Calculator: Are you kidding? Aren't you supposed to be badass?
Current: Look, I just got this electric gear. I ain't fighting those two. I'm out.
General: To die, Mansley. For our country.
Mansley: Screw our country! I wanna live!
Alfalfa: Yeah, uh... see ya!
Gawd knows we all 'ad reasons which were fair;
But other people might not judge 'em so—
And now it doesn't matter what they were.
"You should have thought before!" cried the sound bees, "Stay and see the dawn of your New Day."
Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.
Faith: Screw that! (walks out)
Buffy: Now why didn't I just say that?
Cigarette-Smoking Man: (smiles, shrugs) It's the final refuge! The last place to hide from those who are insidiously taking power now.
This much I know
I'm gone, I'm getting out
And all you suckers can watch me go
And I don't know where I'm going yet
But it's somewhere quite a ways from here, I'll bet.
I HOPE YOU ALL DIE OF GENITAL NECROSIS
Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? Was it the ashen wasteland? The bloodstained gates? Was it the screams of madmen or the stench of death? We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here, come the fuck on in!
Rifleman 1: My men got wounded and need a medic.
Bazookaman What?! Wait, wait. Wait a second. What do you mean with "my men?" Nobody selected you as leader! Nobody!
Rifleman 1: (shoots Bazookaman)
Commando: Ha! That's my boy! Come, we've got some important things to discuss.
Rifleman 2: What the...?! Screw this! I'm out! (Beat) This job sucks. Fuck you all... I'm going back to McDonald's. (walks off screen)
Akane: Good idea, I'll come with you.
Diabetus: Yeah, let's do it.
Slowbeef: Okay, in three... two... one... go.
DeceasedCrab: I'M DECEASED CRAB AND LET'S PLAY JACKIE CHAN'S ACTION KUNG FU!
Diabetus: No, fuck this.
Slowbeef: I can't; I'm sorry, no way.
Cheatsy: Wait for us!
Kooky: We're Kooping out too!
I quit! Back to the pizza store!
I quit! This is now and that was then!
I quit! I'll never go inside a pyramid again!
Luke: Like what?
Obi Wan: Like getting the hell outta here! (runs out of the room, then comes back) Nah, just kidding. Can you imagine if I was like that?
Fry: But won't that change history?
Professor Farnsworth: Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mister I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!
Jackie: Ancient proverb: Do not fight when you can run!