Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Alright, we're done! Who's gonna host for Smash, and who's gonna run?

Event ideas-

• (Player1) gives (Player2) a mysterious burger...when it's actually just a burnt burger. (also Feast)
• Ah yes, (Player1)'s favorite character...a pillow of a thing from (Player2)'s source material.
• (Player1) burns an ancient scroll...and it turns into a wooden bucket.
• (Player1) is enraged at (Player2) making a square pizza instead of a circular pizza. (also Feast)
• (Player1) opens a capsule, and it repeatedly opens, revealing more and more capsules until (he/she1) drowns in them.
• (Player1) opens a closet, and darkness pours out of it. Scared, (he/she1) closes the closet.
• (Player1) tries to run into a bullet fired by (Player2) at an unrelated object, but somehow misses getting shot.
• (Player1) blows a tuba with the bore on the ground, making (him/her1) fly until (he/she1) falls and dies.
• (Player1) kills (Player2) by firing bullets from the bore of a random brass instrument.
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a battle of the bands against (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6), all of them only using toy instruments.
• (Player1) collects a random assortment of plants from a garden, then puts them in a pot in a strategic order to make soup. (also Feast)
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a battle of the bands against (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6), while only using improvised instruments.
• (Player1) threatens to kick (Player2)'s money like the latter's ass.
• (Player1) hallucinates (Player2) killing (himself/herself2), and the latter somehow running away afterwards.◊
• As (Player1) and (Player2) have an intense debate on what the afterlife would be like, (Player3) says that it's basically like a fast food restaurant.

(Player1) buys a box of recycled (Player2) meme photos for free. (based on a weird textsynth thing)

Well, I may have lost the round, but at least I was the last Spam Spam-ding!

I'll host, with Libre as backup, while Jake will run.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 10th 2021 at 6:13:49 PM

• (Player1) gets way too close to (Player2) when (he/she2) fires (his/her2) rocket launcher, gibbing them both. (Fatal to both Player 1 and 2)
• (Player1) builds a house which combines the bathroom and kitchen into one room.
• (Player1) discovers (Player2), only to reveal (he/she2) is a hologram. The real (Player2) shows up behind (Player1) and kills (him/her1).
• (Player1) and (Player2) wanna be like Ozzy Osbourne and snort fire ants. The ants bite their nasal cavities and they both suffocate. (Fatal to bother Player 1 and 2)

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Oct 10th 2021 at 12:13:07 PM

After killing (Player2), (Player1) somehow invade (his/her2) nominator's location and throw (his/her2) corpse at their face to humiliate them. (fatal P1 kills P2)

(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) team up to restrain a rampaging (Player4).

(Player1) uses (his/her1) time-travelling powers to skip the Bloodbath/day/night/Feast.

Just a grab-bag event dump this time:

• (Player1) thinks a blue potato is cursed and will cause (him/her1) to die horribly, but it turns out to just be a potato. (Feast)
• (Player1) has a dream where burgers teach (him/her1) how to fly before (he/she1) suddenly falls down a bottomless pit. (night only^*  P1 falling only happens in the dream)
• (Player1) dies after drinking (Player2)'s coffee, causing (Player2) to complain to (Player3) that "my coffee...it's murder!". (Feast; Fatal; P2 -> P1 (accidental))
  • (Player1) tells (Player2) that (Player2)'s coffee is UNDRINKABLE! (Feast)
• (Player1) goes so long without eating that (he/she1) turns into a smaller character from (his/her1) source material.
• After eating brain food, (Player1) becomes "New and Improved (Player1) With Super Knowledge-Absorbing Power!"^*  "Dream Machine"
• (Player1)'s face disappears after a bad calcium-related chemical reaction.
  • (Player1) contracts a disease that turns (him/her1) into a sentient pile of rocks, but enables (him/her1) to fly.
• Having made so many painful memories this season, (Player1) orders a new head without said memories and replaces (his/her1) old one with it.
• (Player1) tells (Player2) about a dream where (he/she1) became (Player3). Then (Player2) reveals (he/she2) is (Player3), and (Player1) wakes up again.^*  based on this old Froot Loops ad (Day only?)
• (Player1) dreams that (he/she1) is being punished by (his/her1) mother...who looks and sounds like (Player2) for some reason. (Night)
• (Player1) dreams that (he/she1) is in a very surreal version of Little Red Riding Hood starring various other tributes after eating too much cake. (Night)
• After eating too many cookies, (Player1) has a bad dream where (he/she1) is a cookie and is on the run from the other hungry tributes. (Night)
• (Player1) tells (Player2) "hey, check this out" and pitches a ball at (Player3). The simulator crashes the moment the ball connects.^*  based on a Deltarune glitch seen here
  • (Player1) tells (Player2) "hey, check this out" and pitches a ball at (Player3). The simulator crashes the moment the ball connects, taking all three of them with it. (fatal variant; all three)

Edited by kablammin45 on Oct 11th 2021 at 10:21:30 AM

(Player1) gives (Player2) some exploding curly fries, which explode (Player2).

