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Battles

    Boba Fett Vs. Samus 
  • During Boba Fett's pre-battle analysis, Wizard notes how Fett has a tendency to screw up, pointing out that he's fallen into the Sarlacc Pit three times.
    Boomstick: Three times! How do you even do that once? It’s a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he’s got a jetpack!

    Akuma Vs. Shang Tsung 
  • On Akuma's Kongo Kokuretsu Zan:
    Boomstick: (after struggling to pronounce the move properly) How do you say that?
    Wiz: No idea.
    Boomstick: Well, I'm pretty sure that's Japanese for Fuck you up.
  • Boomstick's final analysis on Akuma's victory:
    Boomstick: I mean, Tsung loses to Liu Kang all the time. (screen shows Akuma and Liu Kang) And compared to Akuma, Liu Kang is the nicest guy on the planet! (Liu Kang now has a smiley face superimposed over him)
  • While describing Akuma's role in the Street Fighter mythos, Wiz and Boomstick bring up the only loss Akuma ever had in the series; to his brother, Gouken.
    Wiz: But after a brutal rematch...
    (cut to a picture of Gouken's defeated body, with the kanji on Akuma's gi painted out of blood on the wall behind Gouken)
    Boomstick: Oh, hey, look; he can fingerpaint!
  • Partway through the battle between the two, Tsung transforms into Scorpion and uppercuts Akuma into a series of fireballs, at which point Dan Forden pops in with the Mortal Kombat series' "toasty!" chime.

    Rogue Vs. Wonder Woman 
  • During Wizard's initial description of Wonder Woman...
    Wiz:... Created from earth, borne by gods, trained by ancient warriors—-
    Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread, designer of the Wonderbra—-
    Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!
    Boomstick: See, I can do it too, Wiz!

    Goomba Vs. Koopa 
  • The whole thing.
    • Wiz tries to list their abilities as impressive but fails and the list sounds more like backhanded compliments.
    • Boomstick repeated references to the ninja turtles.
    • Two mooks engaging in mock epic battle.
    • The hilariously anticlimatic ending.

    Mike Haggar Vs. Zangief 
  • On Zangief's Spinning Piledriver...
    Wiz: ...which he learned after getting caught in a cyclone while piledriving a bear.
    Boomstick: That is the most awesome thing I've ever heard!

    TMNT battle royale 
  • There's also Boomstick cutting in when Wizard was about to mention Michelangelo's Weapon of Choice. Complete with picture and description.
    Wiz: Moving on. His weapon of choice—
    Boomstick: The bong!
    Wiz: No, the nunchaku, isn't really a weapon at all.
  • "Mikey's not gonna win this fight, is he?" "He better not!"
  • Your mileage will definitely vary, but their breakdown of Mikey is really just one long "The Reason You Suck" Speech. Depending on your opinion of the character, it can be downright hilarious.
  • Donatello briefly leaps onto a set of crates and starts pummelling Leonardo with his staff, as Leo is apparently unable to so much as get out of the way or counterattack. Somewhere, Rocksteady is shedding a tear of sympathy.
  • Raphael's death scene. After getting stabbed by Leo he screams out a really demonic "DAMN!"
  • Wiz gives four reasons as to why, despite Raphael winning the fight in the movie, Leonardo won the fight here. The first three are the usual analytical reasons you'd expect him to give. The fourth, however...
    Wiz: Four...that whole movie doesn't make much sense anyway, why should this?

    Leonardo Vs. Zitz 
  • This little bit about Leonardo's katana (actually a ninjaken).
    Wiz: The ninjaken is in fact an invention of hollywood, as there is no historical evidence of the weapon's existence.
    Wiz: Shut up.

    Yoshi Vs. Riptor 
  • Boomstick's surprising amount of knowledge on dinosaurs is attributed to him having always wanted a pet raptor.
    Boomstick: I was gonna name him "Barney" after I found out what irony was.
  • Boomstick throwing a fit at the end of the match, wherein Yoshi kills Riptor by dropping him onto Boomstick's car (a pink convertible with flames), which Wiz pays no attention to.

    Felicia Vs. Taokaka 

    Kratos Vs. Spawn 
  • In the midst of describing the history of Kratos, Boomstick accidentally lets slip that he kills Zeus, before he quietly adds on "uh... spoilers."
  • After the hosts list Spawn's few weaknesses, they go on to describe his accomplishments, including kidnapping the series' interpretation of God, which is an old woman.
    Wizard: Yes, that little old lady is THE God.
    Boomstick: Really? God looks like my Nana... am I a demigod?

    White Bomberman Vs. Dig-dug 
  • Boomstick opens Bomberman's overview with a rather unpopular version of the backstory...
    Boomstick: Bomberman is a psychopathic cyborg slave, forced to duel other slaves to the death in dimly-lit maze-like arenas for the entertainment of alien terrorists—
    Wiz: NO, no, not that Bomberman, Boomstick, White Bomber the Bomberman.
  • Bomberman's reaction right before he accidentally blows himself up.

    Vegeta Vs. Shadow 
  • Vegeta's incredulous reaction to Shadow claiming to be the Ultimate Life Form.
  • Vegeta's reaction to Shadow after he enters Super Mode with the Chaos Emeralds?
    Vegeta: ...Wow. What a ripoff.
    • He gets comboed immediately after saying that, which only increases the potential for lulz.
  • As a shout out to Team Four Star and how two of their cast members voiced Shadow and Vegeta in the fight, a majestic Space Duck (a recolored Ducklett with a space helmet) makes an appearance when Vegeta is on the moon.
  • At the end of the fight, Shadow's Super Form runs out of juice right as he's about to finish his foe off, and he transforms back to his original state. What does Vegeta do in response? Nonchalantly quip "Sayonara!" before vaporizing Shadow with a Galick Gun.

    Mario Vs. Sonic 
  • During the analysis, Boomstick's thoughts on Princess Peach's constant kidnappings.
    Boomstick: He's never keeping track of his woman! She's always getting kidnapped and he's always showing up at the wrong castle. Somebody needs to throw a GPS tracking bracelet on that bitch.
  • Mario and Sonic race to a volcano and have a stare-down....and then double take when they realize that a colony of Bob-ombs are also there. Three seconds later, the two are flying out of the volcano.

    Justin Beiber Vs. Rebecca Black 
  • Anything Boomstick says in this episode. You can feel the hate.
    Boomstick: You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? ABSOLUTELY GODDAMN NOTHING!
    • One standout is how Bieber's premature success had prompted a vast line of merchandise, including a perfume line supposedly shaped like a vagina. But the strangest Bieber product sold was a lock of his hair, which sold for more than $40,000!
      Boomstick: Goddamn it, that's the biggest waste of money I ever heard of!
      Wiz: True, unless they're planning to clone him.
      Boomstick: No, that's even worse! Why would anyone want more than one of this musical abomination roaming this planet??
  • Rebecca Black kicking Justin Bieber in the crotch. Justin doesn't even react. Heck, the entire fight was funny as hell.
  • At the end of Black's rundown, there is footage of her from an interview:
    "I hope you cut yourself. And I hope you get an eating disorder so you'll look pretty."
  • At the end of Bieber's rundown, they show a clip from CSI, in which Bieber, who plays a serial bomber, is killed after being shot at repeatedly. Actually, it's not so much the scene itself as the reaction to it:
    Wiz: Feel better, Boomstick?
    Boomstick: (chuckles) Yep.

    Luke Skywalker Vs. Harry Potter 
  • Boomsticks' little quip when discussing Luke's Jedi training and the many abilities he has with it:
    Boomstick: Like the Mind Trick thingy! Oooh man, the horrible things I could do with that.
  • This snippet on the YouTube version, before the battle itself.
    Wiz: But first, let me recommend Carbonite.
    Boomstick: For all your Han Solo freezing needs.
    Wiz: No, Boomstick. It's a website.
    Boomstick: What?
  • Discussing the curses Harry knows.
    Boomstick: And then there's the killing curse: Abra Kadabra.
    Wiz: Avada Kedavra.
    Boomstick: Oh. That magician wasn't trying to kill me. I guess I should go apologize to his family.

    Chun-Li Vs. Mai Shiranui 
  • Boomstick having a perverted comment for each and every opportunity:
    Wiz: When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.
    Boomstick: And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two.
    • On Chun-Li's Spinning Bird Kick:
    Boomstick: I wouldn't mind taking a ride on that helicopter!
    • Likewise, on Mai's Single-Strike martial arts:
    Boomstick: If she misses one, she's left wiiide open....heh heh heh.
  • Chun-Li's Background
    Weight: Secret
  • Boomstick's reasoning for why Chun-Li isn't allowed to use a gun in her movepool.
    Boomstick: Round 1! BANG! Winner!

    Starscream Vs. Rainbow Dash 
  • While Starscream is preparing a counter attack while faking pleading for mercy, we see him locking on with his missiles. At first, he just has the Sparrows... then we have him shifting to the Slammers then the Sidewinders than finally... EVERYTHING. It's really funny to see him getting so frustrated. As well as seeing it backfire when Rainbow Dash gets him hit with his own missiles.
  • The bar is set near the start;
    Starscream: That's it! I am going to kill you!
    Rainbow Dash: (flies up to and taps Starscream) Tag! You're it!
    Starscream: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
  • Better, the lock-on screen lists "TARGET: STUPID PONY" and "OBJECTIVES: Destroy Happiness; Defeat Megatron".
  • As a shout out to an episode where Rainbow Dash tries to get a reaction from royal guards by taunting them (to no avail), the same faces Rainbow Dash makes in the episode are the ones she makes at Starscream right after he tries to lock his homing missiles onto her and fails horribly (this time, she gets results).
    Rainbow Dash:...You're not very good at this, are you?
  • Like always, Boomstick is a good source of moments:
    Boomstick: How does a pony learn karate, let alone master it!?
    • Which is immediately followed by Apple Bloom slamming into the punching bag with a flying kick and falling over in failure.
    Boomstick: This is a pony! A baby horse girl toy! Why is it so awesome?!
  • Wiz and Boomstick making fun of the time Starscream possessed Atari Hitotonari in Transformers: Kiss Players, which was not one of his finest momentsnote .
    Boomstick: Props to you, Japan. I didn't see that one coming.
  • Wizard had a pretty good comment alongside a great picture before showing off a video calculating Rainbow Dash's speed.
    Wiz: By calculations according to this guy.
  • In the same video, as a shout out to the actual show, Derpy makes a cameo in the fight.
  • Boomstick's Deadpan Snarker remark before the fight begins after Wiz's rundown of Rainbow Dash.
    ... Welp, let's make it fight a giant robot.
  • After the fight and they list their after battle facts, it says one of the reason Rainbow Dash won is because she's "20 percent cooler than Starscream."
  • After Starscream gets blown up, his Spark floats out of his wrecked body and loudly rants at Rainbow Dash about how he can't be killed, while floating right in her face. Rainbow's reaction is both brutal and entirely in character for her: she shuts Starscream up by swallowing his Spark whole.
    Boomstick: Forget all doubt, that pony is a monster!

