Sakaki: (blank stare)
Kagura: Huh? Don't tell me... you don't remember me?
Kagura: I... I see... Come on! We competed in the sports fest, the marathon and that other game we played. You know, the one with the ball. Don't you remember?
Sakaki: (blank stare)
Kagura: You don't remember? You really don't remember?
Kagura: ...WELL, ANYWAYS, WE'RE RIVALS! I'LL BE SEEIN' YA!
The Joker: I never kept count.
Batman: I did!
Joker: I know. And I love you for it.
Villain: Don't you remember me, Peter?
Spider-Man: I'm sorry, do I know you?
Villain: I am... Will o' the Wisp? We have fought... a pair of times?
Spider-Man: Oh, yes. And remind me, which were your powers...?
Villain: Are we really having this conversation? You really don't remember me, Peter?
The Punisher: I know you, pal?
Mook: Sure ya do, Castle. Fourth of July, 1993. You know us all, Frank. Next time you kill a man, you better look at his face.
Loki: (still reading his book) You will have to be more exacting than that.
Nightmare Paradox: Who?
Apple Pie: Yah... yah don't even know?
Nightmare Paradox: Silly pony, I don't pay attention to the unimportant NPCs. That's what notebooks are for! He was your coltfriend right?
Tigerstar: Wait, revenge for what?
Scourge: What!? You savagely assaulted me when I was a kit! You are partially responsible for making me the bloodthirsty psychopath I am today!
Tigerstar: I don't even know who you are. Do you honestly expect me to keep track of every single kit I've beaten to within an inch of its life?
Conan: You killed my mother! You killed my father! You killed my people! You took my father's sword!
Thulsa Doom: Ah. Must have been when I was younger.
Dread Pirate Roberts: It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
M. Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
Chun-Li: You don't remember?!
M. Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.
Sawyer: Just read it.
Cooper: "You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. And I know what you done. You had sex with my mother, and then you stole my dad's money all away, so he got angry and he killed my mother, and then he killed himself" blah blah blah blah. So what? Is this supposed to be you, you wrote this letter? Hey wait a second. Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?
Sawyer: Keep reading.
Cooper: Easy, easy, don't get all worked up. Look, I ran that con two dozen times. If your mother was one of the—
Sawyer: Mary. Her name was Mary.
Al Bundy: No.
Fat Woman: The one you insulted...?
Al Bundy: I'm sorry, ma'am, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Fat Woman: You made fun of my weight! You called me a giant seal!
Al Bundy: Well, let's see, I had four elephants; uh, I had a... rhino, wanted some flip-flops; had a manatee... nuh, nuh, don't remember any seals. Could you jog my memory? You know "jog?" It's that what you do when the ice cream truck is pulling out.
Gul Darhe'el note : What you call genocide, I call a day's work.
London: So? I can have my party whenever I want.
Maddie: I seem to recall, for your actual birthday, you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that?
Wee-Bey: You remember LaDonte? Burner from over in the Poe Homes, finally caught him over in the parking lot after school?
Avon: We did that?
Wee-Bey: Tilghman is LaDonte's cousin or some such. He found out I ate the charge for killing him, now he busting my chops.
Avon: LaDonte? (shakes head) I can't even remember that one. Need a scorecard to keep up with your lethal ass.
Ark Ghoul: I have killed many, and your father may have been among them. But if I did slay him, his death was so unremarkable that I have no memory of it.
Dumas: Ellen? That name doesn't ring a bell...
Lucian: Don't tell me you don't remember her!
Dumas: Remember? Tell me something, boy... do you recall the name of every cow, chicken, and pig you've ever eaten?
Lucian: ! Dumaaaaaaaas!!
Jill: ...My father died because of you. He tried so hard... to prove he was a loyal citizen of Daein. And you never recognized his efforts. Not even once.
Ashnard: Are you complaining to me? Come back some other time. I'm busy.
Jill: Answer me! My father was General Shiharam! Why did he have to die?
Ashnard: Eh? Who are you talking about? The name is unfamiliar... I don't think we ever had such a general.
