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Well, I'm King Fez. I've been a writer for a few years, and I credit TvTropes with teaching me about how to use tropes properly. I've long been the creative type, creating vast worlds for no reason other than I was bored.
Tropes that Describe Me:
- Authority in Name Only: Yes, I named myself King Fez. It's pretty much my handle anywhere I go: DeviantArt, Reddit,...
- Blind Without 'Em: Yeah, I need thick-ass glasses.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: It's my greatest weakness. I'd rather browse the net than do homework.
- College Radio: My unpaid job. WRKE-LP 100.3 FM Salem!
- The Insomniac: I don't sleep well.
- Major Injury Underreaction: I once went to high school with appendicitis. Thought it was some kind of cramp.
- Mega Crossover: My "specialty". For example, a Smash-esque game with my OCs, Fishy's OCs, and characters from Adventure Time, WWE, Team Fortress 2, Undertale, Steven Universe, Homestar Runner, and more!
- Schedule Slip: Happens a lot with my works. For an extreme example, I originally had TZW PPV 1 coming out on July 30, 2017. It didn't get finished and published until twenty months later, on April 7, 2019.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: I tend to swear a lot when writing off-the-cuff. It's common in my less family-friendly works.
- Unexpected Character: Also tends to happen with me, pretty much near always as a joke. For example, a stock car racing game featuring the humanized Rexy from The Scaly Raptor, as well as a humanized Tornado; or in the aforementioned fighter, Bubs as a Homestar rep, or not just having Ness and Lucas, but also Paula, Kumatora, and Ninten.
- Weird Crossover: Goes hand-in-hand with Mega Crossover above. For example, an episode of The Hollywood Squares, hosted by Homestar and Marzipan, with contestants Ladybug and Aleister Black, and celebrities The Miz, Parasoul, Strong Mad, Garnet, Trixie, Neil Cicierega, Asgore, Tom Servo, and Todd in the Shadows.
Things I'm Into
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Calvin & Hobbes: The Series: This is where I got the idea to start writing.
- NASCAR: Been a NASCAR fan all my life.
- Steven Universe
- Reddit: It's where I spend most of my time.
- Team Fortress 2: Another place where I spend most of my time.
- Game Grumps
- Two Best Friends Play
- Skullgirls
- Rammstein
- Homestar Runner
- Undertale
- Lucha Underground
- Epic Rap Battles of History
- Video Game Championship Wrestling
- Super Smash Bros.
- Jimquisition
- Wrestling With Wregret: I'm one of the repeat workers on that page.
- Grade A Under A: Also working on this page.
- WWE and NXT
- CGP Grey
- Pokémon Sun and Moon: Playing Sun for my first ever Pokemon playthrough.
- Metallica
- Queen
- Camp Camp
- UrinatingTree
- Defunctland
Series I've Created
- Cabin Bunch:
- Charms Dealer: A fighting game where every character's moveset boils down to "weapon + element". In this world, there exist magical trinkets known as "charms". When affixed to a weapon, these can transfer elemental properties to it... and the wielder. Characters include:
- Granite, from Brooklyn
- Alexa, from San Jose
- Rooker, from Tennessee
- Zephyr, from New Orleans
- Charlie, from France
- Paul, from Edmonton
- Blondie, from Chicago
- Dominic, from Miami
- Templar, from the Vatican
- Mark, from Parts Unknown
- Vince von Berg, from Manhattan
- and the final boss, the enigmatic Slav, Geiger.
- Find it here!
- Highway Mayhem: A racing game, in the style of the Cruis'n series, where you take your selection of a cast of mad drivers in their souped-up street cars on a race across the United States! Find it here!
- Brandon And Cain:
- Matty Fight: the aforementioned fighting game. Features Loads And Loads Of Characters, from video games, cartoons, anime, internet cartoons, newspaper comics, professional wrestling, and my brother and I's projects.
