Knight Cheesebeam
No! Not only does the alleged jam not have a driving license, it only has terrible memories of the production line behind it! You can't just make it relive its past!
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.
I doubt using one of Bill's tactics against himself is going to work very well.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Not sure how that alone will hurt...
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 5th 2019 at 12:44:55 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Mighty demon dog-thing
I assume that means Duncan's getting an army, I also assume the army will compose of Total Drama contestants
He might just stand a chance
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Dagded Dujardin
Duncan gets killed for meddling in Meta Knight's and Lucina's business.
Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 5th 2019 at 9:22:15 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
So Meta doesn't want Doggo? She's perfectly fine with that.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Mar 5th 2019 at 10:22:20 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Well this can go either way with this in effect, so I guess it's a tie.
The League of Heroes
I don't really see how that'd work but okay.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
The King Without a Kingdom
That seems in-character for Bill, trapping people in really comfy furniture for no reason. Bill wins this fight.
It's been 3000 years…
Dagded Dujardin
Not sure how is this an attack but I doubt either will find it amusing. They're both The Comically Serious after all.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Jewel (current day)
I don't see this harming Star Wolf. This would harm MK and Lucina more.
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
Could be a fair fight, though depends on the mook and only if the mook was fighting by itself as with Star wolf joining in Randall and Sobble would lose.
The League of Heroes
The Senate
She just ignores them and goes about her day.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Oh Captain!~
Braids From S286 Not Included
So... Terk just clutches the You're My Hero cookie? Welp. 
The Senate
So Yharim in this version of Calamity. Doggo is screwed - no one has beaten Yharim yet, ever.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
So Doggo just... get CATS stuck on a ski lift? Would probably be annoying but I can see him deciding to get out of there eventually
Edited by Zanreo on Mar 6th 2019 at 12:10:28 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
Randall would probably think that's just annoying, and I don't see it affecting Sobble much as it's a Water-type.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Mar 6th 2019 at 7:19:58 AM
The League of Heroes
I doubt that would work, since he seems to consider everything as a game.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Yes, it would blind him, but no, definitely not holy.
Braids From S286 Not Included
If you count glitching as something eldritch, then wow.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Mighty demon dog-thing
I guess she tries to beat him up with a book, even with glitching it won't be enough to take down Duncan
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
That's like an inversion of an attack, what.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Loan Shark
Well, Randall would probably fight back over the money.
The League of Heroes