Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Steven Universe◊ (Yellow, as he's 16 as of Steven Universe: Future. He's nominated as his alternate monstrous form and thus, he must be nicknamed Stevenzilla. From Steven Universe), who's now nominated as a main tribute after I got unlucky with all my attempts at entering him as a reserve.

Reserve: Natalie Artemis◊ (Safe. From Monster Hunter (2020))

Edited by Billy5545 on Dec 1st 2021 at 7:40:12 PM

• (Player1) greets (Player2) with a catlike smile as the latter wakes up. (day only)
• (Player1) threatens to break (his/her1) own phone if (Player2) beats (him/her1) in a rap battle.
• (Player1) tricks (Player2) to accept an offer of some milk...which is actually the crop milk of a bird, grossing out the latter.
• (Player1) tries to eat a hand fan depicting (Player2) as if it were a popsicle. Somehow (he/she1) manages to eat it.
• (Player1) tries to eat a hand fan depicting (Player2) as if it were a popsicle. (He/She1) predictably dies.
• (Player1) kills (Player2) by firing a barrage of blood needles from (his/her1) mouth, healing (himself/herself1) of any previous injuries.
• (Player1) fries (Player2) to death by firing streams of lava at the latter.
• The cartridge of an unknown game (Player1)'s playing may be more empathic than expected.
• (Player1) stabs (Player2) to death with multiple powerful leg stabs.
• (Player1) burns (Player2) to death, recovering some health in the process.

• Main: Ebenezer Scrooge◊, as played by Scrooge McDuck (voiced by Alan Young) in Mickey's Christmas Carol (facing the burning fires of Hell◊; flagged as elderly, due to the fact that a) he's played by Scrooge McDuck, and b) Charles Dickens described the original Ebenezer Scrooge as "a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner")
• Reserve: Microphone Mike◊ from Disney's House of Mouse

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Dec 2nd 2021 at 12:30:31 AM

From reserve to main, here's Hector and Lyndis◊ (yellow-light green; Hector is 17 during the main story of Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade, while Lyn is 19 by that time [at least per the official US stance; she'd be 16 in Japan])

For my reserve this time, it shall be Mustafa◊ from Fire Emblem Awakening (safe)

16 spots left!

Note: This meme(?).◊

• (Player1) dances with the skeletons in (his/her1) closet.
• (Player1) has coffee with (his/her1) demons.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 1st 2021 at 10:34:28 PM

Xeno-Monika◊ (a fusion of Xenophanes and of course Monika) Green Flag (Monika is 18)

Reserve: Wait What?

Events

• (Player1) asks (Player2) if everyone in the games is going to hell. (Player2) responds "Oh, totally". (Based on a conversation I had with a friend on Discord)

• (Player1)'s spine? Broken. Rage? Quenched. Regret? Kind of. Oh yeah, it's (Player2) (TM) time. (Based on a gag from a Discord server I'm in) (Player 2 kills player 1)

• (Player1) screams at (Player2) for spending (his/her1) savings. (Player2) farts aggressively in response. (Based on an out of context comment about The Binding of Isaac's Ascent.)

• (Player1) commits a war crime against Australia by turning a colander into a bowl using Flex Seal. (Based on the Excuse Plot of Friday Night Funkin: Vs. Violastro)

Edited by Mrperson2006 on Dec 1st 2021 at 5:30:45 PM

Event dump time!

• After nearly dying and being revived by (Player1), (Player2) asks (him/her1) if (he/she1)'s okay. (Player1) disbelievingly replies, "me?"
• Because (Player1) is busy filming a scene in the water, (Player2) sends (him/her1) some sandwiches to eat using a raft.^note Based on a recount by Kirsten Dunst on her experience in Jumanji
• (Player1) asks, "can I just have one nice evening, please, before the world explodes?" (Night only)
• (Player1) says, "no one makes faces in spoons like (Player1)!" (Player2) replies that "actually, no one asked the opinion of (Player1)."^note Yes, P1 is originally Gaston; P2 is Timon
• (Player1) reveals that one of (his/her1) relatives is a bucket of fried chicken. (also Feast)^note This quote, in a shade of Black Comedy, was said by Panchito Pistoles in one episode

Main: Evil Ryu◊

Reserve: SEGA!Alolan Vulpix◊(male, safe)

Mr. Poofers◊ (non-sapient)

Reserve: SCP-426◊ (inanimate object, you do not have to do funny narration if this makes it in but it would be cool)

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 1st 2021 at 12:47:19 PM

There are now 13 spots left, and about 3 hours left to nominate! Don't forget to nominate if you haven't already!

