2023 Waifus

Elsa

In the description, Elsa lampshades how the entire episode is just one big "Let It Go" joke... and tells the audience to "let it go".
While introducing Elsa, Dai notes how she's the biggest waifu they've had on the show and that there's a lot of porn of her.
Kakyoin: Big?
Kakyoin & Daki: You don't mean...?
Dai: Multi-billion dollar earner: Elsa.
Kakyoin: Oh... I was hoping for Mt. Lady.
Daki: I wanted Sakura.
Kakyoin: What?!
Daki: Uh... to punch her... for being Sakura.
As Elsa sings "Let It Go", both Kakyoin and Daki end up taking what she says quite literally.
Elsa: ♫ The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen. ♫
Kakyoin: What? It-It's noon... and 100 degrees.
Elsa: ♫ A kingdom of isolation. And it looks like I'm the queen. ♫
Daki: I don't know. From what I've seen online, you're more of a thot than a queen.
Elsa: ♫ The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried. ♫
Kakyoin: Keep what in? Ew! Gross! Did you fart?! Dai, open a window!
Daki: Did she have Taco Bell?
Elsa: ♫ Don't let them in. Don't let them see. ♫
Kakyoin: Uh, see what now?
Elsa: ♫ Be the good girl you always have to be. ♫
Daki: Oh! You're a bad girl, eh~
As Elsa keeps singing, both Kakyoin and Daki are horrified to find out they're in a Disney music number and try to leave... only to see that Elsa had frozen the doors shut.
Elsa: ♫ Turn away and slam the door! ♫
Daki: We can't! You froze the doors!
It eventually gets to the point that Kakyoin and Daki decide to just shoot each other. The only thing that Dai has to say about this is noting how this is the first time that Daki's died.

Like in NieR: Automata, there are Multiple Endings in the episode. It even speeds through the credits before showing the title of the ending.
st[A]bbed to death:
- It starts with Kakyoin demanding to know where 2B's hiding 1 terabytes of porn featuring her. This gets interrupted by 9S stabbing him to death while declaring that the porn belongs to him.
- How does 2B react to what happened? By casually greeting 9S.
- The text that appears afterwards notes how Kakyoin probably deserved it and that the show got canceled.
worldstar [B]etrayal:
- When 9S appears again, Kakyoin tries to summon Hierophant Green to help him... only for the stand to record his death for Worldstar instead.
- Apparently after posting the video of Kakyoin getting stabbed 95 times by 9S, Hierophant Green became famous on Worldstar overnight... only to die of a drug overdose 3 days later.
[C]oppa:
- How does Kakyoin convince Hierophant Green to actually help him? By agreeing to collab with him on TikTok.
- Hierophant Green proceeds to Bitch Slap 9S hard enough to launch him into Garry's Mod and explode.
- Kakyoin believes he's in the clear and asks 2B again about the porn... only for YouTube to arrive in order the demonetize the show for mentioning porn too many times.
- While Dai and Daki freak out about YouTube killing them all, Kakyoin and 2B aren't even phased by it.
  2B: Eh, you get used to it.
  Kakyoin: Speaking to the choir on that one.
- With the show being erased from all corners of the internet, the world apparently experienced 1,000 years of peace and prosperity.
The episode just ends with Kakyoin giving up on finding 2B porn and just calls for the episode to end.
Kakyoin: I'm out! I am out! Play the outro! Play the fu-

Mirko

While Kakyoin's doing an interview with Mirko, another Mirko crashes onto the set while claiming to be the real one. When Dai walks in on the two fighting each other while claiming the other one is actually Toga, he just pulls out a gun and says that "tonight is the night bunny bitches die".
When Kakyoin asks Dai why he's handing him the gun, Dai says it's because Daki would shoot him the first chance she got (which she agrees with) and that his name's on the title of the show. Though while he's telling him to shoot the fake Mirko, Kakyoin takes the opportunity to shoot Daki.
Dai: Yeah, I should have saw that coming.
Daki: (weakly) You... are a dick...
How is Kakyoin able to tell which one is the real Mirko? By which one's able to correctly guess what fetish he wants her to do.
Mirko 1 (Toga): Uh... step on you with my bunny feet?
Mirko 2: Hah! Amateur. I know what my fans want. These thighs that save lives!
- Before this, Kakyoin admits that he wished that both of them were the real Mirko to fulfill a fantasy of his.
As Kakyoin shoots Toga, Mirko jumps on him and seemingly kills him.
Toga: Apparently those thighs end lives too, huh?
In The Stinger, Kakyoin reveals that he's actually alive... and tells Mirko to crush his head with her thighs. She complies with his request.
Mirko: That's all, folks!