- Toon Zone Wrestling: A wrestling league made on WWE 2k16, but playing out on DeviantArt via text. Features a variety of characters from video games, cartoons, TV, YouTube, real life and my OCs. Witness: strange team-ups, like Chara and Eric Sparrow note or Dantomkia and Wii Fit Trainer note ! Behold: matchups like Dipper and Pat in an extreme-rules submission match, or Inkling and Sister America in a tournament semi-final for the right to face Garnet! Find it here!
- Fez Racing X8: the aforementioned stock car game, features, among others: Brandon, Mario, Steven, Finn, John Cena, Homestar, Rainbow, Frisk, Inkling, Tracer, Incineroar, Peacock, Markiplier, Firestorm, Matty, Steve Austin, Roxanne Regina, Captain Falcon, The Scout, and Hornet. Find it here!
- Fez Racing XX1: the sequel to the stock car game, adding new tracks and drivers, such as Drew McIntyre, Gloria, Crash, SpongeBob, Kirby, and Hangman Page. Find it here!
- Fez Racing 2X4: the third and final installment of the stock car game, adding more new tracks and drivers, including Seth Rollins, Boyfriend, Luz, MJF, Guy Fieri, Bad Bunny, Tails, and Angel Dust. Find it here!
- You Don't Know Jack KF '17 Edition: my take on the You Don't Know Jack series. Here, Cookie has stepped into a producer's role, and is leaving the hosting to various characters, including Pinkie Pie, Chris Jericho, and Markiplier.
- Giving Random Characters Stands: Not as much as series, but a recurring set of posts where I take the canon abilities of characters from various properties, like Steven, Marinette, The Medic, or Monika, and turn it into a stand. Other times, I'll take characters who don't have special abilities, like Matt Hardy or David, and given them stands based on their personalities and fanon perception. Find them here, with art!
Some of the Pokemon I've Caught (Sun)
- Current Team:
- El Tigre the Incineroar
- Agitha the Vikavolt
- Gaia (Tapu Lele)
- Spanish Fly the Fomantis
- Strong Mad the Buzzwole note
- Watterson the Smeargle note
- B+ Players:
- Budweiser the Mudsdale note
- Technus the Magnezone note
- Gulliver the Pelipper
- Mokujin the Mimikyu
- Ward Burton the Caterpie note
- X-Pac the Magikarp
- Amelia the Skarmory note
- Gin the Cottonee note
- Aslan the Solgaleo
- Krabby Patty the Crabombinable note
- Tetanus the Gumshoos
- Worker Ant 3 the Ledian
- Mine Turtle the Turtonator
- Starboy the Minior
- Fandango the Oricorio note
- Muffet the Ariados
- Venom the Nihilego
YDKJ KF ' 17 Episodes
Pinkie Episodes:
Markiplier episodes:
Bubblegum Episodes:
Strong Sad Episodes:
Cookie Episodes:
- Trees for /r/Trees note
- Handy No-Hands Towing
- Big Chip's Casino Buffet
- Crispy Timmy's Sunburnt Shirts
- 110% Juice
- Camp Campbell
- Biohazard Supply Co.
- The Loud Sock Emporium
- Bendy Bacon Soup
- 00s Douche Rock Hall of Fame
- Mr. Persnickety's Cleaning Formula
- Saxton Hale's Australian Tales
- Padre Giovanni's Pizza Basilica
- DDP Yoga
- Blue Öyster Cult Seafood Co.
- McWick's Candles for MEN
- WFLU 104.3 The Virus
- Backyard Hockey League Custom Facemasks
- Assy Park Hot Dino Girl Revue
- Pyro's Plush Palace
- LemonAid Car Wraps
- Ship T-Shirt Cargo Ship
- Insane Cow Dairy Asylum
- Dublin Drip Coffee Pub
- Quebecois Contras
- Porkrind's Emporium
Markiplier episodes:
- Dr. Krieger's Funtime Juice
- Alolan Tourism Board
- Cheat Commandos
- Rent-A-Moron
- Famous B Talent Management
- Not-A-Pen-Is Farming Equipment
- Grand Hotel Mettaton
- Gallop-Hornet Racing
- Mike's Hoppin' Shoe Shop
- Jimmy Hanson: Kid P.I.