(Player1) gives (Player2) some exploding curly fries, however (Player2) sees through the trap and disposes of the fries.

(Player1) gives (Player2) some exploding curly fries, however, the trap activates too early and explodes both of them.

(Player1) gives (Player2) some exploding curly fries, however (Player2) sees through the trap and explodes (Player1) with the fries.

Edited by R3Ked on Oct 10th 2021 at 5:47:15 AM

• (Player1) hopes that the latest fallen tribute will rest in not peace.

• (Player1) remote controls four suits of armor to make them perform (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5)'s poses.

• (Player1) throws many knives at (Player2), then decapitates (him/her2) with a road sign to make sure (he/she2)'s dead.

• (Player1) heals (Player2), but the process is so painful that the latter prefers death.

• (Player1) gives (Player2) the choice to take a red pill or a blue pill. (Player2) takes the red pill and dies.

• (Player1) attempts to cast a brainwashing spell on (Player2) rather than healing (Player3), but it fails, so (Player2) freely kills (Player3).

• (Player1) knows (Player2) is blind, but (he/she1) tells the latter to look at a blueprint.

• (Player1) tells (Player2) to drown in the sewers. (He/She2) does so.

• (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are about to be eaten by a giant crab when it unexpectedly falls into a geyser.

• (Player1) is upset that (Player2)land isn't a real amusement park.

• A time travel mishap causes (Player1) to eat dinner twice. (Night only)

Libre and Jake have set up the save for the latter, but while he found a good save on the first try, we decided to delay it just to fix a broken event, specifically, one with the incorrect number of tributes coded. We figured that it hasn't been that long since the finale (2 days), but Jake will be going to bed soon, so please be patient.

Mr. Sutton: (big sigh) What's with all these large group tributes and tribute swaps this season?! Are y'all trying to cram in as many as you can before we switch to the 1-Main-1-Reserve System next season? Whatever the reason, that won't stop me from hosting this, because here are our fighting rosters◊ within a fighting roster! Now... SHALL WE BEGIN THIS HUNGER GAMES ALL-STAR BRAWL?!?!

Battle Music: Kingdom Hearts - Hikari (Simple and Clean) (-KINGDOM Orchestra Instrumental Version-)

