"Shogun! Shogun! Shogun! Shogun! Shogun! ... What's a shogun?"
Several centuries after an almost-failed colony attempt, the planet Terra II is a strange place. Its human population is entirely male, born from recombinant DNA and cloning technology, and its hostile surface is home to six widely-separated city-states, each mimicking an earthly culture ranging from medieval Japan to 20th-Century America. Women have not been forgotten among the men of Terra II, though — simple-minded automatons called "marionettes" are built in exclusively female form, and act as servants, entertainers, concubines — and in some cases, infantry troops.In the city-state of Japoness, which is modeled after shogun-era Japan, industrious orphan Otaru struggles to make ends meet. Too poor to afford a marionette of his own, he runs back and forth through the city trying to scrape up enough cash to live on with a series of odd jobs. In the wake of a mishap during one such job, Otaru finds and awakens Lime — a marionette who acts more like a real person than an automaton, loaded with emotions, curiosity, and an unfortunate tendency to attract trouble.Otaru soon finds himself the center of a great deal of attention, including (to his shock) that of the shogun. And two more "unusual" marionettes, Cherry and Bloodberry, soon end up in his possession. As a neighboring city-state modeled after Nazi Germany begins gearing up for war with Japoness, Otaru must guide and teach what amounts to three affectionate and rambunctious teenagers — whom he will discover hold within themselves the keys not only to Japoness' long term survival, but to the secrets behind the failure of the colony mission and to the rescue of the last survivor of the original crew.The anime starts off as a light comedy, but slowly turns more dramatic as time goes on. It generally has a healthy mix of humor and suspense.Subsequently followed by several sequel series, including Saber Marionette J Again, Saber Marionette J To X and Saber Marionette R. There's also a videogame for the first Playstation called Battle Sabers. It never was released outside of Japan.Created by Satoru Akahori, the creator of Mon Colle Knights, Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl, Sorcerer Hunters, and Maze Megaburst Space.Has a character sheet for the four installments, in desperate need of some wiki magic love.
All There in the Manual: Pun aside, general information of Lime and the other characters are found in their character bios in the DVD sets for the J series. Among them are full body measurements, as well as code-names and miscellaneous stats.
Artistic License - Biology: The main dilemma of Saber Marionette J as a whole revolves around the notion that there are no females on Terra II and genetic cloning can only advance the human race to a certain point with no real evolutionary progress. Because the six survivors use recombinant DNA to create all their clones, they overlook the possibility of simply adjusting the sexual chromosome (XY to XX) before the cloning process begins, which would solve the problem of limited birth options. But then that would make the plot of rescuing Lorelei from inside the Mesopotamia using the maiden circuits from three lucky marionettes completely moot.
Science Marches On: Actually, this is an error because cloning is based on the genetic information of the subject and its stem cells. A man's stem cells will always have XY chromosomes thus a woman cannot be produced out of a man's cells.
Ass Kicking Pose: Subverted in one episode where Otaru hits a blade-wielding Ronin.
"If you guys were any slower to mature... we'd still be doing what we were doing in the last episode."
Camp Gay: Hanagata highly qualifies as this, mainly because of his obssession with Otaru, which naturally annoys both Otaru himself and the Marionettes. Obviously, he's also used as the series' Plucky Comic Relief, among others. The following quote is one of the mildest of his rather loud declarations.
Hanagata:"I'll never let you go! Today is our day of destiny!"
Then there's him playing "He loves me, he loves me not" with a flower in his room...
Determinator: The Saberdolls, specially Tiger. Too bad it ends with her being impaled, badly damaged, partially amnesiac and shell of herself for the rest of original J series. She gets better in J Again.
In episode 4 of J, Cherry invokes it in an attempt of creating the perfect "hero saves heroine" scenario to get a lovey-dovey moment with Otaru.
Do Androids Dream?: Otaru's marionettes and Faust's Saber Dolls. They have the ability to replicate human emotions and thought patterns, but they're often treated as though they're simply machines. Their maiden circuits allow them to feel human emotions, but it also extends to a form of consciousness once the circuits reach full maturity.
Drama Bomb: The infiltration into Gartland's episodes. After almost 10 episode of seeing Japoness, a peaceful and colorful city to then seeing Gartland and how bad it social situation is, it's quite shocking.
In an episode of J, the three marionettes fell "ill" (actually they bodies started to overload because they were absorbing a lot of energy from a huge underground plasma cloud, simulating a fever) and Otaru, before going to confront the plasma to protect them, while the three where sleeping, give to each one a "goodbye" kiss on the cheeks.
Gender inverted in an episode of J to X. While they were on a train, Otaru fell asleep and the girls take the moment to talk about how wonderful he is and give to him each one a "thanks for being wonderful" kiss.
Hotter and Sexier: The manga version, which brought up the question about why bother making them anatomically correct if you're going to make loving them socially taboo... (Bloodberry's pair of Gag Boobs are but two of many unending examples...and Lime is introduced naked.)