- Dudleyville Furniture Outlet
- Long And Tall Boyes
- Ammo Knights
Bubblegum Episodes:
- Thot-B-Gone Body Spray
- Dapper Dane Tool Shine
- The Meme Field Guide
- Nuclear Surplus
- Frankie's Prison Décor
- Murals By Kurtzberg
- Rarity's Secret
- Peri.com Tech Repair
- Twirly Mustache Hipster Brewing
- Omega Gaming Tour
- Bob's Burgers
- Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
- Thornwolf's Blunder Years Boutique
Strong Sad Episodes:
- The In-Pool Pool Outlet
- Full Mouth: The Neil Cicierega Story
- Mommy's Hungover Child Silencers
- Dr. Shrunk's Mood Enhancers
- Gar's Bodega
- Chip Skylark Certified Toothpaste
- No Other Side Cooled Pillows
- Scottish Tickler Wool Condoms
- Sir Tim's Used Trebuchets
- The Dark Grey Market
- Pat's Salty Johns
- Spaceman Sam's Classical Planetarium
- Pink Dark Boy
Cookie Episodes:
- Señorita Tsuyu's note
- Rushed Businessman Breakfast Delivery
- Have A Nice Day! The Mick Foley Foundation
- Powerthirst
- Weather Mixtapes
- Escargot Express
- The Drunk Sport Warehouse
- XFL
- Joe Chin's Power Tools
- Stalker Supply Shack
- Lab 8 Orphan Fund
- Smarty Juice
- You Don't Know Jack: The Lost Gold
Giving Characters Stands
Here's the list of characters I've given stands to, in order.
- Vol. 1: Phantom Gem
- Vol. 2: Miracle Tendency
- Vol. 3: Stardust Campers
- Vol. 4: SOUL Is Unbreakable
- Vol. 5: Vento Otto
- Vol. 6: Pork Ocean
- Vol. 7: Innocent Sin
- Vol. 8: Elite Ball Run
- Vol. 9: Rubylion
- Vol. 10: Wicked Rune
- Vol. 11: My Hero Stand
- Vol. 12: The Golden Heart
- Daniel: Soothsayer
- Momo: Material Girl
- Iida: Thunder Box note
- Mugman: Kick In The Head
- Hangman Page: Big Iron
- Luka: Slither
- Pyrrha: Inside The Fire
- Lancer: Blue On Black
- Shigaraki: Spit Out The Bone
- Chie: Heart Of A Dragon
- Vol. 13: Fusion, Reqiuem, Feedback
- Steven: Rose's Requiem
- Marinette: Miraculous Requiem
- Adrien: Bad Moon Requiem
- Sardonyx: Sledgehammer
- Sugilite: Super Bass
- Opal: Glass Onion
- Stevonnie: TANK!
- Hawk Moth: Master Of Puppets Symphonic
- Soulless Kris: Year Zero
- Heartbroken Popuko: Mouth Silence
- Vol. 14: The Seige And Investiture of White Diamond's Castle On Homeworld
- Vol. 15: Die Koniglich note
- Parasoul: Reise Reise
- Ryuji: Keelhauled
- Futaba: Lateralus
- Red: Monster Mash
- Blue: The Stage
- Sterling Archer: Danger Zone
- Villager: Our House
- Bayley: Kids Aren't Alright
- Neo: Heart of Glass
- WALTER: Neuwelt note
- Vol. 16: HEROES Never Die
- Vol. 17: OOPS! All Villains!