Rouge

The episode starts with Dai angry at Kakyoin for bringing a Sonic character onto the show. Considering Kakyoin's tone while speaking to Dai, this very well could've been done on purpose to mess with him.
With Rouge on the show, Kakyoin and Daki get excited and start chanting "Big Titty Batgirl!"
Dai: Ugh, those Pokémon episodes did more damage to you than I thought.
Rouge says she's happy to be on the show... and to be getting an "appearance fee".
Dai: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Appearance fee?
Rogue: My jewels.
Dai: (Glares at Kakyoin while he does the "Silly Me" Gesture)
Rogue: You know... Chaos Emeralds? Diamonds? Lollipop Rings?
Dai: Bitch, do I look like MrBeast?
After Rouge leaves to rob MrBeast, Dai gets ready to get a new waifu on (suggesting Yoruichi and Yor). Unfortunately, Daki starts crying about her leaving as Kakyoin calls Dai out and conforts her... while they both say they're too sad to be disgusted by hugging each other.
Daki: You hugging me is making me sick, but I'm too depressed to care!
Kakyoin: I know! Caressing you in my arms makes me want to kill myself, but I'm too sad to care!
After Dai summons some jewels to pay Rouge, it then cuts to her kicking MrBeast in his jewels.
Rouge: Jewels! (Flies away)
MrBeast: (weakly) I know. You're kicking them.
Rouge: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (Hugs the jewel) Mine~
Daki: She's back! It's a Christmas miracle!
The Stinger mainly just consists of Kakyoin and El Hermano bickering with each other while trying to sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends.
Kakyoin: El! What's the matter! I heard there was an emergency!
El Hermano: You are right, Kakyoin. Kakyoin... Have you heard of... Raid Shad-
Kakyoin: Raid Shadow Legends? Yes.
El Hermano: Uh... You have?
Kakyoin: Yeah! In fact, the hit mobile hero-collecting RPG with over 80 million players! Raid's also full of tough bosses that drop amazing rewards like Ice Golem! With his two ice buddies and massive AOE attacks, he'll be sure to give you a tough time!
El Hermano: I can erase universes with a snap of my finger. Why would I be afraid of Frosty the Snowman?
Kakyoin: Dude, you're being super not cool right now.
El Hermano: I'M BEING NOT COOL?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HIJACKED MY AD READ! YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE LOVE QUEST EVENTS!
[...]
El Hermano: All you freaking need to do to get involved is to download Raid from the links below, copy your in-game player ID, and head to Raidlovequest.plarium.com! Then again, it's not surprising coming from the simp!
Kakyoin: Say. That. Again.
El Hermano: Coming... From... The... Simp!
Kakyoin: That's it! I don't want to hear from you or use my QR code to get 5 bonuses!
El Hermano: Fine! I don't care about Yotan and the other bonuses! The only thing I care about is getting out of here and ERASING YOU!
Kakyoin: Good luck getting out of the Deadzone, you literal DICK HEA-
During the credits, Dai mentions the Mirko episode... and how she was able to keep all of her limbs.
Due to popular audience demand, Dai does a Re-Cut of the episode with Lythero voicing Rouge instead of Tails and Sonic Pals due to the former voicing her in a previous skit. The only differences between the two versions are:
- Rouge gaining a Smoky Voice that no one mentions.
- Rouge shooting Dai when he sarcastically asks if she thinks he's MrBeast.
- Rouge saying "See ya later, losers!" when she goes to rob MrBeast.
- Omega appearing at the end with a giant "MID" in his hands before being erased by Dai.

