Tropers / Shlapintogan

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Shlapintogan is a man on a mission.

What mission? I don't know, I just edit the page, it's probably something awesome though. Probably something awesome FOR AMERICA!

Shlapintogan is a twenty year old male troper who has been on the site as a known troper for around a year or so, but has been lurking about for longer than that. His interests include video games (he's studying to be a programmer), literature, tabletop games (and the mathematics included therein), European and American Martial Arts, and a little bit of artistry on the side. He identifies as straight, but is accepting of other sexualities, be it bi, homosexual, or ace; he is currently single. He enjoys soda (particularly Coca-cola) and his Trademark Favorite Food is apple pie. His alignment would be Lawful Neutral.

Shlapintogan is a pacifist. At least in the real world. He also doesn't drink alcoholic beverages or smoke.

He is also as Noir as one can get without being a chain smoker in sepia tone.

Forum Semi-Regular, occasional IRC visitor, and all-in-all just a very average troper.

Tropers that Shlapintogan holds in high regard (along with a short gush)

• Kraken: Along with Kink, he's the only person who can talk about toku and have me listen.
• Kinkajou: EUROPA UNIVERSALIS IS NOW ON MY MUST BUY LIST. DAMN YOU AND BLESS YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
• Miijhal: Your exploits in Elona pretty much any video game bring a smile to my face.
• Tuefel Hunden IV: All men can only hope to be as SUPER MANLY as Tuefel.
• Keybreak: I'm not sure whether to consider us friendly enemies or hateful friends, and that's okay.
• Blueeyedrat: Minecraft bros for life!
• English Ivy: We don't talk much, but when we do, you are super polite and easy to converse with.
• Lance Leoghauni: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
• Madrugada: Best Moderator EVER? Best Moderator EVER.
• Bobby G: The most masterful user of :D and D: on the forums. They just wouldn't be the same without Bobbert.

Video Games I like

Games that are bolded and italicized are games I hold on some sort of ridiculous golden pedestal for being so awesome.

• Deus Ex
• The Legend Of Zelda - All of them, obviously excluding the CDI games non-existent games that DON'T EXIST.
• Gradius
• Monkey Island - Except for the fourth one.
• Ikaruga
• Mischief Makers
• Sin And Punishment
• Blue Wish Resurrection Plus
• Resident Evil - Haven't played 0, I enjoy all the other ones, yes, even 5.
• Beat Hazard
• Ace Combat - Haven't played the first, My favorite is 5.
• Rise Of Legends
• Just Cause 2
• Overlord
• Mass Effect - Both of them, 2 especially.
• Supreme Commander 2 - Fan blasphemy, I'm sure, but I liked this one more than the first one. That's not to say the first one wasn't a masterpiece...
• Crackdown: The first one was fantastic, the second one... eh, it was okay.
• God Of War - All of them, including Chains of Olympus.
• No More Heroes - Haven't played the second one yet.
• Super Mario Bros - All of them, see The Legend Of Zelda
• Tetris - Fuckin' GM rank, always eluding me.
• Dungeon Crawl - Screw you Nethack, I got myself an orb to find.
• Sins Of A Solar Empire
• Minecraft
• Demon's Souls: THE DEMON WAS DESTROYED You will receive the Demon's Soul and a game beyond human imagination.

Music I enjoy

Artists that are bolded and italicized are on that same ludicrous golden pillar

• Iron Maiden
• Alice In Chains
• Jaga Jazzist
• Stratovarius
• The works of Chopin, Mozart, Dvorak, Mussorgsky, and Holst
• Various video game soundtracks because I am an enormous tool.

Tabletop Games that I like

• Pathfinder - I don't care what the GiTP forums might say, I enjoy this game.
• Blood Bowl
• Warhammer 40000 - Because.
• Dungeons And Dragons - When I'm not playing Pathfinder, I play 4th with my more casual friends.

Anime that I enjoy

I know there isn't a lot, so sue me.

• Outlaw Star
• Cowboy Be Bop
• Lupin III
• Gigantor
• Mazinger Z
• Super Dimension Fortress Macross
• JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
• Mobile Suit Gundam

Films I enjoy

• Yojimbo/A Fistful Of Dollars
• Seven Samurai /The Magnificent Seven
• Rashomon
• Sanjuro
• Pretty much anything by Mel Brooks
• Air Force One
• Indiana Jones - Excluding Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
• Blade Runner
• Full Metal Jacket

Webcomics I enjoy

• Penny Arcade
• Lackadaisy

Abbreviate my name here because all the cool kids are doing it

• Schlappy, perhaps?
• Slappy by the kewl kid.

Tropes that others think apply to me

• Crowning Moment Of Funny: Anytime he posts with that Adventure Time avatar..
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold ^{Shlapintogan's notes} This is one I put on here myself, but after the Film Noir about the Previous Troper thread, it stuck.
• The Storyteller
• Trademark Favorite Food: Apple pie, yeah?
• Theme Naming - Countrytogan!

Stuff I do on the internet

• I do Let's Plays, and occasionally other stuff
• I also contribute to GrumpyTropers, which is like a retsupurae sorta deal, except with all sorts of horrible works instead of just LPs.