    Master Chief Vs. Doomguy 
  • Boomstick's excitement when getting to analyze Doomguy's Chainsaw:
    Boomstick: "(making chainsaw noises) Oh no, not the chainsaw!" "Yes, the chainsaw! (more chainsaw noises)" ... And the chain gun mows down everything in seconds.
  • What does Master Chief do after killing Doomguy? He teabags him, of course!
  • Boomstick getting all excited when Wizard describes the Unmaker, declaring he wants one, then complaining when Wiz explains it has no effect on non-demons.

    Dr. Eggman Vs. Dr. Wily 
  • At the very beginning, introducing the combatants.
    Wiz: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, a.k.a. the Eggman.
    Boomstick: And Dr. Albert Wily, a.k.a. Einstein without Rogaine.
  • Before the battle, Boomstick insults the advertisements that are shown before a fight on the YouTube version of the series, but quickly gives a long apology. While apologizing, clips of Robotnik getting beat up by a woman, Wily dressed up as a ninja and Robotnik sticking his tongue out occupy the screen.
  • While discussing the Robot Masters, Wiz mentions... Sheep Man. Boomstick's only response is "...WHAT THE FU-"
    • Also, Boomstick's very deadpan "okay" when he explains Slash Man was designed to be a destroy asteroids.
  • The battle between the Death Egg Robot and Wily Machine Number 9. Made even funnier if you read Worlds Collide, in which the two machine's designs are merged to make the Egg-Wily Machine X.
  • Scratch and Grounder arguing between themselves in the battle when they stumble upon Sheep Man, before he blasts them both with lightning and swaps their heads.

    Peach Vs. Zelda 
  • The princesses getting into a slap-fight during their match.
  • Boomstick laughing uncontrollably at Wizard's mention of the Vibe Scepter and pointing out the fact that Peach and Zelda never "put out" no matter what Mario and Link do.
  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

    Thor vs. Raiden 
  • When discussing Thor's Mjölnir, Boomstick finds it unimpressive until a clip from his first entry within the MCU shows the damage it can cause. Cue Boomstick changing his mind entirely.
    Boomstick: That's his weapon?! I think it's way too tiny. I mean, if he was the god of mending fences or something I guess I could see—
    (cut to a clip of Thor swinging Mjölnir, releasing a mass shockwave of destruction)
    Boomstick: WOAH! OH SHIT! ... NEVER MIND!
    • Right afterwards, Wizard explains several details about it, such as how it was forged from a supernova that killed the dinosaurs and the bit of snark that follows:
    Boomstick: Yeah, I changed my mind; I'm liking the dino-slaying hammer! Where can I get one?
    Wiz: Mjölnir can only be wielded by Thor...
    Boomstick: Awww!
    Wiz: ... but there is a workaround; superhumanly strong characters such as Red Hulk have held onto the hammer as Thor used it for flight, which may be the dumbest loophole in comic book history.
  • Then there's his theory regarding Raiden's lightning having certain... side effects.
    Boomstick: The sheer power of these lightning attacks apparently overload his brain, causing him to spout out random gibberish in mid-attack.
    (cut to gameplay from Mortal Kombat 2; the screen shows Raiden fighting Jax)
    Raiden: HAIJEBABADAAAAH! (flies into Jax)
    • Even better being how Raiden makes said noises in the flight, seemingly spouting airplane noises while flying around Thor.
  • Thor is the god of Oak trees, this actually is part of the fight as he literally uses one as a projectile against Raiden, who hits the non-conductive wood with lightning, exploding it. Great, they combined two utterly random bits into one.
  • Some fridge funny can be found in comparing the fighters' end-of-analysis clips, which make Raiden seem much too unprofessional a thunder god, maybe even downright sinister compared to Thor:
    Thor, after Boomstick applauds him on his ability to get things done, arrogance be damned: (swings Mjölnir into a frost giant, smashing it into pieces) Next?
    Raiden, after Boomstick "praises" him for his tendency to sacrifice people for the greater good: (cackles mischievously for a few seconds) ... Sorry.

    Cloud Strife Vs. Link 

    Spider-man Vs. Batman 
  • What Spider-Man says after defeating Batman:
    "Sorry about that. (swings away) WEB SWING!"
  • What Spidey says at the start of the fight:
  • Boomstick saying Spider-Man is a nerd with no friends, but giving him props for getting laid... a lot.
  • On the subject of Pete having no Friends...
    Boomstick Once Peter Parker was a wimpy nerd with no friends. Then he was bit by a radioactive spider that gave him weird bug powers, and now he's a radioactive superhero....with no friends.
  • The summarization of Batman's capabilities:
    Wiz: (after listing off some of the events Batman has survived) And yet, he somehow pulls through every time.
  • During Spider-Man's rundown, they talk about the time he tried to join the Justice League, but was rejected by Batman...
    Boomstick: Ouch. I bet he wishes he could fight old Bats in a battle to the death... Oh Wait!!
  • During the battle, Spiderman redirects an explosive batarang at Batman. You can hear Spiderman say "Toasty"!

    Blanka Vs. Pikachu 
  • How Blanka wins against Pikachu is hysterical, due to how abrupt and thorough it is. The two are deadlocked, electrocuting each other with all the strength they can muster, when suddenly, Blanka grabs Pikachu and bites his head off. Then, he gets a blender out of nowhere, powers the blender with his mouth, and washes his meal down with the remains. Then he burps... for a long time.
    • It's made funnier by the fact that the two were evenly matched as usual, and yet, the victor acts like he hasn't been bludgeoned, fried, and headbutted in the past few minutes.
  • After Wizard explains how Blanka got his electricity powers, Bomstick wants to test it out right away.
    Boomstick: Be right back! Getting eels!
    Wizard: No, Boomstick! It doesn't work like that! Plus, we kind of have a show to do!
    Boomstick: All right. But afterwards, I'm proving you wrong!
    Wizard: (humourous) Okay.
  • On the YouTube version, before the commercial break:
    Boomstick: Wait! I accidentally deleted all of my porn! What do I do?
  • Wizard and Boomstick's reaction to the next battle: Goku VS Superman. And there was much rejoicing.
    Boomstick: ... Holy motherfucking shit, I don't believe it!
    Wizard: Oh my GOD!
    Boomstick: Somebody get me a motherfucking table to flip!

    Goku Vs. Superman 
  • Stuttering Craig records Wiz and Boomstick as they discuss how fast Goku is on Snake Way. Wiz' explanations on Goku's speed and Boomstick's arguments eventually bored Craig enough he stopped recording.
    Then Craig stopped recording. We're a bunch of dorks.
  • During Goku's preview video, Wizard asks Boomstick to come back because he needs to explain the Kaehameha. What does Boomstick say?
    "IT SHOOTS LASERS!"
    • Made funnier by the fact that Boomstick was leaving only because it was Taco Night.
  • The Superman preview has Boomstick saying that Superman is a hippie because he's powered by the sun.
    • And continuing that, since he gets more powerful the closer he is to the sun…
      Boomstick "So he gets more powerful the higher he gets? He is a hippie!"
  • During the fight, before the actual fighting, Chi-Chi's comment about Supes.
    Chichi: "Look at him, wearing his underwear on the outside. I bet it chafes."
    • There's also this gem about Superman's strength.
      Goku: Finally someone as strong as me.
      Vegeta (off-screen): Screw you!
    • Goku had been twirling around Chi-Chi seconds prior to Master Roshi telling him he heard Superman was an alien prompting Goku to stop and absentmindedly throw Chi-Chi into the air.
    • At the beginning there's this from random civilians:
      "It's a bird."
      "It's a plane."
      "It's gonna kill us all!"
    • And then there's Superman as he stops the airplane:
    "This looks like a job for Sup—whoa! *nearly hits a window washer* I got it! I got it!"
  • Vegeta bragging how he could beat that 'pretty-boy ass-clown' Superman, while referencing his previous fight.
    "Please, I can kill him with my eyes closed! Even faster than that stupid transforming hedgehog..."
  • They manage to keep a Running Gag in the Superman and Goku fight from Dragon Ball Z Abridged:
    Goku: Kaioken!
    Superman: Kaio-what? *is struck in the face*
  • Superman's brilliantly delivered response to Goku offering him a Senzu Bean:
    Goku: Want one?
    Superman: NO. *cue heat-vision*
    • Later, there's Superman's rather nonchalant response to Goku turning Super Saiyan, punting him onto the roof of LexCorp and hitting him with a kamehameha wave, demolishing the entire building.
      Superman: ...well. This might take a while.
      • After Goku destroys the Kryptonite hindering Superman after the above.
        Goku: It's no fun when it's not fair. I want to beat you at your best.
        Superman: Well, gee... Thank— *kicked in the face*
  • At the end of the match between Goku and Superman the Earth explodes and only one thing is shown drifting through space: Goku's boot.
    • Boomstick's reaction to the end of the match.
      Boomstick: It's over! It's finally over! We never have to hear about it again!
      Wizard: Indeed.
    • As well as his reaction to seeing Goku and Superman's limits stacked up to each other. It's Goku's that fail to compare to the Man of Steel.
      Boomstick: HOLY SHIT! Not even close!
  • This little tidbit:
    Boomstick: Superman has survived some pretty crazy things; like when Coldcast hit him with fifteen supernovas in the face!
    Coldcast: That was like fifteen suns exploding in his face.
    Boomstick: I JUST SAID THAT!
  • This exchange:
    Boomstick: Mild-mannered Clark kept his identity a secret with the brilliant disguise of nerdy glasses and wimpy demeanor. Proving that people only see what they want to believe!
    Wizard: Boomstick, that's surprisingly profound!
    Boomstick: (burps)
  • On Superman's Kryptonian martial arts.
    Wizard He is also proficient in two Kryptonian martial arts; Torquasm Rao and Torquasm Vo.
    Boomstick Orgasm what now?
  • Boomstick, in the midst of describing Goku's many, many abilities, has this to say about Super Saiyan 3:
    Boomstick: "It multiplies Super Saiyan 2's power by 4, but comes at a horrible price... THAT HAIR...oh, and it pretty much destroys his body while using it- BUT MY GOD, THE HAIR!"
    • On Super Saiyan 4...
    Boomstick: Complete with pink fur and eyeshadow! Feeeear the ultimate foooorm!
  • Boomstick mentioning how enormous Goku's power level was even as a kid.
    Boomstick: Not yet! *Fast forwards from Goku's battle with King Piccolo to the aforementioned scene* OK, now it is.
  • This on Superman:
    Boomstick: Holy crap, he sounds invinicible!"
    Wizard: Not exactly. (shot of the universally panned Superman64)
  • Superman on Goku's Super Saiyan 4 form:
    Ultimate form, huh? About time you ran out of hairstyles!"