Jinx (League of Legends)

The episode starts with the three host tied up by Jinx as she has sex with Dai as thanks for her win in DEATH BATTLE!, due to him being the animator for the fight.
Dai: I don't decide the results, but thanks anyway!
After banging Dai, Jinx notes how she heard that Kakyoin's a simp, which he denies.
Daki: You literally were Makima's dog a few months ago.
Kakyoin: Oh, really? What's new, Scooby-Doo? Did you solve the mystery?
When Jinx offers to bang Kakyoin in exchange for a favor, he immediately declines due to her small chest. She then tries tempting him by saying how crazy chicks are "demons in the sack".
Kakyoin: At first you had my curiosity… but now you have my erection.
What's Jinx's condition for Kakyoin sleeping with her? For him to play League of Legends, something that Dai and even Daki plead for him not to do.
Once again, Kakyoin tries to get Hierophant Green to save him... only for the stand to already be playing the game while getting mad at his teammates.
Hierophant Green: Yo! Uninstall the game! Uninstall the freaking game! God... AMATEURS!!!
Kakyoin's able to resist Jinx's offer... only to immediately fold when she adds Harley Quinn to the deal.
Dai: Well, I don't blame him.
Daki: Can someone untie us? I have to go to the bathroom.

Miia

When Dai and Daki voice their concerns over Miia killing Kakyoin, she tries to reassure them that she would never hurt her new Darling.
Dai: WoahwohwohwohwohWOAH. What happened to your old Darling?
Miia: Uh, n-nothing!
Daki: Seriously, don't stick in snek.
Dai and Daki try to warn Kakyoin that Miia's trying to eat him, to no avail.
Dai: She's going to eat you.
Kakyoin: No, she won't.
Miia: Yeah, mind your own business! (Wraps her tail around Kakyoin) (Beat) Ignore that.
Kakyoin: Yeah, ignore that. She said that I'm going to get inside of her.
Daki: Inside of her mouth!
Kakyoin: I sure hope so~
Dai: Dude, no! She is going to eat you!
Kakyoin: Who, Daki? I didn't know she was a cannibal.
Dai: No! The snake girl!
(Cut to Kakyoin in a boiling pot while Miia seasons him)
Kakyoin: I know what I'm doing, you guys. Seriously.
Daki: And what is that?
Kakyoin: I'm about to get in that scaly pus- (Miia tightens her grip around his neck) UGH! Okay, that felt more uncomfortable than it hopefully will be.
After Dai calls the Interspecies Review Board, Miia reveals that she was trying to eat him... in order to smuggle him to her village for a week-long fertilization festival where he might possibly die.
Kakyoin: Worth it...
Due to Dai narking on her, Miia says that she unfortunately can't take Kakyoin to her village... only to take a passing-by Yamcha instead. Kakyoin takes it as well as you'd expect.
Yamcha: Oh, ignore me. Most people do.
Miia: Huh, really? Say, how do you feel about having a week's long fertilization festival impregnating a village of lovely lamia ladies until you die?
Yamcha: Hell yeah! I died for less!
(Cut to Kakyoin pulling out a gun and pointing it to his head, followed by a "BANG" as it Smash to Black)

