History Quotes / ButForMeItWasTuesday

21st May '17 11:02:39 AM kazokuhouou
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->'''Zexion:''' You going to pick up ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIV''?\\
'''Axel:''' Why would I possibly want to play a cheap simulation? What would you call shooting a rocket launcher while driving a fire truck?\\
'''Zexion:''' An exciting and controversial video game.\\
'''Axel:''' I call it ''shit I did last Tuesday''!
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort''
17th May '17 12:34:49 AM Nintendoman01
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->'''Cosmo''': My entire family and nearly my whole species is gone. Tsali's life has been ruined, and this galaxy has come to the brink of annihilation. And who can we blame for it all? You ordered the deaths of Tsali's family, as the beginning of your plot, and then you engineered a ware with the Seedrians as well. Trillions are dead now thanks to you!\\
[''[[{{Satan}} Maledict]] says nothing'']\\
'''Cosmo''': Don't you just ''stare'' at me! Admit what you have done! Say to all of your troops who the real beginner of this so called rebellion is!\\
'''Maledict''': [''smiles''] I'm sorry, Cosmo... but for me, it was just another day. [''cue horrified gasps from Cosmo and her friends and comrades'']\\
'''Sonic''': What are you talking about?\\
'''Maledict''': Do you know what I have seen in my immortal lifetime? I have watched the Big Bang scatter all the matter through the canvas of creation. I have seen whole galaxies collapse into oblivion. I have watched time itself expand and shrink in its eternity. I have seen countless civilizations rise and fall. And you think you are unique in your suffering?
-->--''FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos''
11th May '17 3:52:18 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->'''[[GuileHero Alex]]:''' You know this guy?
->'''[[WhiteMage Anne]]:''' So do you. He tried to kill you.
->'''Alex:''' Doesn't narrow it down much.
->'''Anne:''' As in, more than once.
->'''Alex:''' [[ButtMonkey You're going to have to be more specific]].
->'''Anne:''' Three years ago.
->'''Alex:''' More specific.
->'''Anne:''' In the summer.
->'''Alex:''' More specific.
->'''Anne:''' Oh come on, [[LampshadeHanging your memory's not]] ''[[LampshadeHanging that]]'' [[LampshadeHanging bad]].
-->--''[[Literature/AlexVerus Bound]]''
7th Apr '17 9:42:35 PM dalek955
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->'''Leif:''' Do you know why we are here, thunder god?\\
'''Thor:''' I care not!\\
'''Leif:''' That is precisely why we are here. You are a careless, thoughtless god [[DesignatedHero wrapped in protective myths of goodness.]] You are a slayer of innocents. You killed my family a thousand years ago and dared me to become a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]]. You probably do not even remember, do you?\\
'''Thor:''' No. Why should I remember a moment's amusement from a thousand years ago?
-->-- ''Literature/IronDruidChronicles''



->'''Jacob:''' Then tell them that if I don't find the [[{{Mutant}} genetic deviant]] I'm after, I have orders to [[FinalSolution kill every man, woman, and child in this county.]]\\
'''Security Guy:''' There are ten thousand people in North Harbor!\\
'''Jacob:''' Bigger than Yangju, not as big as Oslo.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GenocideMan''
14th Mar '17 7:41:03 PM Luigifan
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-->-- ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'' [[labelnote:*]]For reference, [[spoiler:Poison Apple]] is Apple Pie's [[spoiler:identical twin sister]][[/labelnote]]

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-->-- ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'' [[labelnote:*]]For reference, [[spoiler:Poison Apple]] is Apple Pie's [[spoiler:identical twin sister]][[/labelnote]]
sister]].[[/labelnote]]



->'''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''' Drug bust.
->'''Chief Judge''' You look like you've been through it.
->'''Judge Dredd''' Perps were... uncooperative.
-->-- ''Film/Dredd''

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->'''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''' ->'''ComicBook/JudgeDredd:''' Drug bust.
->'''Chief Judge''' Judge:''' You look like you've been through it.
->'''Judge Dredd''' Dredd:''' Perps were... uncooperative.
-->-- ''Film/Dredd''''Film/{{Dredd}}''