    He-Man vs. Lion-o 
  • The preview for He-Man was two-and-a-half-minutes of hilarity, some of the best moments include...
    • Introducing Prince Adam:
    Wiz: Prince Adam is the pathetic, bumbling son to the royalty family of Eternia.
    *Prince Adam smashes into a torchlight*
    Boomstick: Haha, dumbass.
    • Discussing how Adam became He-Man, even funnier in that it's Wizard that says this line instead of Boomstick who normally says these kind of things.
    Wizard: ...transforming him into He-Man, THE MOST POWERFUL CHIPPENDALE IN THE UNIVERSE!
    • Made even funnier when you read the analysis captions at that time, the one at the bottom reads "An excellent singer?"
    • And how Boomstick calls him out on how Adam transforms into He-Man:
    Boomstick: Wait, wait, that's his origin story; he just thrusts his sword up and down and yells some random shit until he turned into a near naked superhero!?
    Wizard: Well, more like a cheap action figure.
    Boomstick: ...but I don't know where he's keeping those things. I mean, he's pretty much n- *cut to He-Man taking his Bolas out of his small, spandex shorts* WOAH-HO-HO-HOA!
    • On Cringer, He-Man's pet tiger:
    Boomstick: He named him Cringer 'cause, well, he's a little bitch!
    • At the end, as Wiz was about to talk about The New Adventures of He-Man, Boomstick interrupts him about the scene where He-Man fixes a chain like it was nothing:
    Boomstick: *the event in his own words* WHA?! "Okay, so it's broken, oh I guess I'll just magic it back together!"
    Wiz: The magic of the 80's, Boomstick, the magic of the 80's.
  • Lion-Os' preview:
    Boomstick: Y'know, I'm gettin' really tired of people rippin' off Superman.
    • When they mention Thundrainium, Wiz apologizes to the audience for yet another Superman ripoff.
    • Boomstick loves kittens.
    Boomstick: Awww, we missed the cute kitty stage! *a picture of a cute kitty in a lion costume appears* … shut up! Kittens are adorable.
    Boomstick: Which is great for when you're on the couch! "Swooord of Omeeeens, bring me snacks beyond snacks! — and a beer!"
    • Boomstick's comment on Lion-O's Claw Shield.
    Boomstick: …with which, in his first outing, he effortlessly punched down a tree. Hey, that's just like how I catch squirrels for supper!
    • Much like the end of He-Man's analysis, the ending of Lion-O's analysis has Wiz baffled by Lion-O being able to breathe in space. Boomstick's response?
    • Boomstick making fun of how the Thundercats were naked in the pilot episode.
  • At the start of the fight, Lion-O tells Battle Cat to throw off He-Man and turn against him. He-Man replies by casually uppercutting Battle Cat into the sky. Battle Cat lands before He-Man after he crushes the Eye of Thundera in his bare hands.
  • This exchange; Sigmund Freud is probably spinning in his grave right now.
    He-Man: Back off, feline, you are clearly not equipped to—
    *Sword of Omens extends*
    He-Man: *way too pleased* Ooooooh!
  • Throughout the fight we are treated to some truly…80's one liners, anyone allergic to puns beware this episode.
    • "Want to keep going? You're a bit tied up at the moment."
    • "Sorry cat-man, but you wont string me along that easily."
    • "A Whirlwind should blow him off-course."
    • "Looks like curiosity, KILLED THIS CAT!"
  • The starting scenes themselves are hilarious. He-Man looks like he's buck teethed and Lion-O looks like he has Blinding Bangs.
  • He-Man's victory pose after killing Lion-O? HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA!.
  • The stinger at the end right before revealing the next matchup? He-Man giving a PSA on spaying and neutering cats...
    Battlecat: GGRRRRRAAAAHHH I MISS MY BALLS!
  • During the post-match analysis we get one of the most hilarious puns from Boomstick given the Ho Yay overtones in both shows.
    Boomstick: See and you thought you'd never see He-Man pound a pussy.
  • He-Man's leads in this episode are punctuated by a chorus yelling HE-MAN! When he charges at Lion-O after chucking a mountain at him (that is destroyed) and landing a hit on him, the music stops for a second then suddenly, "He-Man!"
  • When they're describing Battle Cat:
    Wiz: Battle Cat is so vicious, it's implied that if he doesn't transform back into Cringer, he could go on an unstoppable rampage. After all, he is half-tiger, half-dragon.
    Boomstick: Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!!
  • Some of He-man's feats are ridiculous. Boomstick says what we're all thinking.
    Wiz: He-Man has moved mountains, reversed a tornado, ran in circles fast enough to create a vacuum...
    Boomstick: THE FUCK?!
    Wiz: ... and dug to the center of the planet with nothing but a broken stalactite.
    Boomstick: THE DOUBLE FUCK?!

    M. Bison Vs Shao Kahn 
  • After revealing that Bison's reasons for taking over the world is to keep the world's government from depleting the planet's resources, Boomstick compares M. Bison to Captain Planet and proceeds to do the theme song and interrupts Wiz.
    • Even funnier is that during the analysis when Boomstick gives us a little preview for the song he outright interrupts Wiz for his second verse.
    Boomstick: Master Bison, he's a hero, gonna take pollution down to zero!
    Wiz: His psycho power-
    Boomstick: GONNA HELP HIM! CONQUER THE WORLD! ARE A GROUP OF GUYS WHO LIKE TO KUNG-FU BITCHES!
    Wiz: (waiting for Boomstick to finish singing before resuming) ... His psycho power…
    • And the kicker? M. Bison's exaggerated scowl superimposed over Captain Planet's body.
    • Followed by the complete song in The Stinger.
  • After explaining Bison's Dub Name Change with Vega and Balrog, Boomstick questions why they would change Mike Bison to Balrog. Cue a title card showing that Street Fighter II's release and Mike Tyson's rape case were the same year.
    Boomstick: ... oh.
    • Right after, when his upbringing was discussed.
    Wiz: After murdering his parents at a young age, he was found and raised by a tribe of nomadic gypsies.
    Boomstick: Wait, are we still talking about Tyson?
  • Shao Kahn's Wrath Hammer was discussed in detail, but if you look at the captions, another one of his weapons is noted, that one being The Sword of Shao Kahn from "That crappy TV show".
    • Also, they begin to mention the movie Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, only for Boomstick to be horrified and beg to be made to forget it. Wizard is only too quick to agree.
    Wizard: [Shao Khan] can also access his inner beast to transform into... this thing.
    Boomstick: Quick! Make me forget that shit!
    Wizard: Right! (screen fades to white) Never happened!
  • At the start of the match, Bison attempts a scissor kick on Shao Kahn, Shao replies by blocking said attack and then punching Bison right between the legs.
  • This is the only Death Battle of which there is an alternate ending. Kahn and Bison face each other and then FRIENDSHIP! Hilarity Ensues.
  • When Bison manages to break Kahn's defenses he goes in for his trademark Nightmare Booster (a powerful move involving flying into an opponent, carrying his opponent into the air, and then slamming then into the ground with the full weight on his body). Cue Kahn nonchalantly getting up and quipping:
    Kahn: Is that your best?
  • Boomstick's summation of the battle's actual ending ( Shao Kahn absorbing Bison's soul) is brilliant as well.
    Boomstick: *Beat* That can't be good.
  • While going over M.Bison's move set, Boomstick gets really mad regarding his slide kick.
    Boomstick: And that cheap-ass slide kick! Over and over and OVER again!
  • When discussing Shao Kahn's flaws his arrogance is brought up and we are treated to a clip of him taunting Liu Kang in mid combat and getting kicked in the head for his troubles.
  • M. Bison's end-of-analysis snippet, from the animated series:
    "Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women, anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!"

    Ryu Hayabusa vs. Strider Hiryu 
  • Ryu's preview has some pretty funny moments in it; for example, when listing off some of his personal details, his hobbies are listed as "mountain climbing, fishing, eating sushi, and kicking ass."
  • While Wizard and Boomstick talk about how Ryu was a talented ninja even in his youth, the screen is busy showing some over-the-top (and slightly unnerving) footage of a baby Hayabusa chopping a bridge made of toy bricks in half and backflipping in the air.
  • On the topic of Ryu's ninpo arts:
    Boomstick: He's also a magician! But, instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, he pulls out a giant fire dragon!
    Wiz: Well, no... but that would make for an amazing party trick...
  • Strider's listed hobbies, listed as "peace, seclusion, other boring stuff," are equally entertaining.
  • Going over Ryu's ninpo abilities, Boomstick was taken aback by Ryu's transformation into a bird.
    Boomstick: And he even seems to be able to teleport short distances- OH WHAT THE FUCK, DID HE JUST TURN INTO A BIRD?!
    • Even Wizard, explaining how Ryu's ninpo worked, was taken aback, only describing it as "the bird thing" when listing some of Ryu's abilities with it.
  • Wiz's annoyance at the ninjas not acting like ninjas.
  • The very beginning of the fight has both Ryu and Hiryu slicing through a random soldier... who then promptly explodes, complete with the Wilhelm Scream.
  • Near the end of the fight, we get a nice little shot-for-shot homage to NES Ninja Gaidens' opening. Opposite from what you'd expect from this, Ryu doesn't win that Single-Stroke Battle.
  • In the NES Ninja Gaiden games, birds were among the most obnoxious of Ryu's enemies. He ends up shredding a whole bunch of them in the fight, even though they're robot birds. Also, guess what disposes of his corpse.
  • Boomstick's comment on Strider's Razor-Sharp Hand

    Ivy Valentine vs. Black Orchid 
  • This episode puts Chun-Li vs. Mai Shiranui to shame in terms of sheer, perverted hilarity from Boomstick.
    • The opening sequence is taken for a spin when Boomstick interrupts Wiz and introduces both combatants out of sheer joy.
    "Sorry, I'm excited!"
  • On their rundown of Ivy, the usual statistics list (real name, birthplace, age, etc.) is capped off by having them mention Ivy is a "dominatrix for no real reason."
  • On Ivy's biological father, the pirate Cervantes (who is a zombie — sometimes), leaving her on the doorstep of the Valentine household:
    Boomstick: Good call on the baby dumpster donation, zombie pirates don't make good fathers. Believe me, I know.
    Wiz: ...What?
  • While Wiz is discussing the sentience of Ivy's Valentine, he mentions that it came into being "by summoning the hand of Nightmare, which breathed life into the sword."
    Boomstick: Wait, hold on, how does a hand breathe, exactly?
    Wiz: ... Of all I've talked about, that is what you question?
  • When Wiz speculates that Ivy must use her large breasts as counterweights to pull off some of her martial arts moves, Boomstick immediately declares, "If that is a real martial art, I am going to find it, and teach it."
  • Again Ivy gets a notable moment, when the hosts bring up her canon win-loss record in the Soul series being 3-4, two of those wins being rematches.
    Wiz: While she is indeed a skilled fighter, canonically, she has a rather spotty record.
    Boomstick: Don't they make pads for that?
  • Boomstick has this to say about the name of Ivy's Valentine.
    Boomstick: It should be named "Deadly as Fuck".
  • At one point, Boomstick comments that Orchid's breasts are large enough to kill people; by the time they get around to discussing her finishing moves, one of which has her flashing foes into having a heart attack, he states "ha, and you all thought I was being a pig earlier!"
    • Wiz, having a moment of fun, speculates on how Orchid can do such:
    Wiz: There's only one logical explanation: her breasts are so impossibly large, that no human brain can fully comprehend them.
    • Wiz adds that it has a somewhat different effect on other female combatants that still clinches Orchid her victory:
    Wiz: Even while female brains are immune to the sexual shock, they will grudgingly forfeit out of jealousy.
    Boomstick: Oh, she'll be crying into a tub of ice cream tonight.
  • After describing Orchid's fire cat form, there's this line:
    Boomstick: Awww, I want to pet her. But I can't because...the burning.
  • During the very end of the preview and partway during the fight in the episode proper, we are treated to Orchid using her infamous finishing move on Ivy as the screen fades to white. Ivy's response? She laughs.
    • Ivy then meets Orchid flashing her by doing the same in kind, causing Orchid to throw a little tantrum before pulling out her tonfas and resuming the fight.
  • On comparing Ivy and Orchid's bust sizes post-battle and revealing Orchid's size being one "D" smaller than Ivy's.
    Boomstick: Aww, I had an extra "D" I could've given her!
    Wiz: Too late!

