Funny / Jack Duripper

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[YTP] Eren's Endless Attack on Titans

• Eren's flying strike against one Titan fails when the Titan bites off Eren's left leg. Cue Eren screaming "My leg!" and repeatedly rolling onto the roofs of multiple houses, set to "Ridin'" and "Rollin'". When he stops moving, the "Wasted" sound effect is played over his unconscious body.
• When Eren ends up inside a Titan's digestive fluids, he screams "DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" near a wrecked Statue of Liberty.
• How does Eren transform into a Titan for the second time? Turning the Omnitrix dial towards the Attack Titan setting and slamming down on it.

[YTP] Jojo's Bazaar Adventures Episode 1

• When Dario and his wife come across the Joestars' wrecked carriage, Logan Paul is seen with them for obvious reasons.
• Dario Brando finds George Joestar's case in the carriage wreckage. Inside is a DVD of The Mask. He ends up describing the film as an "evil-lookin' thing" and that it "won't fetch [him] nothing".
• Just before Dario throws his wine bottle at his son, Dio Brando, the scene suddenly freeze-frames and the "To Be Continued" arrow appears. Also:
  Dario: If you can dodge BOOZE, you can dodge a ball.
• "Some-BODY once told me ZA WARUDO is gonna ROAD ROLL me!"
• Dio introduces himself to Jonathan Joestar's dog, Danny, in a... civilised way. What's even funnier is that the dog never ran towards Dio in the first place; he only ran in circles.
  Jonathan: He's my dog as well as my steadfast companion.
  Dio: MY GOD, IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
  Jonathan: NANI?
  [Cue Dio kneeing Danny in the face, with the sound effects of Kenshiro's pressure point attack.]
• The entire TF2 bit:
  Spy: Our first dying wish is Jotaro's. It's... drawing a picture of himself having sexual congress with a dolphin.
  Jotaro: YES! YES! YES! YES!
  Kakyoin!Soldier: You did not read mine!
  Spy: (Sigh) Does it say you want Jotaro's mother?
  Kakyoin!Soldier: Yes!
  • "Oh Danny, I know you will always be my friend, no matter what Dio does."
  Dio: (Hiding behind bushes) Are you sure about that?
  • Erina Pendolton has some choice words when Dio boasts over stealing her Sacred First Kiss.
  Dio: You thought your first kiss would be JoJo, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
  Erina: OH MY GOD!
• Jonathan's beatdown of Dio with Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs has the "ORA ORA ORA ORA" sound effect instead. Funnily enough, "ORA" was originally Jonathan's battlecry.

