACHO MAN when we first met.Dai: (Thinks of his Machop with tears in his eyes) (high-pitched) Macho Man?Daki: Wait, did you two...?Dai: (Thinks of his Barboach with more tears in his eyes) (high-pitched) Roach?
- After recalling her win against Dai and calling him her bitch after rubbing in his face that all of his pokémon are dead, Nessa proceeds to collect his tears in a cup and drink it.Nessa: Ah, the sweet taste of broken hopes and dreams.
- If you look carefully at his eyes, his pupils are in the shape of an Among Us crewmate. This is actually confirmed by Dai.
- If you look carefully at his eyes, his pupils are in the shape of an Among Us crewmate. This is actually confirmed by Dai
- After Nessa leaves Dai completely broken, what does Kakyoin do? Take a picture of him as payback for shooting him in the Pyra/Mythra episode.Photo Caption: WAS FEELING BAD FOR HIM BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THE PYRA/MYTHRA EPISODE LOL
- During the credits, Dai's only barely able to keep it together while saying the usual Please Subscribe to Our Channel speech. It's only when he recommends watching his failed Pokémon Sword Nuzlocke playthrough is when he finally breaks down.
Sada
- When Professor Sada Vine Swings onto the set, Daki wonders where she came from, Dai wonders where the rope came from, and Kakyoin wonders what else could she do with the rope.
- When Daki pulls out her phone, Sada just smacks it out of her hand and shames her for using technology, causing Daki to say "Yes, Mommy! Sorry, Mommy!".
- When Sada talks about how Science Is Bad, Dai points out the hypocrisy of a Pokémon professor saying that.Sada: Science has poisoned your minds and eroded your intelligence!Dai: That's... literally the opposite of what science does.Kakyoin: Who's the expert here, Dai? You or the Pokémon professor?! Speak, O' feral goddess.
- Sada tells Kakyoin the glory of nature while holding him in her boobs... only to accidentally suffocate him to death.Dai: Fuck. He's dead!Sada: He died of happiness at being one with nature.Dai: No! You... you-you smothered him!Daki: Lucky bastard!
- While Sada's smothering Kakyoin with her boobs, Daki's very enthusiastic in wanting the same treatment.Daki: Me too, nature mommy!Sada: There is enough love for all in the breasts of science. Right, Kakyoin?
- While Sada's smothering Kakyoin with her boobs, Daki's very enthusiastic in wanting the same treatment.
- As she leaves the set, Sada tells Dai and Daki to not call the cops due to her being on parole.
Misty / May / Dawn
- When Kakyoin notes his excitement over having the three girls on the show, they immediately get snarky.Kakyoin: The three OG waifus of my youth? I must be dreaming!Misty: Being here is more like a nightmare.May: Yeah, we don't want to talk to you.Dawn: You smell funny.Daki: Wow, they're getting meaner faster than usual. I like 'em.
- After noticing how off Ash's voice is, Kakyoin asks him how old he is. Ash says that he's 35 but looks the way he does due to him having "Gary Coleman disease".
- Kakyoin calls Ash his hero due to him having "more waifus than The Doctor has companions".
- When the three girls show reluctance to returning to their pokeballs, Ash threatens to send them to Brock.May: Anything but That!
- After Kakyoin frees the girls from Ash, they decide to give him a... proper thank you.Kakyoin: So, you're saying you all have Gary Coleman disease and are happy with this?Dawn: Compared to Ash, a Muk is more appealing.Kakyoin: Then all I have to say is: Babes, come over here I want to get a peek-at-chu.
Tsunade
- When Daki introduces Kakyoin to Tsunade, he immediately makes comments about her tits.Daki: Kaky, here's my favorite Naruto waifu: the 5th Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, Tsunade.Kakyoin: More like Titsnade, am I right?Dai: (Shakes his head in disappointment)Tsunade: Are you just going to make comments about my tits?Kakyoin: Well, um, yeah. That's why you're here, right? I mean, how much is shown, the average guy can guess that they're about... 106 centimeters note round. You're leaving nothing to the imagination, just the way I like it.
- As Tsunade uses her Hand Seals, Kakyoin asks if she's trying to tell him to fuck off using Sign Language.
- After getting banished to the Oppai Dimension by Tsunade, he meets another version of himself; specifically, it's the Kakyoin that "Uzaki" banished in 2020. What do they say when they first meet?Both Kakyoins: Hey, handsome.
- When 2022!Kakyoin asks 2020!Kakyoin how they escape, the latter says that it's by either dying or through a door that appears to be locked. 2022!Kakyoin tries the door... and it easily opens.2020!Kakyoin: Well, I assumed it was locked.
- When both Kakyoins return to their world, Dai doesn't even try to Spot the Imposter as he immediately shoots one of them.Dai: Holy fuck, there's two of them! (Shoots 2022!Kakyoin)Dai: (Shoots 2020!Kakyoin) You know, he died doing whatever he wanted... no matter what, right? I bet he was happy.Daki: Dude, you just shot him.Dai: But he was looking at tits...(Smash Cut to credits)Dai: Was that an insult or an invitation?
Makima
- The episode starts with Kakyoin already made into one of Makima's dogs and wearing a collar, much to Denji and Daki's envy.
- Speaking of Daki, she tries HARD to be one of Makima's dogs, to the point that she does the Sad Cat dance while dressed as Scooby-Doo (Makima shows no reaction, Kakyoin's eye twitches, and Denji seems... weirdly into it). This ends with her being sent to the corner with a Dunce Cap and a sign that says "I DANCED TO AN OUTDATED MEME. PLEASE KEEP ME IN THE SHAME CORNER".
- After Kakyoin passes a jar of peanut butter to Makima, with the intention of having her rub it on her body for him to lick off, she tells Denji to give him the "Bob Barker treatment".Kakyoin: The what now?Makima: Denji.Denji: (Transforms into Chainsaw Man) With pleasure! Come here bitch!(Denji attacks Kakyoin while the latter screams)
- If you look carefully at the peanut butter's label, it reads "LOVER'S PEANUT BUTTER: APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR... WELL... USE YOUR IMAGINATION ;)"