Yamcha's Blind Date

While introducing to the audience the concept of the episode, Kaykoin gets excited about it due to the fact that he doesn't have to worry about dying or getting mentally scarred.
Yamcha: (Nervously laughs) Good one, friend-oh.
Kakyoin: You think I'm joking? For the past couple of years I've died several times, as well as being cucked by a trap and a midget on this freaking show. So just for one day, ONE FREAKIN' DAY, it's your turn!
Pink Box Route:
- When Daki goes to open the box, there's nothing there. Confused as to what's happening, everyone eventually find 21 as she's banging her head against a wall.
  Yamcha: What's she doing?
  21: Regretting my life choices here in the Home For Infinite Losers.
  Yamcha: Don't you mean Hell?
  21: (Beat as she looks at Dai, Yamcha, and Daki) Infinite Losers fits better.
- When Yamcha says that the two of them are supposed to go on a date, 21 agrees to it, though she implies that she'll eat him if the date sucks while claiming that she's never eaten Japanese.
  Yamcha: Come again?!
  21: Only if you bite my tail.
  Yamcha: What?!
  21: What?
- While waiting for their dinner, 21 asks Yamcha if he got dessert:
  - If the viewer chooses "no", 21'll be surprising okay with it and says she'll just suck on him. While Yamcha thinks she meant it in a sexual way, 21 shows she meant it literally as she turns him into a jawbreaker.
    21: Is it too forward to put a Yamcha ball in my mouth on the first date? Eh, it is the last date too.
    Kakyoin: I have a new fetish.
    Daki: Me too.
  - If the viewer chooses "yes", Yamcha will say that he ordered chocolate "mouse", causing 21 to say that she misses Disneyland. When he corrects himself and says "mousse", it causes 21 to start craving Canadians.
  - After getting their meal, 21 shows her... interesting view on food.
    Yamcha: So you really like food, huh?
    21: Yep. The death and loss of life that made this meal will go wonderfully with the velvety smoothness of the chocolate.
    Yamcha: (nervously) Right. Death. Uh, metal?
    21: Very Metal. When I eat, I like to think of my stomach as a graveyard for all the people I've eaten.
    Yamcha: (scared) People?!
    21: Uh, Pop-Tarts. Whaaat?
  - After Yamcha notes 21's interest in eating peop- er... stuff, he says that people actually make money off of it:
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to specify "vore", 21 denies being into it and angrily kills him for it.
    Yamcha: Yeah, people online love vore.
    21: I'm not into vore!
    Yamcha: You enjoy eating people?
    21: Yes.
    Yamcha: That's vore!
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to specify "food blogs", he also mentions mukbang (eating food for an audience). This causes 21 to start a mukbang channel called "You Must Be 21 To Eat" where she has Mercenary Tao as a guest... as the food she's eating.
    Kakyoin: Are you sure about this?
    Yamcha: You kidding?! She's getting so many views! Also, this is my new fetish.
Yellow Box Route:
- Just as Daki opens the box, Lunch immediately bursts out guns blazing.
- After revealing that she and Tien broke up to the latter not bringing in a lot of money, Lunch admits that she wants a sugar daddy and immediately latches on to Yamcha after learning that he's a baseball star.
- Tien later arrives to get Lunch back, revealing that he's actually got a job... as a Minecraft Youtuber. While Lunch is intrigued by this, Kakyoin and Daki aren't as impressed.
  - If one looks carefully at Tien's phone, you can see two videos: one where Goten failed to make a cobblestone generator and one where Tien talks about why he thinks creepers suck (the description emphasizing how they remind him of Chiaotzu).
- Tien then challenges Yamcha to a duel:
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to agree to the duel, he asks Tien why they're dueling with guns when they can shoot energy beams from their hands.
    Tien: Because FUCK YOU!
  - While doing 10 paces for their duel, Yamcha ponders on whether to shoot Tien in the head or in the dick:
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to aim for the dick, he winds up killing Tien. Turned on by what just happened, Lunch wants to make out with him on Tien's corpse. Yamcha initially declines due to Tien being his friend... until Lunch starts kissing him as they both start making out on the corpse.
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to aim for the head, he winds up getting killed (wishing that he had shot Tien in the dick instead) while Tien offers to make out with Lunch on Yamcha's corpse. Lunch then says that she doesn't enjoy being objectified in the duel like a trophy... only to then agree to make out with Tien due to the amount of money he's getting. Then it turns out Yamcha wasn't actually dead when they started making out.
    Yamcha: (weakly) I'm... still alive..., you know. Now I'm dead.
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to refuse the duel, he and Tien agree to let bygones be bygones and be bros... only for Vegeta to blow them both up and take Lunch for himself.
    Vegeta: Hah! My bitch now!
Green Box Route:
- When Daki opens the box, a female Saibaman jumps out and starts screeching... only to then clear her throat, revealing her Southern accent.
- It turns out that Great Saibawoman is the sister of Great Saibaman, who's there to supervise the date.
  Kakyoin: Don't you have, like, evil guy stuff to do?
  Daki: Yeah, in the Gohanverse!
  Great Saibaman: How would you know?
  Kakyoin: We pay attention to current events.
  Daki: (nods in agreement)
- After that, Great Saibawoman offers Yamcha a hug:
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to accept the hug, he just thinks to himself that a simple hug shouldn't be so bad. Great Saibaman can only show pity on Yamcha as his sister accidentally blows him up out of instinct. Apparently, this isn't the first time that's happened.
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to bow instead, Great Saibaman congratulates him on lasting longer than most of her dates and leaves to go to a bar. When Great Saibawoman asks Yamcha to show her a good time, Yamcha ponders on whether to "show her the Wolf Fang Fist" or do something else:
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to "show her the Wolf Fang Fist", he just says that he's glad that it's at not Puar again.
  - Just as Yamcha's about to "show her the Wolf Fang Fist", Daki immediately pops up with a disclaimer
    DISCLAIMER: WE ON KAKYOIN WAIFU COMMOISSEUR (KWC) DO NOT CONDONE WHAT YAMCHA IS GOING TO DO TO GREAT SAIBAWOMAN...
    WE DO FIND IT SAD
  - The two of them proceed to go outside and bang... only for Great Saibawoman to explode when she climaxes.
    Kakyoin: At least he went Out with a Bang.
  - If the viewer chooses for Yamcha to do something else, he offers to take Great Saibawoman and the three hosts on a trip to Space Land. It then cuts to a picture of everyone on a rollercoaster... and shows Kakyoin having fallen off the ride. So much for no death or mental scarring.
  - Apparently afterwards, Yamcha and Great Saibawoman banged in a porta-potty. As a result, thousands died due to her "climax".