[YTP] The Phantom Menacing

• The opening has plenty of gems:
  • The manga pages showcasing each JoJo are replaced with the Torture Dance, Josuke getting attacked by Enigma, the Koichi pose, Avdol magnet-humping Joseph, "KONO DIO DA", Rubber Soul!Kakyoin's "rero rero" face, Killer Queen's "Bites the Dust" bomb, OVA Babyface Koichi and Tequila Joseph.
  • After Dio gets shot by the police, the shard that falls shows another Ho Yay moment from Joseph and Avdol's battle with Mariah.
  • ♫ SONO CHEETO SODOMY! ♫. Followed by an image of Stroheim with a Cheeto on his groin.
  • Bruce the shark sniffing the blood from Dio's mask.
• Jonathan's run in the rugby game is compared to Joseph Joestar's "all or nothing" strategy.
• Robert E.O. Speedwagon boasts to Jonathan that he will "mince him right finely, with a tip of the hat". However he accidentally cuts off his left index finger with a scream not long afterwards.
• Additionally in one shot, Speedwagon's flanked by Mario wearing Cappy, Oddjob and Kung Lao. Must be something about hat-throwers, eh?
• Dio plants a headcrab on a vagrant that turns him into a vampire. Or rather, the headcrab falls off revealing the vagrant now has the baby-like chubby face of OVA Koichi.
• As Dio is having his blood sucked by a vampire vagrant during the early sunrise, this happens.
  Vagrant: (as he's succing Dio) WHY SIP... WHEN YOU CAN... SUCC.
  Dio: MUST MY LAST SIGHT ON EARTH BE THIS DAMNABLE SUNRISE?
  bill wurtz: ♫ No. ♫
  Vagrant: Why?
  bill wurtz: ♫ the sun is a deadly lazer. ♫
  Vagrant: (While turning to dust) Okay.
• Dio asks why it's so bloody dark. Not the Joestar Mansion, but Taxi Driver.
• The "Even Speedwagon is afraid!" meme was acknowledged!
• Dio attempts to attack an armed Jonathan from above.
  Jonathan: It's over! (Spins his spear to aim at Dio) I have the high ground!
  [The scene flips upside down, with Dio at the bottom and Jonathan at the top.]
  Jonathan: From a certain point of view.
  Speedwagon: That's not how the high ground works!
  [The spear is bent onto Jonathan's right shoulder, who screams in pain.]
• Will Antonio Zeppeli introduces him to Jonathan by using his pinky to stab Jonathan, yelling "SHINEI, JOJO!"^Translation "Die, JoJo!" in Japanese.. Cue Jonathan flying towards a water tank, with Joseph Joestar noticing.
• Zeppeli, Jonathan and Speedwagon face off against Jack the Ripper in a tunnel. Zeppeli advises Jonathan to think like the enemy in order to beat him, saying out loud that the three can escape into the sunlight if Jack the Ripper doesn't block the tunnel's entrances.
  Jack the Ripper: Good idea!
  [Jack the Ripper throws the carriage towards the tunnel's entrance, sending debris down to block any chance of escape.]
  Speedwagon: Just as I predicted! Zeppeli, you dumbarse!
• Zeppeli is very fond of his wine, so he threatens Jonathan if the latter accidentally spills it. Three times.
  "If even one drop of that vino goes to waste... I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
  • The first time, Zeppeli's eyes go red to make his point clear.
  • The second time, Zeppeli was long dead, so after stating as such, his zombified Raised Hand of Survival emerges from the ground, all while his line is distorted.
  • For the final time, he alters the last part of his line, accounting the fact that Jonathan is already dead, now going like this: "If even one drop of that vino goes to waste... SUCK MY COCK! I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!". And he says this just before he blows up the ship with Jonathan's corpse onboard.
• Dire tries to take down Dio, seemingly with a Diving Kick.
  [Dio grabs Dire's feet, but Dire stretches out both of his feet, leaving Dio's hands outstretched and his body open for an attack.]
  Dire: You fell for it, didn't you, you fool? (Crosses his hands and activates his Hamon) THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
  Speedwagon: Uncanny! In crossing his arms, he protec but he also attac! An incredible strategy!
  Straizo: No fighter has ever been able to escape this move!
  [Cut to an earlier scene with Dire doing an almost identical attack to Jonathan, with text reading "Literally last episode"]
  Dire: THUNDER SPLIT ATTACK!
  [Jonathan headbutts Dire, sending the latter flying.]
  Dire: No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!
  Dio: You fool. You merely adopted the THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
  [Cut to another earlier scene after Dio had kissed Erina, who crossed his hands in the same pose Dire did just now.]
  Dio: I was born in it! (Freezes Dire, leaving only his head intact) Tonight's forecast: a freeze is coming!
  Dire: I cant-I can't move!
  Jonathan: CHRIST!
  Dio: You imbecile! You dare think you can finger me!
  [Cut to two Victorian brats watching this with glee.]
  Brat 1: Give her the what for!
  Dio: Let's break the ice.
  [Dio breaks Dire into icy pieces with his bare hands, all while the latter screams.]
  Brat 1: The trouble I'd get into if I were as brave as Dio! He just does what he wants, devil may care!

[YTP] Bottle Tendency

• How Joseph introduces himself to Smokey: "Joestar - Joseph Joestar." Cut to a Bond Gun Barrel, with Joseph replacing the Trope Namer.
• The flashback of Joseph saving Speedwagon from terrorists on his plane has this added:
  Terrorist: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
  Joseph: (Suddenly wears Bane's mask) Crashing this plane... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
  [Joseph then shoots Hamon into the pilot, which cuts to a shot of the plane flying off-screen and crashing. When it does, text appears, reading "Insert edgy 9/11 joke here cause every plane crash in an uncreative YTP has one".]
• Straizo's last words? "Oh no, I'm the Japanese and I had a bad day. I think I'm gonna kill myself!".
• Stroheim has Santana captive. Or rather as he prefers to name him, SantiAAAAGo!
  Santiago: (In the style of Pantri's Garry's Mod character) Santiago. Watch me swooce right in!
  [Santiago swooces right into the vent.]
  Speedwagon: They've gone up the ventilation shaft!
  [Cue footage of a random Nazi in a vent with a lit match right as Santiago is about to swooce right into him.]
  Stroheim: Soldier! Turn around and move away from zat vent immediately! GO, you idiot!
  Santiago: Santiago.
  [Santiago swooces into the screaming soldier.]
  Obi-Wan Kenobi: The nose or the ear, which do you think it'll enter?
  Anakin Skywalker: (Sigh) I think the nose.
• Joseph has an unexpected idea to beat Wamuu.
  Joseph: That's it! It totally makes sense now!
  [Cut to a different-coloured image of Joseph striking a pose, while dramatic music plays.]
  Joseph: (While inhaling) STANDO POWAH!
  Mace Windu: (Music stops as he says this) Not. Yet.
  Joseph: SON OF A BITCH!
• Joseph doesn't beat Esidisi in this video. Rather, Esidisi brings the loss upon himself, as he shoots out too much of his heated blood to the point where he becomes thin. He then falls onto the spikes he was standing on, and Joseph only has this to say as the latter screams in agony: "This is more than weird. This is embarrassing!"
• The moment where Joseph peeks through the door's keyhole to Lisa Lisa's bath is changed. He sees fan art of Jonathan and Dio having sex, causing him to shriek in delight.
  Dio: You thought your first butt-fuck would be Erina, BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
  [Joseph then looks away, but almost immediately, he changes his mind and continues to peek.]
  Joseph: VERY NICEU!
• When Joseph unintentionally shoots a cannonball into Wamuu's chest, Bon Jovi's "Shot Through the Heart" plays.
  • This exchange afterwards is equally funny:
    Wamuu: You took revenge... for Caesar.
    Joseph: (All while the Principal Skinner "Pathetic" expression is superimposed on Joseph) Yes, I did.
    Wamuu: Then go ahead... Mr. Joestur.
• As Kars becomes the Ultimate Life Form, Speedwagon realises that Kars "has become invincible" and "has no weaknesses now". Cut to Kars basking in the sunlight, with Sheer Heart Attack edited over his head.
  • Additionally, the Stone Mask that Kars wore to become the Ultimate Life Form was the Mask of Light.
• When Kars is sent into space, a fitting line is used.
  "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" *ding*
  • Adding on that, a frozen Kars ends up next to an apologising Wheatley and a frozen Ebony Maw.