Eevee.◊

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) conga their way away from the Cornucopia. (Bloodbath only)
• (Player1) asks for (Player2)'s permission if (he/she1) can yell "Bravo" at an annoyingly loud volume. (Player2) grants (him/her1) permission.
• (Player1) plays golf and hits a hole-in-one in (Player2)'s drink.
• (Player1) operates a grill in (his/her1) camp without proper ventilation and ends up dying of carbon monoxide poisoning. (Fatal for P1)
• (Player1) rips out (Player2)'s teeth with a set of pliers, one by one.
• (Player1) eats some nails and spits them all out at (Player2). (Fatal - P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) visits a random nominator's base just to use their restroom. (A variant of Faith's event where P1 visits a tribute just to use their restroom)
• (Player1) eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork. (also Feast)
• (Player1) injects drain cleaner into (Player2)'s veins, which eventually kills (him/her2). (Fatal - P1 kills P2)

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Dec 2nd 2021 at 4:44:02 AM

• (Player1) freezes (Player2), rips off (his/her2) head, and throws it at the body. FATALITY!

• (Player1) freezes and shatters (Player2)'s legs, then steps on (his/her2) chest, knocking off (his/her2) head. FATALITY!

Both are Sub-Zero's Deception Fatalities.

nominating Cheese. the discord login screen◊

Nominations are now closed, here are the reserves that will be on this season:

1. Some pieces of chocolate

2. Hardee's Star

3. Yooka and Laylee

4. Powerpuff Girls Z

5. Player 2

6. Spamton and Kris

7. Jon Lovitz

8. Tyler, The Creator

9. Natalie Artemis

10. Microphone Mike

11. Mustafa

event dump time

(Player1) cuts various blocks of soap into tiny cubes while (Player2) yells at (him/her1) to stop.

A solar eclipse happens over the arena, which (Player1) doesn't recognize and mistakes for a sign of the apocalypse. (day only)

(Player1) attempts to install a smoke alarm into a building, but accidentally labels it "Smork Alam".

(Player1) lights (Player2) on fire, then leaves (him/her2) to die. (Player3) tries to save (him/her2) by pouring beer on (him/her2), but that just makes the fire bigger. (fatal, p1 kills p2)

(Player1) gets stuck in a time loop. (Player1) gets stuck in a time loop. (Player1) gets stuck in a time loop.

Edited by R3Ked on Dec 1st 2021 at 6:10:25 AM

• (Player1) takes up making hand-pulled noodles as (his/her1) new lifelong hobby.

• (Player1) makes a salad out of some possessed vegetables.

Albert will run, but who's gonna host? Psyche will have to step up as host again if we don't find one in four hours, so if someone else steps up for her, that would be appreciated.

EDIT: Faith will host.

EDIT 2: Event suggestions have been closed.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 2nd 2021 at 8:55:04 PM

Sorry for the double post, but Libre, Dave, Matt, and Faith have set up the save for Albert. Also, that Phantom Basco event will be replaced with this for the Clean Save: Phantom Remmy challenges (Player1) to a nightmarish bullet hell duel, but he cheats by siccing his humanoid robot army on (him/her1).

Albert has sent a save to Faith for further inspection.

Faith has approved the save and Albert's now screening it!

EDIT: He has sent the screens to her!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 5th 2021 at 8:06:15 PM

Welcome back to another season! Season 192 to be precise. Without further ado, here be our tributes, about to commit God knows what randomness in this game of life and death. Let's begin!