Shlapintogan's Launches

• Distorted View
• Hiimdaisy
• Revenge Of The Titans
• Mighty Jill Off
• Fatal Labyrinth
• Grumpy Tropers
• Terraria

Shlapintogan's YMMV separations

• Mischief Makers
• Mario Kart
• Ghost Recon
• Demon's Souls
• Etrian Odyssey
• Blind Guardian

Shlapintogan's minor contributions (non-launches, tweaks)

• Podcast
• Dr Tran
• Beat Hazard
• Desktop Dungeons
• Alien Swarm
• Crackdown
• Recettear
• Nelson Tethers Puzzle Agent

Vandalize here please?

Since you asked nicely! Private eye monologuing is fun. A fellow noir fan? —a vandal

• Definitely, My personal favorite is Blade Runner.

Here's to a fellow detective. - Krrackknut.

* nukes from orbit* -Kinkajou

Your Private Eye Monologue thread is the best thread. Thank you for it. —Agent Nomnom Jayden

I looked carefully at this Shlapintogan guy. He had trouble written on him like Titanic. Fedora, trenchcoat, permastubble; he had all the trappings of me on a saturday morning. But something was wrong. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Maybe it was the broad on his arm. She was wearing red and had legs like a silky escalator to heaven. She looked at me like a really hungry shark looks at something it intends to eat and I felt myself go hard like Contra without the konami code. My monologue was collapsing in on itself. Shlapintogan looked me dead in the eye and drew his revolver, shooting me in the forehead like a guy shooting another guy who'd just completed a monologue that the shooter found irritating. I fell down dead like the raccoon I'd found stuck upside-down in my trashcan only the week before. At this point, my monologue stopp-

...

-Polymphus

>Drives through the wall in a tank<

"All your profile is belong to me! BUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!" -Space Jawa

A thread he started, 'bout the joys of noir.
For daring damsels and men hardcore.
Dramatic monologues he posted en masse.
Epic metaphors he shot like bullets right out of his ass.
This guy fought a bull with his bare hands, and won!
He's the one giving nightmares to Atilla the Hun.
And there're sure to be deeds which remain yet untold.
So here's to Slappy and his heart of gold!
~ Tachi ♥

Hey there, The Crimson Knight here, nice to meet you. Thanks for helping me out with the page.

Just wondering, when are we going to play that game, Shlap? - Krrackknut.

You aren't still going to beat me up for stealing your office, are you? - Flanker 66

Greetings fellow troper. Please accept this dollar as payment for this senseless vandalism.◊ —Central Avenue

Oh, most exalted Master of the Game, I thank thee for the divine gift thine hast bestowed upon me, a humble wretch! ~ Hungry Joe

This is it. This is the bloke who dragged me into the thread of Private Eye Monologues. And this is the bloke who, at the end of said thread, made a Film Noir game and got me into it too. Kudos for managing to do that to someone who's never had a taste of noir before. —Moonwalker

Hey look, a shiny! - Korgmeister

CELEBRIAN THE MAGIC VANDALISM ANDROID WAS HERE-Dark Lady Celebrian

A wild Ozbourne appeared!

PPPPPPPPPPPPILLZ HERE! -Charlatan

Hello - Schitzo

I will vandalize!
Though I do not use spray paint.
Have some syllables.
-Runic

^Meh.

^Oh come on, ZeZe.
What do you expect from me?
I'm not Japanese... \\ -Runic

I picture you as Lemeza. - English Ivy

• Well, it was my avatar for a while back when I joined up.

I don't even like Adventure Time... - BLOODPOUCH

• That only makes it better.

Shlapintogan huh? Weird name. Must be foreign. Still, a job is a job. I broke into his office late at night and moved his furniture several centimetres to the left. That way when he arrived in the morning, he'd feel vaugely out of place and keep bumping into things. He asked for vandalism though, so I guess that's how he would've wanted it. Weirdo. Polymphus

• I walked into my office early that morning. There was an air of wrongness about it, as if a truck had run through it and took all my hopes and dreams with it. It was then that I noticed it. "Who moved my furniture?"

MISSLE PAUNCH!...I really need to watch that show. - Krrackknut.

Wait, hold still... I'm gonna heal you with my assault rifle. - IthilionTheBrave

• Okay, I'll use my minigun to heal you at 25 rounds a second.
  • Pff, everyone knows that the Flamer is the best thing for healing. - TheInferno

I IZ HERE. SCHLAPPIN AND TUGGIN U. - Not-So-Badass Longcoat

Legend of Zelda and Mel Brooks... Let's be best friends. - M'sieur Lapin

I'm vandalizing your page. I should probably do it like a gentleman. - betterthanstrawberry

The faeries made me do it. - StolenByFaeries

Friendly enemies or hateful friends? I'm hurt...I was going for eternal rival. ;P - Keybreak

You have instilled a deep distrust for cars in me... They will rise up again! WE ARE DOOMED! - Miijhal

Professional: I was asked for vandalism, sir, so that's what I did.
Suave: "Vandalize here"? That's what she said...
Aggressive: Cut the crap. I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions. You want vandalism, I want the missiles. It's a deal. - Mike Thorton

As soon as I read the first line, my mind began singing the theme from Rawhide. - Amused Troper Guy