[YTP] Starduck Crusaders 1

• The treasure hunters drag DIO's coffin aboard and are about to open it when one of them says the situation's...bizarre.
  Jeremy: First of all, roll credits.
• As three treasure hunters get rid of the barnacles on DIO's coffin, one of them claims that the coffin was locked from the inside. The camera zooms on a lock clearly on the front of the coffin. Another treasure hunter responds with this:
  "What's going on with you? What are you talking about?"
  • Addtionally, the coffin now says "DOOT."
  • Only seconds later, the Eric Andre response comes back with Holly saying it, after a policeman compliments her Japanese... even though it's the English dub.
• Jotaro Kujo, Joseph and Muhammad Avdol are dealing with a flesh bud inside Noriaki Kakyoin.
  Joseph: The brain is very delicate. If he even twitches while we extract it, it could cause brain damage.
  Jotaro: (While activating his Stand, Star Platinum) I can remove this thing without damaging his brain. If my Stand has the precision to catch a speeding bullet...
  [Cut to Surgeon Simulator 2013, with Star Platinum representing the eponymous surgeon and activating a razor.]
  Jotaro: ...Then it can also do this!
  [Star Platinum begins to cut at Kakyoin's skull, ripping off the broken pieces of bone afterwards.]
  Joseph: Listen! That flesh bud is alive! Even a skilled surgeon can't remove it without serious damage!
  [Star Platinum attempts to grab the brain.]
  Joseph: Shit! He can move with more precision and strength than I ever anticipated!
  [To finish off the surgery, Star Platinum finally grabs the brain, pulls it out and uses a scalpel to cut the brain stem.]
  Avdol: He did it!
  [Star Platinum screams as he finally rips out the flesh bud, inexplicably receiving an A++ mark.]
• When Polnareff expresses frustration at J. Geil's Stand, Kakyoin scolds him, saying that there’s no such thing as a world inside a mirror. The video then cuts to Illuso and Man In the Mirror in the truck’s rear view mirror as the Stand-naming song plays.
• Joseph tries to learn what DIO's Stand is from one of his beaten assistants, Enyaba, as she nears death.
  Joseph: We must defeat DIO, no matter the cost! You have to tell us! WE NEED TO KNOW!
  Enyaba: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!
  Joseph: I NEED IT!
  Enyaba: UH-UH!
  [A long Beat occurs, as Jotaro, Kakoyin, Polnareff and Joseph awaits what Enyaba will say as her last words...]
  Enyaba: It's free real estate.
• Jean-Pierre Polnareff rubs a magic lamp, and instead of Cameo's Stand, Judgement, out comes Will Smith as the Genie... from Aladdin (2019)'s "Special Look" trailer. Polnareff is clearly horrified at what he sees.