    Fox Mc Cloud vs. Bucky O'Hare 
  • In Fox's bio, one detail noted is "Personality modeled after Shigeru Miyamoto! Seriously!"
    • When it goes to his weaknesses, there's a comment that states how he was "doomed to a pathetic and lonely existence for no good reason after Star Fox Command."
  • Boomstick deeming Pigma as "the ugliest pig you've ever seen" and Peppy Hare as "older than the greeters at Wal-Mart."
    • Also regarding Pigma, once Wizard explains how he was in league with Andross and killed James via this betrayal, Boomstick states Pigma is why "pigs are for eating, and nothing else." While saying this, a roasted pig with Pigma's face (and an apple stuffed in his mouth) superimposed on it is shown.
      • This is even funnier following a scene of Fox letting out a Big "WHAT?!".
  • After starting Bucky's introduction with the full length theme from his animated series, Boomstick starts humming it briefly, commenting on his love for the show.
  • Boomstick is a little too fond of the title of Bucky's ship, The Righteous Indignation.
    Boomstick: ...Which is now the new name for my penis!
    • And he keeps on going, with Wiz trying to describe how agile the Righteous Indignation is and all the firepower it carries.
    Boomstick: But enough talking about my genitals, Wiz!
  • Those who deem Slippy Toad as The Scrappy might enjoy Bucky killing him, even if the Star Fox crew (ESPECIALLY Fox) don't share the same enthusiasm.
  • As a shout-out to the mission start screens of Star Fox 64, the screen shows the same format as Fox touches ground to fight Bucky, with the location of their fight only being given as a "random-ass planet."
  • There's something strangely funny about Fox repeatedly failing to use the Fire Fox attack while Bucky stomps on him mid-charge.
  • During the end of fight analysis, Wizard laments that Bucky's long-awaited spotlight didn't last long, whereupon Boomstick remarks how "considering foxes eat hares, I am not surprised".
  • Fox strangling Bucky and the look on the latter's face during it can bring a bit of dark humor for some viewers.
  • After the fight ends, Fox is seen on top of Slippy's Arwing, ripping the prosthetic legs off his friend's corpse and using them for himself, before jumping into Slippy's Arwing and taking flight once more.

    The Terminator vs. Robocop 
  • The opening line of the showdown:
    Boomstick: Sci-fi movies have taught me two things. One, I want my own lightsaber and two, the future blows.
  • The Terminator's rundown, which includes but is not limited to moments such as:
    • Wiz explaining that the Terminator series takes place in 2004. What really sells the moment is how his voice trails off near the end, as if he's questioning the validity of homicidial robots mere decades into the future.
    • Boomstick's remark on the Terminator's "perfect" disguise:
    "Because two time power-lifting champion Arnold Schwarzenegger is totally your average guy."
    • This is followed up by Wiz mentioning Terminators have hundreds of different facial designs, and again comes Boomstick:
    "What was that one designed for, attracting women and making men feel inadequate?"
    • Boomstick summarizing the T-850's adventures, worthy of a laconic wiki entry:
    "This model was first sent to super-early-abort John Connor... then protect John Connor... then protect John Connor again... and then blow up this bitch ."
  • While noting that the Terminator can learn emotions and feelings, they have this:
    John: Just put up your hand, and say 'I swear I won't kill anyone'.
    Terminator: I swear I will not kill anyone.
    Terminator: He'll live.
  • Wiz lampshades the T-850's complete lack of software protection and its tendency to get hacked.
    Wiz: "It just screams lazy lazy design."
    T-850: "Fuck you, asshole."
    • In the midst of Wiz listing the arsenal the Terminators carry (during the character introduction, not the episode proper), Boomstick derails the topic when he gets to the minigun, wishing they had one. Wiz then tells him that they do have one, and much like his almost-wrestling-eels moment from Pikachu vs. Blanka, Boomstick makes a detour from analyzing the Terminator to give it a test run.
    "(revs up the minigun and lets the bullets fly for a moment) Check it out, I drew my name! … and a puppy."
  • Robocop's preview had its fair share of laughs.
    • Wiz doesn't have the best views on Detroit.
    Boomstick: Damn! That guy can eat more bullets than 50 Cent!
    • Boomstick on the Cobra Assault Cannon.
    "…which goes boom, and then there's no more anything."
    • Wiz saying the jet pack from the third movie helps Robocop jump sharks. Boomstick has nothing to say in response.
      • However, he does have something to say about the next clip:
      William Ray "Pudface" Morgan: Where's your sense of humor?!
      Robocopnote : (raises fist) Right. Here. (knocks "Pudface" out)
      Boomstick: (flabbergasted) jesus christ
    • Wiz's comment on Robo's data spike:
    Wizard: …and a terminal strip for collecting data.
    Boomstick: Or for rippin' out throats! Just look at that thing!
    Wiz: No wonder Detroit's falling apart! All their USB flash-drives can double as shivs!
    • Wiz and Boomstick's shared incredulity at Robo's feats since they stretch from all of films and TV series, even the 80's cartoon. It harkens back to the Lion-O/He-Man fight since Robo's an 80's action hero as well but neither of them saved Sting from the WCW Four Horsemen. Wiz played footage of the event to prove that he wasn't making this up.
    • Boomstick's commentary about how Robocop's human elements leave him vulnerable to the common cold.
    Boomstick: To top it off, his human parts add extra vulnerability, which is stupid because it means he can even get a common cold and…
    Cut to scene from Robocop The Animated Series showing Robocop sneezing electric bolts.
    Boomstick: Murphy maybe a walking tank but he also moves like one. He's sooooo slooooow!.
    Wiz: His main function is to chase the bad guys, so you'd think OCP would prioritize running legs instead of, say, his frisbee skills.
  • Paying homage to the series, the Terminator's entrance into Detroit has him time warping into a gun store, then proceeding to rob and kill the store owner… who happens to be voiced by Takahata101.
  • The Freeze-Frame Bonus when RoboCop is analyzing The Terminator one of the descriptions reads: cool sunglasses.
    • A bit of meta-funny: according to the Terminator's analysis of Robocop, Murphy has two hearts, one in his chest, one in his brain.
  • Anything the Terminator says during the fight is funny with the hilariously exaggerated and over the top impression of Schwarzenegger's performance.
    • When the Terminator yells, "Fuck you, dickwad!"
  • The Terminator staring at his shotgun when it runs out of ammo.
  • The end of the battle has The Terminator aping The Black Knight - after getting his arm ripped off and his legs blown off, he's forced to drag himself on the ground with his only remaining arm. Robocop lifts what's left of him up by the neck, and The Terminator can't even use his remaining arm to fight back at that point.
  • The preview for Luigi vs Tails. The two characters are imposed on a dramatic flaming background partially silhouetted, with their appearances punctuated by low drum beats. Keep in mind that one's a cowardly plumber, while the other is an adorable kit.

    Luigi vs. Tails 
  • Luigi's preview.
    • Boomstick's theory on why Luigi is such an obedient sidekick to his older brother:
    "He's [Mario] gotta have some serious dirt on their childhood."
    • To demonstrate Luigi's Super Jump Punch, it displays Luigi slowly creeping towards Jigglypuff... and promptly rocketing her to the moon.
    • One of Luigi's listed accomplishments is 'Winning Mario Party by doing absolutely nothing'.
    • When showing the effects of the Negative Zone, Boomstick asked the question we were all thinking when we first saw Luigi's Final Smash
    "Remember when Mario Bros. was about running around and jumping on turtles?"
    • In the preview video for Luigi, Wizard states that he is the Mario Universe's equivalent of the Ghostbusters. In the actual Death Battle episode that covers Luigi, we get this line.
    Wizard: He ain't afraid of no ghosts.
    Cut to the scene where Luigi first encounters the ghosts in the first Luigi's Mansion
    Wizard: Scratch that, he's afraid of all ghosts...bugs, water, flowers, the sun...
    While showing part of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show cartoon, it shows the Sun enemy from Super Mario Bros. 3 as Wizard mentions the sun
    • Also, there's the reminder that the "unmaking cannon" is in the hands of children.
    Boomstick: Is it bedtime now mom? Whooosh! No more parents.
    • Wiz saying Luigi could be watching you right now, and then it showing a picture of Weegee.
    Boomstick: Agh! Stop that!
  • Tails' preview.
    • Boomstick pointing out Tails Real Punny Name, Miles Prower = Miles Per Hour.
    • Wiz on tails' odd flight ability.
    [regarding his tails' ability to function like helicopter blades] "...Which is obviously impossible, as they could never create lift to- *cue Tails flying* WHAAAAT?"
    • Boomstick calling Tails a "rotary ass".
  • Wiz's snarky remark on the reason behind Tails' given nickname and comparing it to nicknaming Boomstick such because of his preference to shotguns. Boomstick is not amused.
  • Boomstick was about to eschew his usual shouting "DEATH BATTLE!" at the end of Tails's initial analysis no the Death Battle proper), only for Wizard to insist he do so. He begrudgingly does.
  • During the battle, Luigi comes up with an ingenious counter to Tails' bomb spam: he sucks them all up with his Poltergust, then blows them all back towards the airborne Tails. Unfortunately, he gets his timing wrong and the bombs all fall back towards him first before exploding.

