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2020 Waifus
Melony
- All of Melony's lines are nothing but ice puns that start irritating the two hosts.Melony: Talk about a cold reception.Kakyoin: (laughs)Melony: I feel like I'm being put on ice right nowKakyoin: (laughs) Okay, you can stop with the ice jokes now.Melony: Hey, Kakyoin. Maybe after this show, we should go back to my igloo.Kakyoin: Please stop.Melony: But I guess I shouldn't be surprised since I'm ice cold.Kakyoin: The cringe! THE CRINGE![...]Melony: Don't worry guys. These jokes are the tip of the iceberg.Kakyoin: Oooohh noooo.
- Not that Kakyoin's pun is any better.Kakyoin: Despite being an ice Pokémon master, today's MILF is sure... fire.
- Not that Kakyoin's pun is any better.
- Dai tries to shoot her for all of the ice puns, but Kakyoin stops him because since President Obama, waifus are protected by the government.Dai: Thanks Obama.
Lucoa
- The fact that Kakyoin decided to cancel the show on its second episode due to discovering Lucoa. Though Dai isn't too sad about it.
- When Lucoa says the "Oh my~" line, this causes Kakyoin to give a Jizzed in My Pants face
◊. - The reason he's cancelling the show... is so he can propose to her. Though when he does, she says no due to him being too old for her.Dai: Welp, we're gonna open a can of worms.Kakyoin: Luoca, baby, how old do you want your boyfriends to be?Kakyoin: I... went on a lot of bizarre adventures. But being cucked by a kid is still the bizarrest thing to ever happen to me.
Rhea
- Kakyoin thinks the reason for his unease around Rhea is because she's a Jehovah's Witness, even though she just introduced herself as the leader of the Church of Seiros. When Dai points this out, Kakyoin just thinks they're the same thing.
- Rhea tries to convert him, but fails.Rhea: Would you like to see our Goddess Sothis? Her beauty will be enough to get you to join.Kakyoin: Well, we're getting close to the punchline, so sure.(Rhea shows a picture of Sothis)Kakyoin: Ewww, you worship a loli? Now I'm definitely not going to join.Rhea: I'll Kill You! (Proceeds to turn into a dragon and attack Kakyoin)
- As Dragon!Rhea is attacking Kakyoin, Dai tries to ask Seteth which house has the best waifu to no avail.Dai: So... Which house has the best waifus?Seteth: To prevent a waifu war in your comment section, I won't answer that.Dai: Pfft, pussy.
Astolfo
- When Astolfo and Kakyoin discuss who's the best Fate waifu, Astolfo says it's Mordred, who identifies as a guy.Kakyoin: My... Dude?Astolfo: Yes?Kakyoin: Do you identify as a dude?Astolfo: Does the GOP destroy an economic surplus?Kakyoin: I don't know politics!
- According to Dai, Kakyoin closes his eyes and randomly picks in elections.
- After Astolfo reveals that he's a guy, Kakyoin takes it as well as you would expect. Astolfo, then, explains himself further.Kakyoin: Kakyoin.exe has failed to load. Does not compute.Dai: (Spit Take)
- When Astolfo suggests the three of them hit up a titty bar, Kakyoin burst into tears over it.Kakyoin: (Cries) Stop rubbing it in!(Beat)Kakyoin: (Cries harder)
Bea
- Starting from this episode onwards, the waifu of the episode will give a brief statement in the video's description.
- In Bea's case, it's her saying she's going to hijack the show to give... a message. What is this message?Bea: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FEET YOU HORNY FUCKS! Everywhere I go, I have people saying how much they want to lick my feet! How much they wonder if it tastes like fruit or if it tastes like cheese! Why the FUCK do you want to know if my feet taste like cheese?! [...] Next time I see you horny bastards talk about my feet, I'm going to shove them right up your ass! Then again, some of you might enjoy it! So never mind!
- When Kakyoin asks why she doesn't just wear shoes, she just roundhouse kicks him and tells him to shut up.
- When Dai asks if someone is going to untie them after Bea leaves, Kakyoin just says that this is "just like my Friday nights".
Marge
- Just the fact that the episode has a "Bounce Counter" Drinking Game.