[YTP] Starduck Crusaders 2

• The reason why DIO decides to create more Stand users? He sees Jotaro default dancing dancing over Enyaba's corpse in a crystal ball. So he decides to make use of the Arrows he bought from "the angry forehead guy."
• DIO initiates his new Stand user plan by shooting Stand Arrows into Ricardo Milos, as well as the "Me and◊ the boys" Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin. As each arrow hits and creates the respective Stands (Moto Moto and a mix of the Raimi, Webb and MCU forms of Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Green Goblin), DIO keeps yelling "STANDO POWAH!". Upping the ante, DIO repeatedly shoots a Viking soldier with hundreds of arrows after the latter attempts to leave a beach. The soldier then falls over and dies, all while his fellow comrades stand in shock.
  DIO: HACHI-BYOU KEIKA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!^Translation "EIGHT SECONDS HAVE PASSED! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" in Japanese.
• The Anubis segment has three of these.
  • He compels the nearby Chaka to pick up his sword and follow his orders; namely, "slaughter[ing] Joseph, slic[ing] Polnareff and fuck[ing] Jotaro".
  • Polnareff complains about being hungry, so an exasperated Joseph gives him a snack to "Tide him over." As in, a Tide pod.
  • After Anubis possesses Polnareff by having him pick up the sword, he boasts that DIO would be happy to see him "slice open [Jotaro's] bowels". Cue him literally doing that in a surprise attack. Jotaro's response?
    "What a... pain in the ass."
• When Polnareff asks if someone cut the rail line, it briefly cuts to Manga!Josuke saying "NO DIGNITY".
• Naturally, during their fight with Mariah, poor Joseph and Avdol end up magnetized and in very suggestive positions. Right in their failed attempt to uncouple from each other, who else should be in the crowd watching (and recording them) going at it but Secco! Naturally, he got the whole thing, which leaves Ciocolatta pleased.
• As he and Joseph struggle with Mariah's magnetism powers, Avdol suddenly has multiple mini duplicate faces on his own, arranged in a certain familiar layout. To complete the joke his line at that moment is "I'm at a complete loss."
• The group finally arrive at DIO's mansion. the very moment Joseph calls DIO a coward, the vampire himself decides to take them all on...forgetting its still sunny out, and DIO still being a vampire, he burns to pieces. And then the next scene after this fakeout ending is a trio of Funny Valentines and one D4C watching it. Naturally, one of them complains about the ending.
• Kakyoin uses his "20-Metre Radius: Emerald Splash" ability on DIO. But DIO has this zinger to say.
  "More like-" (Beat) "Belongs in the trash!"
• DIO's state after Jotaro caved his skull in with a punch is compared to Johnny Joestar, with the latter's hat edited onto DIO, and lips turned blue as he says the below. To emphasize the connections, the last word grows to cover the screen.
  "Wh-What is this? Impossible! M-My legs... I can't stand!"
• After DIO drinks Joseph's blood, DIO proclaims that he feels "so good, [he] could break out into song". Cue him singing Gyro Zeppeli's "Pizza Mozzarella" tune, all while he sticks a finger into his skull and drills out blood.
• The "ROAD ROLLER DA" scene is interspersed with a scene from Austin Powers, where a guard tries to stop a steamroller that is driven by Austin and Vanessa Kensington. The two source materials blend so well, it's hard not to laugh at this moment's insanity.

[YTP] Jojoker

• The thumbnail, which is a perfect way of blending two iconic source materials.◊
• On Arthur Fleck's card, his uncontrollable laughter condition reminder is replaced with something else.
  Whoever reads this is gay
• Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista and Leone Abbacchio replace the three subway jerks who repeatedly kick Arthur while he's down, because they think he's an enemy Stand user. In response, Arthur fires one bullet at Mista's head.
• The iconic "Joker dancing on the stairs" scene is replaced with a drunk Homer Simpson doing the same.
• Arthur/The Joker and Franklin Murray's talk show scene is chock full of these.
  Joker: I'm gonna say the "n-word".
  Dr. Sally: No, no, you cannot joke about that!
• This sudden moment:
  Murray: Okay, I'm waiting for the punch.
  Joker: There is no punch.
  [Cue Arthur kicking Murray in the head, drawing blood.]
• The build-up to Murray's incoming death is no slouch as well.
  Joker: What do you get -
  Murray: I don't think so.
  Joker: when you cross -
  Murray: I think we're done here now, that's it.
  Joker: - a mentally ill loner, with business, writing, money, laws, power? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!
  Murray: Call the police.
  Joker and bill wurtz: ♫ SOCIETY! ♫
  [Murray is replaced with Diavolo while Joker is holding him at gunpoint.]
  Diavolo: WAIT WHERE AM I
  [Joker shoots Diavolo in the head, killing him instantly.]

[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 1

• Giorno offers a kid an ice-cream with two scoops. Unfortunately, he bought it from Tonio Trussardi, whose Stand hides in food and painfully fixes the body parts of those ingesting it. Cue the kid suddenly having his intestines burst out of him, before it quickly cuts to the next scene.
• When Koichi Hirose meets Giorno Giovanna, the latter says that he thinks the former's Italian is good. Koichi questions Giorno with disgust about this, referencing two Failed a Spot Check moments from "Starduck Crusaders".
• Koichi decides to use his stand, Echoes- sorry, Reverb Act 3, on Giorno's car, since he's trying to drive away with Koichi's luggage. Unfortunately, he flattens the entire car, crushing Giorno's bones and cutting to a card saying "Parte 5 Fine".