    Venusaur vs. Charizard vs. Blastoise 
  • "Venusaur, the pimply plant monster! Blastoise, the bazooka turtle! And Charizard, the......dragon."
  • The teaser
    • Boomstick's excitement at Venusaur's Solarbeam, and calling Venusaur a "Flower Froggy Thing."
    • Boomsticks Theory on Blastoise's creation is so absurd that it's hilarious.
      "Did a turtle just get drunk enough one day to have sex with a tank?!"
      • The full episode makes it even funnier, with Boomstick going on a wild tangent theory much longer than the earlier quote.
        Boomstick: And then it came across a tank and was like, "ehh, I'll put my dick in that!" then nine months later, the tank showed up at his door and was like, "BOOM, this is yours!" and then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like, "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME" so then they all started plowing tanks?
        Wiz: ...Sure... why not?
    • The whole segment was dramatized with a crude flash animation with a turtle and a tank...and pistols.
  • How do we start the battle? How about dumping a ton of Rare Candies on top of Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle? They probably battled just to work off the sugar high.
  • Boomstick is on fire this episode.
    • Regarding the Bulbasaur family:
      "Becoming uglier and uglier with every form, seriously, what the hell is that thing?"
    • On Sleep Powder:
      "Which is used to put people to sleep...and take women home from bars..."
    • On Solarbeam:
      "When I find flowers that can do that, I just might take up gardening; Try and pollinate now, bees!"
      • Doubly funny if you remember Boomstick's quip about his garden in Robocop vs. Terminator.
    • On Grass type pokemon's weakness to fire and flying:
      "Because as we all know; plants burn, and birds fucking hate grass."
    • His theory on Blastoise's creation, as shown above.
    • On Blastoise's water attack:
      "Water Gun, Water Pulse, Aqua Tail, and…Bubbles…"
    • After Wiz deduced the PSI of Blastoise's water cannons:
      "That'll get the stains off your patio!… along with…your patio…and… possibly house…"
    • Learning fully grown Charizard's average at 5'7":
      "WHAT?! that's bullshit! I wanna ride a dragon to burn the villages of my enemies, not hang out with it on the sofa!"
  • Blastoise sneezing himself awake after a spore puff of Venusaur's disembodied flower makes contact, delivered with a cartoonish "A-choo!"
  • Blastoise filling Charizard up with water to the point of Balloon Belly before he explodes might bring some dark humor to some.
    • If you look closely, you can see Charizard's eyes bugged out of his head right before he explodes.
  • At the end of fight summary, the talk about type advantages is given the caption "Inevitable Youtube Comment", as well as a drawing of a stupid-looking Venusaur.
  • Wiz and Boomstick's own rendition of the Pokémon Theme.

    Fulgore vs. Sektor 
  • Right at the beginning, acknowledgement of a certain other MK ninja-cyborg.
    Wiz: [introducing Sektor] ...the ninja cyborg from Mortal Kombat
    Boomstick: Totally shoulda been Cyrax.
    [Wiz punches Boomstick with his cybernetic arm]
    Boomstick: GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!
    Wiz: Oh, sorry, arm's glitching up again.
    Boomstick: When you least expect it, Wiz. When you least expect it.
  • During Fulgore's rundown…
    Wizard: There is only the mega-corporation which controls the earth...
    Boomstick: Walmar— Uh-um-UltraTech!
  • Boomstick's utter confusion over where Fulgore and Sektor keep the massive weapons they use to perform their finishers.
    Boomstick: I don't even— WHERE WAS HE KEEPING THAT??
  • Sektor's rundown.
    Wizard: [summing up the Lin Kuei Clan Grandmaster's plan] "Let's turn all our ninjas…INTO ROBOTS!
    (Beat)
    Boomstick: That guy's my fuckin' hero.
    Boomstick: it's like "I'm gonna give you this cool cyber name, just in case I ever pull off my crazy as shit plan to turn everyone I know into robots".
    • Boomstick arguing that Sektor's Pulse Blades are lightsabers.
    "Sweet, royalty-free Lightsabers!"
    • Then in the official episode, actual Lightsaber sound effects are used when Sektor whips the blades out, StarWars fans are sure to chuckle and/or facepalm at that very moment.
  • Instead of the usual Death Battle theme song playing as Wiz says his catchphrase, it's Boomstick singing part of the Mortal Kombat theme.

    Godzilla vs. Gamera 
  • While the intro trailer for this battle was extremely epic, they still managed to stick in Gamera swinging around on a pole Gymkata-style.
  • Godzilla's preview, with Kaiju being as over the top as you can imagine, there was a lot to poke fun about.
    • On Godzilla's Walking Wasteland abilties.
      Wiz: Godzilla's presence alone makes a city block completely uninhabitable.
      Boomstick: Like that noisy upstairs neighbor, or people who let their dog shit in your front lawn.
    • Boomsticks excitement over Godzilla's "epic gravity defying dropkicks" cue said scene.
    • On the atomic breath attack.
      Boomstick: That's like microwaving at least 100 balls of tin foil
      Wiz: Not even close...
    • The epic Take That to the American Zilla, who was bought by Toho themselves just for the purpose of having Godzilla deliver a curb stomp.
      "Ha ha... take that, America."
    • Godzilla's infamous Flight scene... the corny music just adds to the absurdity.
      Wiz: Well...at least Japan is...creative?
      (Cue Boomstick attempting to lift off like Godzilla did... and succeeding.)
      Wiz: Well... holy shit.
  • At SGC 2014, after explaining the Ben's computer died and they lost the pre-fight analysis (they still had the fight thankfully), Ben and Chad give rundowns for both fighters live. One hilarious moment is when Chad misreads the Fire Ejection Technique as Fire Ejaculation Technique. Which gets brought up a few times afterwards, to hilarious effect.
  • At SGC Godzillas win frame? Silly dancing!
    • And during the fight itself, Godzilla performs the epic sliding kick, which ends with him riding Gamera's shell like a skateboard.
      • When they showed that flight scene to the public, many of the audience were saluting.
    • Then there's his comment that after the fake out, Chad commented that "nobody was happy", as if everyone wanted Godzilla to win despite what was going on.
  • When the official episode came out, we're treated to the usual hilarious commentary from Boomstick.
    • How Godzilla gained the Red Atomic Spiral Breath
      "After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul.....oooooookaaaaay?"
    • His Joy at Space-Godzilla being a thing.
    • Referring to Godzilla's second brain near his backside as an "Ass-brain".
    • Him questioning the Atlantians choice of species to create
      "But instead of creating something safe, like a dog or a bunny, they created giant laser shooting murder-birds."
    • His new nickname for Gamera, "The flying fire breathing ninja turtle of doom".
    • On Gamera's fire breathing capabilities
      "...and a fire breath so strong, it can be used underwater...despite being...y'know...fire."
    • His astonishment at Gamera's flight abilities
      "WHY CAN'T MY TURTLE DO THAT?!...someday, Mr. Snappy...someday..."
      "How does he know where he's going? More importantly, how is he not puking his guts out?
    • Referring to the Vanishing Plasma Fist as a "Kaiju sized Falcon Punch."
      "FUCK YEAH!"
    • His quip after demonstrating the Mana Beam
    • On Gamera's technological know-how
    • His disappointment at Gamera's lingering fear for humanity becoming Earth's greatest threat.
      "I knew it was too good to be true...he's a hippy turtle..."
    • Accusing Gamera of being a pedophile... by singing a parody of the Showa Era theme song.
      "GAMERAAA! GAMERAAAA! HE WILL BRING KIDS TO HIS VAN! TOUCH THEM LIKE NO OTHER CAN! PLEASE DON'T TELL ON GAM-ER-AAAAAAA! (beat) No really."
    • You can hear him trying not to burst out laughing
    • His usual end-of-episode pun was so bad, even he seems to acknowledge it.
      "Looks like Godzilla put Gamera through living... *unenthusiastic* Shell..."

    Batman vs. Captain America. 
  • Boomstick Comically Missing the Point on Batmans tragic origins.
  • Wiz clarifying the infamous Shark Repellent wasn't part of Bats utility belt and was actually from the helicopter he was dangling on... both host agree the concept is still stupid.
  • When Batman's triangulation imaging system unnerves Boomstick.
    Boomstick: "You mean, he can see everything I do just because I have a phone?
    Wiz: "More or less"
    Boomstick: "Ask him where I left my keys..."
  • 'MERICA!'
  • Wiz's snarky retort on Cap being able to "see faster".
    *complete deadpan* "Which is the absolute stupidest way of saying that his brain can process images faster than a normal human."
  • Boomstick mentions that Captain America knows every form of hand-to-hand combat known to man and follows it up with this:
    Boomstick: "That's right, I bet you didn't know that Captain America was a ninja."
  • Wiz manages to get in a brilliant line in when discussing Cap's uniform:
    Boomstick: That suit looks like it was ripped from a patriotic circus.
    Wiz: ...it was...
    Boomstick: Really? ...well, at least he upgraded to suits not made from circus[es] later on.
    Wiz: ...no, they were too...
    Wiz: Some call it "World War II".
    Boomstick: ...oh... ...I get it...
  • Boomstick is quite impressed by Cap successfully giving the Hulk a Groin Attack.
  • One of Cap's abilities is listed as "jumping out of a plane without a parachute and landing successfully", which is a Running Gag in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
  • Pointing out Captain America's feat of defeating the personification of drugs... despite the fact that drugs are what made Cap he is today, Wiz proceeds to label Cap as a hypocrite.
  • Boomstick having a little fun over the fact that Cap can still be hurt like any other person (after it's brought of that he's been stabbed and sniped)
    Boomstick: "AH! Weapons! My only weakness! How did you... know?
  • The difference between "could" and "would".
    Boomstick: I could survive a fall out of an airplane, but I wouldn't bet on it... unless you're doing it Wiz, you should totally try it! five bucks if you make it.

    Tigerzord vs. Epyon 
  • Saba, Tommy's talking sabre Speaks Fluent Animal
    Saba: That's right... none of you speaks bird. Now, take me over to the cages. Uh... squawk squawk, tweet squawk tweet?
    Boomstick: Everyone that just watched that is now dumber... our bad.
  • When discussing the background for Epyon, Boomstick constantly mentions how the Gundam are piloted by a bunch of kids who need to get laid. He constantly makes sex jokes throughout the whole background discussion
  • Before the fight, Tommy and Saba are testing the weapons system for the Tigerzord:
    Tommy: Just make sure the safety systems are on.
    Tigerzord fires a missile
    Saba: (After the missile is fired) Safety Systems Activated.
    Saba: (looking at the rocket flying off) Um, that will...probably dissipate, right?
    After they see rocket hit something far away and caused an explosion
    Saba:...Eventually?
    Tommy: Heh, I think I'll drive.
  • Meanwhile, Zechs is standing around. Noin asks what he's doing
    Zechs: Just brooding about how I almost destroyed the Earth.
  • Out of rage from Tommy accidentally killing Noin, the Gundam pilot attacks with this hilarious battle cry of:
    Zechs: I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!!!!!
    • Tommy's reaction
  • During the fight, while Zechs is hallucinating, Saba mentions the circle on Epyon's chest must be a weak spot. The music plays as if to show the epic victory for Tommy as he punches the circle. Once he hits it, you hear a simple clang, the music stops, and nothing happens.
    Zechs: Hmph. Don't get cocky.
    Tommy: What? He didn't explode?!
    Saba: Well this defies all logic!
  • When Tommy calls upon the power of the Mega Tigerzord, Zechs' reaction is simple.
    Zechs: Oh shit.
  • Zechs delivering the Finishing Move:
    Zechs: FOR NOOOOOOOOIIINNN!!!
    Tommy: NO!
    Saba: SON OF A BIIIIII- (Mega Tigerzord explodes, killing Tommy and Saba)
  • The final shot of the battle is both hilarious and a Tear Jerker: Zechs has Ocular Gushers around the remains of Noin's destroyed Gundam and Zordon is crying Ocular Gushers so hard his tank is filling up, without him even noticing, complete with hammy crying noises. The latter, especially, is funnier.
    • Same with Boomstick's reaction
    *agonized* Owwww... my childhood...
  • During the credits, you see the voice actors listed... at the end we see "Josh Tomar as Zordon's tears."

