Mario's not the only Wonder here.
How would those heavy weapons get nerfed exactly? Either way, press!
You get featured in the next Legend Of Zelda game!
BUT
You're the first person that Ganon/Ganondorf kills on-screen.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Heya there! I'm West.
Push.
I don’t even care about The Legend Of Zelda.
You get the power of talking to your fave characters!
BUT
Nearby people can’t hear them and they think you’re crazy (happens to me all the time).
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Push.
Peter doesn't have any powers
Your richer than Jeff Bezos
BUT
You can only spend that money on propane and propane accessories.
Edited by KeironCioran on Mar 7th 2019 at 12:18:27 PM
Red Spade, Black Heart
Push. I don't lose the money I already have, I just get a nigh-infinite fund for propane and/or propane accessories, should I ever need those? Sounds like a good deal to me!
Anime characters become real, making Real Life funnier, cuter, and more exciting,
BUT
Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Push. At least I get a cool theme song
.
You can fly.
BUT
It's only 3 inches off the ground.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
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Seems like it’d be fun to levitate, even in a limited capacity. Push.
You get a copy of a video game you’ve wanted for a long time, be it old or new
but
the save function doesn’t work, so you have to complete it all in one go
Edited by Tre on Oct 4th 2019 at 1:42:40 PM
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
OP #17: Strange furry.
Push
Is better than not flying at all.
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Push
Because Rarijack need to be canon.
You can teleport to anywhere in the world.
BUT
You can only teleport after watching the entirety of the movie you hate the most.
Edited by The0dragon on Oct 4th 2019 at 2:50:04 PM
Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.
Yikes, triple ninja. I'm pushing this one since I don't have a most hated movie, free teleportation anyone?
You get any superpower of your choice.
BUT
You can only use it on the brink of death.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Push. I have a chronic illness, so it doesn't matter in the long-run.
You get endless amounts of food
BUT
you must donate to a worldwide charity 3/4 of all your food.
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Oct 5th 2019 at 4:09:06 AM
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Push that. That's a good deal for everyone.
You learn to cure all diseases and afflictions known to humanity
BUT
Ten random people in the world die instantly.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
If the 10 people have a chance of including me, then don't push, because if I died that would be completely pointless. If it doesn't, then push.
You gain several common Artistic Licence abilities from video games, like not taking fall damage and being able to carry a large number of items without getting encumbered.
BUT
You also start glitching out, such as falling through the ground occasionally and ragdolling.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Push. I'll look cool with the glitches.
You can learn all the dankest memes
BUT
If you share your knowledge, you die.
I'm back, I guess.
Push. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
You can go back in time
BUT
It will only take you back to the year 1.
I can't think of a good signature.
Red Spade, Black Heart
Do not push. Nothing to see there.
You get your very own monkey manservant. He wears a little tuxedo, takes care of all your household chores, and entertains you with his silly antics.
BUT
Exactly once a year, he is guaranteed to pee in your food. You never see it happen and can do nothing to stop it, so every meal is a game of monkey pee roulette.
Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Don't push, if there really is no way to tell I'd probably end up dying from the stress.
You have the ability to perfectly listen to any song in your head, complete with shuffling playlists, skipping tracks, etc.
BUT
It's just a convenient version of schizophrenia.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
AKMU
push because at least now i don't need spotify, soundcloud or bandcamp to find my favorite songs
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic gets remastered
but
every episode will be remastered by round trip lol
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
yay remaster. i push you.
You get any one object of your choosing
BUT
it will explosively self-destruct after 24 hours.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Heya there! I'm West.
Push. It’s a comic, I can get photos of the pages!
Hooray! You can turn into a character you like and get their powers!
BUT
Their enemies will target you.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
The Video Guy
No push, who needs more enemies?
Your teeth regenerate when they fall out
BUT
All your pimples also regenerate
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
No push. I take good enough care of my teeth, I think, and the second thing is one of the worst things I could imagine. Yeah, it would be bad enough looking like that, but the physical pain of it would be unbearable.
You are completely invulnerable to any attack or weapon. You never get so much as a scratch.
BUT
Your IQ is cut in half.
I love how happy and upbeat his stage theme is. :D
Bonnie's Artistic Cousin
No thanks. I like my mind, and I rarely do physical stuff- especially not stuff that'd get me hurt.
You're granted the healthiest, most delicious food you've ever eaten, completely for free, and you get a lot of it...
BUT
You can't eat for three days afterward.
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
The Video Guy
If I can still have coffee, tea, cola, etc, push. If not, fuck it.
You have the most amazing sex with the most beautiful/handsome woman/man you can imagine
BUT
You have no recollection of it the next day.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
i lived bitch
Push. Just record it beforehand!
You get to kill a person you hate.
BUT
It must be a public figure, and the world knows you did the deed.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Sure. I never had a comfortable rest for a while.
Poise is actually working as intended as DSI Poise.
BUT
Big weapons, such as Greatswords, Greataxes, Ultra Greatswords, Great Hammers, Curved Greatswords and Halberds receive a hefty nerf in order to compensate.
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