Primeval is a 2007 horror film about a group of American journalists looking for the notorious man-eating crocodile "Gustave" in Burundi in the midst of a civil war.
This film provides examples of:
- Attempted Rape: One of the watch guards tries to do this to Aviva after she comes back and catches him stealing their money but Gustave comes out of nowhere and kills and eats him before he can do so.
- Asshole Victim: Little Gustave isnt going to be missed by anybody, considering he terrorized the villagers for god knows how many years. The two watch guards who try to kill the entire group as also qualify.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Harry seems like your average and charming government official in the city but out in the bushes? Hes actually Little Gustave.
- Bittersweet Ending: Little Gustave and his goons have been defeated, the civil war has ended and Tim, Aviva, Jojo and Wiley all go back home but Steven, Matt, Krieg and the Shaman all lost their lives in the process and Gustave is still alive hunting and killing people in the rivers of Burundi.
- Butt-Monkey: Jojo endures a LOT of shit over the course of the film. Getting trapped in the cage which was used to capture Gustave and nearly getting devoured by the man eater, nearly drowning from a grenade exploding in the water while hes in the cage, being kicked literally in the ass by the one of the corrupt soldiers after being rescued, shot in the arm, almost drowned again one of Little Gustaves men, nearly dies from the large amount of blood loss from his gunshot wound and nearly gets eaten again by Gustave. You cant help but want to give him a hug at the end of the film and you cant help but smile when he gets his wish to go to America and start a new life
- Darkest Africa: Dark isnt the word for Burundi. Beautiful scenery but most of the population is rural and have to deal with civil war, genocide, warlords and ON TOP OF ALL THAT?? A man eating crocodile who CANT be killed.
- Defiant to the End/Face Deathwith Dignity: Little Gustaves goons have the Shaman and his family at gunpoint and are about to execute them. The Shamans reaction?? He spits at the goons and gives his wife and son a look of goodbye before giving the goons one last courageous look of contempt before being beheaded.
- Kick the Dog: Little Gustaves goons murdering the Shaman and his family execution style. Say whatever you want about the movie but that moment will give anyone watery eyes.
- Mighty Roar: The giant reptile lets out a lion-like roar after devouring the Big Bad.
- Missing White Woman Syndrome: When Orlando Jones points out that the Crocodile is just like OJ: eating up a bunch of Africans, no one gives a fuck, kills one white lady, and they send the news crew.
- Never Smile at a Crocodile: The film centering around a real-life 20+ foot long crocodile named Gustave.
- Never Trust a Trailer: Notoriously used for the film, which is loosely based on the true story of man-eating crocodile Gustave. The trailer describes Gustave as a serial killer who has claimed more than 300 victims and remains at large. It completely omits the fact that it's a crocodile. The only mention of his non-human status is a brief line in the trailer where the narrator says "He's real, but he's not human" which can be interpreted in a variety of ways. A crocodile only flashes on screen for about a second.
- Police are Useless: The soldiers who are assigned to protect the crew? Are actually in Little Gustaves pocket. Most of them are as a matter of fact.
- Reptiles Are Abhorrent: And in a case of Humans Are Stupid, the movie stars SUV-sized "Serial killer" Gustave, whose large kill record is largely due to idiot fishermen and similarly idiot photographers and big-game hunters. However, it's at least more factually accurate than Lake Placid.
- Scenery Porn: Despite everything going on in Burundi with war, genocide, warlords and a killer crocodile, it still offers some very beautiful and exotic landscapes.
- Very Loosely Based on a True Story: The movie, while it deals with an actual, real-life giant crocodile (Gustave), exaggerates every other aspect of the events it claims to recount, from doubling his number of human kills, to depicting him seeking out and attacking entire groups of clearly defended humans (the real Gustave strikes at groups of three or fewer tourists, primarily when they are off-guard, and certainly when they lack shelter). And that's without mentioning the film's ads, which portray him as "the most prolific serial killer in history". On top of all that, it's a case of Never Trust a Trailer — Gustave only appears in brief stretches, and most of the film deals with a local civil war, with the croc relegated to the background for the most part.
- You Need a Breath Mint: Steven offers Jojo Tic-Tacs as a friendly gesture. He later tells Tim that he did it only because his breath was bad.