Misc
- Halloween Costumes: I periodically do "Halloween special" collabs with my brother wherein our OCs go through standard Halloween-special fare, such as zombie uprisings or trick-or-treating. Here's some of our most recent:
- My characters:
- Brandon: Grunkle Stan Pines, Patrick Bateman, Vader
- Cain: Shawn Michaels, Otto Mann, Todd
- Kelvin: Dennis the Menace (UK), Bayou Billy
- Celsius: Mo-Larr, Eternian Dentist, The Sniper
- George: The Dilophosaurus, Henry, Charmander
- Lani: Remilia Scarlet
- Mike: Krusty The Klown, Bluto Blutarsky, Dr. Alan Grant
- Dave: Terrence, Vince Russo, The Shredder
- Max: Lucky Seven Sampson
- Dr. Krugenator: Mr. Foster, Sephiroth
- Kirana: Mileena
- His characters:
- Matty: Mr. Game&Watch, Professor Oak
- Sparky: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Milo
- MattyBo: Meatwad, Baloo
- Splitz: 2D, Sigmund Freud
- Spotz: Nicole Watterson, Lana Kane
- Green: Ms. Mowz, Poison Ivy
- Dotz: Eleven, Buttercup
- Alberto: Jotaro Kujo, Future Trunks
- Frank: Torbjorn, Pink Guy
- Rapida: Gary, Marzipan
- Dyscata: Enema Of The State
- My characters:
- Sponsor Jokes: When I do racing games, I tend to make jokes pairing a driver with a sponsor formerly associated with said number. This is for Fez Racing X8, and includes unlockable characters. Sponsor
- Frisk, #0: Frisk sitting at desktop computer next to a sign reading "BOOBY IS FORBODEN" Sponsor
- N. Gin, #00: Destroying a pizza box Sponsor
- Mario, #1: Replacing the oil in his kart Sponsor
- Luigi, #2: Surrounded by bottles of booze Sponsor
- Apple Bloom, #3: Wearing a pair of jeans on her hind legs Sponsor
- Louise Belcher, #03: Carrying a Coke machine into the restaurant Sponsor
- Rainbow Dash, #4: Taking a selfie with a disposable camera Sponsor
- Firestorm, #5: Eating cereal Sponsor
- Samurai Goroh, #05: Chewing tobacco Sponsor
- Twilight Sparkle, #6: Being very proud of an enlarged horn Sponsor
- Pico, #06: Delivering a load of ticking packages Sponsor
- Homestar, #7: Ordering from a shopping network Sponsor
- Captain Falcon, #07: Pulling over drunk drivers Sponsor
- Apollo, #8: Wearing a red bowtie on its flipper Sponsor
- Dexter, #9: Posing with some of the Hanna-Barbera characters Sponsor
- Kenny, #10: Washing bloody parkas Sponsor
- John Cena, #11: A "U Can't C Me" hat on an owl Sponsor
- Tracer, #12: Oiling up the chronal accelerator Sponsor
- Peacock, #13: Wearing a football helmet and yelling "LACES OUT!" Sponsor
- Steven, #14: Dressed like The Man Your Man Could Smell Like Sponsor
- Finn, #15: Shirtless and working on a car Sponsor
- Gumball, #16: The Wattersons on TV Guide Sponsor
- D.va, #19: Gremlin D.va surrounded by cans of Mountain Dew Sponsor
- Mrs. Arrow, #21: Refueling the Queen Meteor Sponsor
- Dipper, #22: Sitting atop a bulldozer Sponsor
- Adam Cole, #23: The Undisputed Era riding camels Sponsor
- Matty, #25: Holding a mug and twitching Sponsor
- Sparky, #27: Chasing a flock of chickens Sponsor
- Cuphead, #28: Cuphead shooting at a grimacing star Sponsor