->'''Jacob:''' Then tell them that if I don't find the [[{{Mutant}} genetic deviant]] I'm after, I have orders to [[FinalSolution kill every man, woman and child in this county.]]\\

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->'''Jacob:''' Then tell them that if I don't find the [[{{Mutant}} genetic deviant]] I'm after, I have orders to [[FinalSolution kill every man, woman woman, and child in this county.]]\\



->'''Sveta''': I want my ''name,'' Doctor. Not even my old name, from before you wiped my memory. Tell me the name you gave me, after you sent me to the fourth floor. Because you do that for the ones you think are worth studying, right? Or tell me the name I took after you released me into the wild, as some kind of ''smokescreen'' for [[spoiler: Scion]]. It starts with S, if that helps. You wipe our memories when you send us down to the third floor, Shamrock told us, so I just had a number for a while. Tell me you remember my ''number,'' even. Tell me that what you did to me had ''some'' merit, that you did all this for some purpose, and turning me into a killer with a triple-digit body count mattered enough for you to ''remember!''\\

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->'''Sveta''': I want my ''name,'' Doctor. Not even my old name, from before you wiped my memory. Tell me the name you gave me, after you sent me to the fourth floor. Because you do that for the ones you think are worth studying, right? Or tell me the name I took after you released me into the wild, as some kind of ''smokescreen'' for [[spoiler: Scion]].[[spoiler:Scion]]. It starts with S, if that helps. You wipe our memories when you send us down to the third floor, Shamrock told us, so I just had a number for a while. Tell me you remember my ''number,'' even. Tell me that what you did to me had ''some'' merit, that you did all this for some purpose, and turning me into a killer with a triple-digit body count mattered enough for you to ''remember!''\\
13th Mar '17 11:55:00 AM Silverblade2
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'''Batman:''' [[GenreSavvy ...Too bad, that's all you get.]]

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'''Batman:''' [[GenreSavvy ...'''Batman:''' ...Too bad, that's all you get.]]
7th Mar '17 9:00:41 PM GGCrono
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->'''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''' Drugs bust.

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->'''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''' Drugs Drug bust.



->'''Judge Dredd''' Perps were...uncooperative.

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->'''Judge Dredd''' Perps were... uncooperative.



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse
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6th Mar '17 7:25:30 PM hectogon
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-->-- ''Film/Dredd2012''

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-->-- ''Film/Dredd2012''''Film/Dredd''
6th Mar '17 7:25:01 PM hectogon
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->'''Chief Judge:''' When I heard you called in a 10-24, I thought I'd better come out here myself. So, what happened in there?
->'''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''' Drugs bust.
->'''Chief Judge''' You look like you've been through it.
->'''Judge Dredd''' Perps were...uncooperative.
-->-- ''Film/Dredd2012''
24th Feb '17 8:50:02 AM Discar
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->"All these things you've done, all the energy spent, the hatred, and you know what the funny thing about it is? [[UnknownRival I have no idea who the hell you are]]. I've been on hundreds of missions in my time. This one you're so obsessed about? I was sent to retrieve an object. And being honest, ''I don't even remember what it was''! As far as am concerned, you're just another RedShirt like so many others who have tried unsuccessfully to stop me from saving the world. Cause that's what I do. So... cool origin story, bro, but this means ''nothing'' to me."
-->--'''Phil Coulson''' to '''the Superior''', ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''

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->"All ->''"All these things you've done, all the energy spent, the hatred, and you know what the funny thing about it is? [[UnknownRival I have no idea who the hell you are]]. I've been on hundreds of missions in my time. This one you're so obsessed about? I was sent to retrieve an object. And If I'm being honest, ''I I don't even remember what it was''! was. As far as am I'm concerned, you're just another RedShirt redshirt, like so many others others, who have tried unsuccessfully to stop me from saving the world. Cause 'Cause that's what I do. So... cool So. Cool origin story, bro, but bro. But this means ''nothing'' '''nothing''' to me."
-->--'''Phil
''"
-->-- '''Phil
Coulson''' to '''the Superior''', ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''
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