Ashnard: This is a waste of time. Leave my sight at once.
Jill: ...Ashnard... Ashnard!! ASHNARD!! I... will never forgive you! NEVER!!!
Scout: If I'm honest? Feels like a Saturday.
Remilia Scarlet: Do you remember how many times you've eaten bread?
Marisa: Thirteen. I prefer Japanese food.
Aiden Pearce: You're a smart man. You should know when you're beaten. (beat) That hit you ordered. My niece died in that car. A six year old girl.
Lucky Quinn: Ohh... Is this what all the fuss is about? (Aiden gets restrained by Lucky’s guards) You must forgive me. So many people come to me with their little problems. (chuckles) It’s hard to keep track sometimes! (chuckles as he exits the door)
von Karma: You...! (Beat) How do you know my real name?
von Karma: Have we met?
Maya: W-w-what are you saying!? We see each other every day, don't we? We're Miles Edgeworth's defense team!
von Karma: Defense team? Ahem. I beg your pardon, you see, I rarely remember defense attorneys. They are like bugs to me. Needless things, to be crushed.
Black Mage: Gonna have to be more specific.
Sarda: After you broke his mind with a glimpse into the dread lattice of black magic, you killed his foster family. Then his other foster family. Then you destroyed his orphanage.
Black Mage: Like, was this recently? Last week? Month? Help a guy out, will ya'?
Roy: I am your worst nightmare! I am the personification of all your evil deeds come back to haunt you! My name is Roy Greenhilt!
Xykon: I'm sorry?
Roy: Greenhilt. That's my name.
Xykon: No, I get that. It's just... huh?
Roy: My dad was Eugene Greenhilt.
Roy: Eugene Greenhilt. Wizard. Dark skin, beard, wore green robes?
Xykon: I got nothing.
Roy: You killed his master in front of him??
Xykon: Oh please, do you have any idea how many people I've killed in front of their loved ones? Could you narrow it down?
Roy: Grrrr. His master's name was Fyron. He was a wizard who lived in Cliffport. You needed some sort of magical doodad that he owned, so you killed him and his son in cold blood.
Xykon: Hmmmm... more specific.
The Monster in the Darkness: You killed more than one guy named Fyron in Clifport?
Xykon: Five, actually.
Roy: Gah! It was forty years ago!
Xykon: More specific.
Roy: In the Spring?
Xykon: More specific.
Roy: On a Wednesday?
Xykon: Oh! Right! Now I remember. Because it was laundry night and I had trouble getting the blood out of my robes.
Roy: Oh, that is IT!!
Roy: Yeah, damn straight you know who I am.
Xykon: You're that guy! The one who kept getting pissed off at me for not remembering... something.
Roy: GODDAMN IT!
Thog: actually, thog hazy on that. did thog kill them off-panel?
Roy: "Hazy??" Bad news for you, then. Bad guys not remembering their evil deeds is something of a pet peeve of mine.
Chris: I think he honestly doesn't remember. I mean, you get the feeling that Bison has killed a lot of people's fathers over the years. Also, Ming-Na Wen's reaction is almost as good as the line itself. She just stands there goggling in pure disbelief.
Joe Flacco: Brandon Weeden just calls that "Sunday"
JP: Oh, that's such a gotcha question.
?????: We were married, asshole.
JP: Gonna need you to be more specific.
?????: For nine years!
JP: You're describing like, thirty women.
?????: You said we were soul mates.
JP: I said more specific.
?????: You eloped with my adopted daughter, got bored with her, and sold her to a brothel in Malaysia!
Amy: I'M AMY!
JP: Damnit! 50/50 chance.
Doctor Mother: You can’t have any successes without failures. There was nothing of use in your case, nothing memorable but your durability, but it was one formula we could rule out.
Batman: ...You really want to know?
Batman: (dramatic entrance) You killed my father.
Blight: ...Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?!
Terri Lee: (present) This is something you have trouble remembering?
Spider-Man: Hey, I hear that kinda thing... two, three times a week!