- Black Shadow, #30: Beating up the "Running Man" Sponsor
- Tornado, #32: Eating a candy bar Sponsor
- Marinette, #33: Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a giant cowboy Sponsor
- Cain, #35: Lighting a joint with hot sauce Sponsor
- Lincoln, #38: Lincoln dressed as the red M&M Sponsor
- Inkling, #40: An ad for an 18+ Splatfest pitting gold against silver Sponsor
- Hornet, #41: Fighting Kumachan in Fighters Megamix Sponsor
- Spitfire, #43: Wearing a cowboy hat and sunglasses Sponsor
- The Scout, #44: A box of TF2-themed die-casts Sponsor
- Brandon, #45: Looking confusedly at a roll of candy Sponsor
- Bubs, #49: Yelling at a payphone in an orange wig Sponsor
- Rat, #51: Wearing an Exxon firesuit Sponsor
- Meowth, #52: Team Rocket relieving the pain after a long day Sponsor
- Markiplier, #60: Standing in front of animatronics Sponsor
- The Pyro, #68: Sipping lemonade in Pyroland Sponsor
- Danny, #69: Dan staring at the Pywackett Barchetta Sponsor
- Shane O' Mac, #70: Lying on a couch Sponsor
- Incineroar, #72: Starting a fireplace Sponsor
- Roman Reigns, #77: Polishing a hood Sponsor
- Achmed, #81: Playing guitar in front of lightning Sponsor
- Arnold, #88: Sweating green at the bat Sponsor
- Bowser, #90: Driving a garbage truck Sponsor
- Rexy, #93: Holding a gas pump Sponsor
- Papyrus, #95: Rubbing ointment on Mettaton Sponsor
- Red, #96: Red pulling Pikachu out of a Happy Meal Sponsor
- Stone Cold, #97: Driving a custom painted lawnmower Sponsor
- Woolie, #98: Picking a CRT over two flatscreens Sponsor
- Strong Bad, #99: Hooking Strong Sad up to a car battery Sponsor
- Johnny Joestar, #939: Meeting Phantom Blood-era Danny Sponsor
- Sponsor Jokes, for characters new to Fez Racing XX1:
- Jody Summer, #02: Hanging a Little Tree air freshener in the White Cat Sponsor
- Eric Cartman, #8: Running through a big-box store a la Casa Bonita Sponsor
- Drew McIntyre, #11: Kicking the top off a large bottle of Bud Sponsor
- SpongeBob SquarePants, #20: Fixing up the pineapple Sponsor
- Edge, #21: Climbing a ladder to hang up a Citgo sign Sponsor
- Kirby, #24: Painting a car as Paint Kirby Sponsor
- Crash Bandicoot, #29: Working on a kart Sponsor
- Hangman Page, #31: Building a bar Sponsor
- Bendy, #32: Washing ink off of a shirt Sponsor
- Gloria, #40: Drinking amidst snowy peaks Sponsor
- Buttercup, #46: Chasing after an ice cream-eating Professor Sponsor
- Dr. Eggman, #50: Eggman chasing Little Sweet with the Egg Robo Sponsor
- Kofi Kingston, #86: Doing sim racing on UpUpDownDown Sponsor
- Sonic, #91: Riding with Coconuts Sponsor
- Discord, #X: Messing with Luna while sleeping Sponsor
- Fez Racing XX1 DLC Sponsor Jokes
- Asuka, #94: Presenting a mist-covered Happy Meal Sponsor
- Deku, #01: Deku on a Hero Recruitment poster Sponsor
- Gavin Free, #75: Using various guns in slow-mo Sponsor
- Isabelle, #42: Isablle manning a switchboard Sponsor
- Rick Sanchez, #37: Defacing a Kmart as Rick-Mart Sponsor
- John Cena, #43: Working on one of his custom cars Sponsor
- Craig Williams, #17: Fixing up the creek Sponsor