    Ryu vs. Scorpion 
  • The nice little Call Back to Akuma vs. Sheng Tsung regarding Akuma rematch against his brother, Gouken
    Boomstick: Oh yea! he can fingerpaint!
  • The hosts don't know what Joudan Sokutogeri translates to, so Boomstick does a little google translate... and it translates to "Diarrhea Joke Foot" as you can imagine, Bookstick had a field day with this.
    Boomstick: What does it do? Kick people in the stomach so hard that he takes them to Brown Town?!
    Wizard: With the correct kanji, it's more like... "High Level Leg Blade Kick".
    Boomstick: ...You know it's Diarrhea Kick forever in my mind now, right?
  • Wiz repeatedly comparing Ryu's story to "Karate Star Wars". Boomstick originally mocks him for "comparing everything to Star Wars" until Wiz tells Boomstick the common fan theory that Akuma is Ryu's biological father... to which Boomstick quickly agrees that it is "Karate Star Wars".
  • One of Scorpion's transformations is a Penguin, Boomstick is astonished. This makes an appearance in the fight when he lays an explosive egg on Ryu's ashes.
  • Boomstick calling Scorpion "The Charlie Brown of Mortal Kombat" — cue a scene of Scorpion tumbling down a flight of stairs to the tune of "Christmastime is Here".
  • The analysis of Scorpion mentions how he finds time to shoot threes, hit homers, and host his own cooking show, complete with a "Yes... this is real..." disclaimer for the last one.
    Boomstick: Yeah, I'm not gonna trust anything that guy makes. Does he even eat anymore?
    Wiz: (As a segue for the next part of the analysis) Aside from his weakness for the culinary arts...
    • It's doubly funny considering Boomstick's reaction to Ryu's ashes. "I'm no chef but I think that's overcooked..."
  • The fact that the image used for Ryu's ashes is ripped straight from Team Fortress 2 as shown here.

    Deadpool vs. Deathstroke 
  • Deadpool's rundown.
    • The videos' very own thumbnail has Deadpool with no breathing room inside of it.
    "This thumbnail is a little cramped!"
    • Wiz confusion over Deadpools "cure".
    Boomstick: Well, they injected Wade with Wolvie's healing factor.
    Wiz: Which I don't even know how that's possible, do they have a spare jar filled with, "essence of Wolverine" or something?"
    • Boomstick screaming, "Kill it with fire!" when Deadpool's unmasked face is shown, only to realize he can't, clearly disappointed.
    • Deadpool making his grand entrance, much to the confusion and annoyance of Wiz & Boomstick.
    Deadpool: (Pops up) DEADPOOOOOOOOL! Yeah!
    Boomstick: What the heck?!
    Deadpool: Oh, I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am!
    Wiz: I was afraid of this.
    Deadpool: Aaand now you're scarred for life! Let's see my competition!
    Deadpool: Bingo! Oh, and Boomstick, tell your ex-wife I said "hello". (Does purring noise)
    Boomstick: You've got 5 seconds to get the hell out of here before I blow your head off!
    • At the beginning of the analysis, Wiz makes the oddly-specific comparison of Wade's cancer having "hit him like a flaming semi-truck falling on his face." What happens later in the fight after he stabs Slade with his own sword in mid-air?
    • Deadpool cuts off Wiz & Boomstick before they can go over his arsenal.
    Boomstick: Some of Deadpool's favorite toys include:
    Deadpool: My trusty, rusty, twin katanas! Some grenades, my 2 favorite machine guns: "Butter" and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!", a teleportation belt, an infinity stone that alters continuity, oh, I can't choose, I love them all!
    Boomstick: Okay, that's it, I'm gonna kill him! (cocks his gun)
    Deadpool: (sings as he dodges Boomstick's shots)
  • Deathstroke's rundown:
    • Boomstick making comparisons of Deathstroke's origin story to Captain America's, even asking if the former steals cars after being told that Slade actually gets the girl.
    • Wiz was going over Deathstroke's mental fortitude:
    Wiz: Come on, if we really only used 10% of our brains, we'd be about as dumb as sheep!
    Boomstick: You're a sheep!
    • Wiz's annoyance at the whole "see faster" thing:
    Wiz: ... and see faster- Goddammit, that's not a real thing!
    Boomstick: Ooh! We should put him and Captain America into a staring contest!
    Wiz: (annoyed groan)
    • Deadpool graffiti's a monocle, top hat, and a mustache on Deathstroke's picture
    Deadpool: (In rapid-fire succession) Don't forget to like, favorite and subscribe! (Does wooping noise as he runs off)
    • Deadpool once again intrudes in when Wiz and Boomstick are giving the rundown on Deathstroke's items, more importantly, Deathstroke's Super Bomb.
    Wiz: Which is actually just a glorified flash-bang grenade with trace bits of Kryptonite. Guess who that's for.
    Deadpool: The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!
    Wiz: Shut up, Wade!
    Deadpool: (Mockingly) Okay, Ben!
    Boomstick: This is just getting weird...
    • The description of exactly how Deathstroke got his powers. From an experimental treatment to help him resist truth serums. It gets this response.
    Wiz: Which begs the question, what on Earth does the US military think is in truth serums?
  • The entire full episode is one big funny moment. From Deadpool talking directly to the hosts, lambasting them at every given opportunity, to chiming in with his own self-analysis text boxes graffitied on.
    • One of the graffiti is "Raging Sex Machine", which Wiz starts reading and then trails off. Deadpool chimes in that Wiz "forgot to add" that part.
    Deadpool: Yeah, I noticed you left out a few things in the script, so I made some changes. You know, just the important stuff, like my penis!
    • Deadpool defaces the strength & feats section by adding in, "Not garbage tier in Marvel vs Capcom 3".
  • Deadpool, not the Large Ham Announcer, gets to say 'Fight!' while looking at the camera in a cartoon-panel-lookalike.
  • And then there's the fight itself, where Deadpool randomly pulls out a boom box to employ his Confusion Fu, complete with audience cheers. He also refers to Deathstroke as being a Donatello when Deathstroke goes for his energy staff. Deadpool then remarks himself as a Leonardo, but that most people would see him as a Michelangelo.
    Deadpool: A Donatello fan, huh? *Brings out his twin katanas* I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself! Although I think most people would pin me more as like a Michaelangelo, you know that's them labeling- *Gets hit by Deathstroke's energy staff* I will not be labeled!
  • How does the fight start? The two mercenaries are looking at the other's wanted posters..with Deathstroke's bounty being 10 dollars more. Deadpool obviously complains about this.
    Deadpool: *On Deathstroke's bounty poster* Pfft, what a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? Come on, I'm me! (Corpsing) Wha, wha, what? Am I right? *Gestures towards the person next to him, who is actually Deathstroke himself* Yeah, I am, I'm pretty sure! *Both suddenly look at each other, complete with the "!" sound from Metal Gear Solid*
  • Deathstroke hits Deadpool with his energy staff, and then the latter is suddenly hit by a bus.
    Deadpool: (towards the driver) Hey buddy, don't let me slow you down!
    • After Deadpool is shot by a sniper bullet, we get this:
    Deadpool: Look at me! Look at me! Do not slow down!
  • We get this bit as Deathstroke is trying to shoot Deadpool, but misses each time.
    Deadpool: (As he repeatedly teleports) I... HATE... YOUR... (appears right behind Deathstroke) dumb face.
  • "Pop, pop, watchin' Deathstroke— Goddammit!" Cue Deadpool getting smacked by a flying, burning tanker truck which just hurtles into the ground and explodes while he spouts illegible Angrish. It's the delivery that sells it.
  • Deadpool's various cries of pain are this.
    Deadpool: (After getting sliced up and stabbed) My spleen! (After getting shot at) My leg! (Crashes into a car) Oh! It's cramping!
  • After all the cars and trucks have very much been trashed, we get this:
  • Deadpool's answer to Deathstroke's healing factor.
    Deadpool: Carbonadium sword! Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Sabreteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema.
  • Before Deadpool delivers the Coup De Grace.
    Deadpool: All the children in the audience, cover your eyes! (blasts out Deathstroke's remaining good eye)
  • Deadpool's victory dance, where he uses Slade's severed head as a hand puppet.
    Deadpool: *Using Deathstroke's severed head as a hand puppet* And the moral of the story is: Deadpool wins! Yay! *tosses Deathstroke's head and begins to sing an improvised "Macarena"*
    • After that, he then mounts Deathstroke's head onto his car as a hood ornament.
  • Deadpool's lines after winning are classic.
    Deadpool: Oh! Oh, YouTube comments! Oh, I see you rolling! Oh, you're hating! Oh, it wounds me so! It doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole.
    Wiz: Don't tell me how to do my job.
  • The ending.
    Wiz: The winner is...
    Deadpool: Spider-Man! I mean Deadpool! Shit!

    Kirby vs. Majin Buu 
  • During Kirby's rundown:
    • Boomstick's skepticism over how such a Badass Adorable like Kirby can inflict such mayhem and destruction.
    • Kirby is asked "Did YOU do this?"... while standing over a huge pile of bones, with enough skulls visible to convey that a LOT of things died to make that pile.
    • Going over Kirby's inhaling abilities
    Wiz: Plus, Kirby's body is malleable, allowing him to stretch his mouth and inhale larger objects. Though he does have trouble wrapping his mouth around extremely large and heavy things.
    Boomstick: Like my di-!
  • During Buu's rundown:
    Boomstick: That's right, Bibidi, Babidi and Buu. Put 'em all together and what do you get?!
    Wiz: A Disney lawsuit.note 
  • The promotion before the fight begins. Someone's not happy about a certain previous Death Battle...
    • The best part is how it happens in ANOTHER long-awaited Death Battle, right before the fight where ANOTHER Dragon Ball character is defeated. It makes you wonder if this was put in just because of the outcome...
    • Even more, it's just hilarious how it plays like the climax in Toy Story when the toys begin to scare the shit out of a human being, complete with a 360 degree head spin.
    Funko SSG Goku: We see them, Ben. They're very angry. We see the comments. *repeatedly spins his head 360 degrees* We see eeeeeeeeeverythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
    Ben: I don't want you anymore. *Boxes up Funko SSG Goku*
  • How does the fight start? Majin Buu turns some of the hapless Dreamland inhabitants into sweets and is about to have one when Kirby inhales all of Buu's sweets, pissing off Buu in the process.
    Buu: You make Buu mad! BUU MAKE YOU DEAD!!!!
  • After Buu gets cut in half by Kirby:
    Buu: Waah-haa-haaah! You hurt Buu! *pulls himself together* Almost!
    Kirby: *facepalm*
  • When Kirby becomes Hypernova Kirby, inhales Kid Buu's Planet Burst and then spits it back at him, Buu gives a Jaw Drop that just screams "This Cannot Be!", "Oh Crap!" and "This Is Going to Suck" all rolled into one.
    • What's more, the winner decides to Hurl It into the Sun... which turns out to have Kirby's cheerful pink face on it for absolutely no described reason!note 
      • Considering the last thing Kirby said was his trademark, "Hiiiii!", his face took up the whole screen, and he was fighting a Dragon Ball Z character, it could be a reference to this. After all, this fight was being fought between two bringers of the apocalypse and considering Team Four Star have been part of the show before. It's not out of the realm of possibility. This, if it's true, just adds to the hilarity.
  • The ending: Kirby absorbs Buu's boot, copying his abilities (and head tentacle). Cue Kirby abusing them on some Waddle Dees.
  • Wiz and Boomstick are both quite clearly struggling to hold themselves together after Kirby wins. They're both quite clearly holding back chuckles, and Boomstick even asks if that just happened.
  • Some of the absurd facial expressions Kirby pulls throughout the fight.
    • When Buu uses the candy beam, hitting a nearby rock and turning it into a custard. Kirby Oh Craps so hard he drops his ability!
  • The fleeing, screaming mooks using Team Fortress 2 and Super Mario World soundbites.

