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"I am your leader."
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Kris Statlander is an American professional wrestler from West Islip, NY as "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien." She debuted in 2017 after training under Pat Buck at the Create A Pro Wrestling Academy. She has competed for Beyond Wrestling, Women's Wrestling Revolution, Victory Pro Wrestling, WSU, New York Wrestling Connection, Limitless Wrestling, SHIMMER, Ring of Honor, WWE and many other promotions, now currently calling AEW home. She is a former 2x VPW Women's Champion, a former NYWC Starlet Champion, a former IndependentWrestling.tv Champion and the WSU Spirit Champion.


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"The Galaxy's Greatest Tropes":

  • Aliens Are Bastards: If she's a heel.
  • Amazonian Beauty: Kris is kind of an understated example here. She's not exceptionally ripped or jacked, she just looks solid as a brick. What gets pointed out by the commentators more than her looks or physique though (and they do often compliment both) is her strength - she's even stronger than she looks, and can do strength spots such as a fireman's carry on two other wrestlers at the same time that very few other women, regardless of physique, can pull off.
  • Beat Them at Their Own Game: While Priscilla Kelly was doing her gross-out gimmick, one of her schticks was to stick her hands down her tights before locking up to try and squick her opponents. Kris at first didn't understand. Then she licked her palms and gave herself a good rummage (and got a "You sick fuck" chant to boot). Priscilla was horrified and refused the ensuing lockup.
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  • Blood Knight: Maxwell Jacob Friedman threw out a challenge to anyone in the locker room at Beyond Wrestling's Heavy Lies the Crown. Kris answered. He initially dismissed her, saying "Aliens aren't real, and neither are women who can beat MJF". He finally accepted the match, which Kris won.
  • The Cameo: The Brooklyn Belles ("Karissa" [Rivera] and "Kristen") lost to the IIconics (Billie Kay and Peyton Royce) on the April 9, 2019 episode of WWE SmackDown.
  • Catchphrase: "I am/will be your leader" is a recurring phrase of hers.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Played for comedy - as an alien from outer space there are hyoo-man customs and things that she just doesn't understand. Like noses. As a face it's played for humor and occasional mind games. As a heel, the dangerous unpredictability is played up.
  • Crowd Chant: "Kris Stat! Kris Stat! Kris Stat!"
  • David Versus Goliath: Fell victim to this when the 5'1 Angel Rose defeated her at QOC 27.
  • Facial Markings: She's been known to paint her face with different patterns. In AEW her chosen color has been sea green.
  • Finishing Move: At first it was an axe kick. She later started using "The Big Bang Theory" - a tombstone piledriver variant where she tucks the opponent's thighs under her arms.
  • Genius Ditz: In AEW, and particularly on Being the Elite, she's portrayed as an incredibly skilled and talented wrestler who (perhaps due to her gimmick of being a Human Alien) has no idea how to do simple things like sit in a chair or tie shoes.
  • Heel–Face Revolving Door: During her time on the indies she would often be working face in one promotion and heel in another promotion at the same time.
  • Human Aliens: Her main gimmick is that she is an alien.
  • Like a Son to Me: Before her match with her trainer "The Buzzkiller" Pat Buck at LW Hooked On A Friedman, he said that if he ever had a daughter, he'd want her to turn out like Kris. This was followed by an inversion of Turned Against Their Masters, since Buck told her to lie down for him. The match started with Kris on the mat and Buck went for the pin, but Kris countered with an inside cradle for two.
  • Parts Unknown: "The Andromeda Galaxy". For her Beyond Treasure Hunt semi-final match with Jordynne Grace, the announcer added, "Recently escaped from Area 51."
  • Puny Earthlings: If she's a heel, she'll present herself as superior to humans. During her match with Delmi Exo at LW Hollis Pirate Fest 2018, she yelled "Die human!" while hitting her Scissors Kick. Ironically, Delmi's Red Baron is "The Galaxy DelmiGod" and she has been billed from "The Planet of Exo" as part of Team Sea Stars with her Real Life sister "Poseidon's Siren" Ashley Vox.
  • The Quiet One: Oftentimes, particularly in AEW, she prefers to communicate via gestures rather than words.
  • The Smurfette Principle: The only girl within the Best Friends.
  • Red Baron: "The Galaxy's Greatest Alien."
  • Rule of Funny: Her alien mind powers, as seen in this match.
  • Sesquipedalian Smith: Inverted; she's Kris (common name) Statlander (not at all common).
  • Ship Tease: With Orange Cassidy, of all people, in AEW.
  • Spell My Name with an "S": Her last name can be found spelled as Statlander or Stadtlander.
  • Statuesque Stunner: She's 175 cm (5'9 ½) tall..
  • Ur-Example: She is the first female graduate of the Create A Pro Wrestling Academy.
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