- Yang Xiao Long, #47: Blake and Yang enjoying a drink together Sponsor
- Pom Pom, #96: Breaking ground on his new mansion Sponsor
- Hat Kid, #60: Switching from Time Pieces to electicity Sponsor
- Joakim Broden, #12S: Showering an audience with beer Sponsor
- Sparkplug, #300: Sparkplug praying at a Sprint Car altar Sponsor
- Ricky Bobby, #62: Wearing a chicken suit Sponsor
- Jon Moxley, #25: Taking out aggression on a car Sponsor
- Coco Bandicoot, #18: Testing with a car battery Sponsor
- Parasoul Renoir, #89: Wearing a firesuit in a Trinitist church Sponsor
- Waluigi, #2W: Proudly drinking, laughing at Luigi Sponsor
- Chell, #61: Building a car out of scraps Sponsor
- Plankton, #1/5: Talking to a dashboard Karen Sponsor
- Metal Mario, #-1: Oiling a car, staring daggers at Mario Sponsor
- Major League Scout, #$: Turning money into insulation Sponsor
- Metal Sonic, #Ω: Beating the shit out of Pepsiman Sponsor
- Jay White, #64: Slicing the brake lines on a car Sponsor
- Dr. Coyle, #23: Charging Helix with a car battery Sponsor
- Deathborn, #00: Brushing his teeth(?) pre-victory speech Sponsor
- Sponsor Jokes for characters new to Fez Racing 2X4
- Joker, #5: Eating cereal with Morgana Sponsor
- Boyfriend, #8: Boyfriend trying to buy booze Sponsor
- Seth Rollins, #11: Him and Becky packing boxes Sponsor
- Luz Noceda, #22: Working on the Owl House Sponsor
- MJF, #23: Max tossing a cigarette into the crowd Sponsor
- Bron Breakker, #26: Showing off a box of Breakker-O's Sponsor
- Florian, #40: Vacuuming off a Quaxly Sponsor
- Guy Fieri, #57: Guy, Hunter, and Ryder standing in the Grocery Sponsor
- Shingo Takagi, #72: Setting a fire for Inoki-san Sponsor
- Tina Belcher, #83: Putting together a kids' meal Sponsor
- Tails, #92: Working on a Hornet badnik Sponsor
- Bad Bunny, #94: Standing back-to-back with Mac Tonight Sponsor
- Butters, #97: Hiding in a plastic bin Sponsor
- Angel Dust, #XXX: Having imps work on the car Sponsor
- Speed Racer, #5:
- FR2X4 DLC Sponsor Jokes
- Garfield, #78: Sleeping in his bed with an "Aurora, CO" sticker on it Sponsor
- Peppino, #34:
- Arizona, #48:
- Cody Rhodes, #76: Fueling the bus to WrestleMania Sponsor
- Baba, #04: Dancing with the GEICO Gecko Sponsor
- Pablo Sanchez, #21:
- Pig, #55:
- Ren, #88: Showing off a SpumCo manufactured car Sponsor
- Wario, #00:
- Pinkie Pie, #10: Pinkie drinking chocolate rain Sponsor
- Anne, #66:
- Rooker, #73: Shocking himself into a ripped physique, much to MacKenzie's delight Sponsor
- Numbuh 2, #02:
- Dr. Cortex, #14C:
- Roger, #53: Roger wearing a Beetle persona Sponsor
- NFL Street Teams
- Inkblots: Pablo Sanchez, Balls Mahoney, Heavy Weapons, Strong Bad, Hunter Noceda, Stan Marsh, Katsuki Bakugo
- Snake Eyes: Achmed Khan, Karkat Vantas, Homestar Runner, Norbert Beaver, John Cena, Knuckles Echidna, Nelson Muntz
- Phantoms: Tony Delvecchio, Strong Mad, Wheeler Yuta, Gerald Johannsen, JUICE, Sonic Hedgehog, Izuku Midoriya
- Gamma Rays: Bobby Lashley, Pete Wheeler, Rigby, Guy Fieri, Zim, Nine, Clyde Donovan
Hey, go bug my brother, will ya?