Chun-Li

The episode starts with everyone in disbelieve that Kakyoin prefers Cammy over Chun-Li, earning her ire.
Chun-Li: (Annoyed) Oh? And what do you like so much about her?
Kakyoin: Well, she's British.
Chun-Li: Of course the Brits would stick together.
Kakyoin: I'm Japanese.
Chun-Li: Then, why do you sound British?
Kakyoin: (Thinks about it for a few seconds)
When Kakyoin calls Chun-Li's thighs flabby, this REALLY pisses her off.
Chun-Li: Say. That. (Punches a table) Again.
Kakyoin: She. Doesn't. Have. Flabby thighs!
As Chun-Li's about to kick Kakyoin, he's suddenly brought into his mindscape where he's met by Ken Masters... as he's begging him for help as his wife's Taking the Kids.
Kakyoin: I'm not a marriage counselor, dude. Also, I'm about to get killed by Chun-Li -
Ken: Chun-Li? Just parry her, bro.
Kakyoin: Parry... her?
Kakyoin: Worked for Daigo. Now then, I wrote a hundred page plan on how we can save my marriage.
- If you look carefully at his planner, Ken apparently tried saving his marriage... using cryptocurrency.
After this, Kakyoin's able to parry all of Chun-Li's kicks with what Dai refers to as "Evo Moment #37" and even spanks her so hard that it causes an explosion that launches Dai and Daki out of the building and leaves Chun-Li collapsed on the floor with a hand print on her butt.
Kakyoin: (Looks up at the sky) Thank you, Ken Masters.
Ken: (Appears as a Sky Face) She took the kids, bro! She took the fucking kids! (Cries)
- As he's about to smack Chun-Li's butt, he shouts "Buenos Dias, Chun-Li!"

Y'shtola

The episode starts with Kakyoin, like his voice actor, being very excited about this particular episode.
Dai: Of course you are, Yaro.
Kakyoin: Who?
Daki: Oh come on, Dai. Don't you know about the hit MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, with the award-winning expansion "Heavensward" that's free to play up to level 60?
Dai: (Annoyed) Oh my God. Yes, I keep freaking hearing this and I'm still not gonna play it! Also, what is wrong with you?
Daki: Well, it's kind of a meme and if I'm gonna be a shitter about it, it's gonna be to make fun of how much of a nerd at least one of you are.
At two points in the episode, Y'shtola tries to show Kakyoin the correct way to pronounce her name.
Kakyoin: Dai, Daki, don't be rude! Our wonderful guess is none other than the master scholar, the Matoya Sorceress, the one and only Y'shtola (yeesh-tol) Rhul.
Y'shtola: It's pronounced eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: yeesh-tol.
Y'shtola: eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: yeesh-tol.
Y'shtola: eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: yeesh-tol.
Y'shtola: eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: FUCKIN'-!
[...]
Kakyoin: Its pretty weird out there [in the internet] Y'shtola (yeesh-tol).
Y'shtola: eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: yeesh-tol.
Y'shtola: eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: yeesh-tol.
Y'shtola: eesh-tola.
Kakyoin: Can we FUCKING not!
Y'shtola then questions how the hosts created the set and were able to teleport her, impressing Daki on her being the interviewer instead of being the interviewee.
Y'shtola: Better than this child trying to get lucky with me, not like it was going to happen anyway.
Kakyoin: Catty. Also, Daki, you don't even know what half those things mean.
Daki: (Flips Kakyoin the bird)
When Dai explains how the world the KWC set's in works, even saying he's like a god, Y'Shtola immediately humbles him and tells him not to get too full of himself.
Kakyoin & Daki: Hah!
Dai: You know what? (Flips Kakyoin and Daki off) Screw you guys, I'm going home.
When Kakyoin asks why Y'shtola has a weird fanbase around her, Daki figures that it's because she's a Cat Girl. While Y'shtola agrees with this, she doesn't seem to understand the... implications around it while the three hosts do.
Y'shtola: For the first time in my life, am I the only person in this room that has not a clue of what is being said?
Kakyoin, Dai, & Daki: (Beat) Cats fuck.
Y'shtola: (Gasp) Excuse me?!
Daki: Like a lot.
Y'shtola tries to vouch for her people, saying that wouldn't stoop that low into degeneracy, but is swiftly proven wrong when she's shown Rule 34 of her on Twitter. The three hosts, on the other hand, are rather casual about the amount of porn of them are out on the internet.
- When Kakyoin shows Y'shtola Twitter, she actually says that the website "sounds like a cult".
Seeing all of the porn of her on the internet ultimately causes Y'shtola to say "fuck it" and try to wipe them all out of their misery.
Kakyoin: Please don't! You're going to invoke the lollies and that is the last thing I fucking need today!
Y'shtola: Let. Them. Come.
(Cut to Daki holding a "Let them Cum" sign while "Falling" plays)