[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 2

• Jack Duripper himself isn't happy with the English dub changing the Narrator's description of Giorno's dream from "gangstar" to "primo mafioso". Cut to a reversed clip of Ron Swanson (Representing Jack) taking out his computer labeled as "dub" from a dumpster containing "Golden Cringe ep.2"'s Sony Vegas file, and throwing it in another one. Then, he grabs another computer named "sub" and hurls it into the Sony Vegas dumpster.
  • This receives a Brick Joke when one of Mista's iconic lines was altered in the English dub^note "Seriously? This took a sudden turn for the awesome." to "Well, what do you know? Things just got a lot more interesting!". Ron Swanson seizes the "dub" computer again from the Sony Vegas dumpster, but it cuts to a Twitter poll on Jack's account, which preferred a return to dubbing for his YTPs. Cue Ron changing his mind and throwing that computer back in the Sony Vegas dumpster.
• During the search at Giorno's house for his passport, Koichi opens a locker filled with many little creatures chanting "ALL HAIL K! ALL HAIL K!".
  • Not wanting Koichi to find Polpo's lighter in there, Giorno uses his Stand, Golden Experience, to turn an electrical wire into a snake. It bites Koichi, cutting to the credits with "Freek'n You" playing at high volume, only to have the 'wake up' lyric replaced with the first line from Chop Suey.
• Gold Experience is somehow turned on by Black Sabbath strangling him. What's even funnier is what the former says.
  "Oh, harder, daddy!"
• Bruno Bucciarati wants to show Giorno and Avdol his team. Who do they compose of? Not just Leone Abbacchio and Narancia Ghirga, but also Tommy DeVito, Henry Hill and Tony Montana.

[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 3

• On Narancia's notebook, not only did he get the question "15 x 28" wrong, the next page has a drawing of Mrs. Puff and the words "BIG FAT MEANIE" pointing at her.
• Giorno decides to drink Abbacchio's cup of tea, which was actually filled with piss instead. While the rest of Bucciarati's group are in shock over this unexpected feat, Giorno stays calm and collected. This is despite his Minecraft health becoming poisoned and depleting by 1/2 a heart over time.
• Bucciarati shares his thoughts on Giorno's interactions with his team.
  Bucciarati: There's something about GioGio that gives him the unique ability to charm almost anyone.
  Abbacchio: (To Giorno) You just made an enemy for life!
• Polpo and his hidden treasure become the subject of a One Piece style intro...or rather, the infamous Creator/4KidsEntertainment rap.
• Giorno tries to jump, but is grabbed on the butt by Mario Zucchero's Stand, Soft Machine. This elicits pain from Giorno, cutting to the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit title card (Along with the typical sound effect).
• The narrator sums up the hardships of being a cop in one simple sentence during Abbacchio's backstory:
  Narrator: The people he was expected to defend each day were dicks.
• When Sale sees Mista's Stand, which takes the form of six tiny yellow people, bunched up on a SARS-CoV-2 virion, he mentally panics because they're too close to each other.
• Mista's bullet splits in two to get past Sale's Stand, Kraft Work. The latter's final words before one of the pieces strikes his head? "Now there are two of them!". And then "Everybody Do the Flop" plays before Sale succumbs to his fatal gunshot wound.

