Hilarious in Hindsight: In this film, Steven Seagal plays a Mexican drug lord who doesn't even bother to try an accent. In 2011, Seagal was sworn in as a sheriff's deputy in a west Texas county, charged with handling immigrants who try towhat else?cross the border.
"We didn't cross the border! The border crossed us!" Obviously intentional.
"Machete don't text."
Machete's wife's beheading is deliberately filmed, so that when Torres completes his swing, her head's still attached a good two seconds. The head falling to the ground is so fast and sudden, it's hilarious.
Machete's gigantic... machete. It's bigger than him.