Groin Attack: Fan Fiction
Played for ComedyAlvin and the Chipmunks
- In Avan An The Chipmunks: The Second Squeakuel, Ian Hawk gets his penis bitten off in the original version.
- Referenced in Calvin and Hobbes: The Series:
Hobbes: That bark. It's like someone is repeatedly kicking Aaron Neville in the business.
- A Shadow Of The Titans: While they're beating the crap out of the depowered Mumbo for what he put them through, Jade suggests this approach to Starfire.
- Jade herself later performs one of these on the Master of Games when she and Raven are fighting him at the end of the Tournament of Villainesses.
- In Shinji and Warhammer 40k, Shinji mentally complains he can't kick Gendo in the teeth because he's too tall, resulting in his mental Farseer giving him some sage advice:
Farseer: How is that a problem? Remember, plan sequentially. Kick him in the shin, first, and when he lifts his leg to rub it, you may punch him in the genitals. THEN when he's kneeling is WHEN you may kick him in the teeth.
- In Origin Story, Alex Harris manages to land several brutal kicks on Ragnarok's crotch, and finishes him off with a swing to the jaw with his own hammer.
- In The Bridge, Sonata Dusk manages to defeat a human form Monster X by hitting him in the groin with a fence post. Since he had never been human before, he didn't think to guard it. He staggers around complaining about humans having such a pathetic weak spot.
- In 3 Slytherin Marauders when Rosemerta's Jerk Ass ex-fiancé shows up and threatens Harry Potter, she hits her ex with a hex that'll "tie his penis in a knot."
- From A Black Comedy while arresting Lucius Malfoy:
[James Potter] accidentally kicked Lucius in the balls eight times as he stood up with the man's wand.
- In Empire when Snape is teaching Harry etiquette of the wizarding world it's related that the appropriate way of meeting and greeting harpies is to leap around on one leg so that they'll laugh and forget to castrate the male wizard greeting them.
- Ladies, and Gentlemen, an INVERSION! The groinsaw from Thirty Hs.
- In the new timeline of In This World and the Next, Ron suffers a Groin Attack by troll that leads to him becoming a girl. This will apparently stop him from becoming a rapist.
- In Lucky Harry freak accidents cause groin injuries to Snape and Draco Malfoy, thanks to Harry's phenomenally good luck.
- In Queen Of All Oni, when the Oni-possessed Captain Black punches at Viper, he narrowly misses, but BURIES his fist in concrete, and ends up tearing out some of her hair. In response, she uses brass knuckles to hit him in the groin, saying "That's what hair pullers get.''
- Project Gethinator had geth carrying a specific model of shotgun that was recalled, due to it having the unfortunate tendency to, in very rare circumstances, eject a round into the wielder's crotch.
- In the Pony POV Series, Shining Armor receives a pretty brutal one from General-Admiral Makarov (the Big Bad of his arc) during their fight. It involved Makarov's antlers and had enough force to throw him into the air. Fortunately, Shining had armor protecting him, but still took a hard enough hit to disable him for a time and leave bruising. While played for drama at the time (since Makarov IS trying to kill him), the bruising is played for laughs later on, when Minuette is helping a doctor patch him up and seems a little TOO interested in checking the damage.
- In Six Brides for Two Sisters, Shining Armor mentions how Cadance has the strength of an earth pony and "shouldn't kick a pony there unless you're absolutely sure," heavily implying this.
- Shining Armor can't catch a break and in Stallions of Harmony Verse gets one from Rainbow Dash, after tackling her into bushes in attempt to hide her from Blueblood. The way it looked, she was fully justified in treating him like a molester.
- In Kitsune no Ken: Fist of the Fox, Suigetsu makes an attempt to hit Naruto in the head with a baseball during their physical education period at school. Naruto's response? He hits Suigetsu's very next pitch back at Suigetsu and straight into his nuts. Cue Share the Male Pain from every guy in the vicinity.
Suigetsu: (in pain) I can't feel my mini-me...
- In Naruto: the Secret Songs of the Ninja Sakura uses this as a highly effective threat while interrogating an enemy:
Tsuneo: Besides, you may not think much of me, but I’m a ninja of Iwagakure too. So go ahead and do your worst! There's nothing you can do to make me talk!Sakura: I'll cut off your balls.Tsuneo: I'LL TALK!
- RWBY Reckoning has this occurring to Darrel in spades in the early chapters. One comes from a tree, another from Weissnote , and a very narrow miss from the Giant Nevermore.
- In Sailor Moon Princess, after a wild party, the girls search through Mamoru's laptop only to find erotic picture of them on there, so when he enters the room, both Rei and Makoto kick Mamoru's groin in anger. However, they later find out that it was really Haruka's laptop.....
- In the story Do Your Best Kogasa-chan!! by Warugaki (sk-ii), Youmu delivers an epic nutcracker to Youki, enough to make him Give Up The Ghost. Note that he is already a ghost.
- One page from Yukari’s Diet Journal ~ Kourindou Suffering Chapter turns out to certainly live up to the comic's name. "Taboo ~ One-Way Ticket" indeed.
- Udongein vs Remilia by Imizu features a female on female version where Remilia goes strait for Reisen's crotch, calling it out all the while. And then just to make sure, she follows up with a kanchou.
Remilia: "Scarlet-Ryuu Martial Arts ~ Forbidden Kick: Local Crush!"
Played for DramaAvatar The Last Airbender
- Guide Me Home; during a sparring match, Hakoda pins Ursa against a wall and accidentally touches her burn scar. Ursa panics, Groin Attack ensues and Ursa is completely mortified afterwards. Yes, that is an actual tear jerker example of this trope.