     Ragna The Bloodedge vs. Sol Badguy 
  • During Ragna's preview, Wiz was out sick so Boomstick took the entire thing head-on by himself. His Watsonian temperament resulted in his usual frequent questioning. Though since Blazblue is a story all about the Stable Time Loop and Timey-Wimey Ball tropes, Boomstick was as lost without Wiz as you'd imagine.
  • Sol's preview may as well be the funniest preview ever done.
    • A lampshade on Sol's Non-Indicative Surname.
      Wiz: This man would emerge as the feared bounty hunter Sol Badguy.
      Boomstick: So he's clearly the bad guy.
      Wiz: Actually, he's the main character of the story.
      Boomstick: [blubbering] But then why would— [Wiz continues]
    • Sol's love interest, Aria, was accidently killed by Sol upon becoming a Gear... then he killed her again after she was reborn as Justice. Boomstick's response to Aria's reincarnated appearance?
      "Oh! Wasn't... expecting her to... look like that... but not as much as I wasn't expecting the BLUE ROBO-PENIS! WHO EVEN DOES THAT?!"
    • Perhaps the single funniest part, Wiz and Boomstick trigger Abbot and Costello over who exactly "That Man." is.
      Wizard: [Justice] was likely created as a giant F.U. to Sol by That Man.
      Boomstick: ...Which man?
      Wiz: That Man.
      Boomstick: I only see Sol Badguy.
      Wiz: No, it's "That Man".
      Boomstick: It's just you and me here, Wiz.
      Wiz: Listen, the villain is, "That Man".
      Boomstick: Sol Badguy's the hero AND the villain?!
      Wiz: -NO. NO. he's another character, just pretend Sol Badguy's not there.
      Boomstick: You mean he's INVISIBLE?!
      Wiz: When this person was born into the world, his parents looked at this child, and decided they would name him, "That Man!"
      Boomstick: WHO WERE THEY LOOKING AT, WIZ?!
      Wiz: HIS NAME IS T.H.A.T.-Space.-M.A.N!
      Boomstick: WELL, F.U.C.K.-Space.-Y.O.U! I'm out!
    • After that long moment Boomstick kills Wiz's Robo-Dog in a bout of anger over "That Man".
      Boomstick: OH, YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT WITH YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND, WHOEVER THE HELL THAT GUY IS?! (shotgun blast)
    • In the actual episode, after above moment, Boomstick actually looked up "That Man" on the internet and apologizes for his earlier outburst.
      Boomstick: So, uh, I looked at the internet and discovered that his actual name is "That Man". I apologize for earlier, let's move on.
  • In the episode proper, Wiz asks how Ragna can walk around undisguised... when he has a massive bounty on his head. Boomstick comes up with the perfectly logical explanation that no body wants to fuck with him.
    • Which winds up doubling as a Brick Joke: the fight starts because Sol was looking at one of Ragna's wanted posters... and just happened to notice Ragna walking past him.
      Solnote : (after getting in front of him) You're an eyesore!
  • Just how absolutely baffled the two are when they're describing the lore of Blazblue.
    • It eventually gets to the point where, after describing of Timey-Wimey Ball aspect of Ragna actually becoming the original Black Beast in the past... only for it to be prevented, despite the fact that said incident caused the plot of BlazBlue to happen:
      Bomestick: (fed up) You wanna just make this guy fight someone now?
      • This winds up setting up an understated Brick Joke when its brought up in how after Sol's past self was killed, Sol should've pulled a Marty McFly... but "he didn't like that idea very much, so he just... didn't":
        Boomstick: After BlazBlue, nothing is too bizarre for me anymore.
    • The crowner of this string of jokes is that when Sol defeats the Black Beast, all what there is left of it is the script of BlazBlue, which he uses Tyrant Rave on and walks away.
  • Six words: Boomstick's interpretation of a "Fire Seal".
    Boomstick: I wanna fire seal, that'd be fuckin' sweet. (picture of an orca whale) Try and eat me now, orca whale. (cue a seal on fucking fire) Fire seal!
  • Boomstick's theory why Sol won? He has way more belts than Ragna.

    Gaara vs. Toph Beifong 
  • Like the Guts example below, the Death Battle fanblog's prediction for the episode has one of Gaara's strengths being "not only Gaara of the Desert, but also Gaara of the Funk."
  • During Gaara's breakdown:
    • Boomstick offers his opinion of Gaara's overall look:
    Boomstick (flatly): He looks like a member of Green Day.
    • Hearing Boomstick gushing over how adorable tanuki are and how they're something he would like to have as a pet... Until he gets a good look at Shukaku.
    • Shukaku being referred to as a "tummy monster" and a "digestive desert demon."
    • Wiz's Freudian Slip after he talked about the Tanuki's infamously large testicles.
      Wiz: But the thing is, Gaara's gourd isn't carrying any ordinary testicles. I mean, sand!
  • From Toph's breakdown:
    • Boomstick's reaction to the badgermoles that trained Toph.
    Boomstick: Imagine one of those things burrowing into your home. What kind of pest control do you even call for that? Oh wait, I know: fire.
    • Boomstick's reaction to finding out that Toph can tell if someone is lying.
    Boomstick: A woman who can always tell when I'm lying? No thank you.
    • Later, after hearing that when she got older, she could tell where anyone is:
    Boomstick: She knows when I've lied AND where I've been? Women should not have these powers.
    • Wiz quickly realizing how Boomstick would react to the info about Toph's ability to change the density of earth.
    Boomstick: Ah... Okay...
  • In the fight itself, Toph is practically a gold-mine of funny, given her snarking ability.
  • Boomstick's reaction to Gaara losing.
    Boomstick: ''Aw f*ck, s*it, f*ck, God damn f*ck, son of a s*it-weasel! Why did another animé character have to lose?!
  • This little exchange, wherein Wiz's voice actor starts giggling:
    Wiz: Few can withstand [...] Mama Boomstick's cooking.
    Boomstick: Hey! You're uninvited to Thanksgiving dinner!
    Wiz: I never was!
    Boomstick: Exactly.
  • After the post battle analysis, Boomstick lets out a Hurricane of Puns about the earth, much to Wiz's chagrin.

     Boba Fett vs. Samus Aran REMASTERED 
  • Numerous call-backs to their first episode. It's a little amusing to hear Wiz say one thing in the first and hear Boomstick paraphrase it in the remaster, and vice-versa
  • Wiz and Boomstick saying how stupid it was that Disney declared the Star Wars Expanded Universe non-canon. They use it for their research anyway.
  • Boomstick says that Fett carries his EE3 Carbine Rifle like a child, leading to this little moment:
    Boomstick: There, there EE. Daddy's here. Killing time is soon.
    Wiz: That's...creepy.
  • Boomstick wonders about the implications of Samus having bird DNA.
    Boomstick: So... does she now have a bad habit of pecking at food and shitting on people's cars?
    Wiz: ...no.
  • Boomstick's contempt towards a certain Metroid entry after Wiz mentions the volcano run.
    Boomstick: Uuuuugh, can we please not talk about that game?
  • At the very end after the fight is done and Samus blows up Boba's head, we are treated to a funny/awesome/heartwarming/tear-jerking tribute to the late Monty Oum. How you may ask? DANCE PARTY! with Zero Suit Samus, regular Samus, Boba Fett, a lot of Clone Troopers, Deadpool, Deathstroke, Godzilla and Gamera!

     Chuck Norris vs. Segata Sanshiro 
  • The premise in itself is one big funny moment. Two Memetic Badasses duking it out, you KNOW there will be more cheese than a dairy farm.
  • The intro to the fight, depicting Chuck watching TV. As he flips through the channels, only commercials of Segata's adventures play, to his annoyance. The last time he changes the channel... Segata jumps out of the TV and throws the giant Sega Saturn at Chuck.
  • Segata dislodging, lifting and ultimately throwing Saturn's rings at Chuck like a frisbee.
  • Remember that Chuck Norris Fact about his beard hiding a third fist ? It really does.
  • The conclusion of the fight? Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro ripped reality in half. And possibly created a whole new reality. Where they might still be fighting.
    Boomstick: That was awesome! But who won?
    Wizard: I...don't know? I think they're still going. Our instruments just can't pick them up anymore. I believe they might have ripped a hole in space-time. So they've either travelled to another dimension, or completely destroyed their plane of existence. Beat Or both.

    Guts vs. Nightmare 
  • In the Death Battle Predictions webpage, one of Guts' disadvantages is listed as "Makes a terrible Santa Claus".
  • Boomstick's...description of Dragonslayer during Gut's breakdown can easily make one think that the Black Swordsman is Compensating for Something.
    • And then he makes similar comments towards Soul Edge in Nightmare's breakdown.
  • Boomstick uses the Berserk-canon Running Gag about how others see the Dragon Slayer as a big slab of iron rather than a sword.
    Boomstick: Massive, sick, heavy, and far too rough, it's too big to be called a sword. More like a heap of raw iron.
  • When talking about Dragonslayer's ability to cut foes on the astral plane, Boomstick mentions that it's able to cut ghosts in a way that sounds as if he was creeped out.
    Boomstick: Even ghoooooosts.
  • Boomstick expressing sympathy for Nightmare after learning about Soul Calibur.
    Boomstick: Poor guy. How would you feel if some asshole decided to make a weapon specifically designed to murder you, and it kept showing up everywhere?!
  • Guts ruining Nightmare's climatic moments. The battle starts with Nightmare having completed Soul Edge, but his Evil Gloating is interrupted when a tree Guts cut down, falls behind him. Even his ominous music stops at that very moment. Later he tries to taunts Guts during their sword clash, only to get headbutted.
  • Guts' reasoning for fighting Nightmare. Is it because the latter managed to reform Soul Edge and would take over the world with his power? Nope, he fights because Nightmare happened to be in his way and didn't want to shove it.
  • After Guts (in Berserker Armor) hacks Soul Edge into pieces, he then uses Soul Edge's eye as target practice board for his arrows / utterly peppers it with arrows as a Double Tap. And due of him being in his Berserker Armour, his aim is horrible, missing more times than he actually hits Soul Edge.
  • After Guts' victory, Boomstick is so excited he interrupts Wiz to talk some more how awesome the battle's winner is.