[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 4

• The fourth episode in the Golden Cringe series (which, alongside the first three episodes, were shown off in the Retold video) continues the slightly altered take on Golden Wind with the Little Feet, Man in the Mirror and The Grateful Dead arcs. It all begins with a disguised Trish mistaking Narancia for 'la toilette', causing him turns into one, a la Quagmire toilet.
• The title card for the episode features the episode number being shot down by Mista, given his hatred for the number four.
• Bucciarati initally fails at unzipping the urinal that contains Polpo's fortune, and a huge tidal wave of piss demolishes Pericolo. Bucciarati then unzips the right urinal, or in this case... Polnareff's ass.
  • Pericolo then evaluates part of the treasure, i.e. a nineteen dollar Fortnite card.
• Pericolo then grants Bucci the rank of 'cop', causing Narancia to squeal happily while Fugo pulls off a "STONKS" pose.
  • Followed by Pericolo telling the team about their new mission; safeguarding Trish as they escort her to Diavolo. The moment the mission begins, Trish is suddenly sniped in the head, and dies.
• Narancia goes to Tomato Town to get some shopping done, and is joined by the new Sixth Ranger of the team, Avdol. Surprisingly, Avdol is the one who not only successfully gets the shopping done, but manages to save Narancia from Formaggio, and even gets to decimate the latter as a result.
• During the Little Feet arc, we get moments from Narancia and Formaggio. First off, when Formaggio reveals himself in Narancia's car, Narancia tells him to "GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW!", just like the angry driver in the infamous Psychicpebbles animation.
  • Aerosmith, Narancia's Stand, is now the floating head of Mario from Mario Teaches Typing.
  • Aerosmith then launches a pie bomb that injures Formaggio, and is later grabbed by Patrick before he throws a giant fist at him.
  • The onslaught of 'cock' jokes that Formaggio launches at Narancia as they are shrunken. Jack himself lampshades this sarcastically.
  • Formaggio attempts to run away from Narancia's Aerosmith while yelling "NIGERUNDAYOOOO", and then manages to hide in the sewers. Unfortunately for him, he manages to run into the two rats from Part 4 with their 'flesh eating bullet' Stands, RATT.
  • Narancia's fight against the (giant) enemy spider (and also Avdol's utter destruction against said spider) is accompained by the most appropriate music for a battle with an enemy spider.
• After the Little Feet arc, Team Bucciarati manages to decode the message they've received from the boss. Which is brought to them by Raid: Shadow Legends...which actually becomes an ad for Raid insect spray instead.
• The Man in the Mirror arc begins with Fugo correcting himself after yelling at Giorno for telling him what to do, all because Abbacchio told him to "check [his] privileges".
  • Followed by the trio encountering Illuso's Stand for the first time, which drags Fugo into the Shadow Realm (i.e. Man In The Mirror's world) a la Super Mario 64 style.
  • Because this is a Jack Duripper video about JoJo, Jack brings back Kakyoin from the dead for a quick Call-Back to the Part 3 video where he mentions that "there's no such thing as a mirror world".
  • "Fugo! CUM"
  • This is immediately followed by this exchange:
    Abbacchio: GioGio, did you notice anything sus?
    [Girono is then sporting the infamous Jerma985 "When the imposter is sus!" meme face as the Among Us trap remix plays, but then its revealed he's actually Oingo in disguise.]
• The introduction to Fugo's Stand, Purple Haze, throws in a multitude of purple related jokes in one swoop, starting off with the Call-Back to Purple Haze being The Purple Man from Golden Cringe's take on the 'Fighting Gold' sequence.
  Giorno: What the hell is that?!
  Abbacchio: Well, it ain't Barney the frickin' dinosaur!
  Yuri!Purple Haze: GAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE! :D
• While Fugo's (anime-only) backstory is dark and incredibly sad, the Golden Cringe take on this? Hilariously dark as fuck.
  • First off, as the narrator begins with "Pannacotta Fugo was born into tremendious wealth", we see that he lives in a mansion that's covered in Supreme get-up (aka 'the drip').
  • Shortly afterwards, we see the moment where young Fugo attempts to run from his pedophiliac professor, and the scene is a huge throwback to a (deleted) YTP known as "Pedofiles".
    Fugo's Professor: Why don't you come back to my place and I'll have sex with children?
    Fugo: I gotta get outta here!!
    Professor: Now wait just a moment... I'd be more than happy to HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN.
    Fugo: Stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT!
    Professor: SEX, SEX, SEX WITH CHILDREN AND KILL THEM- (Is immediately killed by Fugo)
  • And to cap off the backstory, Bucciarati manages to convince Fugo to be his first new member of the team by taking him out to dinner at his place, just like how Fugo's professor used to do exactly that with him.
• Back in the MITM arc, and its revealed that Fugo's Purple Haze is a bit different this time around. Instead of his Stand using a deadly virus that kills anything in mere moments...it's a deadly experimental internet gas^note which references the (infamously hated) Screentime character from Marvel's New Warriors series that kills anything in mere moments.
  • When Giorno questions about how the Stand ability is even possible, Giorno himself is then labelled with "The guy who turns suitcases into frogs".
  • After Illuso brags about how no living thing can enter his Stand's mirror world on their own, Jack does a quick Google search to prove if viruses are living things...and unfortunately for Illuso, Jack showcases the fact that viruses are in reality, moreso closer to being non-living organisms, which results in Purple Haze's internet gas entering Man in the Mirror's world, instantly killing Illuso in the process.
• After the fiasco with Illuso, Fugo attempts to stare at Trish's boobs, but is then punched into a flight of stairs a la Call of Duty style.
• The entire "Express Train to Florence" arc is filled to the brim with many jokes:
  • Prosciutto attempts to look under the train conductor's door, but he ends up seeing a naked Lisa Lisa bathing. Although he does end up saying "NICE" at the view, much like Joseph Joestar did back then.
  • The fridge inside Mr. President's Stand (Coco Jumbo) has some hidden references and drink related jokes, which includes the glass of wine Zeppeli held in Part 1.
  • Prosciutto ends up finding out the presence of Team Bucciarati thanks to him noticing "something that looked black" (i.e. Avdol).
  • Pesci saying "Bro, that's based!" immediately afterwards and then moaning like an anime girl, complete with an aheago expression.
  • Prosciutto summons his "Thankful Death" (aka The Grateful Dead) Stand by perfoming the "I had to do it to 'em" pose. This causes Pesci to say "You're really gonna do it?!"
  • This causes most of the gang to age radically, like in the original story. Avdol is also affected by this, as he 'ages' from his current look to his Grey Avdol disguise. It gets worse for him as Giorno explains that heat sources are the main cause of the rapid aging. So, Avdol shrivels up into a prune-like being thanks to his Stand being completely heat-based, with him screaming "OH NOOOO!" as a result.
  • In perhaps one of the most ironic Hilarious in Hindsight moments ever, the bait used for Pesci's Beach Boy is a thumbnail for a clickbait video...specifically that of a fake teaser trailer for a Stone Ocean anime adaptation. And then the actual anime adaptation was announced a few days after the release of this video.
  • Pesci's head randomly get massaged by Prosciutto, complete with wet massaging noises.
  • When Prosciutto's Thankful Death claws its way into revealing Mr. President, it instead accidentally reveals a turtle from Creature Comforts singing a Middle-Eastern chant.
  • Bucciarati is able to punch Prosciutto with his Stand so hard, that Prosciutto ends up being Kakyoin'd into the water tower in Egypt.
  • Prosciutto ends up lampshades the awfully dubbed "Zipper Man" Stand by stating that Bucciarati was born with the power of zippers. He then states that "the greater the horse power, the harder the horse", but is then taken care of in a Cool and Unusual Punishment...by being taken to Brazil.
  • Bucciarati is then split apart from eating edibles and drops LEGO studs from 'dying'.
  • Luckily, Bucciarati makes a comeback as he unzips his way...through Pesci's groin area, stating that it was a train-ride from hell.
  • Pesci attempts to kill Bucciarati by using his literal head and neck to shoot through him. Pesci then pridefully gloats and states how he will win (as any JJBA villain would do) as Bucciarati tunes out his annoying rant and sees Pesci as someone writing insane math equations on a whiteboard.
  • Pesci briefly becomes Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature Club! as Bucciarati successfully snaps his neck with the Beach Boy's fishing string, causing Natsuki!Pesci to do the infamous 'neck snap' pose.
  • Finally, the battle ends with Bucciarati splitting Pesci (as a Dry Bones) into pieces, which all land on Aquaman (residing in the nearby lake), knocking him out- and ending the arc there.
• Golden Wind Retold is a veritable gold mine of funny moments. To try and explain them all would take forever.

