Haiku / But for Me, It Was Tuesday

Me? Complete Monster?
Moral Event Horizons
are teatime for me.

What I did that day
You call it a tragedy
I call it Tuesday.

You shall remember
That you had killed my father
When you meet in hell.

"Who the heck are you?"
"You killed my father!"
"Oh! Which one are you?"
The Dread Gazebo