Guns (Metal) by FamilyJules

• The Bloodbath (Part One) (Part Two)
  • Wait, where'd the horn go? Oh, the loud sound angered Moritz-G and he asked for the horn to be removed. Never mind, the bloodbath's started anyway!
  • The Conductor is not at all enthused by this season's contestants.
  • Speedrunner Mario (speed)runs from the Cornucopia.
  • The French Miraculous team ride a TV from France and arrive at the arena.
  • Kars musters the strength to hurl the entire Cornucopia and its contents onto the (unwitting) Creator, Tyler.
  • That's quite the tongue-twister for a series name, and what would make a burger cry anyway?
  • Mike is so intrigued at the running Broccoli that he makes it happen again.
  • Whatever Monika fused with has made her insides resistant to corrosive bleach.
  • Who knew that Mid-Fight Masses was big in the world of Lilo & Stitch: The Series? I didn't.
  • Timekeeper Cookie may be of more malicious intent than Mustafa; the former may manipulate time on a whim while the latter is an bears great honor as a fighter.
  • Was the corruption of a realm really worth that Jinsei, Natalie?
  • Well, it would be amusing to assume a cruiser can even wear clothes at all.
  • Holly's custom theme song plays as she enters the arena.
  • The Powerpuff Girls Z trio add a spear to their weaponry collection.
  • Those pieces of chocolate better be careful not to melt with that weapon of choice!
  • A Jojo-fied Arthur demonstrates his strength by impaling the Cornucopia with a giant needle.
  • Alis makes an electrifying entry!
  • How do you make dubstep music from a ukelele? Oh, my mistake, it's Yooka and Laylee who dubstep out of the Cornucopia.
  • Mr. Poofers grabs an axe, Player 2 inserts powder in a ball, and a bucket of fairy floss finds a ferociously fearsome firearm.
  • Germany teleports elsewhere while Hardee's Star summons his brand's secret (yet vocal) technique to escape the bloodbath.
  • Evil Ryu exhibits his evilness... by slapping the Cornucopia's roof.
  • A battle brews between Mr. Fischoeder, Yobou, and a lot of oddly colored cats. The cats flee before Fischoeder strikes down Yobou for good.
  • Exdeath summons other tributes to hear what President Snow has to say.
  • ...And that was a rather bloodthirsty remark by Jon Lovitz, we'll see if he delivers on that.. command?
  • Regardless of his size, Stevenzilla decides equipping himself may do him good.
  • Hector and Lyn research some Green Bean Casserole's victory last season to plan how to win this one.
  • September just misses a hit on Player 1, who evaded while the former was calling his attack.
  • Everyone else ^note (Serafine Savoy, Franklin Sherman, Eevee, Ebenezer Scrooge Mcduck, Spamton & Kris, Leema, Cad Bane, Discord Login Screen, Illil) is uninterrupted in fleeing from the Cornucopia. Onto the next phase!
• DAY ONE
  • Spamton and Kris empty the contents of 20 wine coolers down their throats and get arrested for it.
  • I somehow doubt that to be a good idea.
  • Illil extracts oil from her camp's location.
  • Timekeeper manipulates Player 2's mind into having affection towards President Snow of all people.
  • The already ultra-rich Ebenezer Scrooge McDuck wins the jackpot- but the prize isn't money. But it fits the holiday spirit!
  • French Miraculous Team ruins Stevenzilla's meal by accidentally landing on it. Given the size it must take to feed the guy, Stevenzilla's reasonably peeved.
  • Arthur requests to be punished for not sleeping on time, but Evil Ryu says no.
  • Eevee receives a present which should help her move around more quickly.
  • It would make sense for chocolate to kill a feline, wouldn't it?
  • Speedrunner Mario and September get in a brief verbal fight.
  • Alis paintballs Moritz-G to the ground.
  • You should probably leave those noodles alone then.
  • The nega-colored clowder make a poster of Mr. Poofers, who says cats and dogs can't be friends?
  • Damned? Maybe. But I doubt that Ruv is a nerd.
  • Shredder contemplates his navel via song lyric.
  • Discord Login Screen, Xeno-Monika and The Conductor are all sick from eating all the arena's candy. Must've been a lot if Xeno-Monika could stomach bleach earlier.
  • Holly tricks Leema into snorting metallic powder.
  • I'd like to see that rock concert in action!
  • Shivan, you're a tribute in this season, not for science.
  • A skate-boarding building is not something you see everyday.
  • Hardee's Star downs Nightmare Fuel, while two other food related tributes talk about food.
  • Jon Lovitz scores a triple tribute kill! He rides a chariot into Powerpuff Girls Z, the fairy floss bucket and Zen-Aku, ending them all.
  • Yooka and Laylee meditate to hone their fighting abilities.

FALLEN

TRIBUTES

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Dec 6th 2021 at 12:34:00 AM

Jon Lovitz, SNL alumni, voice of The Critic, already killed three

Rip

So it turns out that negative-infinity cats on negative-infinity typewriters can produce art!