Ahsoka

When Ahsoka arrives on the set with a Holy Backlight, Kakyoin asks Daki if she joined a cult.
Daki: It was the one...uh...seven times!
The three guests eventually recognize their guest, though through different shows.
Dai: Yo, is that Ahsoka from Rebels?
Kakyoin: Don't you mean from Clone Wars?
Daki: Don't you mean from Boba Fett?
(Dai and Kakyoin look at her in disappointment)
Daki: It wasn't that bad!
As Ahsoka says that she's on the show due to her sensing a "great lustful presence" and that the Dark Side is strong, Kakyoin just makes lewd remarks about her back side. This causes his Schwartz to turn on, which he's only slightly surprised by.
Taking his Schwartz activating as a threat, Ahsoka starts doing some stretches to prepare to fight. This ends up turning Daki on... and causing her Schwartz to ignite.
Daki: Does this make me a futa?
The two then take Ahsoka on in a 2v1, even pulling off the Goku/Frieza pose from their fight against Jiren. The fight ultimately ends with Ahsoka grabbing Kakyoin and Daki by their Schwartzes with the Force and crushing them, getting the two off in the process.
Ahsoka: Well, I think my work here is done.
Dai: Does this count as them getting lucky?
Ahsoka: Either way, they were...beaten.
Kakyoin: Haha!
While recommending the Y'shtola episode during the credits, Dai has a hard time pronouncing her name and just refers to her as "the catgirl from Final Fantasy XIV".

Mt. Lady

In order to get Mt. Lady's attention, Kakyoin ends up staging a fake robbery while his co-host are barely trying to act terrified. It's only when Kakyoin points his gun at the PlayStation 5 do they actually take it seriously.
Dai: (flatly) Oh no... please... don't shoot me.
Daki: (flatly) Oh god, I don't want to die. (Holds up a piece of paper that says "Mt. Lady will never sit on you" with a smirk on her face)
Kakyoin: (Points his gun towards the PS5)
Dai: (panicked) No, don't do it!
Daki: (panicked) You Monster! Somebody stop him! (cries) Somebody stop him!
When Mt. Lady arrives, Kakyoin prepares himself to be sat on, only to be Squashed Flat by her foot instead. Why?
YouTube: There shall be no debauchery on this Christian WEBSIIIIITE!
- Before that, Kakyoin briefly breaks character to gush over finally having her on the show before he goes back to threatening his "hostages", who are just chilling and playing on the PS5.
After Hierophant Green refuses to help yet again, Kakyoin just grabs his gun and shoots YouTube... as well as his stand.
Daki: Shouldn't you, like, die after killing your stand?
Kakyoin: You know damn well we haven't used stand logic in, like, ever.
- Before he dies, Hierophant Green takes a selfie. If you look carefully at his phone, you can see a picture of Yaroshien (Kakyoin and Hierophant Green's VA).
With YouTube temporarily incapacitated, how does Kakyoin get Mt. Lady to sit on him? By saying that Midnight is better than her.
YouTube: YOU FOOOOOOLS! THINK ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS! (cries) Think... about... the-(Devolves into Inelegant Blubbering).
Dai (to Daki): So, you wanna get shawarmas?
During the ad block, Dai tries to invite C.C. onto the show, only for her to decline due to him having "zero rizz".