[YTP] Golden Cringe ep. 5

• In canon, Ghiaccio gave Giorno and Mista a lot of trouble. Good thing they've got Avdol there to handle things! We don't actually get to how Avdol handled him, but it was evidently very shocking for Giorno, who watches open-mouthed in shock.
• As Giorno heals Mista, Avdol notices a familiar looking outlet, then turns around to see Mariah approaching them in a wheelchair.
• In Bucciarati's flashback, he was enraged to discover the filth that was being peddled in his city. No, not drugs, but K-Pop.
  Bucciarati: This filth's being peddled in my city?! It was supposed to be prohibited!
• The Boss's first meeting with Bruno has the following exchange:
  The Boss: (While John Williams' Superman: The Movie theme plays) BRUCEiarati, IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, YOU STILL OWE ME SIXTEEN DOLLARS.
  [Beat.]
  Bucciarati: FUCK OFF.
• Abbacchio gets off the boat in order to drag Giorno back. Unfortunately, in the skipped time, he got a bit too close.
• When discussing the group's defection from Passione, Avdol has no strong feelings one way or the other.
• Narancia pleads with Bucciarati to give him an order... at McDonalds. Bruno initially refuses (with the infamous shot of Rohan's face briefly overlapping over Bucciarati's), but he then relents and gives Narancia an order... for a hamburger.
• Narancia attempts to swim towards Bucciarati's boat because he wants to join their mission... but he swims too close to the ship's turbine, leading to a bloody death.