• Bloodbath (alt link◊)
  • Julius helps Gargara explain the extensive rosters with a PowerPoint presentation, sharing what he knows of his ancestors being part of Smash.
  • The Nick Brawlers, especially Helga, GIR, Michelangelo, Patrick, Stimpy, and Dog, all try to munch on the Cornucopia.
  • A lot of things can go wrong here, G'raha, especially with these rosters running around.
  • Teethineer can now only fight with tooth-themed cards!
  • Melonman gets knuckled by Knuckles, and then the echidna shoves the melon into his mouth!
  • But will this secret technique help Kirby make the Hall of Fame again? He only became a Mass Murderer as early as the second season of this timeline, but he keeps coming back for more!
  • How big were those cups to hide all those Smash items, enough to supply all the Fighters?
  • The Recontainment Gang challenges Static to a rap battle, but they warn him that their songs won't be easy to beat, and if he fails...    THEY'LL BATHE THE STARWAYS IN HIS BLOOD.   
  • What use would a computer be for a magical dino?
  • Merman Sora gloats about his original form's latest addition to the Smash Fighters to Bandana Dee, rubbing it in that he'll never be part of them... because he's only a Spirit.
  • Sakurai grabs a backpack full of Smash items and flips us all off before retreating.
  • Pepper Demon and Yukichi try a new dance move when "Horn of Plenty" blares across the Arena.
  • John also wants a piece of the Cornucopia, wondering if it tastes like ratburgers.
  • In a rare non-animal example of Furry Confusion, a dagger finds a pickaxe.
  • Male!Shep goes gator hunting and finds one too distracted with seeing into multiple futures and shoots him.
  • Maxwell gets bored of Louise's speech and activates a special card to unhear it.
  • And this is why you should keep your brain inside your skull! RIP Mother Brain.
  • KnowsMore also challenges Aunt Gayle to the Shell Game, but he tells her not to ask him for the answer, or he'll accidentally blurt it out with his autofill. She guesses right and wins a bag of cat food.
  • What's wrong with June running away from the Cornucopia, Running Man Silhouette?
  • Her friend Henry, on the other hand, takes up the challenge to survive as long as he can.
  • Kirby Air Ride, anybody?
  • Vilgax and Aku vow to kill every last fighter, to the PTE Heroes' protests.
  • That's 20 teams of 2 for the The Amazing Race! Perfect!
  • Earth to Fighting Wire Frames, you're from a fighting game, not an FPS!
  • Looks like John and the Nick Brawlers won't have their fill of the Cornucopia today!
  • And the rest grab stuff or high-tail outta here.
• Day 1 (alt link◊)
  • Maxwell calls in a care package so he won't starve, but he accidentally drops it on Katniss' head. What a waste of food!
  • But will Kirby eat his guns and become Gun Kirby?
  • Welp, Pirate Sora ain't gonna be one of Sora's alternate costumes, unless Sakurai surprises us with it!
  • After being kicked out of their podium for being Wrong Genre Savvy, the Wire Frames take a break from fighting.
  • The Smash Fighters, especially Link, Joker, and Sonic, commend the Fighting Alloy Team and Knuckles for being lazy.
  • The PTE Fighters all drop their bookbags into the ocean and break down crying, but Dexter and Blossom bawl it out the most.
  • Paragon!Male!Shep?
  • A Nick tribute does a parody of a Nick parody with Lyle and Loopty.    "Bond with us, June!"    the demons say.
  • The Silhouette screams "SEX!" as he tries axing Fem!Shep, but she's not to be "opened" until Christmas.
  • RIP Mack's imaginary friend: killed by his pickaxe.
  • John demolishes the karate tournament!
  • Static opens up an electrifying cafe inspired by his adventures.
  • A three-way body swap?! Whoever she swapped bodies with, Tairitsu realizes how annoying their rapping is before switching back.
  • Do not insult a magic dino's dancing skills, Y'shtola!
  • Do you now regret Tempting Fate, G'raha?
  • Hikari Would Hurt a Child, but said child pulls a prank on her by transferring her soul to a doll. "Voodoo works. I'M A GOD!" she shouts.
  • Gayle asks her new friend what they can do together, and KnowsMore says that he found an evil laugh contest in the search results. He invites her to it, which she reluctantly agrees to, but they both have fun even if the judges are the last tributes you'd expect to host such a contest. To her surprise, Gayle wins, and she wonders if she also passed her laugh down to her niece.
  • Simon (not the one part of the Smash Fighters) is a mass murderer... of paintings.
  • The Nick Brawlers brawl in the Cerenkov, but an unskippable cutscene wipes out everyone nonlethally.
  • Wendy summons Abigail and sics her on Bandana Dee, but he finds a medikit containing a Maxim Tomato and eats it.
  • Three-legged race? More like multi-legged race! Poor Raven Beak and Gargara had to be tied to multiple fighters, but how did Teethineer win when his partner doesn't even have legs?
  • The JoJo Fighters combine the powers of their Stands to seal the Smash Fighters' organizer into a stone statue, forever immortalizing his middle finger.
  • Don't trust that flower, Arrowhead, for someone might invalidate its prediction of your victory.
  • Henry does a Wild West sketch.
  • Julius gets lost in the Dragon Zombie's lair while getting lunch.
• Deaths (alt link◊): Melonman, the Knife, Mother Brain, and Flippin' Sakurai

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 14th 2021 at 7:23:27 PM

Male Shepard's just going full Renegade right out of the gate.

"I knew this bait would come in useful, though I must admit I was expecting to fish with it."

this is fun

That's the third time I nominated Mother Brain ever since I joined the HGS. AND THAT'S THE THIRD TIME SHE DIES AT THE BLOODBATH???

Edited by Scipion3 on Oct 13th 2021 at 10:12:49 AM

She must be giving Super Vegito a run for his money.

She could be "friends" with Jungkook, y'know...

Bloodbath:

"And that is how we got 300 idiots here, now scram all of you!"

"Step 01: 'Inmediate Retreat' Executed Sucessfully."

Day 1:

"Step 02: 'Training Procedure No. 666' Aborted. Battery Is Now Low."

"Do you puffballs even have legs? Scratch that, I don't ask questions to losers. Hyack-hyack-hyack!"

Damn, Spartan, trying to eat the Cornucopia? You're Stallone, not Schwarzenegger

Nice to see Louise Belcher acting in-character by performing voodoo.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Dustbunnies, why.

Lmao, the JJBA EOH cast actually did a canon JoJo kill event. I bet Part 4!Josuke was the one who pulled most of it. Also, looks like that Flippin' Sakurai Rock will be alive for a very long time, yet unable to do anything.