    Iron Man vs. Lex Luthor 
  • When going into Tony's backstory... well, let's have Wiz and Boomstick explain:
    Wiz: Howard and Maria Stark ruled a nine billion dollar military tech empire. They could have anything they ever wanted, except a child.
    Boomstick: Then Howard met an ALIEN who decided to build a baby for them.
    Wiz: Fearing humanity would perish to more advanced alien races, this child was genetically engineered to lead the world to a new tech age... BUT that was Arno Stark. We don't speak of him. When Howard and Maria were dissapointed with what they created, they adopted Tony instead.
    Boomstick: Yep, that's the secret origin to Tony Stark. Didn't see that comin', did ya?
  • Boomstick calls the bomb which imbedded shrapnel into Tony's chest a "shrapnel-filled irony bomb". It had a "Stark Enterprises" logo on the side.
  • Towards the end of Iron Man's analysis, Wiz remarks on how his most diabolical nemesis is his constant struggle with alcoholism. Cue Boomstick cracking open a cold one.
    Boomstick: Did you say something?
  • During Lex's analysis, Boomstick notes that when no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as a many as four tens. And That's Terrible.
    Boomstick: Bastard!
  • The analysis notes that the reason why Lex is bald is "Classified".
  • When discussing how Lex got out of the slums:
    Boomstick: His parents died in a car crash when their car's brakes failed, leaving Lex alone. Don't feel bad for a second! He used their life insurance money to get out of the ghetto and start his own company. AND HE'S THE ONE WHO RIGGED THEIR BRAKES!
  • Jarvis insists on pointing out the sheer cost of the property damage as the fight progresses, to Stark's growing frustration. Though Tony does have Jarvis deposit money to Pepper's account once he realizes most of the damage is her stuff. By the end of the fight, the damage is estimated at five billion dollars.
  • Among the things that Pepper has stored in the warehouse that the battle starts in? The seven Dragonballs, King Mickey's Keyblade, a Gundam, the Batmobile, a Cerberus Atlas mech, and the Hulkbuster armor. The implications are HILARIOUS. And all of them, minus the Dragonballs and the Keyblade, are confirmed to be destroyed during the fight (emphasis on CONFIRMED, so it's entirely possible that they're gone too), so Tony's probably going to be in the doghouse for A LONG time.
  • Destroying the Batmobile:
    Luthor: Wait, is that the...? *chops The Batmobile in half with his axe*
    Jarvis: That one might actually make a dent in your wallet.
    Tony: What're you talking about, it's just a car!
    Numbers and pop-ups start to appear with what was inside the car and how much it costednote 
    Tony: Seriously?
    Numbers and pop-ups continue to appear on screennote 
  • Luthor's reaction after Tony breaks through his shield:
  • After Tony defeats Luthor, he uses the Proton Cannon to utterly decimate Luthor's power suit.
  • The song that Tony is listening to while working on his Iron Man suit? the opening theme song to Iron Man: Armored Adventures.
  • While a lot of the previous pyrrhic victories were downright sad, this episode's Pyrrhic Victory was more or less Played for Laughs, as Tony Stark wins the fight without any tragic or life threatening results, but unfortunately, his victory comes at a literally high cost of five billion dollars for the property damages to Pepper's stuff.

     Beast vs. Goliath 

     Solid Snake Vs Sam Fisher 
  • Boomstick's constant Double Entendres throughout the rundown.
    Wiz: What is with you today?
    Boomstick: I don't know...
  • Also from the rundown, this:
    Wiz: Left with no other family but his daughter, Sam retired at just 47 years old. This time, he'd spend the rest of his days in peace... (Both Wiz and Boomstick laugh) As if!
  • And this:
    Wiz: Even after Snake burned (Big Boss) alive with nothing but a lighter and a can of hairspray...
    Boomstick: History's greatest soldier, everyone.
  • When discussing how Sam's improvisation works better than a plan:
    Boomstick: See? You don't always have to plan out every little detail about every little thing!
    Wiz: I thought we agreed never to discuss that trip.
    Boomstick: I just wanted a churro, but nooo, it wasn't in the schedule! Bet it was delicious...
    Wiz: Oh, shut up, Boomstick.
    Boomstick: I'll kill you.
  • The fact that Boomstick gets turned on so much by Sam's Swiss Army Gun that he looses focus until Wiz gets his attention.
  • Minor, but Wiz nonchalantly brings up the possibility that Grim might be aging backwardsnote ... and then brushing it off, stating it's irrelevant to the episode.
  • The fight starts with Snake and Fisher discovering each other. Both know that their target is on the opposite side of a sliding door, and sidle the walls trying to get the jump on them. The music swells, and... they've both come out at the same time, guns drawn. They both panic (complete with the Metal Gear "spotted" sound effect), there's a Record Scratch as they both duck back into cover, and then try their Dynamic Entry again. This time the fight starts as planned.
  • During the battle itself, Snake's...obsession with using a cardboard box.
    Otacon: Please tell me it's not a cardboard box.
    • There's also a picture of Chuck Norris and Segeta Sanshiro inside the box.
  • Guess what's standing in Grim's room? A Portal turret!
  • During a temporary break in the action (after Sam gives Snake the slip), Sam and Grim start bickering with each other. Grim snarks "You're welcome, by the way" and calls him an old man, while Sam grumbles "I lost the data" with a tone equivalent to that of a pouting child. Considering how serious and grim everything else is, it's quite amusing seeing the two of them act like bratty kids.
  • In every sequence showing Grim, the screen on her left shows what appears to be a Level Up screen, implying that she or Sam was playing a video game with the computer they use for Mission Control.

    Darth Vader vs. Doctor Doom 
  • When talking about how Darth Vader's Dual-Phase lightsaber can extend to twice its normal length, Boomstick remarks he should consult a doctor if it lasts for more than four hours.
  • Boomstick complained that Doctor Doom's self-granting of a Latverian doctorate is unfair to genuine doctorates like himself. Wiz was shocked.
    Wiz: You do not have a doctorate.
    Boomstick: Yuh-huh, check it out! Got it in Poultry Science! (Boomstick's degree from College appears) Specializing in the frying!
    Wiz: (beat) Well, holy shit.
  • How the fight began? Vader was in the process of killing his failed subordinate to the Imperial March, when Doom stepped in and finished the job, with the music slowing to a halt.
  • Vader smashes Doom to pieces, but "K.O!" does not appear. Instead, there's another portal and another Doom. Vader looks back and forth in confusion.
  • Vader tries the Force Choke, but nothing happens. Confused, he just extends his hand and tries it again.
  • The fight's conclusion, with Darth Vader "saying" a rather badly-drawn "Noooooooooooooo" from under a rock that's partly-submerged in magma.

    Superman vs. Goku 2 
  • Boomstick's reaction to the name "Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan". He says what we're all thinking:
    Boomstick: There had to have been a better name! Ultra Saiyan, Master Saiyan, Super Ultra Combo With Fries Saiyan, anything but THAT mouthful!
  • Superman's reaction to seeing SSJSSG Goku:
    "Blue hair, huh? I've seen worse."
  • One part of the fight has the two fly into the SGC building, and the fight takes an Art Shift by having two live actors duke it out in front of the audience before running off, letting the fight resume normally.
  • Superman asking if Goku's finally had his fun.
    "I would prefer if we don't accidentally destroy the Earth a second time."
  • The ending after the killing blow, where King Kai is lecturing Goku on why he lost and he could never beat Superman. Goku replies by asking King Kai if he has anything to eat.
  • The post-match analysis where they talk about Superman's accomplishments.
    Boomstick: Hey Wiz? What's half of infinity? In-f*cking-finity!
  • Boomstick telling the audience to put down the torches and pitchforks to listen to why Superman won again.

Supplemental Material

    The Desk of DEATH BATTLE 
  • The Goku doll advertisement. Complete with possessed doll, Self-Deprecation, and Anti-Climax with a little Fridge Logic (why can't Goku just teleport out of the box?) added in for good measure.
  • Apparently there's a rule against mentioning The Clone Saga, and Boomstick bursts into the room just to stop Joclyn from mentioning it.
    • Also from that episode, when bringing up the Spider-Mobile: "Danananana— Oh, wait, wrong franchise..."
  • Near the end of an episode on how Captain America's shield has been broken on different occasions, Joclyn keeps getting sidetracked by Molecule Man's strange helmet.
    Joclyn: "What is that, some sort of cosmic trashcan—?! ...Nevermind, i'll figure it out later..."

    Gag Reels 
  • In the first gag reel, Chad claims that it's hard to say "pony" in the Boomstick voice, "probably because it shouldn't be in my goddamn vocabulary."
  • This exchange...
    Wizard: The BFG is strong enough to annihilate the gargantuan Cyberdemon in a mere two or three shots, and the unprecedented range of its splash damage ensures no one's getting away unscathed.
    Boomstick: Huuuughghghguh...
    Wiz: …You okay over there, Boomstick?
    Boomstick: Towels! Bring towels!
    Wiz: Wow! Wow! I did not need to--okay, I'm leaving now…

    The Armory with Boomstick 
  • Boomstick was called in to revive one of Screwattack's older series's, The Armory, wherein a sinisterly-enthusiastic narrator discusses some of his favorite weapons in fictional history. For Boomstick's first episode he starts off with the Shotgun, from Doom in particular, praising the reload sound.
    Boomstick: Fun fact, I even have it as my text message tone.
    (the reload noise is heard, and Boomstick's phone pops up on screen; Wiz's text asking if Boomstick has time for a Death Battle later on, proves, indeed, that the sound is what Boomstick has as his new text message indicator)
  • Episode the second of The Armory highlights the family of Sheep weapons from Worms, with Boomstick starting and finishing the rundown of sheep by stating how well they work as improvised rations as well as exploding ungulates.
  • The Episode where he inducts the Poke Ball has him exulting its virtues as a combination capturing and Mind-Control Device that forces anything it catches into loving and obeying its trainer, and mentioning how it shouldn't be too hard for a Professor named after a tree to add humans to the list of species it could catch. Then he fails to catch Xerneas with an Ultra Ball, whereupon he changes his mind and specifically adds the Master Ball only into the Armory.

    Other 
  • Takahata101's Death Battle debate, all of it.
  • Electric Star's Outtake real.
  • During Magfest, Chad James (Boomstick) told an amusing story about when he and Ben Singer (Wizard) were researching the maximum force behind Goku's Ki abilities for Goku vs. Superman. When Ben found an instance where Goku had teleported the entire human race to another planet, Chad began painstakingly calculating how much the entire human race would weigh based on the world averages for the weight of adult men and women, plus children. Only after several hours later, when Chad finally finished his calculations, did Ben remember to tell Chad that Goku had also teleported a bunch of dinosaurs and other things at the same time. Apparently, Ben had remembered this before Chad was finished, but waited to tell him because he wanted to see if Chad could find how much the entire human race would weigh.