[YTP] The End of Golden Cringe

• Right from the get-go, the shark swimming in Narancia's soup turns out to be Bruce.
• Clash ends up biting off the tongues of Rubber Soul's Kakyoin disguise, Alessi and Bucciarati in quick succession. This is followed by a scene from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, with Clash and Tower of Gray taking Jack Black's and Satan's places respectively.
  Satan: Well, I just wanna say I'm a huge fan. I always have been.
• When Abbacchio tells Narancia that his Stand, Moody Blues, is transforming into something, it turns out to be Quagmire morphing into a toilet.
• At one point, Giorno fills a teacup with Narancia's urine and drinks it. All while it's set to a louder version of il vento d'oro!
• If that wasn't enough, Clash leaps up from a puddle and bites Giorno's groin, causing him to scream like Thomas "Tom" Cat.
• As Tiziano calms down Squano by steadying his breathing, Joseph Joestar appears to remind us that lungs are vital for Hamon users.
• After Clash bites Narancia's throat, he weakly boasts to Squalo that a wound like this wouldn't keep him down. He faints afterwards.
• Ultimately, the one to defeat Squano and Tiziano is the Sharkslayer! It cuts to Schaffrillas Productions watching this battle from his computer, praising the joke. This joke continues when Narancia has his tongue bitten off by Clash, who utters that he'll never eat lunch in this town again.
• This odd conversation ensues between Mista and Abbacchio.
  Mista: People that are vegan... do they eat azz?
  Abbacchio: Uh, I'm pretty positive that they don't.
  Mista: Wait, what? They have to swear cake off too?!
• The first line from Carne? "I've decided that I want to die."
• What's Mista's motive from shooting Carne? He put "one fucking fin" on the plane. And befitting of Mista, only one shot hits Carne's knee, with the rest entirely missing their target!
• An ambulance approaches Carne, almost running over his head. Carne smiles at his impending death... but the ambulance stops, with a paramedic asking Carne if he's one of the injured. All Carne can do is scream "I JUST WANT TO DIE!".
• Abbacchio has Moody Blues morph into Joseph Joestar to pilot the plane. Which turns to be as good of an idea as you expect. It's made even better when Abbacchio dismisses Narancia's concerns about this idea, only to be proven wrong after one Spongebob time card.
• The Sardinian priest finds poop socks underneath Diavolo's floor. When Diavolo finds the priest, the overused transition effects from Kasamh Se are used to mockingly dramatize this discovery. And to make things better, this became the reason why Diavolo burned down that place, along with the entire village.
• Doppio warns a kid trying to catch a stag beetle that there's an incoming truck heading towards him. As the kid tells him to shut up, that vehicle suddenly runs over the boy while he claims he knew about the truck.
• Abbacchio's death is made funnier with Doppio's Pre-Mortem One-Liner and Giorno's comment afterwards.
  Doppio: I like ya *beep*, G! (Punches Abbacchio through the chest)
  Giorno: I mean, *beep* man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug on the ground back there. I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it - with body organs and cartilage and bones... I mean, I'm no doctor, but that was like one clean chunk!
• Bill Burr ends up giving some darkly hilarious commentary right after an old man kills himself in a bathtub. Because Ciociolatta went full Low Tier God and told him that his life was nothing, that he served zero purpose and that he should kill himself now.
  Bill: There's just no way as a man to take a bath and not think about killing yourself. It's like, 'Am I gonna slit my wrists? Am I testifying against the Mob?'
  [A picture of Diavolo appears as Bill says the last word.]
• Bucciarati informs Mista and Giorno that his sense of touch is nonexistent, as he's just a soul in a decaying corpse. Giorno's response?
  Giorno: So you're... (Cut to Mista, Fugo and Narancia doing the Torture Dance on a boat) ♫ out of touch, I'm out of time... ♫
• As Giorno looks through Cioccolata's helicopter, he sees some medical supplies, one of which includes the Eleventh Doctor's sonic screwdriver. He then wonders if Cioccolata is a doctor.
• What are Cioccolata's last words? "I AM A SURGEON! I AM A SURGEON!" The fact that he's saying this while his head bleeds profusely is just icing on the cake.
• Polnareff realizes that Bucciarati's "plus one" is Avdol. They proceed to re-enact their reunion from Stardust Crusaders... only for King Crimson to punch a hole in Avdol as he's giving his famous "YES! I AM!" line. And Polnareff's reaction is to scream like Joe Swanson!
• The ensuing battle between Polnareff and Diavolo ends with them assuming Hector Salamanca's and Gustavo Fring's roles respectively. More specifically, the scene where Hector blew Gus up with his wheelchair bomb. But instead of the bomb, it's the Stand Arrow transforming Silver Chariot into Silver Chariot Requiem. And Tyrus is King Crimson, with an additional forehead face to boot! Just like the Austin Powers reference in "Starduck Crusaders 2", how these scenes complement each other add to the hilarity of the scene.
• When Mista asks whether or not human flesh would taste good, Narancia demands to know who starts a conversation like that before sentencing Mista to the "dipshit table".
• Bruno asks the client if he pays taxes.
  Client: I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!
  Bruno: Based.
• Mista opens the windows to discover Nick Fury with Enrico Pucci's hair, who tells Mista that "[he's] here to talk to [him] about the 'Made in Heaven' initiative". Unfortunately, Mista isn't interested, closing the windows immediately after Fury finishes talking.

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