Yukako

The episode starts with Kakyoin and Daki throwing heaps of compliments onto Koichi, though it's made very clear that it's only because Yukako is threatening their lives.
When Dai arrives and points out how he didn't invite Yukako to the show for Yandere Month, Daki pleads for him to say something nice about Koichi before she kills them all.
Dai: Oh, I like his meme pose or whatever.
Daki: I SAID SOMETHING NICE, DAI!
Yukako: (Throws a Death Glare at Daki)
Daki: I totally walked into that one. (Gets thrown out the window)
When Yukako tries threatening Dai, he makes it clear that he isn't going to have any of her shit.
Yukako: If anyone else... talks crap... about my Koichi, I'll- !
Dai: You'll what? Torture us? Kill us? Make us watch a Siberian film?
Yukako: Okay, uh, not that evil.
Dai: If it means spending time with your mid-ass, then hell, I'll kill myself. Well, what the fuck are you waiting for, bitch?! DO IT, PUSSY! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! SLIT MY FUCKING THROAT!

Anna (Shimoneta)

While Daki expresses her concerns to Kakyoin over Dai's Sanity Slippage, Dai suddenly appears to introduce the next guest, causing Daki to leap into Kakyoin's arms.
Daki: Dai... *Nervous laughter* Fancy meeting you here.
Dai: (creepily) Hey guys, say hi to our next guest. Anna from Shimoneta.
Daki: Is, uhm, is she as crazy as our last guest?
Dai: Naahhhh.
Kakyoin & Daki: *Sighs in relief*
Dai: (with a Slasher Smile) Crazier.
Kakyoin: Nani?
When Kakyoin and Daki try and enjoy Anna's homemade cookies, Anna hastily crawls on the table and reveal that they're made with her "love juices". When Kakyoin still says they're good, Anna proceeds to show him and Daki the source of her "juices"...
Daki: Is that...?
Kakyoin: ...No, that's just... Chinese censorship.
Daki: Chinese censorship is for blood!^note Do you know how much worse that makes this?!
Anna gets very excited that the hosts can take her "juices", with Dai telling her to "let them rain upon us like the waters of Babylon". She then proceeds to flood the set in her "love juices".
Kakyoin: This isn't the worst thing we experienced. Remember Darkness?
Daki: (Drowning) Can't...! Swim...! (Sinks to the bottom) I... hate Yandere Month...
Kakyoin: We're never going to get the smell out of here, are we?
The Ad Block:
- When YouTube appears to demonetize the video for obvious reasons, Patreon appears to hit YouTube with a chair and beats the shit out of him while Kakyoin and Daki commentate on it like it's a wrestling match.
  Dai: Umm, aren't you here to talk about Patreon?
  Patreon: What? No, I'm just here to beat the shit out of YouTube. It's your Patreon, you promote it.
- Kakyoin then wonders if the plug is a metaphor for the feeling of uploading content on a platform that doesn't care about people that makes it worthwhile. He then just shrugs it off while Patreon, Dai, and Daki continue beating up YouTube.

Esdeath

The episode starts with Dai not understanding Daki's complaints of drowning in Anna's "love juices" from last episode, only blaming it on her inability to swim. Kakyoin then makes a pun about her getting her "sweet desserts", much to her ire.
When Dai reveals that Esdeath is their next guest, Daki immediately tries to get out of there.
Daki: Let me out. Let me OOOUUUTTTTTT!!!
When Dai eagerly asks Esdeath how they can win her favor, she tells him that they must prove who amongst themselves is the strongest. Dai then immediately suggests a Battle Royale, much to Daki's dismay.
Kakyoin tries to summon his stand, believing that nothing can deflect the Emerald Splash, only for Dai to pay Hierophant Green to fight for him instead.
Kakyoin: Why do I bother summoning him at this point?
- Though considering that Dai would eventually beat his co-hosts, Kakyoin's claim technically isn't wrong.
After defeating Kakyoin, Dai tries to call Daki out to fight á la Luther from The Warriors.
Dai: Da~ki~ Come out and pl~ay~ DA~KI~ COME OUT AND PL~AY~~!!!
Daki tries to use pocket sand on Dai, but it doesn't work due to him wearing his shades.
Daki: Aww...
Dai: Don't worry, I'll give you a merciful death.
Daki: Aww. Thanks, Dai.
Esdeath: No! (Gives the thumbs down with the words "ZERO MERCY" on-screen)
Dai: Well. You heard her. (Summons Hierophant Green)
Daki: Yamete, Dai-San! YAMETE!!!
As Esdeath gets ready to give Dai a "sweet reward", Kakyoin tells Daki how he agrees that Dai might be going a little insane before the two explode.
During the ad block, Dai questions if Tingyun (who was recommended by Daki) was crazy enough for Yandere Month. While she tries stalling by promoting her game, she's ultimately forced to admit that she isn't crazy, causing Dai to eject her for being "basic".