- In The Crow Phoenix Rising this is how Harry Potter kills Fenrir Greyback.
- In the third chapter of Mass Foundations: Redemption in the Stars, a Blue Suns Centurion attempts this on the Courier, but he dodges it due to his close-combat experience in Mojave. This also gets her off-balance and lets the Courier capture her.
- In the Lois Busts Again, a sequel to Lois Busts Superman below, Lois Lane did this to The Hulk and even get pregnant of their child after she raped him.
- Lois Busts Superman, not only Lois Lane busts Superman's groin multiple times after weaken him with Kryptonite disguised in her heels, but she also raped him.
- The Seed of Batman, where Batman suffers multiple doses of Groin Attack, blowjob, handjob, etc. For huge doses of humiliation, those who give him this are prostitutes, whose boyfriends (or pimps) have been imprisoned by Batman so they want to take Revenge by humiliating him. In Chapter 3, Candace and a henchwoman take it further by raping him while framing him as if it was Batman who raped them.
- In Ah,Nuts!, John and Roy tangle with a druggie who turns violent and directs his anger at John, biting him in the groin. He yelled that he hoped he bit it off, but John escaped with a wound on his thigh and scrotum that Dr. Brackett had to suture at Rampart. He is embarrassed, but Roy reassures him that he really had nothing to be ashamed of, and that the guy was awful for wanting to permanently disfigure him.
- The One You Least Expect, John gets this along with Chained to a Bed, by an abusive girlfriend.
- In The Birthday Present, Bellatrix Lestrange tortures Snape with a Cruciatus curse to the groin area, which leaves him impotent.
- In Blinded By Their Hatred Ron and Hermione attempt a botched castration curse on Harry.
- In Cub Ron tries to pull ex-girlfriend Hermione into an alcove and when he turns around to talk to Draco Malfoy she kicks Ron in the balls.
- In the opening scene of Mirrored, Voldemort demands that Harry kneel before him or he will kill Ron and Hermione. Harry complies but takes this opportunity to punch him in the balls. Ron decides that was the most awesome thing ever (and won't shut up about it) while Hermione cautions that this will no doubt have repercussions seeing as Voldemort was only out to kill him before.
- In More Important Than Any Broomstick Hermione is cornered by a Viktor Krum who won't take no for an answer and gives him a charm-enhanced knee in the crotch.
- In Paradise Lost Harry threatens Viktor Krum with this when he starts dating Hermione and he gives him the If You Ever Do Anything to Hurt Her... speech:
Harry: Hello, Krum. While I know that I'm probably going out of bounds with this, but I just wanted to let you know that Hermione is my best mate—she's like a sister to me. So if you hurt her in any way, I'll not only hex your balls off, but I'll also make the rest of your life a living hell. Just so you know—for future reference.
- In Souls Abound Millicent Bulstrode kicks her father in the crotch when he tries persuading her to let Voldemort's spirit possess her body.
- In Unconventional Harry Ginny hits Draco Malfoy in the crotch with the bag containing Harry's Triwizard Tournament winnings.
- Xerosis introduces "Execo!" the castration curse.
- In ''Simplicity Draco Malfoy accosts Daphne Greengrass and she cats a freezing spell on his genitals.
- Hivefled; multiple instances happened, worse were threatened.
"If you step too much out of line, I'm going to cut it off."
- Jakayrta's more violent interpretation of The Land Before Time, Land Before Time: Twilight Valley has a decent amount of groin attacks along with other dirty tricks. Everything under here is in the category.
- This is lampshaded by Deimos's statement: "The final tenet is fight dirty. This isn't a duel nor is it a time to be fair. Gouge your opponent's eyes, gang up on one opponent, use groin attacks, whatever it takes it defeat your opponent."
- One chapter has an enemy dinosaur bound to a tree and beaten severely, including several kicks to the groin.
- Another chapter has Ducky's mother, armed with twin sticks disable another dinosaur by striking his weapon arm with one stick, tripping him, then kicking him in crotch.
- The most brutal groin attack in this story involved a dinosaur kneeing his enemy in the groin, ripping out one of his opponent's eyes, tripping his opponent and almost literally ripping his opponent's head off.
- They're reptiles. How does that even work?
- Research be damned! It's too much of a good story to let facts get in the way.
- In The Legend of Spyro: A New Dawn, Cyros kicks her younger brother Pyros in the groin, then stomps on him there when he says she'll lose a bet, one of her Berserk Buttons. She does it again in the final battle between them to gain the upper hand in their fight.
- In The Life And Times Of A Winning Pony, this is taken more seriously than most examples when Cloud Kicker delivered a nasty blow to Rainbow Dash's groin, resulting in her nearly bleeding to death. The incident was probably also a major factor in Rainbow Dash's asexuality
- In The Chase is one of the examples where this happens to a female. Berry breaks the 'peace' between House Avarice and Clan Pickled when she justly delivers a beating upon Primrose Propers. She also ensures no more foals will be born to such an undeserving mare.
- In the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf novel, Smurfette gives one to Hefty for his saying that Empath couldn't possibly feel a thing for her, with her retort being that Empath would feel more for her in his heart than he would in his private area (insinuating that is how Hefty feels for Smurfette).
- In Chapter 12 of An Unexpected Child, Bruce actually punches Alice in the dick, causing her to fall over and knock down a pillar, which then falls on part of the circus audience and crushes them to death.