Hot Springs Episode: After Otaru, his three marionettes, and Hanagata complete their mission in Gartland, the group finds an abandoned hotel with natural hot springs. But the episode takes a nosedive in tone when a huge plasma cloud forms and threatens their lives.
Humongous Mecha: The Japoness' Guard and Gartland's Sabbelberg are the main qualifiers.
I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: The Mesopotamia itself. After the three marionettes's Heroic Sacrifice to stop the ship destroying Terra II, in a last act of good will the Mesopotamia let the three girls return to their beloved Otaru since the maiden circuits simulated Lorelei's personality and the ship does really love her and wants its new mechanical lovers to be happy.
Kill Sat: The Mesopotamia, the colony ship can function as one.
Laser-Guided Amnesia: Happens to Otaru's marionettes in J to X thanks to severe shock trauma by Hess. They snap out of it, though.
Last Of Her Kind: Lorelei is the only female human in the entire series. At least, until Lime, Cherry, and Bloodberry turned human at the end of J to X.
Lethal Chef: In one episode of J, there is a cooking contest involving the Otaru's Marionettes and the Saber Dolls. The only marionette to successfully avoid this trope was Cherry (being a Yamato Nadeshiko and all). Lime's unpredictability and Tiger's fan-service were able to obtain points even though their cooking was obviously less than par.
Love at First Sight: Marionettes with Maiden Circuits experience this with the first manperson thing they see upon activating.
Love Epiphany: Lime was kidnapped in episode 8 of J. When Otaru worries too much for her, Hanagata insinuates that he loves his marionettes and tells him that marionettes are just machines and loving them is wrong. After a visit to the pioneers museum, he decides to screw the rules and make his own decisions on what's right and wrong; and for him is right to love his marionettes.
Love Hurts: Lime, Cherry and Bloodberry, because of all the love Otaru gives to them, they can't understand the pain the Saber Dolls have to suffer through for their love towards Faust, who treats them as mere tools. When they realize it, Lime sees that having a maiden circuit (a heart) not only gives people happiness but also pain...so she in a confused, psychotic breaktakes hers out.
Marry Them All: At the end of J, it seems this is the only solution to Otaru's romantic dilemma, as he loves the three girls as much as they love him. In J to X this is subverted when the marionettes's become Artificial Humans and Otaru takes them as his daughters.
Meaningful Name: The ship sent to colonize Terra II is called the Mesopotamia. In our Earth, that was also the place where the first civilizations were born.
One-Gender Race: The human population of Terra II — and arguably, the Marionettes.
"On the Next Episode of..." Catch Phrase: "Otaru, I love you!". It's mostly said by Lime, in a informal and childish way. Cherry says it in a formal and respetful way while Blodberry goes for the informal, slang way. In the preview of the episode when he understands his feelings, Hanagata says it.
Out of the Inferno: In both a heroic and villainous manner. The former when Lime rescues Hanagata's brother Yumeji from a burning building, the latter with Faust's Saber Beast Leopard, once it acquires Cherry and Bloodberry's maiden circuits.
The first of them, at least in the Anime: Why do you think that Lime, Cherry, Bloodberry and the Saber Dolls have emotions? Answer: they have a maiden circuit.
Then, several episodes later, again, at least in the Anime, we discover the true purpose behind the Japoness' (and Gartland's) marionettes' construction: to serve as a replacement for Lorelei aboard the Mesopotamia when said circuits reach full maturity.
And what about Marine? Simple: she was built with an anti-plasma system and plasma manipulation abilities, which were given to her to prevent the menacing disaster towards Terra II... even at the cost of her life. She survives that, though.
And finally, who the hell was Hess? Answer: the first man in the face of Terra II.
As for the R OVA, all Romana Viceroys are clones of the original Romana King, including Star Face — except for Junior, who is an actual son of the previous viceroy and born to a human mother. It's enough to drive Star Face into suicide.
Terrible Trio: The Saber Dolls in the original Saber Marionette J, and the Sexadolls in the Saber Marionette R OVA.
Techno Babble: Anything to do with marionettes, "maiden circuits" and plasma energy.
That Came Out Wrong: In Gartland, Otaru had to kiss Luchs to prevent her rebooting the principal CPU. Of course this angered his three own marionettes who demand him to kiss them as well. Otaru then say that of the kiss was on the past and they should accepted it as men. Cue Lime's:
Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Lampshaded and played Straight. In the Broke Episode, Lime spins an elephant on an umbrella to advertise for a burger stand while smiling. Guess what people are paying attention to? The smile.
"Marionettes can't smile!"
Apparently only a handful of people can recognise the main cast, who save the entire planet and bring the only woman back to Terra II.
Yaoi Guys: Loving marionettes is considered taboo, so the only "right" love is towards another man. Otaru is the only who founds it creepy and would prefer continue loving his three marionettes despite (or rather because) of Hanagata's affections towards him.