- The episode proper starting with Marge asking the audience if they really want to watch the video and says the show isn't safe for kids... or Youtube advertisers.
- When Marge says that she doesn't approve of the show, Kakyoin counters with her appearance on Playboy. note Kakyoin: Did the parents of America approve you when you did a playboy spread? And I do mean sprrrrrrrrreaduh.Marge: I don't see how that's relevant.Dai: Yo, hold it for one sec. She did that?Kakyoin: You bet your ass she did.
- Marge decides to punish Kakyoin by spanking him with a frying pan and calls him a very bad boy. This ends up grossing Dai out.Dai: Uh, this is lowkey kinkier than anything we had on our show.Marge: I beg your pardon?Kakyoin: Shut it! Punish me mama. Think of the Children!Dai: Alright goodnight, everyone. This is too weird for me. See you next episode. Where's my fucking vodka?
Scáthach
- Apparently, Kakyoin is not allowed in Tennessee for some reason.
- The face he makes◊ when Scáthach offers to take him home with her.
- This would have worked, buuuut...Cú Chulainn: Master, are we done yet? Spongebob is coming on sooon~uh. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ Spongebob Squarepants ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? ♪
- According to Scáthach, Cú got his butt kicked in the Holy Grail War so much that his mind regressed to that of a child.
- When Dai calls her out on her plan to trick Kakyoin into taking care of Cú, she tries to deny it. Unfortunately, her student doesn't help matters when he poops himself.
- After Kakyoin launches Scáthach and Cú, he recreates the "Sad Kaneki" meme◊ while a kazoo cover of "unravel" plays.
Android 18
- Kakyoin pointing out how... odd 18's voice is.Kakyoin: Ok, screw it. What is wrong with your voice?Android 18: No idea what you mean, Kpop.Kakyoin: I've seen DBZ, I know what you're supposed to sound like.Android 18: It's called a dub, bub.
- Krillin bursting into the room trying to get 18 back with training in the ways of "I fuk yu" and a full sack... of Senzu Beans.
- When Krillin and 18 start having sex, Kakyoin tells Dai that they need to leave... only to see he's already gone. Kaykoin isn't as lucky as he's Forced to Watch by 18 due to her finding it hot. He then tries to get Hierophant Green to get him out of there. Unfortunately, the sight of them having sex leads it to be Driven to Suicide.Kakyoin: You fucking coward!
- Eventually, the horror of it all causes Kakyoin to faint.
- Just the Hurricane of Euphemisms between Krillin and 18:18: Well, you know how Tien has a 3rd eye? Well, you have a 3rd leg baby. We're gonna empty both of your sacks.[...]Krillin: Destructo Dick![...]Krillin: Aw hell yeah! I'm gonna make you kamehamecu-[...]Krillin: Screw Vegeta, I'm about to have a Big Bang Attack.[...]18: Oh yeah, I'ma gargle those Dragon Balls.[...]
- When Kakyoin tries to keep the show PG and remind them of the children watching. 18 takes it as them making a kid and naming it after his ex.
Uzaki
- It starts with Kakyoin not being impressed with the guest.Kakyoin: The hell is this?Dai: Your guest.Uzaki: I'm Uzaki-chan!Kakyoin: Yeah no, I don't do "-chan". The hell Dai?Dai: Oh my god. Dude, she's the biggest thing in anime right now.Kakyoin: Well... Lots of her are.Uzaki: Are you staring at my chest?Kakyoin: That is all there is of you. You big tittied loli!
- Just the fact that Uzaki has an all-powerful Eldritch Abomination in her chest and only Kakyoin can see it.
- There's also the Mood Whiplash between Kakyoin dealing with an Eldritch Abomination while Dai has what he considers the most charming interview he's ever had.
- Apparently, Uzaki's boobs are so big that she can crush a soda can with them.
- Kakyoin tries to fight "Uzaki" with Hierophant Green, only for it to be quickly dealt with via Neck Snap.
- When "Uzaki" grabs Kakyoin with her psychic hands, one of them goes straight for his junk.
- "No Uzaki-chan, please not the tiᵗᶦᵉˢ..."
