Hi, I'm Rosa. Not really, but I go by that at times.
I'm a 23 year old male Californian who fits every single stereotype aside from "Godless". I'm actually an ordained minister, and a Christian to boot, but one of those tolerant ones who actually critically reads his Bible.
I'm a super senior, studying Pre-Credential History with a double-minor in Spanish and Communications Studies. I was one of the first people in the state to take an upper division History of Manga class, too, and I readily admit to having loved Film History and History of American Women, too. In other words, I'm going to be the kind of high school teacher you WISHED you had in high school. :P
I used to run The Black Sand Bar until I quit, and tend to randomly grammar-check assorted tropes. I have Random TV Trope on my toolbar.
I readily ignore the Preview feature on my page and make a few small edits at a time. SCREW YOU, DOING THINGS PROPERLY.
I'm writing a novel! It's Troper-riffic!
The following tropes apply to me in non-alphabetical order:
- Famous Ancestor : Washington. People on the Mayflower. Several Mexican politicians, who I'm not going to reveal because of their names being rather similar to mine.
- Genre Savvy / Deadpan Snarker / Jade-Colored Glasses / The Snark Knight : Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. .________.
- Geek / Proud to Be a Geek : Let the geek in the pink take a stab at it.
- Real Men Wear Pink / Camp Straight / Mistaken for Gay / Genderqueer: Male woman, born that way, 1.5 (heteroflexible) on the Kinsey scale.
- Chivalrous Pervert / Ethical Slut : Boy howdy. I'm easy, not cheap, in my defense.
- Head-Tiltingly Kinky / Making Love in All the Wrong Places / Cake Eater / Brains and Bondage / Geeky Turnon : See above. I used to be on Fet Life and walk around with a flogger.
- Brilliant, but Lazy / The Slacker : High achieving slacker. My casual effort is most people's B+ work.
- Good Is Not Nice / Hates Everyone Equally / Jerk with a Heart of Gold : I love all of you miserable, selfish, lazy, greedy, simple-minded sons-of-bitches, especially when you piss me off, because without you, what would be the point of living? <333
- The Charmer / Adorkable / Mr. Fanservice / Baby Got Back / Whe He Smiles / What Beautiful Eyes! / Even the Guys Want Him : 5'7", 165 lbs, 42-30-36, gold-tone skin, hazel eyes, uses his whole face to express himself, went to modeling school. I'm a sexy bitch, but I am almost painfully shy. I won't initiate conversation at all.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength : I grip a little too hard sometimes.
- Stroke the Beard / Gendo Pose
- No Sense of Direction : I once drove to Modesto while trying to drive to Lake Tahoe, and have gotten lost in a suburbia after taking one turn.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander / Crazy Awesome / Weirdness Coupon
- Bookworm / Badass Bookworm / Badass Preacher / Technical Pacifist : Thou shalt not kill. However, it does say to do onto others as you would have them do onto you, and I would have them defend themselves if I were to attack them, because getting hit for being stupid is JUST FINE.
- The Smart Guy / Wise Beyond His Years / Smart People Play Chess : You have no idea how often people fall to a simple blitzkrieg. Try it your next game!
- Blessed with Suck / Intelligence Equals Isolation / I Am What I Am : So, I may be smarter than 98% of of people. It's lonely up top, but you sure get a nice view from up here.
- Berserk Button / Grammar Nazi / You Make Me Sic : I carry a Sharpie to correct bathroom stall grammar.
- Carpet of Virility : Part German. Only boys and women don't have hair, and most women do have hair.
- Not a Morning Person / Must Have Caffeine : If I don't get enough sleep, that is. Give me loves or a sunrise.
- Big Eater / Trademark Favorite Food : Five meals a day. Popcorn. Sour Skittles.
- Everythings Better With Chocolate / Genius Sweet Tooth : Everything can be improved with good chocolate, without exception.
Comments go here! I totally jacked this style from Tsundere Ray!
This space reserved for (friendly) abuse by fellow tropers.- Hello! Took a look at your story on the Unpublished Works page, it looks interesting. Also, we need to perpetuate the knowledge that there are Christians who aren't backwards bible-thumpers whose only desire is to preach Fire And Brimstone and make you feel bad about yourself. *currently attends PLNU* ~ Noir Grimoir