Yuno

The episode starts with a very skittish Daki and an unfazed Kakyoin waiting on Dai to bring their next guest. When it's revealed to be Yuno, it causes Daki to faint.
Kakyoin: Yare yare daze. Yuno Gasai? Aren't we better than this?
It turns out that Ayano Aishi was suppose to be the guest instead of Yuno, who says the former had been dealt with.
When Yuno reveals that she's on the show due to her hearing that Dai's into yanderes, he tells her he isn't interested in her due to her being on the wrong end of his "Yandere Spectrum".
- Said spectrum is broken up into three categories: "Basic Bitches" (Ayase Aragaki, Yukako Yamagishi, and Mizuki Himeji), "I can fix her" (Esdeath, Iris Heart, and Anna Nishikinomiya), and "No dick can fix her" (Yuno, Jinx, and Shion Sonozaki).
  Kakyoin: You put a scary amount of thought into this.
  Dai: Yes. I like my thoughts like I like my thots...Scary.
After Yuno declares that she'll kill everyone to make Dai love her, even throwing a pair of scissors at Anna's head to prove her point, Daki hits her Rage Breaking Point and decides to shoot Yuno.
Kakyoin: Hey, it's Halloween, right?
Dai: Technically, it's a few days after Halloween.
Kakyoin: Ever seen the ending of Scream where the killer jumps up?
(Yuno proceeds to do just that)

Nessa

The episode starts with Dai being noticeably smug. When Kakyoin and Daki ask why that is, Dai reveals that Nessa is their new maid as per their bet in their rematch.
When Dai requests Nessa fill his cup with her tears, she says that she can't. Dai then happily helps get the waterworks running by reminding her how he killed her Pokémon and slaps her ass as she leaves.
Dai: Oh, and Nessa? How does it feel... To be my bitch?
- For added insult to injury, Dai wound up turning her Goldeen into fish fries and eating it.
While Daki congratulates Dai on getting his revenge, Kakyoin just says that he doesn't get what the big deal is. This earns him a bullet to the head by Dai.

Princess Peach

The beginning of the episode has Peach locked in a cage, which Dai and Daki automatically assume Kakyoin to be responsible for. He then reveals that Peach actually locked herself in the cage. When the two notice that Peach is weirdly into it, Dai and Daki decide to bail.
- Later on, Kakyoin notes how Peach actually brought the cage with her.
When Mario arrives to do what he usually does, Kakyoin tries to clear up the misunderstanding... only for Mario to tell him that he's breaking their immersion.
Kakyoin: Nani?!
Mario: God. Princess, where did you even find this guy?
Peach: (sighs) YouTube. These YouTube stars are usually weirdos, so I thought "Hey, might as well try my luck".
It's then revealed that all the times that Peach was kidnapped were all a part of her and Mario's kink play.
Peach: Mario and I have this... thing... going on. I get kidnapped, Mario rescues me, I CREATE A WATERFALL BETWEEN MY LEGS, rinse and repeat.
Kakyoin: Oh my God. Is... is getting kidnapped... your kink?!
Peach: I've been kidnapped 23 times. You think people would catch on by now.
When Kakyoin voices how uncomfortable he feels and how he wants to end the episode, Peach accuses him of kink shaming, causing Mario to attack him.
Hierophant Green appears to actually help Kakyoin and fight Mario... only for it to cut to the stand acting as Peach's therapist and helping her resolve her issues.
Kakyoin: Well, at least I don't have to participate in their kink.
Hierophant Green: Hey! No kink shaming.
Kakyoin: (Groans)

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