Funny / Death Battle

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    The Desk of DEATH BATTLE 
  • The Goku doll advertisement. Complete with a possessed doll, Self-Deprecation, and an Anti-Climax with a little Fridge Logic (why can't Goku just teleport out of the box?) added in for good measure.
  • Apparently there's a rule against mentioning The Clone Saga, and Boomstick bursts into the room just to stop Joclyn from mentioning it. Also from that episode, when bringing up the Spider-Mobile: "Danananana— Oh, wait, wrong franchise..."
  • Near the end of an episode on how Captain America's shield has been broken on different occasions, Joclyn keeps getting sidetracked by Molecule Man's strange helmet.
    Joclyn: "What is that, some sort of cosmic trashcan—?! ...Nevermind, i'll figure it out later..."
  • At the end of the Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley, Joclyn declares it the stupidest idea she's ever heard. Cue Boomstick entering to announce that Wiz just transplanted Peanut's brain into a dog (then Joclyn reveals she's more concerned about the dog than Peanut).
    Joclyn: "...I mean, I wanna be surprised, but that totally sounds like something Wiz would do."
  • As Joclyn goes into the idea of math by using the Mulan song "Make A Man Out Of You", she muses at how strong Mulan would have been if she did have "All the force of a Great Typhoon" and we're shown Mulan + Typhoon = One-Punch Man
  • The LootCrate Ad has Joclyn... as a mannequin. Seeing the thing try to hold and open the box is both adoarble and hilarious.
  • Poor Joclyn sounds oh-so-confused as she goes through Knuckles' convoluted time with god-like powers in Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. When she gets to Lara-Su/Jani-Ca, she even mentions that she could even make an entire episode on the entire Ken Penders lawsuit!

    Gag Reels 
  • In the first gag reel, Chad claims that it's hard to say "pony" in the Boomstick voice, "probably because it shouldn't be in my goddamn vocabulary."
  • This exchange...
    Wizard: The BFG is strong enough to annihilate the gargantuan Cyberdemon in a mere two or three shots, and the unprecedented range of its splash damage ensures no one's getting away unscathed.
    Boomstick: Huuuughghghguh...
    Wiz: …You okay over there, Boomstick?
    Boomstick: Towels! Bring towels!
    Wiz: Wow! Wow! I did not need to--okay, I'm leaving now…
  • The Gag Reel for Mewtwo vs. Shadow
    • Ben realizes the opening narration is rhyming.
    • Ben also creates a new franchise - Popemon! Complete with a picture of Mewtwo wearing the Pope's hat.
    • Both Ben and Chad have to hold back their giggles over how Mewtwo is weak to Bug-types. AAAH! NOT THE BEEDRILLS!
    • Takahata101's fails at voicing Shadow:
      • "Get away! (belch)"
      • His disbelief that they actually want him to say "Ha ha ha!"
      • "SCREW YOOOOOOOOOU!....*fart*
      • He comments that one of his takes sounds like a shitty british accent, which immediately devolves into this:
    Taka (Impersonating Tracer): Tracer here! What's this? Porn of me online? Oh Blimey...
  • The Gag Reel for Terry vs. Ken and Hulk vs. Doomsday
    • Ben and Chad continuing the Running Gag of Geese Howard's name.
    • Chad realizes that Terry's martial arts techniques is almost akin to "having the Jesus punched into you".
    • Ben slips up and called the Hulk "Bork". They're suddenly slap the Sweedish Chef's face on a picture of the Hulk.
    Ben: Incredible Bork vs. Drumsday.
    • In one take, Boomstick suggests calling Bruce Banner "David Banner" because "Bruce Banner" sounds gay. They realize it's silly and drop it, but put in an explanation for it Explanation 

    The Armory with Boomstick 
  • Boomstick was called in to revive one of Screwattack's older series's, The Armory, wherein a sinisterly-enthusiastic narrator discusses some of his favorite weapons in fictional history. For Boomstick's first episode he starts off with the Shotgun, from Doom in particular, praising the reload sound.
    Boomstick: Fun fact, I even have it as my text message tone.
    (the reload noise is heard, and Boomstick's phone pops up on screen; Wiz's text asking if Boomstick has time for a Death Battle later on, proves, indeed, that the sound is what Boomstick has as his new text message indicator)
  • Episode the second of The Armory highlights the family of Sheep weapons from Worms, with Boomstick starting and finishing the rundown of sheep by stating how well they work as improvised rations as well as exploding ungulates.
  • The Episode where he inducts the Poke Ball has him exulting its virtues as a combination capturing and Mind-Control Device that forces anything it catches into loving and obeying its trainer, and mentioning how it shouldn't be too hard for a Professor named after a tree to add humans to the list of species it could catch. Then he fails to catch Xerneas with an Ultra Ball, whereupon he changes his mind and specifically adds the Master Ball only into the Armory. For an extra moment, while inducting the Master Ball, he uses it to catch a Magikarp.

  • The mere idea behind Ronald McDonald vs. Colonel Sanders. Who doesn't wannna see fast food company mascots fighting to the death?
  • King Dedede vs. Amy Rose:
  • Sasuke vs Hiei; What could get anime's most infamous emos fighting? Ownership of a Hello Kitty doll!
  • Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump. The winner? Captain America. Seriously, this battle is the funniest DBX until now. The fight reflects all the memes of both candidates in a hilarious way.
    Captain America What the fuck, guys?!
    Eagle: And that's how Captain America became the president forever.
  • Just the fact that Genji actually says "I need healing." after taking a serious hit from Raiden during Genji vs. Raiden.
  • The reason Cloud vs. Guts ends up happening: Guts was hungry, and Cloud's chocobo just happened to be the first thing he came across.
  • Mega Man vs. Bomberman; After getting surrounded by bombs, Mega Man desperately summons Rush as a springboard to get himself out of there, leaving the oblivious robo-dog in his place.
    Rush: Hey hey hey, guys! What's going on? (KABOOM!!!)
  • Mario vs. Luigi. After playing some tennis, Mario gets angry at Luigi because of all the tennis smashes the latter throws at Mario's face. The battle was so fierce that they finish it at Bowser's castle, where Mario launches Luigi directly into Bowser Junior's birthday cake. Angry at the plumbers for ruining his son's party, Bowser appears and punches the two brothers so hard, he sent them flying, winning the DBX.
  • Akuma vs. Iron Fist: Akuma attacks Iron Fist because he didn't like the latter's TV adaptation.
  • Magneto vs. Darth Vader: Vader and Magneto use their respective powers to fling and contort each other into submission. They eventually realize, after nearly exhausting each other, that they're getting absolutely nowhere doing this and let each other go.
    • Magneto getting in his classic taunt from the 1992 X-Men arcade game.
    Magneto: WELCOME TO DIE!
  • ‘’Vegeta vs. General Zod’’: Vegeta has a line at the beginning.
    ’’’Vegeta’’’: Don’t forget to send a postcard, bitches.